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Do I have a small load /b/? I am worried I can't get a girl

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Do I have a small load /b/? I am worried I can't get a girl pregnant because of my load size
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seems fine, probably even above average
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>>724273718
dude. you have a much bigger load than me and i have 4 kids. you are fine.
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>>724274703
Really? Well then...
>>724274878
Much bigger? Now I wonder what average looks like
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>4 streams
>Small
Stop watching pornhub bukkake
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>>724275255
its weird, i love cumshots but hate bukkake clips on pornhub. 2-3 guys is OK, but those like 10+ guy clips just get gross
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>>724273718
If that's a small load then I have a huge cock. I do not have a huge cock
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>>724273718
You seem stupid. Maybe you shouldn't breed.
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>>724276032
Hey, what happens happens.
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>>724275255
>4 streams
did you stop watching not even halfway through?
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>>724273718
i barely shot my load and only 2 drops come out. but i jerk off 6-10 times a day
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>>724278775
2 drops? Really? Sounds like that would feel awful
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>>724279138
why? i dont have to clean up much, and why should i want to shoot a lot? i hate kids
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>>724273718
How long you do nofap to achieve that?
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>>724279322
True on the cleanup I suppose. And you can always wear condoms/use birth control
>>724279404
I fap like once a day.... so not long
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>>724279578
And you're a liar. These probably aren't your videos. Kys.
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>>724279921
These 4 clips took place in 24 hours. And they are mine.
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To all the newfags here, this video isn't actually op. I've seen it hundreds of times on here and each time I see it everyone thinks that it is actually a video of the guy who posted it (but its not)
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everyone in this thread took the fucking b8. you guys should be ashamed
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>>724281547
how do you know that it isnt OP?
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>>724281752
I literally just said that I've seen it hundreds of times
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>>724282032
Could still be OP though, no?
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>>724282114
no
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>>724282213
why not?
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>>724280530
load 4 is bigger than load 1 for me
teach me fapmaster
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>>724273718
Nice try faggot, this video is even on wikipedia.

It looks like a lot of cum but is actually watery cum.
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>>724283793
its on wikipedia? for real? where?
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>>724283793
I am curious if this is true
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Don't sweat your load size being the reason you can't get a girl pregnant. The fact that you are a loser with a tiny dick that no woman would ever fuck is the reason you won't get anyone pregnant.
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You can impregnate a women with even a small amount of precum.
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>>724283793
soource to this claim
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>>724283793
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>>724283793
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>>724278775
i feel u
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>>724283793
you cant drop a bombshell like that and not source your claim
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>>724273718
That guy is a well known cam whore, there is a whole collection of his legendary loads.its not OP op is a fag
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>>724273718

You're a virgin aren't you?
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>>724279578

how long did you have to save up for that? i can't get half of that. fuck, i would love to drown my girlfriend in that much cum
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>>724283793
>>724288138
CITE YOUR SOURCES PEOPLE
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>>724288355
Fine, you would think people could find their own FAP material, you should post pics of you jerking to his vids as payment
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>>724288834
ONE SOURCE DOWN! Now we just need that wiki link.

Also, where is that thread from? Looks like it 404 so howd you get a screenshot?
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>>724289107
Maybe he turns me on, so the last time he was posting I took a screen shot. I didn't post the part about the wiki, different person
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>>724288834
an app for 4chan? >??><><><>>>>>>>?
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>>724289387
I see. Well I still need the wiki link sooooo
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>>724289402
Yeah, it's called mimi. Does using it make me a fag?
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>>724289677
Why, there is plenty to fap to on his reddit
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>>724290000
Nice quads

I am just super curious if it is true
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Hue
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>>724290047
Omg such a waste of quads. Why couldn't this have been a quads and op cuts his dick off thread or something good at least
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>>724290308
You'll take your quads and like it!
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>>724279578
Holy shit it's the cumshot that never ends
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>>724290537
Oh yeah, talk dirty to me mister
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nobody gives a shit, fucking beta. pornhub has fucked up your head, dick size and load size don't matter unless you can't even get in there
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How do you shoot so far mine just slowly come out and falls straight down
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>>724291137
wait what howd i get into this erotic tale
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>>724291312
You sound jelly
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>>724291312
so jelly
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>>724291539
Well you are in a thread about cum
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>>724290112
no
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>>724293211
Would eat
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>>724273718

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati
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>>724288834
What app is that
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>>724285196
This, even thought this thread is a sham
/thread
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>>724294694
A SHAM I SAY
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>>724294010
Mimi
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cum on my face op
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>>724296020
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>>724281547
What he said
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>>724296368
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>>724296368
oh would you look at that? My panties are wet
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>>724296804
Ikr, so hot
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So which one is the hottest?
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My dick is small but I shoot a huge load so that's weird
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>>724293211
that was hot as fuck would work for it and swallow
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Probably this one
>>724278593
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>>724273718
The average load of semen has enough sperm cells to impregnate every woman on the face of the earth. It's foolproof, really. Now, either you have giant hands or a small cock. Either way it ain't looking good for you. My cock is bigger flacid, and I ain't packin' much.
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>>724297815
Not sure if you looked at his subreddit, but he looks to be on the upper end of average. Or maybe you are just insecure and are just trying to take a jab at him
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>>724298015
Or it's possible that this is an unflattering camera angle and it makes it look like his cock is small. Maybe I don't give a singular fuck what shitheads on the internet think of my cock and I was just trying to make a joke.

I'd like to know inches desuu.
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>>724298208
From what I can tell he is probably about 6
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>>724273718
yeah maybe that's a blessing in disguise. on a side note, you can't get a trap preggo. more specifically you can't get D_gurl pregnant, faggot.

www twitch tv/D_gurl
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>>724273718
I cant only shoot 4-5 :/
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>>724298700
Okay, so that makes me feel better about my cock, I'm packing about a 5 and a half. Not great, but hey, if 6 is high average, that means I'm at least average if nothing else.
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>>724299867
Average size is 5.1". At 5.5 you are doing just fine
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>>724299225
dat ass
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>>724273718
Yes, very small load and very small penis. Now that you've posted this there is zero chance any female would be willing to let you touch them with your inferior penis. Everyone knows now.
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>>724300603
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this is not op fowkin kys u dont deserve to spread
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