What's the creepiest thing you've done /b/? When I

The girl i used to like came to my home one day and wore one of my t-shirts cause hers wasn't comfy.
We just remained friends but i still liked her more than that, common stuff.
When she left she gave me back my t-shirt.
It had her smell on it
So i maturbated while smelling it, and then i slept hugging it (of course i didn't come on it) until her smell was gone

jacked it while my best friend was sleeping in the bed next to me. guess I was just kinda horny(I wasn't really attracted to him). We sucked each other off later that year. Guess I tend to swing both ways.

Sneaked into a women's locker room to have a fap. No peeking or anything, I picked a quiet time at a weekend when the chances of someone coming in were really small.

>>724313058
bru i have almost the exact same story lol

>>724313929
how did the suck happen?

Jacked myself in my ex's daughters room when she was sleeping once. (18 yo) She was heavily medicated and out like a light.

Snuck in a women's restroom at a movie theater and jerked while I listened to women come in and pee

>>724314567
where did u cum?

>>724313058
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

>>724314685
My hand

>>724314424
>>724313058

>be me maybe 15/16
>sleep over at friends regularly
>his sister is hot as fuck and college aged
>we sleep on fold out in living room, sis sometimes walks down in towel to get laundry
>always pretend to be alseep but stare up her towel
>one morning she is gone, friend alseep, no one else home
>go up to her room, search everything
>look through underwear
>find thongs and such, diamonds
>find KY, never felt lube before
>try lube
>HOLYSHIT
>rubbing my cock in best friends sisters room using lube

1/2

>>724314431
out in a blind turkey hunting. he tells me how he says his cousin and friend did it but I didn't think anything of it. Proceed to notice his bulge and he suddenly has to piss. he's looking at my bulge so I go piss and notice him glancing over. time passes and we go back inside. take off our pants as teens do. we're laying there and I look over and notice a huge veiny hard on thru his compression shorts. start playing with it through the shorts and then I lay back and we jerk/suck each other to cum.

>>724313058
were you still friends after that?

>>724314567
did u touch her? what was she wearing?

A family friend was visiting with their teenage girl the same age as me. Mind you this was before cell phones were everywhere. I was asked to go check if the girl was in upstairs. She wasn't, her bra was. Rubbed myself in them, not until the end though.

>>724314892
did u find dildo?

>>724314695
You got dozens of male slugs suck you of with your wife's panties on.
Faggot

my mom used to baby sit her friend's daughter in the morning before school cause the lady had to go to work real early. she'd come over and id let her play video games or watch tv while I gave her back rubs. she was 4 years younger than me. I was in HS.

>>724314892

>Next time im over, same situation, sneak up to her room before friend is awake
>in room, look through her clothes, get KY again
>lube up and start rubbing my diamonds dick
>grab her panties, wrap around my cock
> feels 10/10
>sound
>heart drops faster than the world trade center
>Friend is going to bathroom and literalluy right outside sisters room, and sis's dresser is just next to her door.
>door is OPEN
>I stand behind the door, SILENT
>cock out, lubed up, panties around cock
>not a fucking breath
>friend goes into his room accross
>I survive, he didn't find out

>next week, I go over and came in her panties and put the panties back in the drawer for her.

jerked off into my rommates girlfriend used panties, had his and her cum stains

>>724313389
not creepy it's kinda cute

>>724315041
Yep, we were (and still are actually). I don't know if he knows though, to this day.

>>724315020
Thats a cute name, for a cute chick would jizz in her coffee too

>>724315047
From memory she wasnt wearing alot, but nah i didnt go that far

idk i was pretty creepy in hs i think

>>724313058
> College friend wears size 5 blue Toms all day, everyday
> No socks
> One day I invite her over to my dorm to play Super smash Bros
> She shows up wearing the very same Toms
> Slides them off by the front door
> We play Smash for 20 minutes before she gets up and excuses herself to the bathroom
> Heart pounding, I immediately make a beeline for her sweaty Toms
> Look inside them and can clearly see her dirty footprints
> I grab them and take a deep whiff, as my eyes close in ecstacy
> Almostjizzinpants.jpg
> Literally smell like the dirtiest, sweatiest Doritos ever
> She comes back out and I'm over on the couch, pretending nothing happened as I hide my raging boner
> I casually drop hints about her Toms being stinky as she giggles like crazy about it

>>724315346
did she ever call you out on it, and suck your dick? hue hue if only

Top Ken, anon

I look through my gf's friends' suitcases when they visit. I haven't learned anything surprising. It's actually been pretty validating. AMA

>>724316697
lmao in my daydreams only

When I'm over at my friends house and when he and his gf go to sleep upstairs I walk around the house looking for her bra and panties. Have found a bunch numerous times.

Sister had a friend sleeping over, They slept in different rooms, Went into the room with sleeping friend (she's 15) and I worked very carefully to unravel her feet from underneath her blanket till they were exposed, Then had to very carefully work to take off her socks, At one point she woke fucking woke up and put her feet back under the blanket and I just had to stay there hiding under the sofa she was sleeping on In such an awkward position trying not to make noise, When I heard the snoring again I went back to work, Unraveling her feet, And then there they were. I felt them, Licked them, Rubbed my face in them and then got the courage to rub my cock against them, Then put her sock over my cock and I was so horny literally just putting the sock on my cock was making so close to Cumming, Then jerked really fast and hard and just had to moan so loud when I came but luckily she didn't wake up. I'll never have an orgasm that good ever again. Then I just lay there behind the sofa till I recovered and took pics and videos of her feet. I lay there and jerked again. And again. By the 5th one it was getting really hard do cum but this was a once in a lifetime opportunity so I had to milk it for all it was worth. If I could relive any night in my life it would be thst one. I'm so hard just typing this.

>>724317036
Posted too soon.

I also jerk off with as many as I can while I'm there. I don't cum on them, just use them to jerk off and edge.

So I have this really close girl friend. Decide to ask her for leggings to try them on. She gives them to me. When I go home, I smell them and it has her smell stuck on it so deeply. I kept smelling and masturbating to the smell. Decided that I would use it as a cumrag. Came all over the leggings. After everywhere was stained with my cum, I washed them, poked a small hole near the knee and gave them back. Now everytime she wears it, I get a boner just thinking about it.

Recorded my girlfriends sister showering and Jack off to that almost every day.
Would go into gf sis's room and wank into her used things while smelling them. Look through her clean underwear and wank into that. Too.
Came in my roommates girlfriends milk and watched her drink it.
When room mates girlfriend was showering I peeked through the keyhole and saw the pussy and ass.
When I was younger I ran into my neighbors yard and stole some underwear off their clothes line. Came on them and then put them back. It was at night time

I house-sit my sis-in-law's regularly and every time I'm there, I use her bra's and pantie's to jerk-off and cum. I strictly use the clean ones and I imagine/see her walking around on those cum soaked undies. Makes me hard as fuck.

>>724318176
Just so that I know it's that specific pair that she's wearing

I went on vacation with my family and my sister brought one of her friends. After a day at the beach, they would put their bikinis up in the shower to dry over night. I would go take a shower and jerk it into her friend's bikini bottoms and top.

>>724314695
bro gross ew

>>724313058
i once masturbated on a boat

>>724318725
Errmm.....now that i think about it.....make that two faps on two boats.

i snuck down into my sisters room, which was the basement room after she got home very late from drinking and partying with her hot friend that flashed me when i was even younger, touched the girls ass (she slept laying on her stomach) and came in her pocketbook then snuck upstairs. i was a perverted ninja. legit crept my hand under her panties and groped her ass while she AND my sister slept

fuck i miss being 15 and insane.

>>724316579
Lol fucking melvin

>>724313058

Fucked a female dog in heat probably

Stole dirty panties of my friends older sister out of the bathroom...the crotch smelled like fucking heaven.

>>724313058
Trying to get upskirt pics in highschool. No success either (using phone)

Also masturbate to rape porn and jailbait almost exclusively

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>>724313929
> wasn't really attracted to him.
> sucked eachother off
Yea, you were attracted to him... and also gay.

>>724318257
She didn't ask why you want to wear her leggings?

>>724313058
I used to stare at girls I liked in school.
That's about it.

>>724319309
I feel you with the rape porn, sometimes I like to pretend I'm the girl in ththe video which gets me really wet but after I orgasm I kinda feel bad about it

It got to the point where I could only watch crying girls to get me off

>>724319806
You know what is creepier than that? Being a /b/tard

Stole a pair of my cousin's panties and masturbated with them

>>724313058
Licked and jacked off into my mom's shoes and panties

>>724320006
Yeah, I spend way too much time looking for realistic videos, 98% is just too obviously staged to get off

>>724320317
If they start to look like they're enjoying it, I get less turned on, it's fucked but the way I like it

>>724320394
Same

>>724314695
You did it wrong it's supposed to go inside your wife and inside your penis duh

>>724320006
> wet
You femanon?

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wow- so this is what normies do?

>>724314695
I don't even care if this is pasta. Look, you little faggots. This is how you you /b/. Take notes, be original, be creative, lurk more.

>>724321119
Wow you sound so autistic

>>724315188
Cont?

>>724314695
needs more urethra insertion, otherwise great material

>>724320888
Yes, hi.

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looks like the thread is dying so i'll do my full analysis

>>724315346
>>724316579

i'm callin bullspit but if you actually pulled it off, hats off to you. hope you got ur nut

>>724317227
literally cried of laughter reading this 9/10

>>724318799
hope this one is true
>>724319568

10/10 /thread

>>724316579
autistim at it's finest

>>724322341
Good analysis

>be me at 17
>shy beta f ag
>sleeping on living room floor after a small party of all close friends
> I was sleeping at the feet of girl I was crushing on but she didn't know
> While she was sleeping, slowly remove her sick
>bust a nut in said sock
>SLOWLY out sock back on her foot

Dont know why I did this but she didn't wake up and never said anything about it.

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>>724322736

thanks my nigga

is it proven that you can jizz on just about anything and get away with it ??

>>724322855
You're welcome playa

>>724322896
No but that should be a superpower.

took a video of myself groping my best friend's gf. we slept in the same room while blackout drunk. she passed out but i guess I didn't...

>>724323000

TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>724322952

u smoke?

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>>724313058

>>724323209
Would but trying to get new job so gotta be good. Makes it real tough living in Colorado

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>>724313058
A year ago I started fattening up my gf, secretly at first of course.

I gave her estrogen in her food, bought dairy based foods as much as I could for her to get used to a new diet. Encouraged her to stop taking the pill (really detrimental to hormones regulating her body's growth). Then after several months of steady progress I hit her with the human growth hormone (patches at first because she didn't like needles), told her it would make her tits get bigger and she agreed (c cups and she really wanted big tits so the sell was easy).

9-10 months of this and she is at a D cup and her thighs/waist have grown fuller, slipped in some antibiotics too in order to chub her up a bit and now she is a different person from a year ago.

Borderline thicc with some cute pudge on her belly that was flat as a washboard before. Currently taking a break as the hgh hormones caused acne and wild mood swings which just got worse with time. She is holding her figure well so far but god I want to get it going again and get her stacked as fuck

Pic related, recently taken

>>724323510
Got a before?

>>724322211
Tits or gtfo

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>>724323058
how can i make and post an anon webm

>>724313058
my dads girlfriend was in the living room on the sofa watching tv and i was behind her on my pc. had pics of her nude that i found opened up and had a wank while looking at her.

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>>724323510
>>724323973
>>724324558

another from 2-3 years back

posted my wife's naked ass on a bbw board while she was passed out on the couch next to me then jerked off to her while she was still laying there.

>>724325411
What a waste ! She was better looking before

>>724325565
Have to agree. You ruined her.

>>724319309
Hey, are you Tom?

>>724318081
i heard you possess a video

>>724325565
>>724325717

Not to me, and we are not done getting her widened out at her waist yet.

She was fine before but we both wanted to test certain growth methods on her before I started fattening her up. I now have a connect for actual bovine growth hormone and high powered Relaxin vials.

The fat around her midsection will dissipate with the HGH and soon Relaxin forcing all excess fat to be directed to her hips/ass and of course her fat titties

I fucked my best friends sister while he want he's and jerked off.

>>724314695
Lol have fun with your dick falling off now they just covered your dick in a flesh eating bacteria and possibly a parasite

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>>724325565
>>724325717
Here she is before stopping, the fat collected mostly after the HGH stopped but her eating didn't.

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>>724317036
>>724317385

stole my friends daughters thong panties

>>724326335
It doesn't work that way. None of this works that way. How stupid are you?

>live close to many apartment buildings
>sneak in multiple times a day
>straight to communal washing room
>steal bras and panties, both clean and dirty
>cum on them and dump them in public trash
>police comes to investigate all the missing clothes
>this has been going on for months
ama

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why did you delete this m8

When I was 15 me and my best friend (both male) tried drinking. He got wasted and passed out. I started gently rubbing his cock through his jeans and ended up sucking his cock till he came in my mouth, still passed out. Thereafter when we drank I'd go slow so he would fall asleep before me and I'd suck his cock. Don't think he ever knew.

>>724327443
Excess fat goes to where it is needed... repeated HGH injections put your body back into puberty, the goal is to get that hormonal state going so just like regular puberty her hips/ass grow (though it takes some time). All the while her belly fat is being eaten away by the need for more resources at those specific areas.

>>724320094

My nigga, same.

>>724313389
I've done this with girlfriends and shit

I don't think it's creepy

>>724318725
Got dick sucked by wife on my boat, fucked her cousin on boat same night while wife slept.

>>724323510
Her right nipple looks like a prolapsed anus.

>have ASPD
>meet a girl on the internet
>her family pay for me to visit her for a few weeks (long distance type deal)
>end up having a motel all to myself because there was no room for me to stay at her house
>fuck 2 of her friends when i was staying there
>meet a handful girls downtown in her city
>dox them while im in the process of getting to know them (basic information)
>then i fuck them
>blackmail 2 of them into sending me photos on the regular because they have boyfriends and wouldnt want to ruin those relationships by doing anything dumb like...
>cheating
>no ragrets

>>724325040
Don't bother with webms post it here. afqgu5kr

>>724325165
Post them

I paid a group of 5 7/8 yo kids in a park (3 girls, 2 boys) to watch me wank and cum.

>>724317227
Post pics faget

>Be me, 14yo
>Friend comes over on New year's eve as i have an empty apartment
>brother buys us some beer and vodka and leaves for a party
>we hang out, get little drunk
>somehow end up watching lesbian porn
>we get really horny but don't do anything about it
>he goes to the bathroom, when he was squeezing trough he touches my back with his hard cock
>i get even hornier
>he comes back, says he has to go home
>okey.jpg
>he leaves
>i go to take a shower
>start to fap
>think about his cock
>put lube on my ass
>start to put my fingers isnide
>feelsgood.gif
>i masturbate with my fingers in my ass yelling his name
>cum on my face
>eat some of the sperm

>>724328912
she is just starting to lactate in that pic, use a breast pump daily to keep her leaking now.

The nipples are swollen for a reason bro

>find relative's undergarments in their room
>masturbation ensues

>>724327246
Her name isn't Eden by any chance is it?

>>724322211
TITS NOW

>>724324272

Newfag? She isn't attention whoring. Lurk some more

>15
>go to friends house to play games and then i slept in his house
>at night i decide to go to the bathroom
>i find there one of his hot mother's bras
>start smelling it
>hard as a diamond
>i masturbate 3 times in a row
>when finished i decide to leave it where i saw it
>next day at the moring i go to the bathroom to see if it's there so i can fap again
>it isn't there
>i see her mom wearing it

>>724329692
nope

My baby daughter slept next to me while I fapped. Didn't fap to her, or really to anything in particular, but just fapped next to a baby.

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>>724330197
Damn, looks a bit like her

pic related, the ex who i thought your girl was

>>724329965
fantastic, did you blow inside the cup or outside?

I did the same thing only it was my friend's sister who shared the bathroom. Her panties were covered in my spunk every time I was over, she knew for sure but didn't say anything so I jerked off into a fresh pair of hers one night and put them right on top of the clean stack. Next day she walks past me in the hall and calls me a perv. I told her to stop being so hot and she laughed, nothing else happened so I got away with it I guess

>>724314915

>take off our pants as teens do.

???

>>724330489
nah, not your ex.

She looks cute though, she a c cup?

>>724331228
she was, last i heard shes knocked up haha

When I was 14 and my 18 yo sister passed out drunk I'd gently feel and suck her tits, and stroke her pussy while I wanked. I once came in her mouth as she was asleep with her head tilted to the side with her mouth open.

i have this weird fetish were i get aroused snooping through peoples stuff.
I used to cum in my best friends sisters toothpaste. i would gather it in my hand then slowly mix it into the paste.
i aslo would cum in her panties and shoes. and one time her glass of milk.
now i live with another friend and i've been cumming in and on his gfs panties, toothbrush, shoes, and pipes for about a year now.

almost got caught once and one time heard her ask him "why do all these stains show up in my clothes?"

they moved out but my collection of used panties should hold me over.

>>724329835
found the whiteknight

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>>724324558
K

i used my ex gf's mums dildo.

>>724322211
hey.
wanna try out those rape fantasies?
location?

>>724329004
well share then nigger

My computer is near a window. On the opposite side lives a woman, around 50-60 years old. I once discovered that the curtains were a bit see through (even more so when it was dark and lights were on inside).

So, when I'm masturbating she might see me (her balcony and windows are aligned). Sometimes I deliberately move the curtains to side to allow for a direct view. I'm not sure if she has ever seen what I'm doing, but the thought of it turns me on.

Friend has a cute college age sister with a huge booty. Spent the night over there a couple times and snuck into her room at 4 in the morning while she was away at school. Gold mine of panties, thongs, fishnets, you name it. Jacked and left. Think they know though because they lock her door now.

>>724331285
oh man speaking of knocking up these fucktoys I plan to get my gf preggo sometime this fall after she has a good chemical/dietary regiment putting her body to work.

She won't keep it but I bet I can convince her to keep it for a month or two and let it kickstart her bodies baby mode. Huge increase in a female bodies breast milk and ass fat development when there is a bun in the oven.

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>>724313058
Used to date this one chick, broke up and we stayed really close but we slowly kept drifting apart. Well, she cheated on me, that's why we broke up but I spent the next several year's purposefully being subtly creepy just to get under her skin, just not enough for her to cut ties. It's even better because I'm 30 years old but just generally act like a dirty old man around her in any situation. Creepiest thing though? Probably when she got with the guy she cheated on me with, they stayed at a mutual friends house to fuck but they always used condoms. One day it was only them home and I just walked in the place, went to their room and they were passed out naked on the bed. Decided to rub one out and fingered her sleeping cunt a bit, midway through decide to nut in her for mild revenge. I go sit at the kitchen table afterward and play tetris on phone until I hear her yelling at bf for nutting in her.

>KEKKING

>>724313058
Climbed into an aviary and squarked at family members while in pschosis

>>724322810
Did she died?

>>724332590
>>724332590
That pic kills me every time

>>724313929
Faggot

>>724327246
Nice b8 m8 but try harder, those girls look nothing alike at all.

I was 14, in a summer "camp" with my best friend and his parents. One day i woke up late and no one was in the house, so i went to his mom room, opened a closet and masturbated on her panties and bras

>>724331458
Fake as shit.
Faggot

>>724313389
I find it a mix of cute and raped.

>>724313929
>not attracted to Him
>giving him the succ

Ur a faget

I get the fapping in/on chick's clothes and whatnot but is that really the upper limit of creativity for creepiness /b/? I am disappoint

>>724321400
Yeah

I watched a movie with my lil sis when I was around 17, we were both lying on the couch and once I thought she was asleep I grinded my boner on her butt until I came in my pants, thinking back on it the chances she didnt realize it are pretty slim

>>724333016
no shit, they are all years apart and she got major bodily changes over the last year or so. She is only 23, her body changes like everyone else

>>724333975
Look man, don't cry about it. I appreciate you trying to come up with some OC, you just gotta work on your bullshit, that's all

>>724331110
yes. this is also the part that confuses me..

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>>724313058
>What's the creepiest thing you've done /b/?

I jerked off while thinking about pissing in my sister's ass with this thread open that's what.

No regrets.

>>724316579
I will never understand footfags.

>>724334147
whats so confusing? are you still wearing the pants you were born with? try washing once in awhile, you gotta change pants sometime

I took photos of my fem friend poop when we were on three days hike in the mountains and jacked off to them many times.

>>724313058
When i was with my ex, we didn't ever had real sex, just petting, mutual masturbation, and sometimes oral, one time we slept together, we woke up horny as fuck and i touched her pussy until she came on her panties, then she went to the shower and left me unfinished (as usual) I was so desperate and horny i ended up licking her panties and fapping with them. She always left me unfinished and had to finish myself somehow, it was terrible.

>>724334577
> came on her panties
Bad news bro, your gf was a man

A girl I knew let me stay at hers after an argument at home. She was cute, but I didn't really like her in that way. She had a boyfriend at the time anyway. I insisted on sleeping on the floor, but she told me to just stay in her bed. She fell asleep way before me, back turned to me, while we were watching some garbage TV. I ended up jerking off next to her while she was asleep.
I later ended up with her best friend, and she told me about how she used to talk about me all the time and joked about having a threesome with us. Missed that opportunity.

>>724331492
Oh god I'm the same, I just love knowing stuff I shouldn't, like I know what all of my wife's sister's underwear looks like, how she arranges her underwear drawer etc. And of course how her dirty panties smell and look like stained

>>724326335
Are you retarded?

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>>724334211
The best piss is always after a nut. Better just fuck her too anon-kun, you'll thank me later.

>>724333427
Nigga my very existence sets people on edge, I just give off a creepy vibes like a planet has gravity. I'm even averagely handsome but my eyes have an intensity that unnerves passerby and I'm even trying to freak people out. I feel like a blend of one of those cliche anime bullies that is actually a nice person and an otaku but chicks gravitate to me like crazy in the beginning. I don't even...

>>724335946
>trying
*not trying to freak them out

>>724313058
I stole my girlfriends sisters panties right after they took them off (she had an older and a younger sister) and also her little sisters friend. I'd hang around then suspiciously have to take a piss right after they showered. I'd take them out of the hamper. I have like 5 different thongs sitting around in a drawer somewhere. I could have fucked the sisters but at the time I thought I loved my ex and that we would last. Looking back I should have gone for it.

Found and used moms dildo

Watched dads video of him fucking mom

Rummaged through and jerked with gf room mates panties in college.

Secretly Recorded and posted naked pictures of wife online.


Normal stuff

>>724313058
>our family is close to a family who lives down the street
>they have 2 girls, my parents have 2 boys
>oldest is 1 yr older than me, youngest is 1 yr older than my little bro
>both are extremely fuckable, but in a homely, plain Jane sort of way
>their asses are ridiculous
>anyway
>their whole family is away on vacation
>they have tons of dogs
>mom volunteers brother and i to check on their dogs
>go over 3-4x a day to feed them, let them out to go to the bathroom/run around the backyard, etc.
>i go over in the morning to feed them/let them out
>mom goes over with our dog in the afternoon to let them play
>brother goes over at night to feed them/let them out
>one morning im over there, waiting for the dogs to come back in
>suddenly get horny as fuck
>a thought hits me
>go rifle through their underwear drawers
>halfway through the week, almost punch myself for not thinking of this sooner
>rush up stairs
>tearing through panties and thongs like a fucking mad man on a mission
>find a couple of dirty pairs from each sisters hamper
>find a couple clean pairs
>sniff, lick, ball up and stuff in mouth
>dick is fucking beyond diamonds
>so hard im about to blow the zipper off my jeans
>rip off my jeans and boxers and jump into the older sisters bed
>start masturbating with the fury of a gorillian suns
>sucking on the panties, nibbling, putting them on my head, wrapping them around my boner
>fapping like a downy tard with no shame and reckless abandon
>can feel the load of all loads boiling up to the surface
>grab a pair of each of their panties and right as im starting to cum i stuff my penis into them and cum all over both pairs
>put them back where i found them
>get dressed
>let dogs in
>leave
>each time i went over there for the rest of the week i spent a good long time cranking off, sniffing their dirty under things and rolling around their beds
>came all over a pair of their panties every time

banged the older sister for a while too

>>724313058
I don't really do creepy stuff. I can't remember one instance where I did something really creepy.

so this is a weird one i thought everyone was out of the house so i go onto my step cousens room and start wearing her lingerie and she is a propper party girl so she had alot of skimpy stuff especially as im a guy, so anyway i think im alone in this thong and corset and her stilletos and i hear the front door shut and girls laughing so i hide behind the bed hoping they dont come in and the door opens they start getting ready and i know im going to get caught so my cousens friend decides to sit on the bed right next to me and she jumped up when she saw me so right away my cousen and her other friend are like whats going on and come take a look and i see the dirty smile go across my cousens face she threatened to tell her mum unless i did exactly what they wanted so of course i agreed next minute they start doing my makeup get me a wig and make me look really fem then they tie me to the bed and my cousens friend asks her for the dildo and next minute i feel it going into my arse and then my cousen starts blowing me at the same time and the last one is all over me making out im not going to lie weirdest sexual encounter i have ever had but defo the best

i used to cut out my moms head out of photos and stick them over porn stars heads in porno mags

>>724331001
Inside, but i tried to clean it because i didnt want to get caught or something

>>724321119

>I don't even care if this is pasta
>be original, be creative

Do you even English, bruh?

>>724329552
fuck i would love to do that to my wife , sucking those tits all morning

>>724336529
Well fuck anon.. You sound a lot like me

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I had a perfect life at school, lots of friends, everybody knew me, had a hot af gf, and eventually I was sad to leave it 2 years ago. The only problem was, I loved to take creepshots of everygirl attractive at school, either they had nice ass, tits, whateve, was reason enough to take a creepshot, funny thing is that nobody would ever suspect about me, so I got over 700+ pics of more than 26 girls (14-19yo) organised in my phone on this "vault" apps, they are top quality, with some naked ass around and some nudes I could recover (most adrenaline moments of my life), I know I'm never going to post my library online because I respect the girls, but they are my most precious fap material.

Sometimes I want to go back just to take more creepshots and regret myself of never accomplishing my plan of buying a secret camera online to film the changing rooms.

Here's just one oc of a girl I don't even know, but was the very first I took around 5 years ago.

Ex girlfriend and I had a marathon day of fucking and left her thong in the back of my car. I kept them and must have came 100 times while shoving them into my face as hard as possible. Was a great scent. Still diamonds over that box to this day

>>724314695
Fucking rad m8

>>724314567
I can see how she became your ex-daughter now

>driving out of state with the ex to see her dad
>14 hour drive
>not bad, left at 10pm and drove thru the night, smoked dope, sipped on my flask when it wasn't my turn to drive
>smokin joints cruising thru Dayton, OH at 530 am was comfy as fuck and one of my more vivid memories
>anyway
>her dad has a new family
>new wife is nice, very warm and welcoming, latina, cooks like a lady possessed
>has 2 kids
>oldest is a girl
>looks like a younger, latina version of my ex
>ex is thicc, 36DDs, phat ass
>played a lot of soccer and ran track before she got too thicc
>legs are fucking toned as shit
>anyway
>her half-sister is like 13, 14
>starting to bud tho
>same face as the ex, but obv latina
>tits are beginning to sprout, and fast
>plays volleyball
>ass is phat
>the whole week she was wearing volleyball shorts and spankies around the house and shit
>eyeballing the fuck out of dat ass out of my periphs
>playing a dangerous game buddy
>her dad is a career Navy guy, retired, who works as a defense contractor or some shit, as a civie
>we have a room in their huge ass finished basement
>slamming out my gf, shes riding high
>trying to be quite and its so qt
>but the entire time im thinking of her little sister
>we're all on a couch in the 2nd living room in the basement
>its one of those gigantic U couches
>the whole family is there and we're watching fringe
>im sitting in one corner
>shes laying in another, ass facing me, snuggled up next to her dad
>but a glance to the right and ive got a full view of her tight ass in those spankies
>god fucking damnit not now boner pls
>im a giant, bigger than her dad, who is no pencil neck dweek
>once we get comfortable she's acting all goofy, hanging off me and shit
>we go swimming and im flinging her and her brother around/into the pool
>trying not to focus on her graceful, nubile young body glimmering in the sun, barely covered by a few taught strips of cloth

Not being good in french class parents decide to get one of their french friends teach me once a week. We were sitting next to each other. I masturbated under the table more than a few times whilst learning french that way.

>be me
>14 at the time
>honey fuck
>sister invites friends over
>they're younger than me
>prolly 10 at the time
>waits until they fall asleep
>sneaks into my sisters room
>friend is sleeping on the floor
>moves blanket
>checks to see if they're asleep
>they are
>puts her hand on my dick
>hard as fuck
>move down to her feet
>she's barefoot
>suck her toes
>gives myself a foot job with her feet
>close to cumming
>want to know what a pussy feels like
>she's just wearing underwear
>move them so I can see her pussy
>risk it all
>sticks the tip in
>cum immediately inside her
>pull out
>clean her up the best I can
>fixes everything and walks out of the room

cum in lotion, body wash, and shampoos of various female friends, friends gfs, and coworkers. usually make sure to give it a good shake after. found a few friends dildos, so after giving a good licking i rubbed my dick and precum all over. fapped in some panties but never came in em.

>>724334691
Kek

>>724327928
You're an idiot.

>>724333975
I'm fairly certain most people's bodies don't change races/facial structure and have moles appearing and disappearing. Try harder.