W-welcome to Cooking with Alice! The closest you'll g-

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what's on the menu, Alice?

Obligatory bumb

>>724287599
what's on the menu?

>>724287599
Looking cute as usual, Alice!

Kind of a shite waifu, aren't you?

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>>724287746
>>724287672
G-glad you asked, it's b-beef stew for yew~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pdci27WeSI

Alice why am i soo fucking fast holy shit

>>724287599
Alice you draw the faces and painted them yourself?

>>724287599
This is the earliest I've ever been? What to ask....

Have you gotten your hands on a Nintendo Switch, Alice?

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whats cooking hot looking ?

>>724287878
u even kno how fast iam? swisch! back. was in egypt 4 a lil

Hello Alice :)

>>724287929
im2fazt

>>724287599
whats your twich Alice?

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ALICE WHY THE FUCK YOU DON'T USE THE OUTFIT OF PIC RELATED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you weren't that crazy I would go to find you and start dating you.

>>724287997
im fastest

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>>724287956
W-we need to select a tea first dummy!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TtHbsydN13

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Sweet potatoes?

Animu grills and cooking. two of my favorite things put together. Let's do this thing.

I'm here for no particular reason

Don't mind me

Or do, it doesn't matter

-Sweet Roll

>>724288060
HEY IM SUPER FUCKIN FAS, oh hey.. she got a chef book

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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel!

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>>724288060
>If you weren't that crazy I would go to find you and start dating you.
assuming someone gone date you

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>>724287878
I'm not huge on stews, but I'll be sure to take notes anyway!
also peppermint sounds nice right now.

>アメリカ人

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yet i still come to visit

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>>724288050
CeltyPlays. B-but let's focus on the tea for now, l-let me pour you a cup $

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>>724288060

>>724288121
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TtHbsydN13
i poured pepper into my drink, wtf u trynna do bitch nigga? kill me= how bow kys? noi, btw how u seen how fast iam.

>>724288060
>not wanting to date crazy
its a shame she doesn't date

>>724288121
>shaking sooo much

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>>724287599
Hey Alice, why do you do this? I'm not complaining, but you don't seem to benefit from it at all, and I'm sure there's a lot of troll/hate comments.

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>>724288060
I c-can't wear the same outfit every week d-dear.

Now stow your autism and get out your cutting board...it's knife play time!

Here's what you need: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rYk3jnZ54i

>>724288121
That vocal fry makes me want to choke you to death with my dick every single time I hear it

>>724288244

Careful now! Don't want to chip the good wears.

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>>724288244
You seem shaky tonight, Alice. Is Everything okay?

Have you gotten your hands on a Nintendo Switch, Alice?

>>724288352
hey can u roast my sp33d? betchu caunt? swosch

>>724288352
your hair looks messy up top. and thank you for the tea.

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>>724288346
W-why would I need t-to benefit to do something?

>>724288357
B-bring it.

>>724288375
Oh t-they weren't that expensive, dont w-worry.


Now, I've m-made this nice and b-big so even someone without glasses c-can read it. So study is very carefully.

This WILL be on the exam.

>>724288407
zwzh aim fast bro

>>724288407
Doesn't seem to much shakier

>>724288467
False, I took off my glasses and was unable to read it from my chair.

>>724288467
can u make me a milf shake?

im actually looking for this... love a beef stew with beer

>>724288467
Im legally blind without My glasses, and on a phone, can't read it dear.

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>>724288451
It's a w-wig dear, and n-no problem <4

>>724288430
Nope!

>>724288407
J-just same as usual.

>>724288342
Shake s-shake, shake my booty~

>>724288575
That's because I s-stole your retinas, and y-your heart.

>>724288613
No.

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>>724288352
>Now stow your autism and get out your cutting board...it's knife play time!
>Attention whore for years on /b/ seeking attention and even on private chats saying to others that they are autist

You're a fucking joke.

>http://alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

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whats with the beef stew, are we poor now ?
whats next on menu rock soup and leather shoe sandwiches ?
where are the calamari and caviar

>>724288668
I'd pay to see that.. if I had any money

Alice why do you always sound like a fucking robot, I know you don't sound like that irl

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>>724288631
L-lucky you, first w-we need to prepare the veggies to soak up all t-that alcohol!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqKGf0llUt

>>724288467
It has to be hard as shit going back and forth. Why not just do a cooking stream? You could always get a mask that resembles the drawing or even wheat a green mask and use a 3rd software on it while streaming.

>>724288716
oh hush you and enjoy the show.

>>724288668
I'd like the retinas back... the black hole on the other hand you should probably move away from the major population center in which you live.

>>724288786
But now that I think of it you probably so this all before hand.

>>724287599
have you cook WITH the aid of hallucinogens and a mental disorder in the past threads?

Hey Alice, what do you do if you're addicted to pot and alcohol? Got any tips to quit?

>>724287599
f-f-fruitcake

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>>724288716
>>http://alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

....y-you linked the testimonials page, which is 90% people s-saying I helped them and am a g-good person.

Good work.

>>724288723
It isn't l-like I'm rich you know.

>>724288736
You know? H-how?

>>724288786
B-because I'm a woman of /b/

>>724288828
N-no thanks.

>>724288917
What?

>>724288918
S-seek medical attention.

>>724288736
Grim why do you look like a fucking Jihad, I know you aren't deep down

>>724288754
Have you ever smoked pot?

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>>724288716
this guy right here.

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>>724288754
that cutting pls kill me
you shame us all waifu

>>724288352
I don't have beef. I'll use moose instead

So that's a guy pretending to be a girl, right?

>>724287918
>>724287918
>>724287918
>>724287918

RESPOND TO ME YOU SHIT, ILY
>>724288754

>>724288735

You'd pay money to see someone steal someone else's retinas?

-Sweet Roll

>>724288754
Your cutting technique ruined this for me

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Now l-look, you need to simmer your meat. Don't beat it. Just simmer it.

If I catch any of you beating your poor beef, I will beat you!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uS1YMOFbu3

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>>724288965
With Reimu revealing herself to be Alice1, perhaps it's time I discuss a little more on how I feel about Alice2.

First, let's start off with something everyone seems to want: hard evidence of Alice lying. Back in the early days of her threads, Alice claimed regularly to be burned over major portions of her body.
Here's an example of that claim: http://i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
A picture of her wearing bandages: http://i.imgur.com/k210s9i.jpg
And here's a webm she posted recently: http://anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm. There are other photos of her around as well that show a complete lack of burns.

The question is: why? Why create that level of fiction? This can't be justified as a means to help someone. Instead, I think it was a tool for gaining sympathy and admiration. Take her explanation of how she got those burns: by rushing into a burning building to carry someone out. It's heroic! If you read that and believe her, what else can you do but love her for it?

So too with the multitude of other lies she's told: being an Olympic swimmer, using a caffeine IV, building software beyond the capability of anyone else, getting into college at 17, being a published academic, losing people she knew in the tsunami in Japan, having her mother stab her, having a bot that automatically distinguishes writing styles on /b/, etc. etc. All of these are designed for you to admire her, to respect her, to love her.

Let me take a brief aside and say Alice2 is not pure evil or anything of that nature. We spent a lot of time talking. I considered her my friend for the better portion of the last 8 years. When she wasn't lying she was a kind, caring person. I'm not writing this to get you to hate her, I'm writing this because despite all that she is also a manipulative person.

Lemme get more to roast your mentally ill ass.

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>>724287599
>>724288965
Hey an Alice Thread! Whats up babe? You finally toss out that nasty ass pan?

>>724289062
n-no, you baka
>Shake s-shake, shake my booty~

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>>724288716
>alicelied.blogspot.cl/p/testimonials.html

>The previous site was taken down by automoderation because we had pictures of nipples, old comments are reposted here. New comments below.

Please post these

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>>724289009
>>724289079
L-look at all the fucks I give!

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>>724288977
I get lots of compliments for it. Arabian guys are hot I guess.

>>724288965
You sound completely diff on stream

>>724288965
I don't follow b too much aside from the memes and porn so I am lost at the woman of b comment. But that being said you do you. Still pretty cool none the less.

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>>724289106
Discussions with Alice are not a two-way street. Challenge her, and she'll shut you down. There is no back and forth. Now, obviously for regular arguments about dentistry or whatever, who cares? It's the more personal discussions where this behaviour becomes manipulative. Challenge what she does, and she will always justify it, always claim that her path is correct. She'll insult you to believe otherwise, or deflect, saying that you bringing this up was in some way an emotional toll on her, or say some variation on "look at all the things I have done for people, how could you question me?"

This ultimately has the effect of you believing that you are the problem, not her. That she is as great as she claims. That even though you're pretty sure she's lying about something, what can you do but believe it? Eventually you start justifying it, rationalizing it in advance. You're the one whose thoughts are wrong. You're the one who is causing this great person pain. You're the problem. You're the problem.

Today, whenever I read about Alice2, I still get shaky, panicked. I endlessly go over all the old conversations I had with her in my mind, or conversations I could have with her today. I ask myself: how can I, could I, have changed things? How could I have made her talk to me honestly? How could we have a good relationship instead of this? To this day I put it all on myself to find the answers. I'm the problem. I'm the problem.

I don't want anyone reading this to end up like me. It's completely your choice to continue interacting with Alice or not, but please be aware of who she is.

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>>724289087
beating your meat is something healthy
to bad you dont have meat to beat
poor grill

>>724288965
to be fair, the testimonials page is the only page with content in it.

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>>724289106
>>724289173
>Those images

TOP FUCKING KEK, alice BTFO.

>>724288965
>without the aid of hallucinogens or a mental disorder
this would make someone think that these were left out just for this thread and had been part of past cooking threads

>>724289165
Disgusting
They sound more cheerful when streaming imo

>>724289173
>Today, whenever I read about Alice2, I still get shaky, panicked. I endlessly go over all the old conversations I had with her in my mind, or conversations I could have with her today.

Sounds more like this guy has problems than that Alice does

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>>724289041
S-sorry, I'm a girl.

>>724289106
W-wow, you linked Muon's post! One of the very few ones insulting m-me in a sea of people w-who say I helped them!

Good work!

>>724289113
Nope!

>>724289165
I use different equipment on s-stream dear.

>>724289173
Oh, and t-the other one by....Okuu?

Good work?

>>724289170
<4

>>724289275
Y-yes, 1 out of 10 people don't like me. I'm s-so hurt.

>>724289339
>Not checking the imgur links

One job.

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You all need help.

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>>724289173
do you know what time is it ?
well id tell you that time is it
is time to fucking kill your self

first alice thread... someone fill me in?

so uh is this girl going to get naked or what

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M-moving on with the cooking, potatoes....my w-worst enemy.

Don't let them get to you, Anonymous. They can be defeated, just like any other starch.

>>724289149
Your carrots are like twice the size of the celery and mushrooms. You're gonna get mushy celery and undercooked carrots xD

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>>724289437
Y-yes, right after I stir this stew.

If by naked you mean "continue to cook a loving meal for Anonymous".

Which, I mean, how else would you interpret it?

>>724289471
Neither happened!

>>724289405
I did my job when it was first posted. It's like this retard doesn't know what skin grafts are

>>724289441
>hands

I strongly suggest anyone in this thread to get help.
Honestly.

>>724289521

ah well

shame

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>>724289441
d-did y-you peel them ?

>>724289377
>Y-yes, 1 out of 10 people don't like me. I'm s-so hurt.

For a mentally ill girl that lies about cyber rape on Skype, that try to get attention from other people who contact you and then imagie that something happened to you like burns on your body and accidents, yeah you probably got your ass blasted.

The truth is there, having some retards shilling for you doesn't change the fact that you're a mentally ill piece of shit.

>>724289578
Help from Alice? :O

>>724289521
Hey Alice!

How come you don't make desserts?

>>724289106
It's been 6 years and she's now rolling in dosh, why wouldn't she get grafts and shit to fix herself up?

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>>724289528
R-right?

Now look, I am incapable of mashing potatos properly. But you can do it. I believe in you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04wsBUldQqy


>>724289578
W-why would anyone need help because I made a thread cooking beef stew?

Like, seriously, I want to know your reasoning for this. I can literally see CP on page 4, but no, for sure, my thread is the thing that people need help regarding.

HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE IN YEARS

You seem off today Alice

>>724287599
Alice would you like a sweaty fat dick in your mouth?

>>724289635
You certainly seem to have a weird grudge buddy
you wanna talk about it?

>>724289528
Skin grafts are always visible, there is no way to hide them and how I know that? because my sister got her entire leg burned with how water, she has multiple skin grabs all over the place.

Alice doesn't have anything, she didn't suffered any accident, was all a lie.

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>>724289521
im literally dieing inside

>>724289711
>my thread is the thing that people need help regarding.

The one that needs help is yourself.

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>>724289635
*blinks* L-literally you fucked up my back story with every other word, and yet I'm t-the one that is ass blasted and has a mental illness.

>>724289686
T-they aren't meals!

>>724289744
Just a l-little tired <4

>>724289763
Nope!

>>724289801
And d-did she get grafts from a skin gun?

>>724289734
Welcome b-back!

>>724289827
It's p-part of my charm.

>>724289801
who cares? She's entertaining us, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the cooking show

>>724289882
from 1-10 how would you rate your own cooking

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>>724289877
D-don't worry, I'll be f-fine <4

And s-so will you, now that you've had m-my delicious home cooked meal!

Dig in, Anonymous!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mcVmfc7ZQd

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>>724289965
11, b-but you tell me, Anonymous <4

>>724289971
That looks like a pile of shit tbh.

>>724290021
>Anonymous

>>724289521
are you going to thicken that beef juice? I don't like my stew runny

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>>724290021
can you not see my name or


its grim


idk I'd have to taste it

invite when?

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>>724288121
>tfw all you have is shitty walmart branded tea
poor fag here

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>>724290021
Better not have poison in it.

>>724290077
serve on rice and mix.

>>724290021
I'd rather have those spaghettios, if I'm being honest.

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>>724289711
now i know why you're so fond of cheesy pizza
and dont fool me with the "just plain pizza"

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>>724289971
that looks kinda thick for stew. I'm used to stew being kinda... soupy? maybe that's why I don't normally like it.

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>>724287599
Cook someone like this.

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Just here to show my love for this thread! Alice is doing a wonderful job! I'd love to have some of this stew.

Always keep love in your heart, Anonymous!

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>>724290107
4chan d-doesn't have names silly <4

>>724290114
S-sorry to hear that Anonymous <4

>>724290080
Yes?

>>724290130
None y-you aren't immune to <4

>>724290083
Of c-course <4

>>724290077
Yes, it is stew.

>>724290178
I c-can't please anyone t-tonight.

I wanna see Alice's penis.

>>724290021
it's all done? What are we going to now. show us your bedroom, I'm curious about where you sleep

>>724290231
Download the botnet already, Alice

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THE SCALLOPS ARE FUCKING RAW

dis is a trap right?

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>>724290231
>not namesyncing

nice caterpillar eyebrows tho, me gusta

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>>724290240
T-that's it for t-this week <4 I hope you'll j-join me next week at 10PM EST f-for another episode of Cooking with Alice!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UPXPEJemBw

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>>724290231
Hey Alice, I got a feitish for inflicting pain on myself, what should I do?

Pic not related.

>>724290346
Alice is a trap

>>724289711
what happened to the mashed potatoes? did they get mixed in with the stew or is that a side dish?

>>724290231
>Criticizing, With Alice!

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>>724290231
no no no, I'm saying that maybe having it thicker like that would be better. I'm going to have to try yours sometime.

>>724290190
you better not be the Reimu that's supposed to be relaxing on vacation.

>>724289149
Want me to come over and show you my three-finger technique?

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>>724290297
>>724290368
I'm a woman of /b/, and c-certainly not beholden to anyone.

I don't need a name, either. Why do you?

>>724290346
>>724290390
Nope <4

>>724290434
Side dish <4

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>>724290488
I don't methodically shitpost here anymore, that's why

wtf does that mean

"woman of /b/"

sounds slutty

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-.- how am i this late? the thread just started, dint it? or did i get too caught up in my waterless subnautica

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>>724290488
So that I can get more (you)'s from people who have it

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>>724290375
I feel like that image is somewhat related

>>724290589
Just ended like a minute ago.

>>724288244
>>724289971

Alice, do you wear glasses? Your head pokes out a bit and it looks like you do. Girls with glasses are nice...

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>>724290454
T-that's my Reimu <4

>>724290451
Might as w-well be every thread I run.

>>724290587
S-sounds like a personal problem.

>>724290589
You d-did <4

>>724290595
S-sounds like a personal problem <4

>>724290488
I finally caught one of your twitch streams recently. You were playing the octopus dad game. I enjoyed it, you're a very entertaining commentator . You're very funny

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>>724290454
You don't see me hosting any shrines, now do you?

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Alice you should fly me up to USA so i can teach you how to cook
this shit is outrages woman !
you prob cant even make me a decent sandwich

>>724290589
Post loli dragon

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>>724290589
yo Quetz, I have a gif for your collection on my laptop, let me get it up.

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>>724290664
I d-do.

As well, here is my contact information, if anyone needs help with the recipe or psychology in general:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Feel f-free to contact me any time <4

>>724290670
Thank you! I w-will be streaming Salt and Sanctuary tomorrow at 5PM EST!

What made you want to start cooking for /b/? I find it entertaining, but you understand that /b/ is full of sweaty virgin fucks.

>>724290666
Maybe.. At least your (you)'s are consistent enough for me to not actually use it though

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>>724290666

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>>724290589
here it is.
-jil

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I was pretty darn sure Alice had a cunt

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>>724290816
I've b-been doing this for years. Why d-do you think I make simple recipes that even t-the most autistic /b/tard could make?

>>724290852
Okay.

>>724290907
I d-do.

>>724290666
it takes something only you have in you to post here so rigidly

can Alice chan show boobs

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>>724290991
W-we'll see if I last.

>>724290369
>>724290021
>>724289971
Can't you post better pics of your meals, Alice?

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>>724290939
>Why d-do you think I make simple recipes that even t-the most autistic /b/tard could make?
cus your one of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no joking <3
but you cant cook
for shit

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>>724290939
The proof is in the pudding. You don't even have a pudding.

>>724290815
do you charge people to talk to you?

>>724291116
Yes

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>>724291066
S-screw the pictures, I have money!

>>724291079
And y-yet I demonstrate I c-can every week dear.

>>724291116
No.

>>724291101
I d-don't know what that means.

>>724290991
what even
do you think it is hard to post here as much as they do?

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>>724291270
I used t-to post about 8 hours a day; this is pretty easy m-mode really.

>>724290939
I remember once, it was a while ago, can't remember when but you were in a different kitchen and you made noodles from scratch. I was impressed. I'd never seen noodles made from fresh dough

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>>724291210
Apron confirms she cooks meth

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>>724291322
T-that was before I g-got a job in NYC <4

Most people didn't like those more complicated meals, so I tried to do very simple ones instead. I'm working on a cookbook for /b/ as well...

>>724291383
All t-the cash didn't confirm it?

>>724291313
I know it is. The only time I'm away from 4chan is when I am away from an internet connection.

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>>724287599

Your voice makes me contemplate suicide.

I want to fuck you just to listen to your death inducing moans.

>>724291210
Puddings are by definition are puddings. You have no puddings, therefore no puddings. As such you have no proof in puddings, and so the puddings sit there, being puddings. What will you do with said puddings Alice? Can you sort puddings which have no right to exist?

>>724290666
>666
Confirmed devil

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>>724291210
I get it you think your above us because you have money, *spits*

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>>724291436
Sounds l-like you might want t-to try using that time and energy f-for good.

>>724291464
Good t-to hear <4

>>724291475
G-gonna keep on m-moving right p-past this post...

>>724291479
The number of t-the beast is actually 665

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>>724291210
im srsly triggered right now
you fucking used pasta spoon to stir your stew
do you want me to go on.... Alice....

>>724291210
Does someone else take the pictures, or do you?

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>>724291542
It w-was what one might call a "reference".

>>724291562
And y-yet, it tasted delicious <4

>>724291464
I think she is trying to use a manga voice. You should check out her twitch streams. she has a very nice voice

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>>724291475
stop bringing up pudding anon, I don't think I have any in the house. you're making me hungry.

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>>724291661
Depends on t-the picture; some shots need aid, b-but most do not.

>>724291692
It's j-just...oh forget it. Explaining equipment differences is tiring.

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>>724291554
I do. 4Chan is a great resource to help others and also learn.
How much money is that in the picture?

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>>724291665
dont.... taunt me Alice
id destroy you
as the way you didnt destroy them 5 inches carrots

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>>724291464
Scoob

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>>724291789
Around 10K. W-why?

and I wouldn't trust literally any information on this website.

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>>724291464
>>724291738

Yo, make that Manga voice while I fuck you though. I want to see how many times I can bust a nut in your pussy before I blow my brains out on top of you.

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>>724291789
2-3k ish by my esimates, probably much more

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>>724291894
I'd b-be more upset if y-you didn't just actually admit I h-have a vagina.

Is it sad this is what passes for a compliment these days?

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More love!

>>724291738
Holy shit you sound much different without the chain smoker voice thing.

From Robot to Human like, that!

>>724291210
is that your boyfriend holding the money?

>>724291899
Post loli dino

>>724291873
But... you're cooking show is technically information on this site.

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Can u write Hi Mikey! on your marker board? thanks!

>>724291873
No reason :3
That is why it is so important! The whole "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." is 100% true, it's why I come here.

>>724291899
I see more than that but didn't want to count all the bills because some look overlapped/hidden

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>>724291981
T-that's me. I don't have a boyfriend.

W-what?

>>724291961
...m-my voice and vocal cords are d-damaged dear.

>>724292036
And I d-don't trust it. Why d-do you think I never make the same meal twice?

>>724292066
You'd n-need an Alice Marker Board Account f-for that. Available n-now on my patreon.

>>724292110
Are you streaming tonight?

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>>724292248
N-no, tomorrow at 5PM EST. I'm t-too tired right now.

>>724292110
But the twitch sounds much smoother.
Damage vocals or not, there is definitely a higher quality in the streams.
From cancer to candy.

No offense.

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Alice . i want to tell you im judgemental of you because i love you
but when you pick up something to cook for next thread
pls check how is cookd on youtube
<3
>stirring stew with pasta spoon
>dyeing inside
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724292315
What kind of tea do you recommend for throat pain?

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Love love love, l-l-love

Makes the world go round!

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>>724292333
Y-yes, because I use better equipment and I s-set it up more carefully.

I have very little time to record this entire cooking show, you know.

>>724292375
N-no thank you <4

Next time, I will cut the damn potatoes with the pasta spoon, just to piss you off.

>>724292375
she could stir it with a toilet brush, it doesn't change the recipe

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>>724292375
What color are you dyeing inside?

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>>724292458
lemon with honey, for sure.

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>>724292488
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724292503
duh ofc it gone change the taste
it will taste liek shit

Alice have you ever thought about investing your money in the stock market?

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>>724292458
Chai <4 W-with honey.

>>724292483
Why are y-you bottomless?

>>724292503
D-don't engage dear, it w-won't help.

>>724289339
As the author I don't disagree with you.

>>724292558
Haaay, I wanted to say that

>>724292560
Duh. I meant specific herbs

>>724292661
Thanks alice <3

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>>724292661
I-I'm not! You're just looking up my skirt!

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>>724292642
I'm g-gonna do it!

>>724292656
No, I'm all in on bonds.

>>724292677
T-that you, Muon? How w-was my meal?

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>>724292745
M-my pleasure.

>>724292766
It isn't even s-supposed to work like that!

Jeez, is this punishment for bringing up the motorcycle incident?

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>>724292558
all in cancer
your smart ^^

>>724292788
Do you read a lot of books?

If so, what's your favorite book?

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>>724292687
okay, then your best bet for throat pain specifically is vapors. food and drinks won't actually reach vocal chords or the sorest part of your throat, you need steam and water vapor to soothe it best.

>>724292885
Sorry, I know you've gotten a bit upset before when people talk about your streams in your threads, but do you wear anything over your face while you stream, or do you risk it being seen if the camera falls or something?

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>>724292914
From a Buick 8. I r-read it once w-with my best friend, it w-was very good <4

>>724292946
Or, y-you know, a cough drop.

>>724292982
I've g-got a half dozen back up procedures t-to ensure that only goes to those w-with Alice Diamond Accounts.

And when my helmet comes in, it will be a moot point.

>>724287599
You're a goddess

>>724287599
are u crazy or just retard

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>>724293099
N-no, just a copy of one I n-never really knew.

>>724293112
Neither. I'm me, and that's all there is to it.

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>>724292788
you're hopeless
id kidnap you and make you watch cooking shows 24/7

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>>724292885

>>724290107
I see it

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>>724293099
>>724293112
Polarizing, as usual.

>>724292788
Ah, just as good. If you didn't have it in anything I was going to say to put it either in that or some high up stocks like GE that pay a decent long term dividend.

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>>724293183
hello 2B

>>724293172
hello lewdmu(?)

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>>724293183
I've b-been polarizing for my whole life.
When they put m-me in the ground, half the audience will b-be crying, and half will be laughing.

The only question is, which side is my friends and which are my enemies?

>>724293180
no you can't

>>724289087
Would you beat my meat? ;*

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>>724293229
D-dear, I work in the financial industry. I d-don't need stock picks.

>>724293285
No.

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>>724287599

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati

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>>724293183
hey there, friendly face.

>>724293337
You do?? Tell me more!

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>>724293420
Ah? W-what would you like to know?

>>724293453
I wanna know everythinggg
I thought you were some type of engineer

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>>724293542
Y-yes, financial engineer <4 Unlike s-some fancy software engineers I know....

>>724291210
What's moolah got to do with anything? Are you hiring right now?

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No. Stop. Don't.

>>724293575
o-oh.. see I always thought you were a software person or like one of those people who actually goes out and builds things lol

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>>724293542
shes engineer in making dicks get hard ^^

Alice, have you ever had a delicious Bresaola? Or maybe a drunken goat cheese?

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>>724293629
I...do. I am a p-programmer.

>>724293599
Y-yes.

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>>724293686
I'm...asian. I c-can't digest cheeses.

Alice do you want to be a mother in the future ?

>>724293742
shut up nigger

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>>724293742
Fair. Then I ask again, have you had bresaola? Like pic related

>>724287599
YAY! I've been waiting for this, Alice! :)

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>>724293776
*laughs softly* I h-have enough children dear.

In fact, I b-believe a few of them are having a l-laugh at me right now, on their own private board <4

>>724293853
N-no.

Alice, why do you wear gloves?

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>>724293872
A b-bit late, Anonymous.

>>724293882
Louise d-demanded I do so.

>>724293708
>Y-yes.

What are your available positions? How does "Serious Applicants Inquire Within" apply with you, Miss Alice?

>>724293875
I really recommend that. Bresaola is absolutely fantastic. Prosciutto as well.

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>>724293959
D-depends on your skill set.

>>724293973
It looks l-like it would be okay if I d-dipped it in peanut butter...like m-maybe a whole jar....

>>724288467
Excuse me Alice~! S-Sorry if I'm late but how hot are we going for with the beef?

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>>724294073
Y-you need to get it up to an internal temperature of 160 degrees.

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>>724294037
Is there a list of qualifications that you have so that no times is wasted between us?

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>>724294234
Y-yes, I am a semi-professional Alice.

>>724294037
Ehh.. Bresaola(pronounced[breˈzaːola]) isair-dried, saltedbeef(but alsohorse,venisonandpork) that has been aged two or three months until it becomes hard and turns a dark red, almost purple colour. It is made fromtop (inside) round, and is lean and tender, with a sweet, musty smell. I'm not quite sure that it would be good with peanut butter.

>>724294234
-time

Replying to
>D-depends on your skill set.

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>>724294306
S-sure would if I added enough t-that I couldn't taste it.

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I'm heading out. thank you for the cooking lesson, Aneki!

Good night

>>724294394
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the meat?

>>724294290
Is it on your Patreon site or something?

>>724294444
Check'd

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>>724294436
>>724294444
*waves* H-have a good night.

>>724294477
Thank g-god.

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>>724294444
Check

Why do you do this, Alice? What's your angle?

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>>724294510
I d-do it to help Anonymous.

>>724293708
o-oh
w-wait you're hiring!? what uhm, what are you looking for? i can do thingss

>>724294500
What other things do you put peanut butter on?

I should bring back Malice to these threads again...

Reimu want so bad to nut in Alice

is this thread what mental disease looks like

Hi Alice! I don't know much about you but I see your threads every now and then and it always give me a warm comfy feeling

W-well, we've hit image cap. If you wish, y-you can contact me through these methods:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
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Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Feel f-free to contact me any time <4

>>724294165
C-can you stop t-typing l-like t-that.-.

>its c-cringy

>>724295105
N-no.

>>724295254
O-ok.

>>724288965
tits or gtfo

>>724295357
its a g-guy u f-fag

>>724295357
You're a little late faggot