20 year old, having first Tinder-date with a 28 year old

>>724273390
just be a normal, reasonable person.

>>724273390
Don't be yourself.

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Nope! But good luck anon. You can do it!

It being her.

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>>724273390
She's 8 years older than you? Abandon ship.

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Just keep calm and be cool

Don't talk about yourself too much

Ask her about herself and make smalltalk

And don't expect a kiss after the first date, let her lead into it

>>724273390
Damn. You should have gone younger not older. Just dont be a faggot

>>724273569
We've been talking for 4 days now, and having really interesting conversations. Quite fun. She seems normal. I'll bring it up tomorrow.

But by your reasoning; why?

first date 20 & 28? bad move

>>724273673
Why do you think so?

Have you showered & shaved? Also, expect her to be 10 kg heavier in real life.

>>724273644
Thanks man. You think I should in any small way try to be more mature, or something?

>>724273780
It's tomorrow night, we're going for drinks at 8. Will keep my short beard, it's on every photo so she knows. Will shower like every day.

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>>724273670
Normal women don't date guys 8 years younger than they are, she's after something and it's not "love". Either your money or she wants to make babies, then take your money. Or she has some horrible character flaw and is hoping to take advantage of your inexperience.
There are a ton of things it could be anon, point is, it's a red flag.

>>724273569
Don't trust this faggot, older girls know what they want and how to get it, make sure she's aware of the age difference, and just go with the flow, if she likes you, you're all set.

>>724273972
Oy vey.. It couldn't hurt to have a date though, right? I don't have money, she has more than me and a good job. If she seems normal it couldn't hurt, right?

>>724274156
You think I should bring it up?

>>724273822
Just be yourself but try to hold back a bit if you are on the weird side

>>724273972
To be fair that's way more rare than a girl his aged being a cheating psychotic piece of shit that "can do no wrong"

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>>724274169
I'm telling you anon, red flag, huge fucking red flag.
When some shit inevitably goes horribly wrong, just remember that you were warned.

>>724274169
The important part is thhat you're gonna be a two very different places in your lives. A date is fine, just don't overcommit to this.

>>724274366
But what is 'some shit', Alice?! I haven't got money, I live in a small room I rent in a house with 3 others.

>>724273390
don't use tinder

>>724274487
True. You think knowing this she probably sees this as something loose?

>>724274551
Too late. Also, it's helped me in the past.

If her femanine penis is bigger than yours that means you have to take it in the pooper.

>>724274594
I think that she doesn't see this as something loose. Or a least, she's ready to commit waaaay faster than you are. She's 28, the biological clock is ticking. She's on a timer, you're not.

>>724274723
Nice spelling

>>724274750
So for some reason she is fine to commit to someone with no finished degree, no money, and 8 years younger?

>>724274217
Nope. Not unless she does. Then make a joke about it or something.

Girls just want a guy that makes them feel comfortable and laugh.

I've seen some mook ass motherfuckers with DIME pieces just because they had a rockstar personality.

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>>724274497
I'm telling you, it could be any number of things, none of which are good. Maybe she has an STD? Maybe she's a psychopath? Maybe she's looking for a young person to take advantage of? Maybe she is really a he? Maybe she wants to sleep with you and claim rape for those valuable victim points?
Again, it's a red flag, like someone who eats lead paint or tortures kittens with a red hot fire poker, I can't say what they'll do if anything, but it's best not to fuck with 'em.

>>724274957
Never heard someone so paranoid about a date before

>>724274866
Maybe her standards are low? It's probably gonna be fine mate.

>>724275097
You don't get to be a wizard without a healthy amount of paranoia.

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>>724273390
>20
Kill yourself and spare yourself years of suffering

>>724275214
I'm keeping that option open, anon. Don't worry.

>>724273670
youre 20, all conversations are interesting to you, to her they are just another convo

>>724273822
DON'T try to look more mature than you are.
You won't succeed and it's not a necessity.
I would say she wants the d considering female usually don't date younger males for their conversation.

>>724273972
>>724274366
>>724274957
spotted the virgin faggot

don't listen to this guy, he's just mad because he can't get his part in society

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>>724275097
No, I'm not paranoid about a date, just with a woman that's ►8◄ years older.
It's not even paranoia, it's experience and common sense. Which is why you're probably fucked.
But I always had to learn the hard way too, best of luck anon.

If she knows that she's eight years older than you, then she knows what she's getting into. Just relax and have fun.

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>>724275471

I'm warning the kid because I've had bad experiences with dating older women and I've known plenty of people who have had even worse experiences.

That aside, it's a biological red flag as well, females don't usually date someone so much younger unless they have an alternative motive.

>>724275868
>trying
Thats where you made a mistake. cut your losses anon

>>724273390
Benefit from my experience.

Ask her before trying to fuck her in the ass.

>>724273390
Offer her the ol' lickaroo. Older women love that.

>>724273390
Bro be careful. This bitch wants you to give her a child. If there's anything to be learned from dating older women is that they are either a: a dirty bitch who loves young D or b: she is on the hunt for an easily manipulated young man to impregnate her and lockdown. Her ovaries would be in overdrive atm , at 28 she knows her time is running out.

However use this to you're advantage, she would be desperate just like you. But for other things. Because men her age are still chasing 18 yo at uni O week. And not interested in a used up bitch.
Guys become more appealing as they get older and women just end up looking like shit.
Tred with caution. but use her up.

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>>724275959
>cut your losses
You're right, I should just deflect like a dumb faggot because I have nothing to say as a counter point.
Seriously though, do you actually have anything worth while to say in response?

>>724276057
I can't for the life of me imagine someone saying that in real life.

>>724276713
Then I have to say you've never lived before. Another tip is to thoroughly crush the benzo before putting it in her drink and stir well, that scum on too of a drink is a deal breaker.

>>724276490
other then kill yourself? not really

Well, glad my thread ended so positively.

Thanks for all the feedback guys! If I get laid, I'll post tomorrow.

>>724273390
Go for it
Also she will act intellectually superior to you so be more prepared for that

I'll use this thread

I'm in my 20's on my way to wizardry, totally inept in any social interaction and tomorrow I have a date with a woman double my age, what do

Tips, laughs at me and death wishes welcome

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