My gf gave me a coupon to do anything I want to her, what should

Rape her when she less expect it

continue being a cuckold, or sex in public

>>724352136
>gave a coupon to do anything
>still decides what you can't do

yee

>>724352136

>not into anal
>not super kinky
> gave me a coupon to do anything I want to her

wat

>>724352136
>I can do anything I want to to her
>she's not in to anal
sounds like that's her problem

>>724352136
fart while dinner

>>724352136
record the session

>doesn't let you do anything already without a cuckpon.

no birth control, make baby, use coupon to not have to raise it

>>724352136
Your gf sounds boring as fuck. The idea of a coupon to do anything you want is to spice things up not "oh you can have normal sex with me at any time you want but only once"

>>724352136
do anal anyways.
post results

Tie her to the bed and put a mouth gag in her mouth, and then go out and take a beer with a friend

>>724352259
/thread

>>724352403
this or fuck another person of your choosing in front of her.

>>724352136
>not into anal

finger her urethra instead

Nigger, you handcuff that bitches hands BEHIND her back and do what you want..or why bother

>>724352136
Ask her to try anal once for you. Use plenty of lube and go super-slow.

>>724352259
well it's a coupon, like 10% off

not buy one get one free

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>>724352628
>mfw ops gf is actually a prostitute and he's a longtime customer

>>724352136
>buy mouth gag without center to push dick into
>tie her up so there is no way she could get away
>fuck her throat until she pukes
>after she wretches continue to fuck her throat
>make big cums down her pie hole.

>>724352136

Tie her to the bed and fuck her ass raw.

"Anything I want means anything"

>>724352136
Stab her in the face

>>724352628
then tell her you want to touch her boobys while jerome is banging her

>>724352746
wow that escalated quickly

>>724352760
this sounds like the perfect option for op.

If you at all want to try anal, I think /b/ has spoken. Here is the best advice online I have found for how to approach it:

https://www.manyvids.com/Article/1420/All-About-ANAL/

Godspeed, anon.

>>724352821
Lmfao yea I got nothin

>>724352136
gape her pussy and post vid in this thread

>>724352705
>mouth gag without center to push dick into

It's called a ring you fucking imbecile dumbshit. A ring.

Anal isn't that fun plus you'll clog her ass up if you have a decent dick. She'll probably whine about the pain for days and your coupon will turn into You wishing you had a forgive me coupon since you're such a cuck that you need coupons to enjoy your girl.

I already do everything I want with my lady and a coupon is like a test.... But I think your relationship is pretty rocky. So don't stretch it.

I feel like she doesn't like people cumming in her mouth either so just do oral and have her swallow and keep sucking you off. It's very basic but it really seems like you don't even get that

CUT HER DICK OFF

>>724352136
Cum on her feet
Take video
Post it here
????
Profit

>>724352821
pussyass newfag. took over 20 posts before anybody mentioned stabbing her. old /b/ is gone forever.

>>724352136

Make her let you take more pics. Then tell her you're posting them online. Other guys will see them. Get turned on and jack off to her.

>>724352746
>>724352821

kek

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>>724352136
this is the 4chan thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some guy started it not knowing what it was and /b/ kept it going on forever just because

>>724352136
>anything I want to her, what should I do?
>Shes not into anal

When a girl says "anything you want", it means anal. 100% of the time.

>>724352850
just imagine her face while he's telling her that he wants to use the coupon and pulling out a large knife. kek

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>>724352899

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>>724352136
I'd say go for threesome with her best female friend or some hot chick of her choice

>>724352887
OP is allowed to ask for what he wants. Gf doesn't have to comply, but if he wants anal, then the coupon is the perfect reason to say, "I want to fuck your dirty shithole."

>>724352899
>>joins 2015
>>2017
>>Old /b/ gone forever

>>724352879
damn you got me.

>>724352136
Take her out to a roadhouse and have her suck off everyone at the billiard tables.

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>>724352136
Let a superior black man make her pregnant.

A coupon to do what you want is for men to stick it anywhere
If you aren't a man you'll probably use this coupon for missionary
I'd stick the coupon on her forehead and my dick in her ass lol

>>724353043
She may not mean that, but it doesn't mean OP can't ask. It's fair to ask because "anything" means exactly that. She doesn't have to comply.

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Make her cosplay as your favorite fictional character.

Go deep. Find your darkest fantasy. Make it someone you'd normally be embarrassed to mention in this context.

Force her to watch/read/play at least some of the material till she has some idea of what the character is like.

Then take a viagra. Pound every hole in her reluctant body. Make her cry.

Next year when you don't get the coupon celebrate. It's a shitty fucking gift offering you something you should be taking by force you pathetic beta shit stain.

>>724352136
love the pic, got moar?

I had that one gf. She really wanted me to tie her up, but insisted on no anal.
I dumped her and never tied her up in the end

Show tits then i will consider a response

>>724353300
why not both?

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>>724352899
>old /b/ is gone forever
>old /b/ is gone
>old /b/

ayy gaiiizzzz loO0k 4t m3h i be 0Ld fag!

no idea if it's been said already, creampie her!

>>724353391
plz die

>>724353460
FUCKING NORMIE

>>724353300
You did the right thing. zif a girl isn't into what you want and isn't willing to give it to you, it's OK to end the relationship. You don't owe her your company the same way she doesn't owe you her butthole.

>>724353370
you mean why I didn't analed her befroe dumping? She was an emotional wreck. She would sue me for rape. Also, she used to always say something disgusting when we talked about anal (because she was also very anal-courious strangely enough) It turned me off completely

>>724352136

Ask her to shit on your chest.

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>>724353540
and when it's not ok to do so?

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>>724352136
Rent her out for the night.

>>724353047
The same knife used to take OP's balls apparently

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>>724353460
here (you) now fuck off back to 9gag

>>724352136
Make her paint the house. Then eat the eggs. ALL of them.

>>724353076
Underrated post

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>>724352136
>free coupon
>still gets to make the rules

OP just use your coupon to make her give you your balls back.

>>724352136
Turn her into a slave. Then she can't say no.

leave her

>>724354132
This. LOOOOOOL.

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>>724353043
You're triggering me with your microaggressions

Anal sex is rape because it is all about power and humiliation

>>724352136
tie her down on the edge of the bed, so she is bent over the bed, proceed to fuck her on and off all night, unprotected. Get that pussy nice and full.

>>724354629
0/10

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>coupon
>not into anal

Ass to mouth. A shitty "do whatever" coupon is still a coupon.

Also Ops GF is also his mom

>>724353714
I don't understand the question. It's OK to end a relationship at any time for any reason. It's not OK for one partner to give the other an ultimatum that doesn't lune up with their desires. So "give me anal or I'll dump you" and "I refuse to do anal, but expect you to date me even if it's important to you" are both wrong.

>>724352509
This is a good idea
I'm willing to bet she's not into anything actually

>>724352746
Maybe just the tip

>>724352136
haha,what a fucking fag.
"She's not into anal".
Well fucktard, if you need a coupon to do what *she wants*, well....

Ask her to cash you ousside