Why aren't you guys just fucking Thai sluts and hookers?

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>>724298370
They're cute, fun, and cheap. What's not to love about them. InB4 STD/STI, I've done it for years, if you're safe and wear a condom you'll be fine.

>>724298370
Because they aren't delivered, pizza's are, so we fuck pizza.

>>724298527
>not getting a mail order bride

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>>724298527
perfect logic, just save up and go during low season. Seriously they are fucking god tier in bed imo, plus there is no commitment.

Why the fuck should I have to pay for something that every other dickhead on the planet gets for free? Fuck that.

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More cute Thai girls to start the thread up.

>>724298733
>plus there is no commitment

And what if that is not a plus?

>>724298837
Because I said sluts as well you illiterate fuck. Must be hard to read I guess.

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>>724298896
Then you talk to them and make it a commitment. Why is that so hard to understand?

Don't know how to order one OP

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>>724299150
You have to go to Thailand first, or at least SEA. It's super cheap but most westerners think it's horrible because of Western philosophy. For some reason people seem to think that pimps that treat the girls like crap are in charge but It's actually a bunch of mama-sans in charge of the girls. It's not looked at the same way here in burgerland.

>>724298630
>>724298733
I've actually been thinking about getting one of those realistic dolls, I'd like one that is basically a smaller asian girl, but I don't have to feed it, which is a nice plus. Marriage is such a strain, traveling over there once a year doesn't seem gainful as I kinda want it there whenever.

>>724299377
How much is it on average? Does it cover whole night or an hour?

>>724298370
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>>724299543
You are 12 and get out my board

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>>724299523
It's mostly haggling, I usually spend about $45 to $55 per girl but I usually go for higher end bar girls. You can get them cheaper if you go for street walkers but they're less save imo. Multiple girls is fun as well, the whole country is cheap as fuck.

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>>724299447
I never though about doing that because I don't like the idea of not having sex with a living being.

>>724299940
Half of the people are dead inside anyway, so much of the time they are only slightly verbal versions of what is better off a coma patient - which did just give me an idea....

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Sikke

because I'm not about to pay a bunch of money to fly over to another country just to have sex...even they're cute.

>>724298733
What's "low season?"

>>724298527
Really? Most escorts or escort agencies are more than happy to do an out call to your house or hotel providing it's in a respectable area/condition

>>724300036
But Thai girls are the exact opposite of dead inside. They are fun as hell both in and out of bed. Thai girls are pretty good for conversation even after sex, all in all they're pretty fun people.

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>>724300227
May to October(ish) is low season.

Low season means there are less tourists and it's overall cheaper to fly, stay, and fuck there.

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>>724300244
Can confirm. Dating a Thai aupair here in the states. She's fun as fuck. cute too.

On left

>>724300052
Holy fuck. It's time to go to Thailand I guess.

>>724300441
Yeah I'm thinking about going sometime in August/September. How much/where do you get your flights?

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>>724300632
If you're on the west coast then about $700-$750 Ameribucks.

>>724299012
I really doubt that all the girls in Thailand are really sluts. Plus, I'm still paying for a ticket, so I kind of am paying to get sex.

>>724300763
East coast, so I'm imagining like $1K total.

Any spots to check out? I was thinking about staying for like 7 days, maybe 9?

>>724300939
By western standards they are sluts. I've never once had an issue getting laid in Thailand whether it be paid or not. As long as you're not super overweight or have a foot growing out your face you should be fine.

>>724301040
Never checked, check for some airlines to see what they have. Make sure to book your flight dates for Thursdays, trust me it's cheaper if you fly on Thursdays.

>>724301143
Sounds okay. I'll look into doing it if I have enough money.

>>724301040
Sorry forgot to say Pattaya or Bangkok. They are fucking god tier for sex.

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More cute Thai girls.

>>724299817
nigga please I can get a good hooker for 21.24$ at my country

>>724302022
I'm always down for cheap whores, please show pics of girls you've been with and what country.

>>724299817
So why don't you post some wins of your encounters

>>724302271
That pic is from my gopro. so I don't know what more you want. In fact a few of these pics in this thread are from that very same gopro.

>>724302217
nigga please that's a secret

>>724302217
either way its a different language than English. I have fucked about 12 prostitutes lol still AIDS FREEE

>>724301257
>>724301322
Thanks. I might look into that sometime during my trip. Mainly just want to take a cheap, exotic vacation where locals love white, American men :P

I wouldn't mind some Asian strange, but I can't do condoms so there's no point in going.

>>724302437
That's what I thought back the fuck up.

>>724302914
Just be safe in your picking Canadian friendo.

>>724300441
Guide me sensei
I would put on a 12inch penis sleeve, rent to cuties and just go ape shit for a weekend.
>I'm afraid to fly, but I have sick fantasies I can only do with strangers

>>724304556

What kind of faggot has to put a penis extender on? Are you a dyke?

>>724298837
Because they are hot and it cost more to fill your car than to fuck the yellow out of one for a night..

What if you can't use condoms?
Are there places to get clean and/or virgin ones?

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>>724304740
Just very afraid to get AIDS.
I work in the medical field. Don't believe the hype that it can be 'controlled' now.
It can be managed, but at the end, you will die an ugly painful death.
>Also, I want to see those Asian cuties squirm and beg for mercy. This 6.6 incher can't do that.

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>>724304556
Then just go to the bar girls, they have to get checked every couple of months so It's incentive for them to stay clean. All bar girls are checked so just go with them. You'll pay more in the end but It's much safer than the alternative. I usually pay $45-$55 per.

>Please ignore the second one from the left, I know she is a monster.

>>724304843
Just wear a condom m8. Also bring your own condoms since Thailand's condoms are tiny as shit. This isn't a big dick joke, Thai condoms are just really tiny.

>>724306196
What's so bad about wanting to destroy their twats while I'm over there?

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>>724306370
I don't know I though you were trying to be weird but at the same time didn't want to get a STD/STI. You can do whatever you want there as long as you talk to the girl about it prior. They're pretty open people sexually.

>>724306196

She's is in the same tier as the one on the far right. I call her, "The Pterodactyl".