If I gave you a thousand dollars right now, would it change your

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>>724347242
id buy a nintendo switch lmao

>>724347242
i would buy 4chan

>>724347242
i would buy your mom OP

>>724347242
Pay some bills

>>724347242
clear out some debt with it
so no

>>724347242
I would have to give it to the banks. Life sucks. I'm trying to slowly work my way out of debt. I'm slowly chipping away at it, but sometimes I don't eat. I lost a business to the housing bubble in 2008.

I would buy a CRF 260L Rally. No, wouldn't change my life. Be p neato though.

It wouldn't change my life. I'd put it in the bank with the rest of my money and have $1000 more than I had before.

>>724347242

I would flip it. I would buy 5 ounces of weed (950) and use the 50 to pay my credit card.

use for part of a down payment on a car. i havent had a car in a while, been riding my bike to work everyday

>>724347722
im a dealer

If I had a overflow of money i'd buy alot of weed and resell it to make more money.

Making money isn't hard if you already have something to start with.

buy a nintendo switch for me and my friend

>>724347242
I'd pay off my little sister's medical bill so she can get her meds.

I'd use to to get a nice hair cut and good suit to help me in my attempts to land a 9-5 career. Instead of these hired one day fired the next jobs.

It would, I could pay off the debt I owe my dad so he would talk to me again.

>>724347242
It would change my life, that's for damned sure. I would be able to go to a pawn shop and buy a decent handgun and one bullet. Probably have to wait a few days for the paperwork to clear, but I'd at least have a little money left over for some beers and snacks. Can probably get a shitty little .380 or something for like, $300-400. So I'd be able to not be hungry and have a few drinks for a couple of days, sleeping under the bridge where I stay, until the paperwork came through, and then I'd be able to shoot myself.
Probably do it down by the lake, it's peaceful there. Drink my last beer, watch the sunset, then put one right in the brain pan, peace out.
So give me the money, dude. Please.

Dude online gave me $2000 he other day, literally for just being a woman. It didn't change my life. I just have $2000 more in my paypal.

>>724347242
I would buy a new steering rack for my car, then proceed to do some cool shit with it like give food to the homeless. I had to stop giving food out because I've been unemployed for a year and my funds are running low.

I'd use it for a bunch of peyote sessions, so indirectly it would change my life yeah

i could do with it to repay a loan so you`d be doing me a massive favour OP

>>724347242
I only have about 5k is non-helpful debt. (Frivolous debt, something like a car loan which buys the car you actively need doesn't count.)
So I would help pay that off.

>>724347935
It is literally this easy being a female.

i would be able to pay for university this year,, get a job, help my mother raise from the melancholy her debt has put her. i'm third year in univesity (is the last year in here) and i wont be able to complete it. i cant find a job that pays more than 400 euros per month, and that is not enough to put aside anything. not even paying the university would be enough (is 550 euros) because i need 100 euros every month to reach it by train. it sucks. i'm in a limbo because i cant leave this job i have and i cant have more.
writing this out of frustration.

>>724347888
Quit being a whiny cunt. Go make something of your life. The internet is full of information and you can self teach yourself anything in the world. Your life, even if it sucks is still 1000x better than the average person 1000 years ago.

Go make your life better instead of whining about it.

Build a pc with that money and make a web/program with it also have 4chan /b/ 24/7 on it

Have the rest of a down payment for a house.

>>724347888
you dont need $1000 to kill yourself you mongo

>>724347242
I would take $1k and buy a TON of cheap nerf style guns. Then I would take them to a corporate shit hole, make a big announcement. And leave the guns for them to have some fun with.

>>724347997
Yup. I'm not even attractive or anything.

>>724347944
Protip: the homesless need socks, not food. Everyone gives them food. Give them beer and socks. And a tooth brush/toothpaste doesn't hurt either.

>>724347242
>If I gave you a thousand dollars right now, would it change your life?

No. It wouldn't be an insignificant amount of money, but it wouldn't majorly change anything either.

I'd probably save it to remodel my master bathroom in a few months.

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It definitely would, I'd be able to get the medical care I need for my right ear in which I'm slowly loosing all hearing in.

I'd buy a bed.

>>724347242
Not really.
My car only has a few thousand left owing on it. I'd probably put it to that.
I have enough electronic stuff, furniture, clothing, etc already.
Other use might be to put towards a holiday somewhere.
> blows it on 1 bottle of scotch
> just to be baller for one day

Well, for the $1,000 I would invest it into an online shop on eBay. After that I would buy bulks of items from China to sell on there, and save up the money for college as well as my new job I got a few months ago.

>>724348317
good idea man! That's probably cheaper to give each one a couple pair of socks and a toothbrush than a meal from a fast food joint.

I'll do that then. Thanks.

>>724347242
When is it OK to rape a woman?

>>724347634
What was your business?

>>724348495
All the time

>>724348495
When you are the woman.

I would deposit it my ROTH IRA, just like the $800 I won at the casino last night.

>>724348432
No problem. It actually is the #1 thing they need. Trench foot is a bitch, and the military constantly looks out for it. The homeless walk around all day in dirty wet socks.

>>724347722
That should get you a pound bro.

>>724347242
Yeah a thousand dollars would be a huge improvement I realize I can easily turn that around and buy the right things that can allow me to make some more money for myself and thus improve my total networth even more so than $1000, sort of investing the money into myself not just trying to flip it to get a return of more money.

i would be able to reach my family in dominican republic. i still am in itay trying to put aside all i can, but luck is being a bitch. they cant helpme with it because they are in debt, too. life sucks. i feel lonely.

Id buy the new yeezys

>>724348621
wow, that's crazy. I really feel for a lot of those guys out there on the street. For a majority of them, factory out of their control made them the way they are now.

I just hope my contributions will help them get back to how they want to be

>>724348719
smuggle them out lol

>>724347242
Id buy a bitcoin

>>724347242
Id buy a moped to go to work on

Give 600 or so to my dad and buy a new GPU and some ram with the rest.

>>724348652
LOL if you smoke dirt weed. An OZ should be about $200-$250 depending on where you live for good shit. If you are paying less than $150, you are getting SHITTY weed.

>>724347242
Invest in Capital Markets.

>>724347242

Short answer. It wouldn't. But I know where to get cheap hookers and good blow, which means it would be better spent than whatever any other whiny fag comes up with.

It would change my weekend. I'd waste it on coke and hookers. Well, maybe just one super hot, coked up hooker. If I knocked up, the aforementioned coked up hooker, it would probably change my life. That is, if I couldn't get my hands on a coat hanger.

>>724348766
kys

>>724349022

Fuck you. This was my idea first.

>would it change your life?

It would be extremely convenient.

>What would you do with it?
probably put it in savings

>Why should I give it to you?
Because I'm so damn pretty.

>>724347242

I would go to Cici's pizza and eat like 7 alfredo pies then use 900 bucks to buy 18 grams of crack cocaine, scales, and baggies. I would then start serving fiends and getting super high.

>>724349692
ill give u $20 piss on ur face

>>724347242
steam games

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No, it wouldn't change my life. I'd apply the money to my loans.

>>724347242
Sure I could buy an A-Class escort an lose my virginity.

>implying I would know where to hire one

Nah... a thousand dollars wouldn't make much or close to any dif, make a mil. out of it and we can talk.

Cheers!

I would have sex with five hookers

>>724347242
>What would you do with it? Why should I give it to you? Make me want to.

I'd use it to make a payment on my 15 year old daughter's cancer treatment

>>724347242
It would actually. I'm nearing the date of my discharge from active duty service and only being an E-1 I get paid very little. Scraping dimes for a few months has got me about $1200 saved up. I cant wait to get out but I don't want to end up homeless.

>>724347242
>would it change your life?
No. Trust fund kid here. Spent 400$ on dinner last night and I dont even have a job lol.

>What would you do with it?
Prolly buy another gun.

>Why should I give it to you?
You really shouldn't.

>>724347242
id use it for my parents and grandparents cancer treatments and my kids cancer treatments and my cats cancer treatments

I would get my record expunged of a BS charge thats haunted my job opportunities.

>>724347242
Not really.
Keep your money.
I'd probably just add it to my savings.

Yea ive been walking around on a broken foot since july 2016 and am still waiting to see a surgeon. $1000 might help to find a decent doctor but what do i know

>>724350862
c'mon guys we have a winner for the money here
im sure you will all be gracious and not post anymore

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Let's give you complex context!
-father is abusive to me and my mom for 15 years.
- they divorce
-Mom takes care of me and two younger siblings
-whenever she asks him for money for things he is legally allowed to pay, he responds with something like "good luck, slut, fuck you" (not kidding)

NOW
-Said father is sueing mother for some BS legal loophole
-he is crazy, spends all time and money on lawyer and case
- my mom spends all her money on us
- notice in mail from my mom's lawyer.
-Need $1000 by Feb 14.
-Mfw no way we can come up with that while paying rent
-Mfw when $1000 would make such a difference your life feels pointless

>>724347242
I'd buy a shit ton of heroin, so I can forget about all my debts. Seriously OP please. [email protected]

>>724351468
Also, I can prove proof if you guys really would donate 1k . Have two letter from her lawyer today, dated and signed.. rough times

>>724351468
everyone in that family need to get a dick in their mouth and start earning some money then

it wouldnt change my life, I think id just put in the bank I guess

>>724351693
We're all under 18..I work two miserable soul sucking jobs and do what I can balancing school. I help with groceries but there's nothing we can do with unexpected expenses

I'd put it towards a deposit on a house or paying off student debt

got another 100 of those?

>>724351904
>>724351904
>>724351904
MODS MODS MODS!!

I would be able to pay for my drivers school and save up a bit for a car. So, yes, it would.

i would use all of it to gamble and pretend i never would have gotten it. if i win then that's okay and if i lose that's fine too.

>>724347242
Just started a small business.. $1000 would go a long way towards purchasing equipment.

>>724347242
But Nintendo switch and everything ever to go with this peice of future gaming brilliance

It would get me out of the red. I am a month behind on my car and phone payment because I was fired from a job for bullshit reasons. I am starting a new job on Monday but it'll be a bit before I catch up. I am not sure it would change my life, but the stress relief would be immense.

It would go straight to my personal funds for when I go to university next year so I guess it would help but wouldn't have much of an effect on my life.

>>724347242


It would be my tuition for about 10 months.

Saved up all my money to buy a car so I could stop relying on others for rides, took it to the shop, then the car broke down on the way home. Needs a new bottom end. This vehicle was gonna provide me with the independence I need to leave my shitty abusive job and go somewhere.

>>724347242
Why lie... I'm going to buy an accordion.

I'd buy myself a fleshlight, a couple PS4 games and a fuckton of books.

>>724347242
you, me and $1000 worth of lube

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>>724347242
Think of it as a safety investment, an investment, so I don't go rob and shoot some random motherfucker in the face for their $1000, maybe you...

Id invest in a car and get a job delivering pizzas and selling weed

>>724352535
well now you owe me $1000 worth of safety

bitch

>>724352325


Or I could use it to buy a car, in about 6 months i would be able to save enough money on top of that to move to a location closer to my family with lower rent and get out of this Colorado degeneracy. If I was closer to them I could help take care of my youngest brother (of 13 kids) who has cerebal palsy in his hands and legs along with nearly nonverbal levels of autism.

My parents are in their 50's and my other brothers are almost moving out. I want to be in a better place to take care of him so my parents dont have to anymore.

I'd buy myself some tools to work on cars

Use for a car. Im 19 with no job, live with my parents, and live in a town with no jobs around thatre within walking distance thatre hiring

>>724348090
i second this

>>724347325
prolly buying some clothes and some food
and maybe i would repair my phone cause some douche punched it then i would put the rest away until i finish school and start to work.

I'd be able to go back to college and finish my bachelor's in bioengineering

>>724347242
I would use it to bribe the lab tech to forge my paternity test coming up. Would change my life for the better forever.

>>724353668
any lab tech who would commit a felony for $1k is probably too stupid to be a lab tech in the first place

>>724347242
You could give me a million dollars and it wouldn't change my life. I have thalassemia and need to spend 80k yr on medical expenses.

BTW I would spend a thousand bucks on btc and buy a gun, I really want to kill a pedophile that lives in my neighborhood, his daddy's a politician so he got off even though he raped a 7yo boy and his sister.

>>724347242
i would go to sleep

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>>724347242
Id buy a sailing boat and capture Usama Bin laden. Pic related, it's me

>>724347242
That's less than my weekly income, but it'd be nice pocket change.

no. I have 12k in the bank and make 40k a year. not saying it in the sense that I'm rich but adding 1k to that mix wouldnt change my life.

>>724347242
Wouldn't change my life, but I would be able to use it to travel for about a year, maybe a year and a half constantly. This would be cool, you know

>>724347242
I just wanna do a lot of drugs, i got enough money to live off otherwise.

>>724347998
You can't get student loans?

>>724354287
40k a year? I hope you're talking pound sterling, because that's barely a living wage in US dollars

>>724348147
1k isn't shit for a housing down payment. Like holy fuck, why lie on an anonymous underwater basket weaving site?

>>724347242
I'd buy like three really cool hats

>>724347242
Nope.
I'd buy another 1k of ammo.
You shouldn't.

>>724348090
You forgot to ask why he is homeless

pay off debt, best investment is to pay off interest accruing debt.

>>724355234
Daughter died about two years ago, stupid car accident, someone fell asleep at the wheel and crossed the median, head on instant game over. Wife lost it, went into a depression, got heavily medicated, I tried everything to make it better but 3 months later she swallowed a whole bottle of her anxiety meds and just like that I lost everything and everyone I ever cared about.
So I walked off my job, left my house and cars, and just basically stopped caring about anything. I thought maybe I would snap out of it, find myself or whatever, but really the whole thing has just become tiresome and tedious.

>>724350907
Stfu sex offender

>>724347242
I'd use it to buy things that I want and need. Food essentials, etc. Just recently moved out of an abusive household, so having a large sum of money to get me started would be fucking fantastic.

[email protected]

Anything helps.

>>724356012
Start fucking on camera for money.

>>724347242
Actually, it will.
I'm pretty good at programming. I do it for a (lame) living.
Unfortunatly, I don't own a computer, so I can't program on my free time to develop a big project I want to do(startup).
With the money, I will buy a computer suitable for my needs, which will allow me to start fullfiling myself.
Probably will donate whatever money would left.

>>724355692
Did you ever blame the guy?

>>724356286
Lmao, doesn't really interest me. I'm currently in the process of becoming a nurse, so at least that's something.