Hello /B/tards, I've seen two threads about people trying

Settle down Beavis

>>724355957
And, one more question, can it kill me if i'm 19, 6'2ft and 160lbs?

>>724356052
What do you mean by that?

>>724356056
You're not going to die, but you're about to roll face my friend. Buckle up.

>>724356052
Is it dangerous?

>>724356133
Really?
What do you mean by that?
What can i expect to happen?

When I take drugs, I expect results

>>724356247
Something is not right guys, i promis it
My body is doing some stuff

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i had to take a minute by my self, im freaking out
Cna i throw it up or go to the hospital??

Guys? anyone? something is happening to me

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My jaw is clenching really badly,
I think i need a doctor

>>724355957
i'm a frequent user and it still takes a while for me to start feeling anything (usually like an hour).
I'm guessing you licked it and spread it over your tongue right? Have you ever used anything before?

Get off the puter. Stop being a little bitch. Be awesome. Faggot

>>724357076
I've only abused weed if that's what you are asking, and yes i put in on a scale, after i put the eggs in the fridge from shopping, and later put it on a spoon, after that i swallowed it with water

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>>724357080
What do you mean by puter? how do i become awsome?

Really big question.

Really nice picture

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>>724357360
What picture?
There are 6 with this .
PLease respond.

>>724357248
you just gotta wait it out lad, you got an average dosis so it's going to be quite fun. can't really compare it to weed tho.
put up some good music, sit back and relax. dancing is also pretty fun to do, and looking at colors/lights.

get some gum m88 & don't be a lil bitch u faaag

>>724357360
You really need to work on making your replys clear,
By that i mean, type it so its not really a clif hanger, like you could've given me the N0 of the picture.

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Enjoy the ride OP, although 500mg is a bit on the intense side. Once it hits (1-1.5h after ingestion) smoke some weed, put on music, and dance the night away

>>724357594
I live in nyc, lights and colors are all i see,
i just sitting and watching music videos and playing leauge.

>>724357617
im gonna go to the store and get something i think, i want to share my first check with some people.
got like 1k

>>724357684
Its really nice, actually, im feeling fine, i just drank one half of a liter coke, i just wanted to challange my self, to see if i really can drink all that, and i did

>>724357862
Dont. You'll give it all away because you're in love with humanity.

>>724357760
MDMA is honestly one of the best drugs there is. Enjoy it.

>>724358024
why not?
I really got to buy food for my gf and our cats (4 yes my gf is a crazy cat lady) so i think i should get some more stuff for later on the week,

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>>724358042
im really enjoying it, im gonna buy some stuff fore the future, so we don't waste money

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>>724358140
Then only take as much money as you need. You'll be tempted to give it all away otherwise. Sheesh.

>>724358228
I got $200 cash, i was told to buy stuff that we need, like kat food, and milk, i know there i more we need, i just dont know what.

>>724358224
how much did you pay for it? i'm from the Netherlands so i imagine you murifats gotta pay a lot of money for a gram.

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Be very careful dude, the drug will soon control you and own your fucking soul and you'll fucking die cunt

>>724358353
i got it from the dank webs,
and i really got alot, 5 grams for money

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>>724358341
$200 is fine, whatever, just don't take the 1k check

>>724358409
That can't happen, i got salt, vinegar and garlic, vampiers cant get to me.

>>724358452
>dank webs
>5 grams for money
15 year old confirmed

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>>724358341
Stop buying your cat disgusting pesticide filled cat food, go buy it 100 dollars worth of human grade meat, cut it up, freeze that shit into cubes and feed that bitch how nature intended.

>>724358485
I feel like you are trying to make me not use it when i know i need to use it, so i think im gonna use it.

Guess ill do a straw pole and see what people want me to do.

Sit tight girls, boys and gender fluid femenists

>>724358341
You're not really in a sober state atm, I would not take more cash than for some snacks and especially some gum. Do grocery shopping sober at least.

>>724358610
Why so sad? and mean? does it make you feel better if i say dark web? and name the onion?

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>>724358631
You'll never look back trust me, your cat will be happier, stronger, faster, and it'll love you more than you can even comprehend, 400 dollars worth will last at least half a year if rationed correctly, trust me man I come from a long line of butchers.

>>724358631
It is a savana cat, guess they could eat some meat, im gonna stop kicking them, i belive thats why they are small.

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>>724358653
Aaaaaaand it's bait. I'm out.

>>724358659
I know im not an ATM, im a human being, don't really understand that, guess i'll not use it if thats really whats best

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>>724358653
This sick fuck is tricking you, take the money and go buy your cat premium top quality cuts, this is something smart to do with your money.
>>724358839
(oath)

>>724358839
ok, i'll wait for that straw pole.

My vision is getting blurry guys, is that normal?

>>724358920
i got 200 in cash, i can buy if from the store, but its kinda far from me, the closest deli where i can buy mean is 2 min from me, don't know what else to buy

I really want to take some more MDMA, will it make my effects better and last longer?
like about 6hrs of this fun

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>>724358973
You're probably OD'ing

Go buy cat food then call an ambulance man

im also gonna make the straw pole, wait guys.

>>724359252
im feeling fine, its not really bad, im just getting blurry and it gets back after a few seconds..

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>>724359350
Try get an erection, if you cant, you're OD'ing

>>724359434
Are you sure?
Guess i should watch some porn.

just slam a line and bang a 9 real quick

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>>724359552
Lime?
Why should i slamp a liime? and band a really quick 9
You are no tt making any sense.

I really like this picuture, makes me feel at home.

>>724359552
Do you mean take more mdma?
Does it really work better? and makes my lroll last longer? if that so i think im gonna take some more later when its wearing off

>>724359552
I can do that if thats what you mean.
By that sentcse and taking more

I feel like im alone in this thread, i'll go and get what i need from the store.
See you guys if you still are here,
I really hope that some of you are here, i want someone to talk to,

All of my friends have gone to collage, im the only one left in a big city as a small man.

See you guys later on if you are still here, i really hipe some of you still are here.

im all dressed and on my way out, see you guys in about 6 min. not 5 but 6 just because i've calculated it all.

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>>724360239
You have to get the fresh cat meat man, and take pictures to prove it, I just won't sleep right tonight if not

>>724360722
LISTEN TO THIS GUY

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>>724360943
Oath the fucking cat food industry is a god damn travesty.

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>>724357031
go to the hospital anon to be safe

Holy shit guys, there was a fight in the store no joke, black guy swong on some guy i was at mcdonalds, getting some straws, since gf really like to drink from them so instead of buying them i took some from a kid who had 5 of them.

i was really scared that maybe they wanted me to get involed in that shit, and since im real nigga, i just watched it

im really scared guys, im tripping and seeing shit

holy shit, people are looking at me, im on the subway right now. im really not ment to be on the subway, but i want to take a walk during nyc in the mid summar and mid vinter weathers

i really should take and put my money in side of my pants, but i want to asert dominace and prove im not a beta bitch, i got like 126 dollars holding them straight up reading a book.

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A really nice lady was taling to me, even tho i got a gf, i think im gonna try and fuck her, since she was really nice in asking why im holding money in the subway, we talked and she said that im weird but really fun,

We talked and i came clean that i've taken mdma, she was really nice and said, go home, don't walk around high on stuff other then weed,

When i was about to ask her for her number, she legit asked for mine, she said she really wants to try mdma, molly and other stuff,
So she said, im gonna get you an uber and you should stay in for the night,
i laugh and said, you are more then welcome to come over to my place and i can give my some mdma and maybe if you are not in a rush show how to buy stuff from the deep web.

She said, i really got to go, but you have my number and text me, if you want to talk about still giving me free mdma, And she smiled and laughed after that she waved bye to me.

I'm on some place i've never been to before, i'm not gonna move, since she told me an uber is on its way after she orderd it with my phone, don't worry i still got my phone and money.

Do you guys think i have a chance of getting with her? if i really really make her feel special, loved and cared for? and i got a really nice job at my girlfrends dad law firm, as a fucking desk hooker.

Now that i got a lot of money, and i will be working a lot, i think i can make jenna feel better then she's ever had in her life,

Im nice
Im kina pretty got a nice jaw line and green eyes
I got a 8.5 inch dick
Im tall
Im really good at listening to people
I really know how to make people laugh if i get to know their sense of humor.
I'm really good when it comes to advice, i just take them from movies.
I make sure that females feel special and really loved,
I do that by acting like i care and after that i take some advice from movies mostly godfather.
Or if they feel hated, i know how to make sure they forget problems, with dumb jokes i get from reddit roast me thread.

>>724365271
DID YOU BUY YOUR CAT SOME REAL FOOD?

>>724365985
I got straws from the kid i was told to get, and yes i think i got cat food, let me show you,

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You sir are the cancer of society, get help, or kys

>>724365985
Im really not sure,
Its in the back seat of the uber dieves car, i got alot of things,

Im at home in about 10 min,

But i can make him stop and pull over so i look for the cat food,
I know i went to some store that do something about animals, think it was a chines resturang.

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>>724366332
Damn,
That picture looks intense, who are the people who that will fist fight for money? since they cant make it in collage and get a real job and help society.

Feel the burn,

No offens, all jokes friend <3

>>724357031
get a chewing gum

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>>724366332
I got a real good job, im woking in a law firm, and that my girlfriends dad is working for, you are just hating because you don't have anything better to do then bully me,

Thats why you really are a nice person, since you asked me to get help.

You are a nice person, most people would tell me to just kms, but you asked me to look for help.

Whatever Deity you believe in, hope they take you in. Bless You.

>>724366394
Once you're home, send images of everything you bought

>>724366868
I got hubba bubba, but i cant stop from swalloing them after i chew if for 10 seconds

Its really nice. and i cant stop swallowing them

>>724367243
this !

>>724367243
I can do that, im home in about, 1 min, im just wating for me to find my keys, they are coming, anytime soon, i belive.

>>724367336
hahaha damn i bet they taste nice after mdma.

Please make sure you drink enough water OP

How you feeling ?

Take a photo of all the stuff you bought once you reach home

>>724367472
lol i hope you didnt lose your keys OP

>>724367352
>>724367243
I know i got a chocolate cake,
They girl said its not ready to take, but insisted and said, imperfections are what makes up beautiful

got your keys OP ?

>>724367556
I didn't, i just had them in my back pocket, i know they are there since im on my way to the elevator, the uber drives is helping me,
He's holding the cake, its really expensive, she chaged me 40 dollars for that cake.

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lsd is dedly es feck dudeeeee

>>724367821
damn im fucking jealous of your high right now OP ..
Would love some mdma right now. But im in a shithole where even deep web wouldnt help to get drugs

make sure you take a photo of ur stuff

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OP make sure you play some good music once you're home.
Also where are you based ?

>>724367748
I got them, i'm in the elavator with my uber driver,
I offered him 50 dollars to help me get my stuff up
And since he is jewish ( he said that after i asked if he was he had a jewish thing on his head, and curels) he asked why, i said politics, and he laughed, this was ofc while we were driving, well him i was just looking after him.

I know he wouldn't be able to say no, since he is jewish and jew's love money,

That was the joke and frightendly some facts

>>724368212
haha fuck im glad you didn't take 1k with you then

as someone here said - you would give it all away

>>724367979
I'm wating for the elavator,

someone is moving in, and they are abusing the elavator rights,

I got to keep my jewish pokemon, by my side, since he is holding the cake, and milk

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>>724366601

you got me good, im here to prove a long time /b/nigger still has hope, try to find the natural high through exercise or meditation , i know it sounds like bs. Still a struggle for me but weed and a goal in life has done wonders <3 you faggot :)

>>724368364
kek this is hilarious ..

dont worry - you paid this jew 50 dollars so he will help you out

>>724368323
I'm trying to keep my uber pokemon jew by my side,
He's trying to leave and say i don't have to pay him

But what type of man would I be, if i don't keep my promises.

OP can you take a pic of your eyes and post it ?

>>724368515
Yeah, 4chan learnd my that,¨
Jew's money hungry species.

>>724368665
Sure, they are soon to be browsing the this thread,
Well my eyes will, since i'm taking a pic of them

i hope this thread wont die too quick .. I feel like keeping you company anon

What a long ride this thread is taking

>>724356056
You must be one gangly ass, space alien looking motherfucker. .5 was a terrible idea to do your first time but good luck. Get off /b/ and put on some music.

>>724368883
Im on the elavator guys,
Just a 88 stories high building im living in.
This might take some times

you got that elevator Finally ? OP ?

>>724369025
Im listeing to taylor swift, since alot of people are willing to suck her dick, the way they make threads about her.

And yes im outside hahahaha Cash me ousidee howbao daa,

Sorry,
Im not mature,

Im outside my aparment door, i've been acually for about 3 min i feel like,

>>724369248
tell the jew to fuck off now .. or suck you off

upload a photo of your shopping

>>724368998
What do you mean by that?
And im inside my house, with my jewish uber pokeom.

He has later left, my premisses.

>>724368160
I live in nyc In the city city, next to time square.

>>724369374
btw . do you realise that this Jew would help you with your stuff even if you would offer him 1dollar ?

>>724369330
Im gonna upload it, after i feed the cats, they need a snack, i've been gone for to long.

>>724369589
hurry up! >. also post eyes

>>724369485
Probably, but his jewish curels looked extra happy today.

And the more more i pay, the more jewish people will come to help me and look for work,

for each dollar 1 jew, do the math,

I gotta catch the cats and give them snacks
Give me 1 min

>>724369664
I gotta, catch them all, just like how i caught my jewis pokeom,

Its really hard typing and holding 2 cats, i will be back with a pic of a cake and tooptpaste

>>724370080
wait what ? .. is all you bought .. a damn cake , toothpaste and catfood ?

meh..

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bump

>>724370354
i Bought a tool box as well

Im going to have to come back to catching the cats, its to hard, and after i held charlie for a bit to long in the neck it didn't move after i let him go he started walking again, almost killed him

>>724370761
you are stupid OP .. just put the food in a bowl or something and place it somewhere they walk ..
they will eat when they want

You dont have to TAKE your fucking cats to eat .

>>724371006
Charlie is alright,
He is not dead,
He is actually walking around normally

>>724371184
still. . listen to what i said and do this in the future.

I dont have to do anything with my cats when I feed them. I just put food in the usual spot and they come quick as fuck

NOW post EYES

hui