Old celeb thread IX: Semen on the wañl
>>724358182
>No XCX edition
>No Daddario edition
>>724358483
>>724358575
Damn do I love titties and ass
>>724358634
>>724358182
who is this?
>>724358483
>>724358522
>>724358575
Oh hell yeah, fuck
New th-thread i-is h-here....
>>724358438
>>724358438
>>724358438
>>724358438
>>724358438
B E S T E M M A
>>724358739
Fuck man... those jugs
>>724358804
by far
>>724358804
Mein nigga
>>724358804
I like Emma ass
>>724358843
Hips made for babycarrying
>>724358182
>No Nigri edition
>No coalburner edition
>>724358804
Watson better face
Stone better body
Roberts better ???
Queen SHIT
>>724358991
I have to agree with you there and I cant really tell you why I like Roberts so much, I guess its her chubby mummin top tummy that gets me rock hard. Her face is also kind of masculine but in a good way.
>>724358882
I like upton tits
>>724359031
Something bout this bitch makes my dick hard
>>724358991
I like Emma ROberts Jawline and lips but yeah I would rank Watson over Roberts. Still both pretty hot
Qt
>>724359214
I wanna be this sand
inb4 fuck off with that gay shit
>>724359361
Dude, stop...
>>724359361
Who wouldn't... tits right on it along with the rest of her perfect body
>>724359422
Rumor is maisie gives awesome head
>>724359438
You dont want kate goddes upton?
Then fuck goddes offten!
>>724359482
You won't believe me, but from personal experience, she does not.
Braaaaaappppppttttt
>>724358182
He said on a interview that he banged Ana hard off camera
>>724359603
Damn I hate sluts dont post anymore of her
>>724359640
Hnnnnng one piece...
>>724359595
Her ex made a joke about not liking her oral skills before it was taken down
roll out the piggy queens
>>724359782
Yes pls
>>724359709
i gotchu
>>724359535
No. It's just that you're making my dick want to fap to her. And i don't want to...
#STOPPOSTINGROBERTS
>>724359782
She would catch it hard in this pic, like fuck
>>724359673
Which is why her fiance called off the engagement and she subsequently moved to LA
>>724359936
What I would do rip that top off and tittyfuck her
>>724360028
>>724359936
>>724360107
Fuck. Can't resist any longer. I need to fap to her...
omg, i look like a boy!
my little body is so boy-like i'm ashamed to call myself a girl!
please don't treat me like a husker, with corn bits from the open field, dribbling from my hair!
i want to be known as a girl and refuse to accept a boy's life!
don't slap my ass and call me to watch any sports!
baby doll is so much more than what i show in my flat skinny chest!
CAN'T HEAR YOU SORRY
>>724360107
Push her head under water as I start to pound that ass of hers...
>>724360000
Nobody gives a shit about your waifu, her divorce, her wonky titties, or your quads.
>>724360208
STOP
>>724360184
I dont even know who that is
>>724359343
those bruises still :(
>>724360107
>>724360161
Right there with you, fapping hard, dont care if my roommate hears me, fucking cunt
>>724360257
With that jawline she could be the next batman
>>724360363
Tell your roommate to join in
>>724358182
how the fuck do you find this generic shit attractive, its like the first pair of tits you see but cant get, whats more attractive are selfies of average young women perked up an ready to go, these models don't mean shit though if you cant get your dick in the hoe, you know ?
>>724360366
kek
>>724360226
I will smack my dick across your face
>>724360410
Fuck off
>>724360507
You probably expect me to notice the girl. Not a chance with Keanu in the crop <3
>>724360507
whats her name again?
>>724360458
Nah, she is uptight and a lesbian, kinda pissed st for fucking her ex last month
Upton could get it respectfully.
AKA I'm burning the fuckin house down.
>>724360366
I love Best Emma, but you do realize the hypocrisy of criticizing another woman's jawline while posting her?
Say you wouldn't.
>>724360328
Kind of lost control. Ive since apologized to her
Uh oh. This is slowly turning into an Upton and Roberts only thread...
>>724360619
>and a lesbian
uhhhh you're missing an opportunity here
>>724360762
I would
>>724360807
Then fucking contribute cuck
>>724360807
>turning into
>is/was
>>724360879
Cara is pretty hot
>>724358770
I like her. What's her name?
>>724360882
Homo detected
>>724360791
that's good. the tongue is very clean and the enzymes help with the healing.
hope you healed them for her
>>724360762
you wouldn´t
>>724360811
Shes said on multiple occassions that she thinks a penis looks like something that belongs in the dark ocean floor
You ok there scarlet?
>>724359146
She has that bad spoiled girl look.
>>724360487
THIS ! IS. NEW. WORLD. ORDER.
This is kate when she was 19
>>724361168
Ok that pic is just straight ugly
>>724361161
actually perfect
>>724360991
You know it. She even asked me if she can come in for further treatment
>>724361168
PENIS. GOES. IN.
Respectfully, of course.
Vary it up a bit lads. Throw in some Charlize or Jaime Pressley or something.
>>724361272
haha nice try faggot
90 percent of my kate upton pics are too big for /b/
>>724361161
Young kate is best kate. She was so fucking hot when she debuted
>>724361391
Old Kate is thicc
>>724361364
2MB limit can suck my WHOLE dick
>>724361353
NO! FUCK YOU. I WAS FAPPING AND AS SOON AS I CLICKED ON THIS IMAGE, I BLEW MY LOAD!
>>724361252
well that's awesome, and look, they're all gone. great job as always db
>>724361450
True, but young kate was godtier tho
>>724361364
Kate Upton is too big for /b/.
>ftfy
>>724358182
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>>724361511
thats a good one right there
Just stop, this is the model seeing what people think of her so she can get a slightly smaller intelligence edge on the rest of us, fuck off, find love you sexy slut. :)
>>724361317
>>724361625
unsee.cc
/dumepibo
*holds up sign*
Will cum for some Kylie pics
>>724361794
ok thanks?
why not just post it here
am
i
virus?
>>724362002
cause can't talk lewd here, one get's banhammer
kylie
>>724361921
that one is nice ! love perked up tits, not too big, not too small, and with tasty pussy and clean asshole to hammer and tounge !
>>724362096
HNNNG
>>724360969
It's in the webm
>>724358182
who is this girl?
>>724362336
yeah who the fuck is this you rich bitch ?
>>724361856
Pleaseee
>>724358804
just a shame she chain smokes
>>724361602
kek
>>724361221
celebs do get nasty though.. Kate Upton
>>724362312
her name is icon?
>>724361602
>/b
bITCH, THIS IS Charles mANSON FROM jAIL, AND BELIEVE ME, I will MAKE YOU MY BITCH ! nOW SUCK MUH DICK ! HAHAHAHA NO IM JK LETS ATCH A MOVIE, THEN AFTER YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK, BUT OH WAIT THATS JUST THE MEDIA
>>724362781
you're my bitch, bastard
>>724362693
That is all you have to type in the address bar to get here you faggot.
>>724362781
hello charlie
hows life
anyone got some caitlyn jenner
>>724362931
Whew, eva
>>724362931
hope the model life is great, wish we were stranded on an island like castaway and remember eachother imprinted in our fucking brains forever, but fuck it hows life you disgusting model you ?
>>724363454
things are good, now idolize my fucking tits
>>724363824
my dick is turned on, and oh and yes, love you. lmaooo, jk, no I don't, but if we were I really would. modeling is shit, life is about adventure everyone knows that, but nice fucking tits !
>>724363824
Hnnng
>>724362408
>>724358182
>>724364335
best kylie
>>724361921
My wife has the same nipples. they're like fucking malteasers
>>724364522
Sister isn't bad ether
>>724364618
>they're like fucking malteasers
is that a good thing?
>>724365359
mm anne titties
>>724365395
jj showing off closeups of her qt face in her last 2 snap stories :3
>>724365880
whats her snap?
>>724365911
jordynjones11
>>724365911
>>724365973
her bf's is beyond-brandon
i added him too because sometimes she's on his
>>724365743
fake :(
>>724361364
upload them elsewhere and post link
>>724361364
resize some or post album on imgur and post link
>>724359640
most overrated model ever. hip to waist ratio is horrendous
Celebrating correctly naming each pic in my entire celeb collection of 2255 pics (1.31 Gb) with a Kaley Cuoco
>>724367971
post more kaley-cuoco if you have.
>>724367971
You got any Kaley Cuoco feet?
>>724367971
>>724368310
>>724368326
I have several but many look the same
>>724368397
>>724368397
very nice ass
>>724368425
>>724368460
so plump
>>724368460
>>724368487
>>724368535
>>724368564
Ok I did not have as many different as I thought. Damn.
>>724368622
Oh well.
>>724360257
This is what I enjoy most
>>724360762
I would. But if Watson came in and asked me to leave that skank and come drink her piss I would leave Stone so fast her pussy juices would be dripping off my cock while I was running and humming the intro to Harry Potter.
>>724360000
holy fucking quads speak truth!
>>724361734
she is so fucking hot
>>724368721
nice
>>724369872
sooo many pics on her on google. Too many :(
>>724369950
>>724368693
>>724369872
>>724369997
>Kaley Cuoco
And now remember from where I... remember her!
>8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter
HAHAHAHA
>>724368460
i would eat a whole can of baked beans out of her ass
>>724370835
Nice
>>724371206
>>724371238
>>724371258
>>724371284
>>724362193
moar rachel blease
>>724371543
>>724364459
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very beautiful w-woman a-and I'm very l-lucky I have her...
>>724371634
fuck those stockings
i´m in love, thx
>>724372185
P-Please d-don't hate m-me f-for achieving wh-what y-you c-could o-only dream a-about...
>>724372324
I-I j-just h-happenstanced t-to f-find h-her i-in a-a-a vulnerable p-position at an o-opportune t-time...
>>724372459
I-I m-moved i-in l-like f-full p-power a-and c-crumbled h-her p-poor h-heart l-like sm-smash, b-bang, b-boom and crash: n-now she i-is m-mine and I-I'm s-sorry f-for others who c-can only d-dream a-about i-it...
>>724358182
this stuff always looks so much better than brazzers shit
>>724358182
>>724372653
N-Now u-unfortunately e-everybody h-hates o-on m-me and I-I c-can't win any p-popularity c-contests...
>>724372837
>>724372683
Yeah better camera work, acting and probably chemistry
>>724372862
>>724358182
is that buff moot?!?!
>>724372884
which you think brazzers could still afford. their budget is likely bigger than some small foreign film or tv show
>>724358991
Stone isn't an Emma.
>>724365359
>those dead eyes...
>>724370835
What brand? I've recently switched to van amps after realizing bushs was way to sweet and I will never look back
What did Maisie mean by this?
>>724366745
Underrated
>>724373895
>>724373895
>>724373895
>>724373895
N-New th-thread f-for m-much fun enter h-here...
>>724361602
I'll think about it. If dubs ill do it I guess
>>724359422
the body will never forgive the face
>>724366125
Who cares?
It`s beautiful!