Depression Anxiety Hepatitis C Lumbago ADHD Hypertension Autism

>>724355907
Oh hey look, an autismo sperglord trying to debunk his diagnosis

>>724355907
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ADHD
You deserve to get fucking hanged.
Shitty bait thread.
1/10 for making me reply.

>>724355907
>Addition

what?

AIDS
Shingles
Cancer
Heart disease
Polio
Parkinson's
Herpes
Epilepsy

>>724356194
kek

>>724355907
>Addition
>PEMDAS
Fixed it for you there

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>>724356194
>Polio
Almost! 2 countries left!

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>>724356127
>he thinks 1+1=2
lel what a faggot

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>>724355907
anyone who says these are fake has never had to deal with them. prove me wrong.

>>724355907
>Depression doesn't exit.
Be glad you can believe this. Be very fucking glad!

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>>724355907
>addition doesn't exist

>>724356085
ADHD is legit but most people seem to think it's just another word for being a little shit.

asthma

>>724356194
>Aids
>Herpes
is that what your boyfriend told you? :^)

>>724355907
>Depression does not exist

[CITATION NEEDED]

>>724356466
basically

i have a-d/hd and spergs and my flow of logic when it comes to me wanting to do things is
>do i want to do it
>no
>don't do it

>do i want to do it
>yes
>do it

i just fucking don't know

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>>724356439
being weak doesn't mean it's a disease.
prove me wrong.

>>724356641
and look on urbandictionary for "ADHD"
fucking infinite laughs

>>724356443
Depression exists but it is not a medical condition, it just means you're really sad and you can't get away from it, saying it's actually a chemical imbalance in the brain is bullshit, that's pretty much what all emotions are anyways.
Basically depression is an emotion, not a medical condition

>>724356683
weakness stems from diseases and malnutrition, but it's just weakness right

>rickets, beriberi, etc.
lol.

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>>724355907
Broken bone
Scoliosis
Ankylosing spondylitis
Cancer

>>724355907
>Hepatitis C
obvious bait.
still, granted most of these are neurological in some form so diagnosis can be somewhat subjective. But Hep C is an actual virus that can be imaged. what level of retard are you to think that one belongs in this group?

>>724356704
False.

>>724356460
2 + 3 = ?????
FUCK! he's right. we're boned.

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as a neurobiology phd student, this both triggers and baffles me beyond words

gj op

>>724356704
LOL glad we have a doctor on /b/

>>724356018
Kek

>Not faking depression for benefits.
People nowadays are so concerned about mental health you can just go away with anything by saying "I am depressed" I have delayed exams and avoided work just by telling that.
You just need to look like you are sad, hopeless and empty. Avoid smiling and laughing, don't be energetic when you speak and don't make exaggerated gestures. Speak softly and don't initiate conversation, try to keep them shallow and short. Make it look as if you were pushing yourself to be normal.

>>724357520
Waffles

>>724357694
>>"I'm only pretending to be retarded!"

if autism doesn't exist how do you justify this thread op?

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>>724355907
Progeria doesn't exist, i know a fucking alien when i see one.

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>>724355907
Wow, you're a special kind of stupid aren't you.

>>724358012
kek

>>724357520
its bait

Cancer

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>>724355907
>hep C

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>>724357520

> ADHD
> Anxiety
> Chronic fatigue
> Eating disorders
> 90% of the cases of depression people claim to have

All of these "Illnesses" can be explained by weakness or general uselessness.

I have the collywobbles, there is no cure

>>724356704
If all emotions are just chemicals, then how is getting stuck in one emotion without being able to get past it not a chemical imbalance?

Retard.

life, death, all a ruse

they're one in the same

>>724355907

Ginger - it's just a dye

Fuck do you mean autism is not an actual condition?
I was born with it and I struggle on a daily basis. I am very intellectual though, so I suppose it is alright.

Doesn't change the fact that I will never be able to get a woman, unless she's a fucking downie.

>>724360666

Having experienced all of those illnesses at one time in my life or another (or my whole life in some cases) I can say that you are an idiot and ignorance or lack of personal experience isnt a good enough reason to discount decades of medical research.

I

Gluten intolerance.
Vaccine injuries.

>>724356704
Do you have reoccuring, clearly defined suicidal thoughts when you're just sad? Apparently not.

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>>724356085
We are browsing animals like the rest of them, the mind was never intended to sit around all day in one spot focused on fielding arbitrary, repetitive, meaningless processing requests

If you weren't brainwashed to be a good little boy and do what teacher tells you, you'd know this isn't natural, and that "ADD" is a hoax to grow a multi-trillion $ industry

>>724355907
Glad to see seasoned medical professionals with doctorates hang out all day on 4chan

>>724361861
yeah, same

this asshole

>>724355907
paper cuts

Being born black

They are clearly just babies contaminated by their mothers shit while in the womb. If you give them a good wash before the colour has a chance to stain theyll be normal functional white babies again with full futures.

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>>724355907
>hepatitis C does not exist?
there are literally electron microscope pictures of the virus
this thread is bait

>>724355907
hey piece of shit

what's it to u anyway?
also do u experience persistent panic attacks that are completely outside of your control?

well-adjusted job holding family man n college grad here, however, sometimes i'm having a bad time/ just happens

so while you develop your bullshit worldview in which none of these things exist you can rightfully fuck off

screenshotting this just to warn everyone of the dangers of addition

>>724361601
I have, and now that I 'gno' what will happen 'after death', suicide is pointless, because...
there is no true escape from reality

ITT: reading comprehension failure of the OP, symptoms = real,
"medical condition" = BS

>>724361746
nice logical jumps here shithead

>>724355907
Hypertension....lmfao

>>724355907
Is that a list of stuff wrong with you?

The female orgasm. Its just normal female hysteria.

A good beating will cure it right up.

>>724362411
Thanks for that advice, anon!

>>724362498
No problem my man, knowledge is power.

Lame b8 m8

>>724356704
fucking bullshit
i have depression and im not even sad all the time like you say
depression for me is the opposite of vital energy
the opposite of what makes you human
also, in my case, depression acts on my body, which affects several of my organs, a doc can see the changes on my heart with a scan. i have to take betablockers because of sinustachykardia, extrasystolicas and several other problems, which come from depression which mainly acts on the body

Irritable bowel syndrome.

Tonsilitis

>>724362219
You mean where I rightfully assume that no one who isn't out to fraud money out of people would claim that 'hyperactivity' or 'lack of attention' could be considered abnormal or even a disease?
Useful idiocy, at best

>>724355907
Fibromyalgia, wtf dude, shit might be on your head just like everything else on the list. But it does hurt a fucking lot

>>724362900

In my experience it doesnt hurt a lot, its just the constancy of the aches and pains and the inability to do anything to alleviate them that makes it suck really bad.

>>724355907
>You

>>724357110
>Cancer

Then explain /b/.

>>724362634
It's not a virus, it's not a permanent condition either, trust me, I dealt with it from 12 to 18

It's you hating life, and usually, for good reason

Find that reason, and if you can, change it, nothing else will fix you

>>724363217

>dealt with "depression" as a fucking child

>thinks he has the right to comment on adults suffering with the condition as well as having to deal with real adult life shit at the same time.

>>724363063
My mother is on pills for it, it's like you describe it, but she sometimes feels paralysed after waking up, like sleep paralysis but without seeing weird stuff and she says it hurts when that happens, specially if why try to move her or something, after a couple of hours she is back on her feet

>>724358348
What about this thread?

>>724363348
>pain isn't real for youngins, only big strong A-DULTS like me can suffer

How embarrassing, you're so confused, thinking there's an real distinction between the two because we have different words to describe average age groups, no wonder you're miserable, you haven't got a clue

Keep taking those 'happy pills' like prozac, SSRIs, they'll fix you up real nice, not getting away from the reason you hate life
>slavery

So you know you can't die ?

Tell me when in your fucking life you can say "i'm dead"

That means you never die.

>>724355907
homosexuality

>>724355907
Gender and body dis-morphia.

>>724355907
>Depression
I mean, I have medically diagnosed Major Depressive Disorder because my brain doesn't produce enough serotonin or dopamine and as a result I never experience highs or lows emotionally leaving life as a sort of grey blur of bland meaninglessness while I'm never technically sad or anything I also cant find enjoyment or satisfaction in any task so I spend my life idly passing time until I'll eventually die.

>>724364248
after a really corny joke

Also, cancer is nothing more than a subconscious suicide
Ever wonder why they're always looking 'for a cure', with no results?

>>724355907
morbus morbus

>>724364891 #
That is the reason that you can cure all sickness with the power of your mind

>>724357694
enjoy not being able to get guns or getting into the army.

>>724355907
Oh shit, better go tell the leagues of scientists that you somehow know better than. You must be a genius to know better than the culmination of centuries of research.

>>724356704
Are you fucking retarded? If the body is functioning in a way it shouldn't be and it causes mental or physical distress, it's a fucking disease. That's literally what a disease is.

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>>724358012

>>724360666
Nice trips, best alert academia to your findings.

>>724356354
I once gunned down a pedophile with polio true story, they have their legs one thinner and the other normal their feet are like opposite, his mom didnt believe in vaccine shots or some shit like that.

>>724364882
happy and sad are words, life isn't supposed to be a roller coaster, it's an experience of being

there's no good or bad experiences, you can't know which helped you 'grow' until they pass

>>724364639
this

>>724355907
>Addition
what?

>>724356704
Depression sucks also PTSD, the thing about ptsd you get depression,anxiety,anger,frustration,sorta like squizophrenia at the same time, also ptsd is like your grandpa telling you remember that time when stories, but they are fucking dark and people look at you like what in the fuck ?

>>724355907
If ADHD doesn't exist, then why do I get less spazzy on aderal?

>>724361078
No ur just a ritard

>>724362070
man up you pussy

>>724365663
>layman troll implying today's 'science' isn't dictated by 5 publishing corps in bed together
face it, you'd tap a hole in your head if they told you it'd make you better

>>724365696
They're symptoms, not the cause of the 'dis-ease',
depression = normal response to awful circumstance

>>724362634
no you're just a fat edgelord

>>724365862
You know that feeling you get when you read your favorite book? spend time with a loved one? peruse a hobby or career that interests you?
How about being sad when something/someone dies? Nervous about a job interview? Outraged at politicians or authority figures? Hell some people even say they get some sort of feeling out of the sound of rain. Because from what I've been told most people do feel these things and I'm "supposed" to but just don't.

>>724362900
fibro is an illness made up by middle aged women who don't want to work

>>724356683
your existence

>>724356439
Being a snowflake its not a disease, its just being a faggot on life.

>>724366336
depression is actually feeling awful under normal circumstances

>>724366098
PTSD was made up by war vets so they wouldn't have to get off their lazy ass to work

>>724366571
depression is an excuse beta cucks use as an excuse for being virgins, or bitches who are with the a beta cuck and are too afraid to escape

>>724366384
I'm capable of perceiving those, as I imagine you are as well, what's this 'feeling' got to do it anything, is it like some magic high as a reward for good experiences? Don't think so, the reward is the experience itself, regardless of feeling

>>724365696
What? It's a neurotransmitter imbalance in the brain that's causing the disease. That's literally the cause of the disease.

>>724366384
thats cause you're a fag edgelord, "look at me I'm so depressed, pay attention to me"

>amputation
>brain cancer
>common cold
>yellow fever
>HIV
>diseases

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>>724355907
>ADHD
>Depression
>Autism
>Anxiety
Migraines
Asthma
Don't forget PTSD anon

>>724366803
Then how do you explain Richard Cory?

>>724366981
killing yourself is the ultimate sign of a beta

>>724366571
that's absurd, if your circumstances were in fact 'normal', you wouldn't be 'depressed' to begin with
maybe the cause is from one 'accepting the intolerable as their normal'?

>>724366548
>a faggot on life.

Have you ever seen a doctor before because if so they would probably diagnose you with being a god damn retard

>>724367148
What about postpartum depression?

>>724356466
>>724356085
The "discoverer" of ADD has said it's not a real thing. Get fucked normies. You aren't special or different. " "ADHD is a prime example of a fictitious disease.""
Kill yourselves.

>>724355907
I looked it up and it turns out you're wrong, every thing on that list except for addition exists as a medical condition.

>>724367298
you subconsciously realized that 'your lifecycle' has been completed, achievement unlocked, which inevitably lead to a comedown from the high excitement of anticipation

Dying from HIV and AIDS.
Watch the documentary on you tube. . Called.. House of Numbers

>>724367298
weak moms who can't accept their situation. Not a disease

>>724367547
ADD and ADHD aren't the same thing. ADHD can be treated with stimulants. When I take stimulents such as aderal I get less hyperactive. The hyperactivity is a symptom of part of the brain that keeps you awake and focused malfunctioning, so you fidget to stay awake.

>>724367298
Just sorry they had kids.

>>724367732
see
>>724362808

>>724366828
Dopamine floods to the brain as a rewards system, its the thing that makes stuff like cumming feel good and sugar taste good and drugs do the things that drugs do. The brain will naturally flood you with this throughout the day as you do things it finds positively stimulating such as eating a favorite food or watching a movie you enjoy. My brain produces less of this chemcal so all of these sensations, both physical like cumming and psycological like a favorite film are dulled causing the medical depression. its not as crazy as your trying to build it up to be.

>>724366875
not even, honestly not wanting makes life easier. I live alone in a small place, eat cheap beause flavor vs cost is an easy choice to make, work a 30k a year job that requires 0 effort on my part, smoke weed 24/7 and drink most nights to keep time moving, and fuck hookers or fatties from tinder once every 6 months or so when the need to cum rises up. It probably sounds super depressing and sad to most but I'm as content as I would be if I were living the high society life so it works for me.

>>724368061
>>724367904
>>724367809
But what if it's from a hormonal imbalance? Pregnancy gets hormones going, so when it's over maybe things don't go quite back to normal like they should.

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In this thread, a bunch of fags,tumblerinas,snowflakes claiming this shits are diseases because they cant handle their stupid feels, like trump being the lord of america just to put an example.

>>724368115
That life actually sounds the tits. You got it good anon.

>>724368215
Just regurgitating shit you've heard other people say. It's bullshit.

>>724368233
amen

>>724355907
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>724356018
Underrated kek

>>724367547

There's a disease called "factitious disease" where people pretend to have a disease and even that's considered a fucking disease you fucking mongoloid. If it's in the DSM, it's a goddamn disease.

>>724368274
that one I plucked from my brain actually. I've never looked into or had to deal with someone with postpartum depression.

yeah Cancer is bullshit too right?

>>724366336
Damn right I would, I'd also try a keyboard with my feet if it was supposed to be better. Advancements exist? Weirdo.