Ok so I just smoked weed for the first time. 2 small joints.

>>724337147
it is somewhat common to not get any effects the first time or two you smoke weed.

try again in a few hours.

>>724337204
Wow. I never knew that.
How common is it?

>>724337278
very. Especially for faggots. So your in the clear.

>>724337362
Strange. I have no idea how that works.

>>724337278
from what i know, it's actually pretty common. my first time i didn't feel shit, second time a really slight buzz. didn't actually get really high tile third or fourth time.

try again tomorrow, and if it doesn't happen then, wait another day. it's not scientifically understood why this happens i dont think, so dont burn up all your weed at once trying to get high.

Damm and it depends on what kind of weed you smoke and if you want to really get high smoke a water bong or bong then you will be feeling it

>>724337514
i wouldn't suggest using a bong for your first time, in case you're unusually sensitive to MJ. the first time i smoked out of a bong i had some psychadelic effects and got stuck in a time loop like i was on mushrooms.

41% of people experience this
Source: https://www.learngreenflower.com/articles/72/why-cannabis-doesnt-always-work-the-first-time-2016-1

>>724337278
yeah for my first time i didn't feel high. but i went home and ate like crazy

>>724337503
>>724337278
I'm pretty sure its lack of understanding how to smoke it properly to get a solid amount of THC in your bloodstream. Enough to the point that someone with no concept of the high can tell theyre no longer very sober. At low doses, marijuana seems to only really give the change of consciousness or the mind high it seems so people who don't know what its supposed to feel like tend to not notice that their thoughts are different than usual. I dunno though, just my experience. Nobody I know didnt get high the first time but I always hear this myth so this is my rationale

>>724337147
its fucking weed ...
1. useless drug
2. better take LSD
3. weed lol
4. its still weed wtf you expect even if you smoke much of them you just get lazy as fuck and confused
5. better take LSD

I got less high my first time than if I'd have smoked a cig.
Almost the same for second time.

But the third time.... oh, the sweet third time.

>>724339705
>3. weed lol
>2. better take LSD
this!

>>724339593
no, the first few times i smoked i didn't get high, and it wasn't because i didn't smoke it right. i smoked enough to get high, it just didn't happen.

this is common. feel free to search the web for evidence.

I didnt get high the first time i smoked either anon. Dont give up. Make sure youre inhaling deep enough and give it a couple tries. Marijuana is 10/10 better than alcohol and i cant wait until its legal way up here in the dontchaknowland

>>724337147
You Probably didn't inhale it into your lungs like a dumbass or it wasn't weed.

>>724339974
Minnesota? Represent.

>But the third time.... oh, the sweet third time.

This. Felt nothing the first couple of times, couldn't understand it. Then, BOOM... over the hills and far away, twas SWEET.

>>724339974
better than alcohol yes but still shit and dont worth it.
There so so many better drugs out there but no weed is in the media and all over the internet so make it legal lol.

>>724337278
yeah pretty common took me a few tries too before i got it right...

>>724339973
I've searched the internet before concerning this phenomena. I'm not suggesting that everyone who doesnt get high the first time just isnt inhaling properly, but I noticed with a lot of my friends first times they didnt actually realize they were high until much later despite being baked. I think its mostly a combination of the two rather than some large segment of the population having this initial immunity to THC. I mean unless you never engaged in physical activity enough to release endorphins in your brain, your brain should have receptors to receive the THC. I'm sure this is the case sometimes, but it just doesnt make sense to me that a bunch of people just have such radically different brain chemistry that they can't get high off a chemical that replicates chemicals released in your brain on a daily basis.

Weed makes your brain shrink why someone should do this lowdrug.

>>724340322
no a new study from germany show us than u have to inhalate enough to destroy some brain mass after this u get high. So if you wanna get high the first time you need to smoke enough.

>>724340381
is true or false desu?

>>724340544
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2828841/Smoking-cannabis-day-warps-brain-shrinks-grey-matter-scientists-warn.html

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This is now a redpill Q&A thread on weed. Is weed bad for you? Does it cause anything bad to happen? Would you support nationwide legalization, and what are you reasons desu?

t. white straightedge 22 yo virgincollegeboy

>>724340621
thanks fam

>>724337147
That is what usually happens when you smoke oregano.

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>>724340746

>>724340322
actually, bringing up radically different brain chemistry, it MAY be significant that I have mild schizoaffective disorder. I have no idea if this is a factor in this case.

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>>724340621
"gray lives matter" confirmed?

>>724340514
this is the third time i hear that.
Im happy i never smoke weed.
The other guy says that the first impact that destroy some brain mass and make THC working is important than its a necessary part of the brain when u get older and prevented things like alzheimer and parkinson ...

>>724341064
I smoke weed everyday
but i hear from this on reddit
i hope its not real or im fuckd

>>724340514

Sounds like BULLSHIT

>>724340621

Sounds like BULLSHIT

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>>724340693

>>724337147
Learn to inhale faggot

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Inhale really deep , whenever I first started I didn't inhale hard enough so I didn't get high

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>>724341384
slayer

>>724340322
My coworker hit my volcano for the first time and he was definitely high. His eyes were red as fuck but he still kept telling me he didn't feel anything. I think you just haven't learned how to feel the effects the first time.

>>724341182
dude pick 10 of you friends 5 weedboys 5 they never smoke weed.
I bet 100$ the weedboys are less successful as the noweedboys

>>724337278
yeah first time in smonked i was wtf it doesnt affect me, 2 hours later i went out, made sure i took a big drag, didnt let any of that smoke get away, 1 hit and i was fucked, my head exploded and it was a amazong

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>>724340693
>checkmate atheists

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>>724337147
Sme here OP.
last night I had my first smoke ever.

But can someone tell me what the hell I just had?

my friend gave me a drag in a small little bong. I asked for the weakest shit he had.
It was kinda gooey looking. it was pot he said. what he did was that he had to burn this little metal thing with a blow torch to a bright red that burns the weed or whatever.

So after I had it, everything started to get warped and all that.
>fish eye lens effect
>dizzy
>headachey
>everything was warped
>things were looking like they were pooping in an out (t.v. would shrink and grow to visualize)
>if i moved my head I wanted to throw up from dizzyness
>nauseous

like 15 minutes after I smoked it, I couldn't handle it and layed on his couch too just sleep it off. took me 2 hours to fall asleep. finally woke up exactly 2 hours ago a got back home 20 minutes ago writing this.
He kept saying something like a dab was what i had. but i'm a fucking noob when it comes to this stuff, so I dunno.

What the hell did I just smoke??
help me /b/

Yeah. For the first few times no results should be expected

>>724342014
that is what is commonly known as "a good time"

you'll get used to it, and the nausea will go away in time and leave you with the pure good time.

>>724341996

TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>724342014
You took a so called dab. That´s extracted good shit. Basically the hardest form of weed there is,

>>724342126
not an argument :-)

>>724340621
Total propaganda. You have to be especially stupid to believe the dailymail

>>724342260
>>724341384
how stupid do i have to be to believe Bobby Hill?

>>724342126
lol no ...
It is a normal reaction from ppl if they smoke weed they act like addicted if someone say something bad about weed.

1. U can reach the state of high without weed
2. Weed got bad side effect thats proofd
3. If you smoke weed Daily you dmg your brain forever.

>>724342014
A dab is a thc concentrate, it's stronger than weed. Maybe that's why it was so intense, smoke some normal weed in a bong and you'll have a much more relaxed expierence, just don't forget to relax and not panic.

>>724342260
just google the fucking new studys from germany and stfu ...
Btw the German Goverment ignore the study to legalize medical cannabis ...
But the effect and the Braindamage is proof

>>724341064
Jesus Christ, this is total bullshit. Do some real research, don't just repeat shit you hear anonymously on same site people post traps and buttholes.

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>>724342672
>on the same site people post traps and buttholes

this guy is offering good advice, please take it.

>>724342630
OMG DUDE you are right cant belive
https://www.welt.de/newsticker/news1/article162552124/Ab-2019-soll-es-fuer-Patienten-in-Deutschland-angebautes-Cannabis-geben.html

>>724341754
Your retarded. Weed boys? Srrsly? Are you 12yo? I know actual doctors and lawyers that smoke regularly. Adult men, not children, who are very successful. Lazy people are lazy, weed doesn't affect that.

>>724342817
lost

>>724341754
>>724341754
Your retarded. Weed boys? Srrsly? Are you 12yo? I know actual doctors and lawyers that smoke regularly. Adult men, not children, who are very successful. Lazy people are lazy, weed doesn't affect that.

>>724342859
>>724342930
double post
says
>Lazy people are lazy, weed doesn't affect that.
yes you lost this war boy

>>724342834
>medical marijuana for anesthetic use

we talking about recreational nigga


not even on topic desu. shitpost better please anon i was disappointed

>>724341996
Fag
"It might" "it can"... this says nothing. It's a scare tactic. No real facts. You're the exact kind of retard that'll believe anything as long as it's in bullet point.

>>724342859
middle class privileged liberal doctors and lawyers couldve been even more succesful if they didnt waste time smoking

>>724343112
i literally made that image and posted it so we can discuss desu.

prove to me that weed isnt just for spics and niggers

>>724343035
In germany most things are for medical use like methylphenmidat...
you go to the doctor you say i need this and u get a recept for it like for ritalin/methylphenidat its half legal than but not untrue ...
Cannabis gettin Half/legal in germany u fag

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>>724342099
well 2bh I probably won't be doing it again. but at least there's people who do this regularly.

>>724342187
>>724342468
so it's basically concentrated weed compressed into a stronger substance.
how strong is this stuff compared to a "run of the mill" joint? cause I had just one puff, or gulp of the shit
like, I honestly felt like I was hallucinating almost.
what am I supposed to feel compared to pot vs thc concentrate?

I was expecting just to relax and laugh like an idiot all night, but I just tripped and low key freaked out for a couple hours like an idiot

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>>724337278
I didn't feel shit my first time smoking. It might have been failure to inhale properly and hold it in my lungs, I dunno.

But yeah, not feeling anything your first time is common. Have a good sleep and try again. Remember to hold the smoke in your lungs before exhaling. If you don't like the heat of the smoke and that bothers you, consider getting a bong. The water cools the smoke and makes it go down much smoother.

2017
Weed still the Drug for loser and lazy ppl
LSD still the state of the art drug use it and u never need weed

>>724343011
hahahahahah this

>>724342930
pls kys now

>>724342630
Omg German research results in propaganda, what a surprise. And what pharmaceutical company funded that? I can pay for a study that shows the world is flat, doesn't mean it's true and pear reviewed.

>>724340621
Did you even read the article? Its a bunch of mumbo jumbo about a supposed 20 year study where they didnt even monitor people. They just scanned the brains of people who said they smoked often and at the end concluded that they couldnt even correlate what they saw with cannabis use..

>>724343540
than just do it
show me the research results than comeback
talk to my ass faggot

>>724343295
>prove

dude, just start interacting with potsmokers who aren't spics and niggers. nobody has to prove shit to you, just get out there and interact with your fellow human beings.

>>724343320
well i've never done this dab shit i hear about nowadays but smoking hash or a whole bunch of resin from scraped paraphenalia "homeboy hash' we called it, can put you on the dark side of the moon.

the amount you smoke is very important. smoking "too much" can indeed give you hallucinogenic effects.

>>724343429
>still stuck in the age old "cool ppl" vs "uncool ppl" paradigm.

>>724343893
cuz there are cool and uncool ppl

>>724343661
but those people unironically voted for gary johnson desu

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>>724343832
>never uses propaganda

come on, dude. one of the most famous propagandists in history was a german official.

>>724344010
>what is reading comprehension
found the pothead

>>724343957
yeah, people make decisions you don't agree with. if this is surprising to you, i wish you godspeed on growing up.

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>>724343661
>prove
fag

>>724344069
they make decisions that cant be backed by logic. kind of like the weed decision :^)

>>724344136
HAHAHAHA
this reference omg

>>724344136
>retard 20mg

where can i get this?

>>724344327
germany
Medikinet
20mg sustainedrelease
methylphenidate

>>724337147
first time ever smoking anything?
you're probably keeping the smoke in your mouth and not inhale properly, you'll only get a minor buzz off of that IF you get any.

If it doesn't kick in within the 10 minutes after smoking then it won't kick in. Spark up another one, inhale slowly and then breath it in slowly so you don't choke. Repeat until you feel high. Don't smoke too much, because the high sometimes builds up and you might end up getting sick

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california cannabis > your cannabis

>>724344699
that was a joke but thanks. how do i say "make me retarded" in german?

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>>724345005
truth.

>>724345062
dont know i cant speak german but translator says
mach mich zurückgeblieben

>>724337147
Professional weed smoker here.

In an hour or two when you smoke again, hold your nose and breathe in. Hold it for 3 seconds and breathe out.

You're probably doing it wrong.

>>724339705
Weed is better than lsd? What are you talking about?

>>724345567
this weed consumer here is confused and cant read a simple ->. Point thing
PLS PUT A LOL HERE

Here for a weed consumer this anon is tryin you to say LSD is much more better than Weed

>>724345341
pls read the thread ppl told us why first time weed dont work.
You are a bad professional btw professional implys you get money for smoke weed you dumbfag

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>>724345286
ok, im using that the first chance i get to germany and get apprehended by authorities. thanks, bro.

>>724345839
for future reference, "professional weed smokers" are just dudes who smoke a lot of weed and do crazy shit.

>>724337278
Same here. First time. Then after awhile you get really fucked up

>>724345733
Are you tripping right now sir? Because what you typed threw me for a loop.

>>724346204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional
pls kill yourself now

>>724346313
you are welcome bro lets loop together

i didn't get high until like the 8th time

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>>724346313
>>724346402
LOOP YAY

>>724346402
Exactly. It's always nice to see wisdom.

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did some say loop of love?

>>724337147
I got very high my first time. It was a gravity bong made of a 1/2gallon size Gatorade. If you took a swat from a set up like that and it was decent bud, there's no way you wouldn't get high

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>>724346402
>>724346588
trip squad reporting in

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>>724337147
u need practice u fuckin degenerate

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>>724346349
seriously? dude loosen up.

Who here has done a thumbprint?

>>724338330
Lel
>they may be high and just don't notice it

First time I smoked, I didn't feel shit. Tried it again a couple days later and after two puffs I felt like my head was going to take off from my body like a balloon.

I can't explain it, but it def happens. With strong weed these days, there's no "I didn't inhale all of it" or "I can't tell if I'm feeling it or not". When it happens, you will know.

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>>724337147
its normal that you dont get high from the first time

>>724347520
this. even with dirtweed brick mex you can tell the difference between baseline perctipion and being high.

If you dont get high the first or the second time you smoke weed look at this thread:

- its common look all the links in this thread
- THC need first to disable/destroy a special and useless part of your Brain before it can make you high ... if you dont got enough THC you dont feel anything
- uncommon but maybe true you need to learn how to smoke weed

>>724348596
It's not useless it is
>its a necessary part of the brain [...] prevented things like alzheimer and parkinson

...fag