Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724329727
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>claim
I am a little sleepy and drunk not thinking very straight right now. God fire burps suck.
>>724344590
I wish my steam friends did more than randomly invite me to games when I'm trying to watch youtube or netflix.
>>724344608
Can someone please explain the waifu/nazi relationship to me? Why so many nazi waifus?
>>724344782
Can I join your discord?
I fucking hate Chen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdvacK6Cmxo
>>724344868
Why are you eating your cat :o
>>724344868
antonio uwu
This cutie
>>724344868
Wow! Nice digits.
>>724344939
I'm eating him out uwu
dog chan taught me how
>>724344941
flower :o
>>724344993
I didn't get anything :c
>>724344868
When'd you get so popular?
Claiming best girl
>>724344868
Good music thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOX17Oueug&index=18&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV
>>724345072
what flower uwu
>>724345012
-stabs-
>>724345097
finnish nigger :o
>>724344868
>popular?
>[Post a Reply][Return] [Catalog] [Top] 13 / 9 / 9 / 3 [U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRfVHwzufw
>>724345072
>>724345078
I'm not uwu
>>724345101
listen to the remix if you haven't, it's better and by same band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ATR6OZ6ck
>>724345138
my name uwu
>>724345143
I'll listen to this right now :o
>>724345201
mugi
>>724345239
what uwu
>>724345239
konata
>>724345239
You are to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fobpyHWg8p8
claimed
>>724345373
Hi there. What brings you to the least enjoyable place on earth?
>>724345312
Flower*
Wow lots of great songs all of a sudden. Thank god for youtube list save feature. GOtta gett around to downloading at some point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBQXa6iTP8&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV&index=8
>>724345239
Yeah this version is much better, more energy. Sounds like some classic 90s grunge. I love it.
>>724345314
Nice, kind of a southern vibe intro. Then more alt rock into it.
>>724345404
Nah, 10-20 years from now, when we'll require a state ID to log onto the internet, we'll look back on these threads and long for the days of old.
>>724345404
The desire to interact with the nicest people on earth of course!.... Totally not being sarcastic or anything like that.
What about you comrade?
>>724345460
I really need to start watching that show
>>724345620
Thank you pupper.
Keep shaking yo tail!
>>724345633
I'm one of the nicest people you will meet! Totally not joking!
-holds out hand for you-
I came here to look for someone.
my space bar is getting stuck smh
>>724345314
I'm glad you like me so much, I liked that first song, the beat and instrumental felt a little "off" idk how to explain it well
gonna listen to the 2nd song
>>724345312
how was your sandwich?
>>724345295
idk
>>724345620
glad you like it, my friend likes a lot of that music, he gave me this album to listen to so I been playing it a lot lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as6pXqWYE4U
>>724345460
what is your new waifu? a dinosaur?
Shiro claimed.
>>724345239
What's up with you, posting high quality pictures all of a sudden?
>>724345824
Remirez uwu
>>724345865
still kike
>>724345903
still homoerotic
>>724345072
secksi waifu outfit. Now if only they had dog costumes like that.
Glad you are following my pointers.
Sometimes I actually forget bestiality isn't normal to most of you guys. It's normal to me, sometimes I forget. Just my world I guess. You see a hot chick walking down the street, I see a random genderless person. You see a random genderless poodle with that haircut of theirs, I see a 10/10 smoking hot supermodel. Oh well sorry.
>>724345822
Then it's nice to meet you ^.^
And who micht you be looking for?
>>724345956
Can you use a common filename so that I can filter your autistic ass?
>>724345942
no :o
-_-
>>724345824
Yeah, the instrumentals aren't 100% spot-on, that's a given with them, as they were just starting out at the time. It kind of works for it, strangely enough.
A dinosaur? Oh, Flower....
>>724345745
Do it for me.
>>724345964
Just some poster. I forgot their name, but when I see their images, I'll know it's them.
>>724345995
>date] [Auto] 1 new post
You wouldn't filter me, would you filter-san?
:<
:o
>>724346051
yes ._.
>>724345865
I wouldn't really consider them high quality, but I'm picky with konata pics because they're all bad
>>724345903
you spelled my name incorrectly incorrectly
>>724345956
yeah she's cute in that pic I think
I'm just being silly, tho I don't hate you like a lot do, especially since you try talking to people
>>724346071
old man
^-^
>>724346116
young man :o
>>724346112
no -_-
>>724346097
So you're playing a game of chance? Sounds fun.
Claimed
o:
UwU
>>724345995
Sorry just comes as I download. Can't you filter by hashtag or something? Whatever feature 4chan has.
Also no ur autistic.
>>724345824
I grew up on that stuff. Grunge was my thing from 16-20. Still kinda is but I'm a bit more varied now.
Eh this song doesn't have the same feel to it I don't think. A little more psychedelic influence, as I hear it.
Been getting into electro swing recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-TWRn0k4I&t=228s
>>724346116
Thanks. Most people hate whatever, might as well be me right? No big deal. Can't be mad about it.
OwO
-.-
>.<
>>724345824
it was pretty tasty but you're a day too late on asking me about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pP4hAEZ7-yI
i wish i was dead
>>724346232
It's a game of a chance, and I'm playing it for a bit.
They probably got bored of us by now, given how every conversation topic is pratically the same in essence. No real diverse conversations here, or anything that suits that interest, I suppose.
>>724346116
That's because of who they show :o
>>724346171
k
And you know what rhymes with that.
>>724346505
yo? -_-
>>724346544
'k' does not rhyme with 'yo' :o
>>724345865
Pokes the shiro
>>724345656
Someone was asking for you earlier
>>724345373
Hello freckles
カラミチーマス
And out of nowhere my nose bleeds
>>724346424
Everyone on 4chan seems to want that. It sucks. I wish I coudl help people stop feeling that way. Too bad Im not a billionaire. Those plebs don't do anything to help the world anyway.
>>724346421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYc9xvqnv0
>>724346292
I know tristana poster really likes electroswing if you've ever talked to him
it's fine, I don't usually hate anyone, just my sister uwu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDFwzRB8uQ
>>724346421
need to listen to this
then what was for today?
my mom sometimes packed me hot dogs for band camp, simpler times
>>724346505
get on steakm loli pedo:
>>724346171
you're 16
Best girl, also hello everyone
>>724346615
And out of nowhere, Marain waves to you.
>>724346655
Ayaya
>>724346491
Ow come on, it's not that boring. What would you like to talk about comrade?
>>724346615
Comrade Rem, how are you (aside from your nosebleed).
>>724346605
Hello comrade mask
>>724346655
Hi
>>724346619
i'm 29 uwu
>>724346601
yes it does ya kike -_-
>>724346655
hola ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
himekawa claim
>>724346655
Hello I have not met you before.
>>724346619
Is that the dude with the green haired waifu?
I didn't know electroswing was even a thing but it's good. So amazing the varieties of music we have today when back in medieval times only kings got to hear mostly boring chamber music at best.
That song is a little aggressive for my taste.
How's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYc9xvqnv0
>>724346781
Let's talk about our interests. You start.
Be as open as possible.
>>724346617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBAotV2YUas
>>724346619
well it's saturday, so i eat whatever i feel like
>>724346605
Don't poke the Shiro! She a sensible.
>>724346619
What steak?
And how did you know I'm an M in addition to being a loli pedo?
>>724346792
k :o
But this particular 'k' is pronounced 'no:
>>724347006
Pets shiros head
Also gimme your steam
>>724346605
?
>>724347006
not k :o
>>724346900
Being as open as possible? What exactly do you mean by that? I guess I enjoy reading, chess, gaming (I'm soooo original) and sports to some extent. How about you?
>>724347006
Comrade Shiro! I didn't notice you.
>>724346759
Hi.
>>724346781
Well aside from cleaning up some blood on the floor, I'm doing well. My blood feels a lot hotter than it should,
>>724347061
*hissss*
Keep off.
Also _dmt. It's the sock puppet with with the maga hat.
>>724347125
Not no? So yes? :o
>>724347129
Gopnik Mukuro, how's it going?
>>724347180
no, i'm not bi-curious uwu
>>724346891
I've been needing to get into Tool, but that song was good so I'm glad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6uMbP4--E
>>724346933
that's a cute mugi
and that would be?
>>724347006
everyone here is Male
>>724346792
minus 19 uwu
>>724346781
Pillage any good villages today?
>>724347006
Pokes again hello
>>724347108
I believe it was seras victoria
>>724347129
Sharing whatever we can, obviously!
I like singing, reading, good music, old, classic movies/tv shoes, trying new foods, and cosplay!
>>724347165
How'd you even get the nosebleed?
Poor Rem-rem
>>724347305
was u wish
>>724347309
no uwu
>>724347398
This is my only interest
>>724347274
You mean 'not' as in 'very'?
>>724347309
Yes. Male. That's what it meant. Of course.
>>724347354
Bruh. Why, Bruh? Why you do this?
>>724347448
You need to expand your interests, dude.
Claiming definitely not a spider nor a boat.
>>724347461
Because its fun. ^-^
>>724347461
midget :o
>>724347439
16
>>724346891
forgot to say their waifu is from league and is a midget
>>724347563
What if i expand your anus
>>724347165
Doing well is the important part.
>>724347180
Great, how about you comrade?
>>724347354
Pillaging villages? What do you mean with that?
>>724347398
Tv shoes? I hope you mean shows.
>>724347461
More like monster :o
>>724347688
My butt is not for expanding, thank you.
>>724347659
And how old am I? -u-
>>724347735
>>724347735
More like moanster
>>724347802
What if i expand your horizons....lewdly
>>724347461
not meaning "not at all"
>>724347585
nice hair
>>724347659
plus 13 uwu
>>724347688
Oh man, I need to get to the poin where I could bust a load like that. Where I stand I could give about seven good lines and a few half lines.
>>724347585
When did anyone mention spiders?
>>724347398
I don't know, hence why I said "out of nowhere"
>>724347694
Well I'm not sure if I will stay well for long.
>>724347651
Your fun is just the beginning of your funeral it seems.
>>724347659
Not talking about you, tacodwarf.
Top quality pic btw.
>>724347694
Pretty good I'd say. Actually have a lot to do, but I'm not really in the mood for it...
>>724347735
More like majestic.
Wieso schreibst du im Dampf nicht zurück?
>>724347856
Does the 'not' in 'not at all' also mean 'not at all'?
>>724347585
I'm glad you specified that, not-spider claimer.
>>724347870
Jerk off multiple times a day while drinking large amounts of water and taking zinc and eating celery.
>>724347694
So you didnt pillage any villages? Son i am dissapoint
>>724347956
You secretly love the attention.
>>724347956
More like memejestic
Das Ventil wollte nichts durchlassen :o
>>724347694
Yes, that's what I meant...
Gosh I'm bad at this.
>>724347925
--m--
At any rate, when are you going to tell us that story of yours?
>>724347956
thanks, my friend drew it :o
I'm 6'0''
I eat tacos, am no taco
>>724347856
13 plus 3 uwu
>>724347802
last time you told me you were 18
and drinking -_-
>>724347309
probably ramen noodles
>>724347956
yes uwu
>>724348115
13 plus 16 uwu
>>724348115
I rarely actually drink anything alcoholic....
6'0 - '5 -u-
>>724347988
Do I really have to eat the celery while masturbating?
>>724348060
Shiro does not. Keep her out of it.
>>724348068
Typisch Ventil, die lassen auch nie den dritten Teil durch.
>>724348115
And I'm 7" :o
Cannibal.
>>724348204
That's a lot of 'at all's :o
Tfw the artist is your actual waifu
>>724348298
But you are shiro :^)
>>724344974
Thats a dude...
>>724348298
Not while masyurbating you dolt. During the day
>>724347585
Yes, you are claiming a LOLI spider bote.
>>724348367
Its schrodinger, you dont knof if its a dude or woman until you open the pants
>>724347925
Then try, think about fun things.
>>724347956
What could you possibly have to do? Make new invasion plans?
>>724348060
Perhaps next time comrade mask.
>>724348085
At least I'm enjoying it
>>724347886
Laura Bodewig? Now that is a good choice comrade!
Akali
Good evening everyone, anything interesting happening?
>>724348298
I only eat your meat :o
>>724348288
good then, maybe it was a different alex
that's a cute height
>>724348180
flavor?
I got roasted chicken instead of regualr chicken, because I'm a dingus
>>724348204
16 plus 0 uwu
>>724348473
hi
>>724348445
ship girl?
>>724348461
Well then what are your plans for today?
>>724348473
Pokes cheek
>>724348533
Evening Taiga
Spoiler alert: no
Also, give me your discord
>>724348473
who's your boyfriend?
>>724348565
plus 13 uwu
>>724348365
Pathetic...
Avatarfag.
>>724348407
So only masturbate at night?
>>724348461
I'm not allowed to make any comments on the ongoing trial.
>>724348565
Guess you're gonna life your live as a vegetarian then :o
>>724348461
Maybe you can enjoy my ramblings another time.
Buh-bye.
>>724348565
-m- You're stupid.
>>724348603
>not even saying please
Snark#5532
>>724348732
Wieso ignorierst du nun meinen Dampf :o
>>724348565
how are you
>>724348591
hi best friend
>>724348637
why?
>>724348732
Its a meme ya dip
>>724348827
Hows your day?
>>724348793
Please and Thank you
>>724348827
i told you i want to know -_-
>>724347988
I may add pineapple into the mix just so it tastes better
>you never know if you need to spill into a qt traps mouth
>>724348085
Too long not gonna type
Basically we buy bean boozled, have a few rounds and one of my friends pukes because he got a bad flavor. There was a whole mushroom in the vomit
>>724348892
pfft... pleb memes.
>>724348461
Well I'm playing TF2, but not playing.
>>724348793
I-I'm sorry Taiga-chan ;_;
>>724348803
Du redest im Fieber, ich hab schon lange geantwortet :o
>>724348892
Your waifu is a meme.
>>724348461
Yes sir! Like I say, "Imperfection is still perfection!"
>Something along that line, anyways.
>>724349010
You're a pleb meme
>>724349101
Only now are you starting to understand
>>724348827
good just waiting for a friend, how is school?
>>724348791
why? :c
>>724348732
let's erp tonight? :o
>>724349101
Lüg mich nicht an!!!
>>724348591
Kill time and go to bed, it's already 9pm here
>>724348732
As you wish comrade shiro.
>>724349038
What do you mean with that?
>>724349105
That's one way to look at it I guess. How are you?
>>724346605
Wow hi alien guy. Is your sickness gone yet?
>>724347309
Tool is good but I normally listen to non-hard rock type songs.A lot of people on here seem to prefer metal and such.
Wow so creepy song. You might like this one:
https://dowhatthouwiltrecords.bandcamp.com/album/mechanical-souls-a-tribute-to-h-r-giger
>>724349201
its been fine lately
>>724348967
hes mine that's all that matters
>>724348892
alright
>>724349191
>that face
Okay, now put the helmet back on.
>>724349201
Let's not :o
>>724349222
Nice trips though.
How's the political situation on mother russia?
>>724349191
EDI's got a better ass then you. Hell, even insufferable skank Miranda does.
I dumped you worthless tits for the Geth.
>>724349334
who is he?
>>724349208
Dein Steam spinnt :o
>>724349376
As good as it could be, how's Frau Merkel doing?
>>724349222
No stay awake forever sleep is for the dead.
>>724349311
Yep all thats left is a small scab in my nose
>>724349334
Good
>>724349376
Nein
>>724349406
No girl has a better ass than tali
>quarians were literally designed with outrageous alien hips.
Kill you're self for being so shitty
>>724349559
Probably busy sacrificing white children to Moloch or plotting with Soros.
Just another Saturday afternoon.
>>724349653
Please, make it stop! Make it staaahp!
>>724349334
that's good, would you like to watch anime later?
>>724349376
meany :o
>>724349311
I prefer punk and alternative rock typically
wow that is very spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmgWNTsrr68
>>724349653
Scab? From the flu?
>>724349653
The Quarians were designed to be middle eastern gypsie space jews.
>>724349653
Nice tiny dick, faggot
>>724349222
Not up to much. I've been wanting to write a story, but it's going along very slowly. Like it's going so slow that I haven't been able to think of names for any of the characters yet.
>>724349791
Never
>>724349866
Except without all the shit that makes jews and middle easterners bad. Its like having your cake and it too
>>724349889
Thanks
>>724349800
Wasnt the flu it was a sinus infection.
>>724349431
he's mine
>>724349793
ok
>>724349793
Wow skater music. This reminds me of when Id spend hours playing Tony Hawk. Good memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ&index=11&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV
>>724350102
That sucks I hope you're better now.
>>724349653
But... but.. what should I do during the night then?
>>724349791
Sounds like a ton of fun!!
>>724349999
Nice trips. What's the story about? Something fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLL46xkdlY
>>724350102
It isn't enough that you dedicate your life to your fictitious waifu, but if you were to ever initiate skin to skin contact with her there's a good chance she could die.
>>724350249
Kill the juden or spend it in my room~
>>724350195
I am. And about to be even better-er
>>724350310
>someone didnt play the whole game through
Antibiotics worked plus the quarians got their home world back where they can rebuild their immune systems.
>>724349222
I'm on TF2 but I'm on random servers not relating to the game
>>724350447
The choices you make in Mass Effect aren't lore, because they're vastly different for everyone. And it would take lifetimes for the Quarians to rebuild their immune systems.
>>724350447
That is definately not something I expected... But I definately don't mind that.
>>724350500
Want to play something then? Have you already tried the game I suggested? Or do you by any chance play shellshock live? I'm thinking about getting it.
>>724350125
what is his name?
>>724348565
my keyboard just cut out for some reason so i had to restart my computer
i always eat the chicken flavor
>>724350447
And Tali never stated that the antibiotics were so good that she should withstand anything close to sustain skin to skin contact. She actually stated that even with the shot she and her people would still sick from contact, especially with an alien. You don't have a suit to link with her for over 20 years to build up her immune system.
>>724350762
Happens with my PC to.
>>724347886
When i was playing around with a spider.
>>724348445
Hey now....
>>724350673
I took a look at it and unfortunately I don't think it would be my type of game.
Also what's that?
>>724350762
do you have a fancy keyboard?
cup or bag ramen? I prefer the cup
>>724350195
that's a cool song, my friend is really obsessed with that stuff, I'll show him this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuOld2ldrc
>>724350125
I'll try to find some time, I'm usually with tomoyoyo like I'd imagine you're with your friend
>>724350874
wait isn't that the old filename for that pic?
>>724351197
no
we always get it in the bag
>>724350447
Well that's good. Itll clear up soon.
>>724351197
Check this one too:
>>724350302
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvDHSCpW0O8
>>724351197
Oh sorry didn't see your music too.
That sounds like psychedelic stuff right there. You really got me missing my weed.
>>724351374
memeboi moogs?
>>724351625
So left you fuck dogs
>>724350623
>it would take life times
>when things like medi-gel exist
Wew
Plus ypu have sex qith her twice and dont kill her. Its obvious they are not far off from being normal again.
>>724350673
Oh my then get over here now
>>724351415
Its already clear i was refering to an increase in income
>>724352246
>Plus ypu have sex qith her twice and dont kill her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't she get like, a cold, and that's the worst of it?
>>724352424
Not even she has like a slight immune increase and thats it
>>724352246
Don't mind if I do.
>>724352246
Wow outstanding. I told you with enough oranges all your problems are solved. I know a guy who was going through a rough divorce. Wanna know what saved it? That's right, oranges. Every time.
I told you about it bro.
>>724352171
wat
>>724352424
Correct me if I'm wrong, but tali is a shit and the anon has a tiny veiny benis
>>724352171
yeah
>>724352549
Just as long as we cuddle
>>724352594
Haha i used apples!
>>724352607
>correct me if im wrong
You are wrong x2
who fucked the sexy blue chic (not tali) that had the tentacle hair thing
>>724352796
Liara was boring AF and her race was designed to be space niggers
>>724352781
I've seen the picture, it's tiny and veiny
Liara > Tali
>>724352970
Im average AF and its not really veiny either.
Liara a shit and is only >kelly
>>724352861
better than tali tbh
I only got to the part in mass effect 2 where you talk to the robo guy in the ship and it shows battles and shit so idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89AorUIMeig
>>724352781
U wot mate. Oranges split to ez compartments for efficient snacking. Apples turn brown like a joke that gives up. Embarrassing.
>>724353090
my dick is 7.5 and 6" isn't that small.
>>724353120
>hasnt even played the whole story line multiple times or even a single time
Opinion discarded
>>724352781
But of course!
>>724353211
I have a feeling you push in to measure
>>724353239
Good, is it weird that i thought you didnt like me?
>>724353127
Cucumbers are best fruit
Good with ranch
Sex partner when ur lonely AF
Good for relaxation
Or ages have too many xenoestrogens
>>724353362
>Cucumbers
>fruit
Theyre vegetables and so are tomatos
>>724353422
Cucumbers are botanically defined as a fruit and I'm a botanist so...
>>724353354
Why would I dislike you?
>>724353611
But im a better botanist and no they are vegetables
>>724353718
Idk i tried talking to you multiple times before but you never answered....
>>724353718
Are you on discord?