Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724318948
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
best girls
>>724328496
>>724328463
Sounds like a classic case of jealously.
There will never be a better Zelda than Majora's Mask and the original
>>724329622
I didn't like that site but maybes that's because I didn't add anyone. Zelda looks ok but I don't think it will blow my mind. >>724329624
Ehh you just don't have people
>>724329802
what's with the trip?
>>724329866
idk shiro wanted me to use it
>>724329875
good afternoon
Still here.
カラミチーマス
Hello
>claiming Taiga
>>724329928
>claiming Taiga
still best
>>724329806
It is just annoying that everybody and their grandmother is deciding to spoil the series.
I can't even really check out Twitch anymore because 90% of the streams are BotW.
I understand it being a new game and everyone is excited about it, but holy shit. Give it a week before you go ruining something for people.
>>724329802
What is Zelda 2
What is Wind Waker
>>724329691
I mean, there are still some good games. I wouldn't mind having a nice person over and playing some of my stuff with.
>>724329806
That too
Claiming best girl
>>724329896
11pm, but good morning. What's good?
I'm personally tipsy and tired, so blech.
>>724330071
Porn please
>>724329802
Link to the Past better than the original imo, but there's no beating MM.
>>724329990
so close to the quads
>>724330071
So, I'm blind and stupid. The blacksmith sold the sword all along.
Felt a lot better using something else than the Scimitar for sure.
>>724330070
too much water
>>724330109
I'm good, me and my friend beat block theater yesterday, so that was fun
waiting for the shop to open at 8, it's 6am right now
>>724330160
Zelda 2, then.
i personally prefer OOT to MM, too
>>724330022
I guess so. I don't know how hard you can actually spoil a Zelda game. The guy in discord earlier was on about shrines for I don't know how long.>>724330070
I'm sure once chara gets set up they will play with you.
>>724330070
>playing some of my stuff
Lewd.
>>724330157
It's a really good weapon too. Best one imo.
>>724330011
Pretty good claim, anon. What warfare class was she again?
>>724330273
Well, I figure The Hero of Time, namely Link or whatever, saves the Princess, Zelda, from invading refugees, The Gerudo, and slays their shitskin leader, Ganon.
More than likely traveling the land of Hyrule, exploring ancient temples and gathering useful tools.
It's more of a puzzle/platformer than anything, so watching how to solve a puzzle spoils the game.
>>724330275
No! Stuff like Mario Baseball or Splunky or Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime!
>>724330157
>so close
Story of my life really.
>>724330456
Yeah true enough. What else is actually coming out for the switch? >>724330463
Welcome back.
does the russian girl poster still post here?
I'm really sleepy though
Good night thread
I like talking to you all
Why is this thread not constantly on page 1?
You guys are not trying hard enough.
>>724330511
Funny how the closer you get to achieving something, the more it hurts when you inevitably fail.
>>724330803
Nights Louise
>>724330840
That's the sort of senseless thought that nearly killed these god-forsaken threads to begin with.
>>724330840
Hey dogfucker
>>724330916
You'll never be famous with that attitude. Don't you want to be famous?
>>724330932
Hi dude without waifu
It's so dead right now. Were you guys up all night partying or something?
Trash anime, favorite waifu
what kind of loser would spend their weekend in a waifu thread?
https://vimeo.com/75891683
>>724330502
>Spelunking Louise
Lewd.
>>724330569
Don't know, probably more tenured titles like Mario, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Smash Brothers, shit like that.
>>724329783
I couldn't be jealous of you.
I've never been in prison, my dude.
>>724330456
Hey hey.
>>724331340
I'm here until 6 when I'm going to meet up with a friend, how about you?
>>724330569
Thanks
>>724331340
You my friend
>>724331373
>>724329727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKf-pt3OUXA
>>724331424
I'm here all the time
>>724331434
no u
>>724331343
>>724331006
No.
>>724331257
Yes.
>>724331373
Jail, not prison. Prison would mean I was convicted of a crime.
>>724330910
Yes. Funny.
My life is filled with fun.
>>724331520
Huh?
>>724331513
That's quite depressing.
>>724331670
the threads aren't that bad :o
>>724331660
filled with cum
>>724331749
No, my love jar is, but not my life :o.
>>724331768
koko
>>724331798
how big is this jar?
>>724331618
I wish I had about 3 ounces of weed and maybe soem shrooms.
>>724331749
But your life seems sad, yearning for attention ike that, anon.
>>724331894
A marmalade glass. I use small ones so I can gift them away more frequently.
>>724331343
That's a nice picture
>>724331968
send me one
>>724331959
I've got nothing better to do
if I thought my life was sad, I'd probably just kill self
>>724330803
Good talk let's do it again some time!
>>724332087
Will do, give me address in steam :o
so tired help me sleep
Oh my.
Get a fucking meme you shoes.
>>724332136
sleep with me
>>724332136
I've given you my address before :o
>>724332144
Drink some tea
>>724332241
But you lied, the street doesn't exist on google maps :o
>>724332038
Indeed it is, anon.
>>724332087
The ball is in your court.
>>724332276
Oh, drink some tea? Just drink some tea? Why don't I strap on my tea helmet and squeeze down into a tea cannon and fire off into tea land, where tea grow on teaies?!”
>>724332316
you're just bad at maps :o
>>724332328
I don't like sports
>>724332227
cutie
>>724332220
Are you the same Chen poster from 2 years ago? Everyone is looking for you, mang, you should come back sometimes.
>>724332384
Yes. Like a chamomile tea or something.
I don't recommend firing out of a tea canon though, that will get your adrenaline pumping and you likely won't get to sleep any time soon
>>724332384
Fap.
>>724331460
>>724332486
We know it's you chen
clmd
>>724332547
New phone, who dis?
>>724332604
>New phone
what kind of phone?
>>724332486
No.
Sorry to dissapoint.
>>724331618
>Prison would mean I was convicted of a crime.
Your terrible memes should be a crime.
>>724331460
How have you been?
You haven't been responding at all, allow me to check on you through the traditional mean of directly asking you.
>>724332384
>>724332038
Hello bunny guy.
>>724332562
I'm not Chen
>>724332716
That's okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMk9wikGEGM
>>724332562
Huh?
This place is really filled with idiots, lmao.
>>724331911
;)
>>724332740
Yeah? Well your cancerous waifu and miserable existence of a life is most deserving of mercy killing via death sentence.
And I never said we were killing you to end your misery...
>>724333015
Wow.
>>724333077
>>724333077
Except you, dear kind soul.
Good night friendpals
>>724332815
I don't believe you.
Your mannerism is too much like his. Like putting the second line in between the post number and your response.
Also this line.
>>724331959
>But your life seems sad, yearning for attention ike that, anon.
>>724333009
>>724333015
Man, posting from your phone and computer to disprove me.
That's just sad man.
But, I'll indulge you, good thing this COMPLETELY RANDOM TRIPFAG, decided to post a link to song without a reason or picture whatsoever, almost like the stars aligned for this happen.
I love you all.
>>724333333
I wonder where this goes...
>>724333353
>>724333340
I'm not even home, you maggot.
And also, how can you take this thread so seriously? I'm just here to have a good time
And hey, there you are, a faggot who starts arguing with me for no reason.
Man, thinking I give a fuck about this place is hilarious. Are you just another newfag who keeps searching for attention without posting his pic?
am i doing it right?
>>724333606
Whatever you say man, I sure do believe you.
You keep thinking you're gonna fool anyone with more than half a brain cell.
Maggot.
>>724333052
Your twisted logic and suicidal thoughts make my head hurt.
>And I never said we were killing you to end your misery...
I feel insulted.
>>724333172
Go away Italy.
No one likes you, aside from Canada. But Canada likes everyone.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N52VD2LzQmw
>>724333207
>Except you, dear kind soul.
Oh, stop it, you.
Mai made the thread even more cancerous than usual because he had your picture, by the way.
>>724333745
I was trying to have a good time, eating some pancakes, cheking on this lovely place to say hi, but there you are, a faggot who just BLAMES ME FOR NOTHING out of nowhere.
Why are you in here, anon, feeling lonely?
>>724333806
Is not like I care about my face being posted in here.
>>724332686
It's a meme you dip.
>>724332740
Pretty Okay.
My family has been keeping me busy and so has school so I've been sinking my free time into video games. Yourself?
>>724333907
I'm having a lot of fun too though, Yotsugi babe.
I think you know why I 'blamed' you, and so far you haven't disproved me.
Advantage: me
Man, I sure do wonder where did that tripfag go though, I really wanted to talk to him, you know.
>>724333806
It was an insult
hardcore canine vaginal penetration
>>724334140
>advantage
>caring about winning arguments on the internet
>trying to make my reputation worse
I don't mind at all, you know.
>>724332801
I own a GTS-T, and it is by far better than a GT-R
Not sure what a GT-S might be.
>>724334471
You and your small details gotta ruin my bulli.
>>724334526
Maybe learn how to bulli then dummi
>>724334432
>thinking I'm trying
I don't even have to, you're practically handing it to me, babe.
What arguement? We're arguing? It seems more like a one sided destruction.
I knew you're a actually a super submissive cutiepi aren't you?
That pic Mai posted got me real hard you know, we can meet and fuck any day.
I'll smash that pink asshole of yours.
>>724334679
That pic lol
>muh trailer trash jew princess
>>724334565
Nou!
>Tfw fixed that fucking radiator leak
>>724334679
>submissive
What the fuck.
>one sided destruction
How the fuck can you care so much?
>meet and fuck all day
I don't fuck sad guys who keep losing their time in front of their PC 24/7.
Sorry bruh
>>724334824
Nice though, how's she running?
>>724334841
How about sad guys who only spend 12 hours a day in front of their PC and the other 12 contemplating suicide and drinking alcohol?
;^)
>>724334432
Commander Cat says fire on the Bolshevik scum.
circa 1939 because fuck you.
>>724329727
Getthelube.com
>>724334841
Whatever you say Yotsugi, my oldfag angel.
See you later though, I have said what I wanted to say and after this point, you'll just say the same shit over and over again. >:( You'll never find a boyfriend this way, Yotsugi.
I wonder if next time you're going to be as Chen or Yotsugi, will be fun to find out.
>>724334719
Damage control.
>>724335043
Smooth as ever. The premixing and Sea Foam did fucking magic. Think I might try and get a new throttle cable though. I feel a little play in mine, and god knows how old this one is.
Also got the new copper gaskets for the oil cooler, gunna replace those on my next oil change, which should stop my oil leak finally.
How's yours coming along?
>>724335119
You're irrelevant, though
So is your opinion.
>>724335231
is not opinion, is actually fact
>>724335199
Nice! Might as well, they aren't too expensive.
Dudes been busy, might as well fix it myself at this point but no idea how. Track day wednesday, but I have work rip. If I had known sooner I'd have taken the day off.
>>724332136
give me your steam :o
>>724334565
That yellow thing is cute too, but not nearly as much as the purple one.
>>724335284
You always want to have the last word, don't you?
Maybe someday you'll find someone as good as me, until then, keep being a mongoloid that uses his free time to browse a thread only to argue.
Stay boring fam
>>724335441
i will, yotsugi
;)
>>724335496
>;)
:))))))))))))))))
You're taking this waay to seriously bruh
>>724329727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
>>724335824
Holy shit, if you thought these threads were gay... This is how Japan will lose all sexual desire, become an all male society and replicate solely through the practice of cloning.
>>724335936
that was the plot of ethan of athos,
it was a planet with no women, though they used artificial wombs,
basically only men who earned enough citizenship points (by being a productive member of society , not being a criminal ect..) were allowed to reproduce.
>>724333907
>Is not like I care about my face being posted in here.
Well, you've got a point. This isn't the first time you've posted it either.
>>724333939
>My family has been keeping me busy and so has school so I've been sinking my free time into video games.
Oh, sure. I'd have expected you to be busy with the short lady you were looking to date as well.
I've been alright, not much has changed, I still have way too much free time and almost nothing to spend it on.
>>724334161
Oh. Okay then.
May I ask why are you not claiming anymore?
Not enough people you recognize, maybe?
>>724335936
Once they get that hooked up to a fleshlight/fuckable hologram, then you might be right.
>>724336309
But I am claiming.
And I figured people have either moved on or changed waifus after the major shit-storms.
>>724336432
Holy shit, linked the wrong post, posted the wrong picture (>>724336728)
>>724336432
Do you know when he posted it?
Or why?
I want to check the archive.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724329771
ayayaayayayayayayayayaayayaayaayaya
>>724329920
still kike
>>724330071
finnish nigger
>>724332227
wish u was
>>724333907
>Is not like I care about my face being posted in here.
>file deleted
>>724329727
gayyy
>>724337088
I can post it back if you want something you want to cum so much
This is my waifu. Unfortunately she is not 2D but a fiesty lil thang like this you learn to live with it. This is my heart and soul and reason im not gay. Her legs make me beat my meat on a basis and even she lowkey hates me she is all mein
>>724336432
@InsanelyChuuni please respond.
>>724335308
Ya. Apparently they are a fucking pain in the ass to install due to the plastic clip in the firewall snapping when replacing though.
Shit, I know that feel. All the good shit is either told at the last second, or is just a day I can't get.
>Tfw managed to drift on the way home
>>724337846
>>724335824
>Gatebox
I wonder if that will work with Georgette.
>>724337846
>>724337891
>>724337891
Pls.
>>724338192
That works hilariously well. I approve.
>>724338192
What does this mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=natQF-y0Ez8
>>724339232
That you should shut the fuck up.
>>724339488
Hello.
>>724339376
Good tunes. Very silent hill kind of vibe
>>724339376
stab me homu
>>724339612
Never thought about that even though I'm a fan of Akira Yamaoka, but I do see some similarities.
Do you have a favourite SH soundtrack? It's 3 for me.
>>724339655
Can we stab each other?
>>724340040
no:
>>724340040
You're Not Here. My favorite of all.
>>724339612
Shut the fuck up.
>>724340040
You changed your waifu again?
>>724336816
>Holy shit, linked the wrong post, posted the wrong picture
It's fine, I was waiting for you to confirm if that was meant for me or not.
>But I am claiming.
Are you? I can't recognize Ms. Paulling so far.
>>724336990
It was in January, I believe.
>Or why?
He said something about how he enjoyed having his long hair.
>>724337723
It's @KuronekoWaifu, silly.
>>724340227
But why guy?
Jealousy? Perhaps?
>>724340285
Hello.
>>724340098
That's from 3, great choice. I love the entirety of the album and listen to it rather often actually.
I love the piano pieces in it, Never Forgive Me sets up an incredible mood.
>>724340093
But if it's just me stabbing you it's not fair.
>>724340227
That happened.
>>724340437
why not?
>>724340285
I've been claiming the virus that has slowly infected Miss Pauling and fellow waifus.
Now and then people misidentify me by the wiafu in the edit instead of the corruption that has claimed them.
>>724340437
Yes the piano pieces are so sad from that game.
>>724341767
nice hair
>>724341767
Go to bed, spider boat.
>>724329802
Patrician taste amigo
>>724329920
Hey isn't that tomokos mug?
Dont you 404 on me!
>>724342423
Noe
Holy shit this thread is deader than me on the inside
>>724343174
That's kind of depressing. Why not get yourself a dog?
>>724342645
Loli spider bote
>>724343257
I own a dog, shes sleeping at my feet right now.
>>724343409
Then how can you possibly be depressed with a gf like that to spend your days with?
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724343501
>gf
No
>>724329802
True that! :>
>>724343594
Would probably hang with.
>>724343674
Well there's your problem buddy.
>>724329802
Agree windwaker was feces in disc form. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>724343501
dude no
>>724343711
indeed! :>
>>724329727
i fucking love Ako
>>724343688
XD
>>724343674
>>724343833
>I fuck dogs, you should fuck dogs too!
>>724343920
In Greek the meaning of Alex is "Defender of men; protector of mankind." Isn't that cool?! ^u^
>>724343833
You know, I wanted to mention my dog to you thinking you wouldn't bring up what you do but you just fucked it up. With all the people defending you I thought this wouldve been a normal conversation
>>724343923
>tfw no busty gf that wants you
>>724343996
idk what Antonio means :o
>>724343996
I wonder what Klonata's name means.
:o;
>>724343961
Finally someone gets it.
>>724343688
>>724343955
Emoticon flood is coming.
>>724344032
People defending me? That's odd I usually get lots and lots of hate on here which is fine. It's /b/ after all.
>>724344127
:ok_hand:
>>724344122
It means "Flower" in Greek, I think!
Yay, my little flower. -u-
>>724344125
Shut up fake Alex.
>>724344219
I think that's sachi
I'm a flower? :o
>>724343594
>Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
Stop it Red.
>>724343920
Agreed
>>724344254
Yes, that's what "Antonio" means ;o;
>>724344272
Stop.
>>724343996
you fucking nigger -__-
>>724344125
Powdered rice field according to this:
http://www.behindthename.com/name/konata/submitted
>>724344190
Neat trick.
>>724344272
someone needs to stop alice
>>724344333
Stop what?
>>724344272
Someone needs to rape alice uwu
>>724344382
Stupid Alice! >:'c
>>724344385
Stop replying to our posts. Stupid weirdo.
I wish I could touch alice :c
>>724344474
i wish i could stab alice c:
>>724344474
I wish I could BE Alice.
>>724344525
not :ok
>>724344525
Thanks, Danny boy.
Go back to circlejerking with your steam friends now.
Let the real grown-ups dance.
>>724344474
I wish I could be inside mash.
This fella
>>724344474
i wish i could kill alice
>>724344590
>>724344675
Die.
>>724344736
Dye
>>724344783
This isn't funny Red. I'm serious fuming now.
>>724344836
:ANGERY: