ITT: We post metaphors for Trump's election and presidency.

>>724269187
Are.... Are you retarded?

>>724269187
your mother should have swallowed.

>>724269187
Got a real literary genius here folks.

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>>724269187
Jesus Christ, you fucking fail at making metaphors.
Don't write a story, just make a metaphor you autist.

What a convoluted and confusing analogy for our tremendous president. Sad!

>>724269187
wuw dude that's deep...

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>>724269187
I'll post another:

>Trump's presidency is like going to a whore house.
>You try to find the best looking prostitute to get some awesome pootang.
>All the rooms are occupied.
>So you literally get down to this last old lady. She's Hillary Clinton.
>She has seizures and needs a catheter to pee.
>Then the head guy who runs the whore house says. There's another whore here. It's a mail order bride. Her name is Trumpetta.
>He leads you down some hallways and shows you a really dark room.
>You look into the dark room and see there's a fucking pitbull.
>this dog isn't even female. He has a dick.
>Then the guy says that everyone voted for him, err, I mean. Everybody had sex with him.
>A bunch of people who were pissed off that they lost their jobs admitted they got fucked by a pitbull, because they were tired of Hillary's catheter leaking all over their stomach while they fuck her.
>So you decide to go with the Pitbull, because other people told you they went with him too.
>So you're getting fucked by this pitbull for a few hours.
>Then you realize that you're going to get fucked by this pitbull in a dungeon for 4 years.

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>>724269187
The wall is for laundry porpuses this is a fact
anyway what are you on ?

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>>724269187
You are a metaphor for a faggot.

Jesus that was bad OP

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>>724270312
what I imagine this poster (a FREAK) looking like
(pic related)

>>724269187
One more:

>Trump's presidency is like finding out your mom has cancer after you didn't respond in a "mom will die in her sleep tonight" threads.
>So then you take your mom to the hospital, but you find out she doesn't have insurance because Trump repealed Obamacare.
>Then you ask the hospital to do an emergency tumor removal.
>They say, "Okay, we can do it."
>The assistant nurse says she'll need you to help find a doctor.
>You're surprised
>The nurse takes you out of the hospital and takes you to her car.
>You're desperate, so you go with her.
>She drives you clear across town and stops at a mental institution for children. Yes for children.
>You think to yourself, "The surgeon must volunteer for little kids during the day."
>She leads you through a lot of hallways and you get to a room that has bars on the windows."
>The label on the door reads, "The most mentally deranged children. Beware."
>She leads out this little 8 year old kid who is in shackles and a straight jacket and unties him. She tells you, "this is Dr. Trump."
>You think she's just pretending to please him.
>He acts strange, like makes statements that make no sense and contradicts himself in every sentence. He says, "I took a shit in the corner, but it wasn't me." Then he holds up what you think is a toy gun.
>The nurse takes you both back to the hospital. You wonder when you'll actually meet the surgeon.
>At the hospital, you find out that the surgeon IS the kid.
>then another surgeon comes to you. It's an older women who looks like she knows what she's doing. She says her name is Hillary.
>She tells you she can do the surgery.
>But the little kid shoots her with his gun.
>The kid goes in your mom's room while she's asleep and shoots her for the next 4 years.

Also, you better respond to this post, or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>724270792
I'll post another:

>Trump's presidency is like going into a public restroom.
>There's one bathroom called straight peopled (Trump), and another called everyone else (Hillary).
>You have a medical condition that has your urethra and anus reversed.
>So you shit from your penis and piss from your asshole.
>You forget this for a moment and stand at the urinal.
>Then you start pissing, but it's really shit coming out.
>You have explosive diarrhea that can't be stopped at this point.
>Then you find out that the bathroom is actually co-ed, and 2 of the girls you really liked find out you voted for Trump, errr went into the co-ed bathroom.
>But then you find out, the bathroom is actually a hallway and you're pissing in a drinking fountain.
>But you can't stop squirting shit all over the place.
>Everyone else (other countries) watches in disbelief as to what you just did.
>This goes on for 4 years.

>>724271584
Should I keep going or make another thread?

Looks like this one is being flooded.

>>724269788
Underratedpost.kek

ITT newfags fall for cheap bait and then some fucker spams sfw chicks to keep the thread alive.

>>724269187
>"is like"
that is a simile you dumb nigger

>>724269187
uh... have you ever been to a gas station?

>>724273252
I lol'd.

You MUST have voted for trump.

>>724269187
>metaphors

like flies on SHIT

>>724273014
I'm OP. And I'm not the one posting the pics.

I made this post.
>>724271806

Also, Cenk is predicting impeachment within 6 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr-gL7forGQ

>>724273469
>>724273396
>>724273416
>>724273388
>>724273362
>>724273330
>>724273302
>>724273280
spamming is against the Global Rules here

your only warning

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>>724273543
I told you. I'm not the one posting t hose pics.
>>724273513

>>724273663
In fact, I don't even know why they're posting these pics for.

They're just models, not even nude.

is it to keep my thread bumped?

I don't see them posting any links or anything. I think it's probably just some guy who discovered an image dumper and is using it on his first thread.

>>724273844
They want to ruin the image count.

Spammers need to be reported and banned.

>>724273899
Why are they doing it to my thread?

Is it happening in any other threads?

>>724273959
The same faggot keeps doing it to Trump threads.

>>724273998
It really would be nice if a mod shows up before this asshole spams the image limit.

>>724274089
fuck you spamming prick

>>724273998
Is it to kill Trump threads or help them be bumped?
I'm not sure I get it.

Why not choose some pics that are politically motivated like pro or anti Trump?

>>724274173
because it's a retard doing this
he has no method

>>724274173
Maybe some people just had enough hearing or reading about Trump.

Like, literally all the cable news shows are broadcasting Trump 24/7. Nothing else even gets airtime now. It's kind of getting annoying. So maybe the spammer is trying to fight the cancer that is Trump.

>>724274317
>fighting cancer
>by being cancer

yeah great plan

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>>724269187


Propaganda Alert

SAGE

>>724274317
Hmm...

This spammer is giving me ideas.

I think I'm going to start making posters and fliers that point out how Trump is cancer and how we must stop the cancer.

>>724274470
fuck you prick

>>724274173

we are tired of paid fucking shills and the fake grass rots movement bullshit go back to re d dit

>>724274587
>we

you're part of the problem fuckwad

>Images (limit reached)

Mods where the fuck were you?

>>724274514

HAHAHAHAHA

shills mad you fucked him lol

going to have to work harder for that $18.75 and hour (assuming a 40 hour a week work week)

>>724274761
>>724274645
>>724274587
>>724274514
Which side are you guys on?

>>724274317
by that logic the media is the cancer, not the object that the media is reporting 24/7

>>724274645
part of the solution, kill yourself

>>724274413
faggot

>>724274846
So you admit to being the spammer?

>>724274966

nope but I was temped to spam spiderman then he showed up and I love it

>>724274840
Well...

If you think about this logically. Trump is the leader of the free world and the most powerful nation in the world.

So he is the head of the world.

He is basically the brain controlling a large large body.

If your brain, that directs the rest of your body, is doing things that don't make sense, which is like you have brain cancer, then the media really SHOULDN'T report anything else until the problem is fixed.

We have to cure the brain cancer that is Trump before we can move on to other news.

>>724274773
how is pointing out that you shat up this thread with spam make me a "shill?"

You're fucking retards. That's why Trump got elected. Retards.

>>724275041
that or scat or nakkid gradmas , I figured loli would be right up you Democrats allys

>>724274814
I'm on the side where I can enjoy /b/ without some self-righteous fucktard shitting up the thread.

>>724275114
you guys calling people retards racists etc is what got trump elected, lol to stupid to see it

>>724275162
underage spamming faggot detected

>>724275276
You are a racist. Shut the fuck up.

>>724275251
So you'd support Obama (who I am for). Because back then almost no threads got spammed because of the president.

>>724275251

well /pol/ exists for a reason keep your propaganda there where it belongs

>>724275323
They'd get spammed occasionally, but this is some new faggot buttmad that Trump is going down. And fuck yeah I voted for Obama. And Clinton.

>>724275342
you are not a mod you fucking dipshit
shut the fuck up
you look like an even bigger control freak than Trump when you do shit like this

>>724275342
yea these 24/7 paid anti trump posts and making people support trump out of spite lol

>>724270792
Worth the read.

>>724275301
middle age lol

>>724275511
>paid
who the fuck am I working for? The Election's over.

Jesus you fucking script kiddies are so fucking paranoid about everything.

>>724275552
So why do you post like an 8th grader?
Too much booze/drugs?

>>724275596
share blue (CTR reborn), 51 million dallors in fresh funding to troll against trump

see
>>724274413

So which one of you assholes was spamming jap crap this thread?

Out your fucking selves. And fuck you.

>>724275634

4chan, assuming I'm the only one posting lol

>>724275735
I did see it.

You couldn't have screamed "I'm a cringing faggot" any louder, trust me.

Nobody is being paid to shill these threads you paranoid dipshit fuck.

>>724275051
>is doing things that don't make sense
what do you think he is doing that doesnt make sense though? yes the man may be terrible with words, but every action so far has been justified, he is the only politician who has actual done exactly what he has promised so far.

and to be honest with you comparing the presidency to leader of the world is ridiculously small minded

>>724275807
I hear ya. First I had a gf, we only did it in the missionary position, then I discovered /b/ got caught fapping to loli, and then after about an awkward, slience-filled week she dumped me and now I just fap mostly to traps. Or imagine Eliza is a trap. Diamonds.

>>724275318
no one is scared of being called racist or nazi anymore... you have used it too often and it has lost all meaning>>724275318

>>724276068
It triggers you pretty hard, actually. You trumpalos are blatant racists, and yet you get butthurt and try to back away from it. Why? Aren't they "shitskins?" "Beaners?" "Niggers?"
Go on, say it. "Nigger."
Why do you get so triggered when libs call your shit out hard like I'm doing?

>>724275955
If Eliza was a trap, she'd have a tiny penis.

Trumps presidency is like when you think someone is going to do a good job but they do an amazing job

>>724275836
Pretty sure he's just trolling you. But I could be wrong.

>>724275936
>but every action so far has been justified
um, no, they haven't been. And the Courts have struck down at least one so far


>president isn't the leader of the free world
if that's true, then why are so many countries worried that Trump might do something really fucked up?

>>724276415
this to be honest fam

>>724276419
>wrong
>trolls trolling trolls

pick one

>>724276541
Within the first 30 days of his Presidency, Trump has done an amazing job of showing what an incompetent disorganized administration he has and how he plans on losing it within the next few months.

>>724276558
Oh, well since I have a choice, I'll go with 42!

I win. I win this thread.

>>724275936
Lying literally every second he speaks.

>Saying the murder rate is the highest it's ever been.
>Banning all Muslim countries that he DOESN'T do business in and literally none of them had terrorist from the 9/11 attacks.
>Said he would build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. Now we find out we are paying for it with higher taxes and tarriffs.
>Said he would drain the swamp from money hungry corrupt billionaires. But then fills his cabinet with the worst presidential cabinet in history which is literally the swamp.
>Appoints a woman who doesn't believe in public education as head of education.
>Appoints air headed brain surgeon as head of housing.
>Appoints man who sued the EPA countless times as head of EPA.
>Doesn't believe in fucking climate change. Says it's a scam made by the Chinese. When literally the entire scientific community agrees it's real.
>Keeps a few thousand jobs here, by cutting taxes on that one company. If he just keeps cutting taxes for giant corporations, it's just helping all the money go up to the top 1% even faster.

You literally are proud to have elected the worst president in US history.

>>724276767
>42
I'm surprised there isn't a strain of weed called that.

>>724276791
I'll be proud to watch Trump leave by helicopter the way Nixon did, if he doesn't get full on treason charges..

>>724276693
My favorite part is when the cabinet contradicts itself in the same day. Very reassuring.

>>724276541
>>724276415
Read:
>>724276791

>>724276842
There's got to be. It's hard to match the innovation displayed by pot heads on the subject of pot.

>>724276509
>And the Courts have struck down at least one so far
whatever mate i havnt even got time to explain to you why the travel ban or immigration control is very much needed, you just have to look at Germany to see why, so judges that get the travel ban overruled are faggots who are vitue signalling. you think any of them would take in refugees into their own home? fuck no

>Trump might do something really fucked up?

when the US invaded Iraq was it because they were afraid of the leader of the world? no
MOST of the world is worried about North Korea right now and rightly should be

>>724277060
>why the travel ban or immigration control is very much needed

it isn't
we're more likely to get killed by some white gun nut here in the states tbh

>>724277060
>you just have to look at Germany
the resurgance of white power type neo-nazism is disturbing, fam

>>724277060
>you think any of them would take in refugees into their own home?

trumpalo logic

>>724277060
>MOST of the world is worried about North Korea right now
you and two other basement dwelling basement fags aren't "most of the world"

>>724276791
i didnt elect anyone mate im not murican hahahah
but id be proud to be, because Trump is showing the world that you dont have to cuck yourself out to Islam or Muslims

>>724277323
>im not murican
good we already have enough faggots over here who think like you

>>724277116

that isnt the point, the ideology of Islam declared a holy war on the west, a majority of those countries should be on a travel ban until their religious institutes sort themselves out and actually address the problem

>>724277536
>the ideology of Islam declared a holy war on the west,
Islamophobic logic

>>724277267
you didnt answer it though did you, do you think they would? or are just virtue signalling?

>>724277672
I think you're easily led by right-wing power structures, brah.

>>724277169
which is a direct response to the mass gang rapes, violence and terrorist attacks in Germany, Sweden, France ... come to think of it every country which has taken a proportion of refugees who hold an ideology from the dark ages ( most of which arnt even Syrian, some Somalian ect)

>>724269187
ITT: Libcuck's still crying.

>>724277901
Right, refugees did all that.

You fucking Islamophobes are fucked in the head. It's a genuine mental illness, being that afraid of brown-skinned people.

>>724277960
ITT: you being this big in denial

the dominoes are falling, brah. The Trump administration will thankfully last under a year's time.

>>724277583
>again
>racist
>Islamophobic

we do not care what names you call us anymore, that what you leftys dont get

you have used those words too often they have lost meaning

is it a phobia if it is actually dangerous though?
would you tell a victim of the Paris attacks they were Islamophobic?

Trump's election is like a drama fest that goes on way longer than anywhere else in the world's, except then when it ends the losers don't stop trying to replay it and overturn the results, forever, because the purple team didn't get its way.

Fuck off, 2016. It's over. Consequences time, for good or bad.

>>724277750
>I think you're easily led by right-wing power structures
i didnt ask that
still didnt answer the question

>>724278183
If you don't care, then why do you keep defending yourself?

You do care. You want to be these cool rare pepe dudes and the truth is your just hate-filled useful idiots.

>>724269804
>She has seizures and needs a catheter to pee.
Don't forget the shit-stain on the bottom of her pants-suit!

>>724278033
> Islamophobes = hates brown people
ok
troll right?

>>724273513
>The young cucks are not a joke.
Sure, buddy. They also said Trump would never be elected too.

>>724278285
No I do not think North Korea is a problem. China's got this.
Next dumb reason to waste US military resources? I know. I'll bet you think we should attack Iran.

>>724278033
>Equating a religion with race

You're either slipping or trolling.

>>724269187
>Trump's election was like finally knocking down that fucking birds nest up on your porch
>except the bird was Hillary Clinton and all the crying chirping babies that you stomped on were liberal snowflakes

>>724278387
Does it matter? I'm triggering you pretty bad. You a chickenshit who wants to blame brown people for the world's problems much like the way Hitler blamed the Jews. You and Trump both suffer this delusion.

>>724278033
yo im black and i fucking hate Islam as an ideology, its fucking disgusting

>>724278305
You and Alex are they only one checking Hillary's drawers.

>>724278429

It's hilarious watching you faggots try to get out of owning up to your racism.

I thought they were "sand niggers," anon? Why do you run? Hide?

>>724270792
Lol

>>724269187
>asks for metaphors
>says "is like"
WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
That's a simile you dumb nigger.

>>724278522
yo nobody can tell if you're blacked on the internet and whether you hate islam or not is irrelevant.

Neither you or Trump have the right to ban them from the US.

>>724278649
you voted for trump
who cares if you have a better command of grammar?

>>724278299
haha dude pepe was only cool for as long as you leftys tried to declare it a hate symbol

>>724278574
You have this anon confused with another anon. Or like I said, you're trolling. Never mentioned "sand niggers".

>>724278756
If you disagree with me in any way you might as well be the other anon.

>>724278574
you assume none of these people using nigger or mudskin arnt black themselves faggot
do you assume everyone on this board is a privileged white male?

>>724278810
I replied twice (3 times now), so that's three points. Well done.

>>724278717
you alt righties made pepe a hate symbol not us

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMlq0_8Dc11_ziO3k-sRA3YaRSPBlibEjOlV6CBeTWYQMpTFh3CE95O8sh

>>724278810
You sir are a bigot

>>724278939
> a privileged white male
anyone who follows standard alt-right ideology is and that's a good 60% or more of this thread.

>>724278946
If you agree with this faggot you are a racist. >>724278183

the entire world is a fucking bathroom with no stalls for privacy, and trump is building a stall so no one can ask him for toilet paper to deal with their shit.

Cutting 17 % from NOAA. Guess he doesn't need to know if a hurricane is headed to Mar A Largo.#HeHasntChangedIf

https://twitter.com/HHG56/status/837826724498968576

NOAA budget cut announcement coming on the heels of a deadly tornado outbreak in which NOAA agencies performed admirably. Okay then.

https://twitter.com/toweringCU/status/837827290314772481

>>724278654
they actually do, and Trump actually does, you see.... travel is a luxury ... we do not live in a global superstate yet and want to keep it that way.

the US is a sovereign state, you have no "rights" to freely travel

ANY country can deny travel for any reason they like

Obama did the exact same thing when he took office with Iraq, because guess what... when someone declares war on you you dont roll out a nice carpet for them darlin

>>724278958
I'm actually a moderate liberal who lives and practices diversity, and speaks out against bigotry, so no. Fuck you.

>>724279154
I might agree, but we have a Constitution that prohibits things like banning Muslims.

Sorry, Britbong or whatever faggot country you're from.

>>724278956
what is that unbelievably small image supposed to prove?
that you cant take a joke?

>>724279154
>Obama did the exact same thing when he took office with Iraq,
no he didn't faggot
and parroting debunked talking points does not bolster your credibility.

>>724279301
It proves that some spamming faggot destroyed our capacity to post images in this thread.

>>724279026
nice blanket discrimination there

>>724279181
You can't possible be that daft, or just a troll beyond my recognition. Go look what a bigot is.

If trolling, cheers you do a great job

>>724279401
People of color do not shill for white corporate oppressive policies. You're white. Act like it.

>>724279086
yes i am a racist black lesbian woman who voted for Trump, good job

>>724279026
>60%
>assuming everyone who discusses or supports trump follows an alt-right ideology, which is a matter of your own perspective and not the truth


ok, and blacks and mexicans also support trump, so fuck your argument on whites being the only race in this thread.

>>724279513
To you, a bigot is someone who harshed you out for saying "nigger" once. I know all about this shit, anon. Liberals are the real fascists, everything.

>>724279086
again equating Ideology with race
you do realize anyone can convert to Islam right?

>>724279612
How convenient that you can find maybe one or two white guys to "prove" that you're not going full-on racial profiling.

>>724279239
it wasnt banning Muslims though was it, you know it

>>724279583
10/10 trolling - you let it slip that time though

>>724279612
>anyone can convert to Islam right
and THEN they try to kill you?

>>724279723
yeah I know it
too bad the Court system actually has qualified professionals who disagree with us. "So called" judges, amirite?

>>724279514
>oppressive
oppressive like the Islamic belief system that you are happy with coming into your country?

>>724269187
Boy you sure are pissy that we americans voted for how our country should be run.

>>724279777
How is it trolling to point out that you're mad your side has all the bigots and mine really doesn't?

Why does it bother you? Say it: "nigger." Come on. They're not humans, remember? Only white people are.

>>724279715
you brought up race not me, i was focusing on Islam as an Ideology and its cult like doctrine

> Trumps presidency is like a cartoon

>>724279893
Most Muslims just go about their lives without affecting you.

Your belief system is what's oppressive. You want to strip people of the right to pursue happiness.

>>724280055
Yeah but that isn't a problem. Republicans profiling potential terrorists is.

>>724279239
That is actually a grave misinterpretation of the application of law, specifically when it comes to the Constitution and the relationship between the President and the systems that govern the continuance of the American peoples.

Too be short the U.S. Constitution Only applies to American Citizens, and any Non-Citizens currently residing on American soil.

What governs how the U.S. deals with countries, religions, and people groups outside of U.S. soil is defined by a totally different set of regulations separate from the Constitution.

>>724279904
Hillary: 65,844,610
Trump: 62,979,636

Not everyone agrees with you.

>>724269187
Tump's election and proposed future downfall are like an oscar going to a white movie but literal cucks correct their mistake and give it to a black movie.

>mfw when this really happened

It was such an obvious political metaphor and yet no one seemed to get it.

>>724280122
>the U.S. Constitution Only applies to American Citizen
No it doesn't Limey. It applies to the US Government.

Or whatever faggot country you're from.

>>724279788
did i ever say all? no
but the Ideology itself has called a jihad, a holy war against the west.
meaning is you fellow it seriously you fulfill this

>>724279975
Niggers are not untermenschen, they just thrive under different conditions. They are much better in the wilderness, living like apes and building huts from cowshit.
On the other hand, the white man is the animal of civilization and would die if he had to live like a nigger

>>724280198
LOL YOU REALLY ARE TROLLING

>>724280254
>jihad
>holy war
you clearly don't know what either term means, not shocked by this
>against the west.
bullshit

>>724280324
OK good. I appreciate your honesty, anon. Tell your chickenshit plebs to follow your example.

>>724280073
>Islamic
i didnt say most Muslims did i
i said Islamic, the ones who want sharia law , Shia
you dont even know the Ideology you defend

>>724280332
>not knowing what the US Constitution is
You really are 12.

>>724280429
All Muslims are "Islamic" you befuddled Islamophobe

lel

>>724280254
it's not the ideology. It's a fringe group. But sadly, the best heuristic we have at the moment is that they are muslims.

>>724280141
>muh popular vote
LA and chicago don't have the right to run the entire country by themselves

>>724280499
They're a good chunk of the GDP. You better believe they should have a say.

>>724280073
>mate are you on drugs?>
most Muslims live in Muslim countries and just go about their days being segregated into male/women rooms, whipping women for looking the wrong way and killing gays in the street you regressive fucktard

>>724280434
3/10. Set it up

>>724280588
>whipping women for looking the wrong way and killing gays in the street
but enough about your homo-rape fantasies

>>724280499
Well, change the rules before the fight. Don't cry afterwards that the rules where unfair.

>>724280598
>durr yer trolling

stupid trumpfag/britbong/faggot country citizen

the US Constitution limits the power of the government. Anyone who ever graduated the 8th grade knows this.

God I hope this retardation doesn't become a meme.

Rip thread bump limit reached it was an honor to write with you newfags

>>724280073
Living in a society with muslims affects you deeply. Small example, 50% muslims in your country means 50% less women you could date and marry, possibly more since they breed like rabbits.

>inb4 "you can date muslim girls, my gf is muslim" etc

Y-yeah, shut up faggot cuck.

>>724280744
4 years
learn 2 love it

>>724280645
What are you talking about? We won, the rules were already in place.

>>724280575
>a country is only valuable through its gdp

>>724280730
I fell sorry for the people that are close to you

>>724280335
>>724280489
clearly niether of you have read a Quran, or live anywhere near Muslims

>>724280770
No it doesn't, fuckwad. You are so scared of brown people moving to your fucking country. JUST SAY IT.

>>724280770
how long do you think will it take muslims to be fully assimilated? I guess then it wouldn't be a problem anymore