>be me
>Coloradoan.jpeg
>Friends daughter has a basketball tournament
>Asks if I wanna go
>say it's at columbine highschool
>"Yes, that columbine"
Dubs asks what I do when Im there. Op will deliver
>>724353807
SHOOT IT UP
Take a picture on the floor in the library.
>>724354341
Reroll
>>724354341
Tout the camera around habitually.
"I can't help it. This place has some great shots."
Take a shit on the floor.
>>724354524
this
>>724354524
reroll
My daughter is the shooter this time.
>>724354524
roll
>>724354524
rolling
>>724354341
I think they gutted the library and rebuilt it
>>724354524
This but shit in a high foot traffic area.
>>724354126
DO IT FAGGOT
if no, >>724354524.
>>724354126
This
>>724354126
rolling 4 dis
>>724354675
Reroll
>>724354524
...
>>724354126
DELET
NVM DO IT
>>724354524
....
>>724354524
.....
>>724354675
Re x2
>>724354126
You can't. Can you?
>>724354524
......
>>724354524
.......
Respect the pain left, grow as a person
>>724354524
........
go streaking.
>>724353807
Write rip Dylan and Eric in a bathroom stall
>>724354587
They did.
>source: I went to school there
>>724354888
Winrar?
It's fake dubs tho
Play pumped up kicks on a speaker at max volume
>>724354341
Op here, was already planning on doing this
>>724354888
winrar
Go in an assless fursuit
Go up to faculty and students and ask them if they are ok and that you heard what happened and you're so sorry.
Yell "HE'S GOT A GUN" in middle of a game + actually bring a gun and shoot someone
>>724354876
reroll
>>724353807
Wear a shirt that says Natural Selection
Throw a firecracker in the library
Beat Eric and Dylan's highscore
>>724353807
Rape your friends daughter
>>724353807
When somebody ask your name say "Im Erick Dylan nice to meet you"
>>724354675
Re x3. Fucking fake dubs
>>724355011
^^^^
>>724355011
WinRAR.
>>724354434
Lol got em
>>724355011
This
>>724354993
Fucking this, this times 1000x
Nothing stupid, because we know OP isn't going to do it then
Just something subtle
>>724355017
reroll
>>724355011
Dubs have spoken
>>724355011
Op here
I don't have my tec on me
>>724353807
go to the library and look for blood stained books lel
>>724355017
rollin
>>724355011
like in doom?
>>724353807
Pull out an extremely realistic looking water pistol
>>724353807
This is by far the edgiest of all 4chan threads. My mind might actually explode from how edgy this is. And this >>724354126 just made it SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE EDGY!!!! I can't believe 4chan's servers are even able to handle all this edge without being sliced and diced into a thousand pieces. 4chan has truly reached its pinnacle on this day. Include me in the screen cap /b/ros, for this will be passed down for generations.
i thought they renamed the school after that shit...
>>724354993
Roll
KYS
>>724355306
Jack you fuckboi
>>724355306
tha fuk you talking about is this trigger you i cant imagine the rest of internet
>>724355306
tldr
>>724355306
This is a really bad attempt at satire
Take note anons
OP, crouch on the cafeteria stair and act like if you were aiming a rifle
>>724353807
Commit suicide in the library
>>724355011
Winrar
>>724355422
Winrar. OP must jack you fuckboi.
Hey guys OP here I'm driving there right now keep rolling I'll try to deliver as much as I can trip rolls get priority I'll provide timestamp once I've arrived
Print this out and glue it to several walls
>>724355822
WINRAR
>>724355822
Do it op.
Smear shit on the walls of a high traffic area.
>>724355903
This.
>>724355903
do eeeeit
>>724355903
rolling
>>724355903
Rolling
>>724355781
Kek
>>724355903
reroll
Low key reference the shooting. Other anons come up with things he could say.
My best examples are probably shit but how about stuff like:
>"It's amazing how the school has recovered since... you know."
>"The kids here must be awfully brave. I mean, look at them out there on the court!"
>"Look at them shoot! Get those baskets guys!"
Columbine was 18 years ago. The senior class of 2017 was just born when 201`7 happened. It's history. Get over it.
>>724356166
do it faggot
>>724356229
No, for you see, faggots think this thread is somehow clever.
>>724356508
That's a strange way of saying everyone on this board is just bored as shit.
stop glorifying two dead faggot jews
Dig up eric and dylan and post it here
>>724355463
this guy works at a grocery store near my house now.
>>724356652
They aren't bored. They actually think this is clever or funny. Literal faggots. It's like they read about the old days of 4chan and then said "I know how to be outrageous. Columbine!"
>>724357633
>TRIGGERED
>muh old /b/
Stfu you self-important faggot
Go explain why jokes are funny when no one laughs at your set at the local comedy club open mic
>>724354524
It's time to get shwifty in here
>>724353807
shoot the gaff up, you lil bitch.
>>724357633
I'm not exactly sure, but I feel as though it's like a half-assed effort from bored people to liven up the place. It's like they've just kinda given up at this point.