Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724258402
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724263101
I lurk sometimes. I only post to stalk Sonokawa though.
Don't worry, I know how the culture around here is, even though I'm new.
>>724263205
...who said that?
Cirno, y'all. You can never have her.
Arisu.
>>724263358
Go away. Stupid baka.
Nibutani is the best chuuni
>>724263355
you! now lets go!
Claim
>>724263117
If your inside light is always on, you're literally retarded and shouldnt be driving.
>>724262908
How?
>>724262597
Oh. Even though I don't like Tap, I DO want to see more interaction between her and Satania
>>724263440
*hug*
Claiming best girl
>>724263091
>Louise is a best!
Can't say haven't seen the anime.. What anime is she from even and why is she your waifu?
>>724263013
That feels so bizarre. Lights are there for other drivers to see you..
>>724263038
She should bully Vigne or Gab instead.
Raphiel. Don't assume I'm going to remember it tomorrow though.
>>724263355
I was just trying to be friendly. Do I actually come across as a snob to new people? RIP
>>724263309
Pretty good
>>724263560
Hi love~
>>724263569
SOOOOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOP
>>724263440
>>724263498
Very good choices, you two anons.
>>724263650
I only use Herbal Essences
>>724263568
Ehh.. Fml.
>I haven't seen the anime..
Fix'd. What was I even going to write there..
>Saya
>>724263645
hi i was hoping you would reply!
>>724263528
Thanks I guess
>>724263795
Cool, now can I get a hug back?
>>724263571
Nope, I just assumed you'd want to explain things to me next or show me around, so I felt like saying that's not neccessary.
I took it as friendly.
>>724263434
S-sonokawa, is it you?
>>724263789
And I was hoping to see you soon love~
>>724263732
Does that mean cum?
>claiming Taiga
>>724263091 (Louise)
That sucks, hopefully it's no faulty hardware, just some passing anomaly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-JVrvNHag
>>724263568
Zero no Tsukaima and because she is literally perfect and there's nothing I'd change about her
She's a cutie and she's got a fantastic personality
>>724263972
did a restart and messed with some stuff
Fixed it
>>724263906
how are you doing?
>>724263904
No. I just say hello to new people usually
I hate to admit it, but I like feeling panicked sometimes.
>>724264095
Is Zero no Tsukaima good?
>>724264201
>!???!!?!??!:!??!?!??!?!>>R!LP! RLFLDF<Q:FA
WHAT
>>724264201
i'm going to rape you tonight
>no lube
What music you guys listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JF8lHsxOnE
>>724264267
See >>724264063
>>724264212
...That's a tough question
I really enjoy it
but..
I don't think I can say it's a good anime...
>>724264201
Why?
>>724264100
Fine
I'm eating right now and I'm still a bit sleepy
How about you my love?
>>724264267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkHAPZLx6ok
>>724264366
I feel your pain.
We're all victims of circumstance
....
*hug*
>>724263883
*hugs back*
Probably gonna stop before this escalates
>>724264357
So if it didn't have Louise, you wouldn't even consider rewatching it?
>>724264385
not sure who your love is but im pretty bored sitting at home
>>724264129
Well, hello there.
And what do you do then?
>>724264130
Then who?
I at last came back after a long absence of more than 4 months!!!!
No one remember me though,lol
>>724264467
That's all I needed, thank you.
>>724264366
wish was you
>>724264518
i remember you :o
>>724264412
Pendulum best D&B in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJlQ
I preffer prodigy for EDM though.
>>724263498
This. And while I call them worst girls, that's just because I like the others more, they are still extremely top tier.
>>724263568
Vigne and Gab aren't as fun to toy with though, and I assume Satania is the one that she can bully the most without losing too much of those angelic credits.
Maybe by tomorrow my files will be properly named, that should help.
>>724264201
I like admitting this.
>>724264267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8
>>724264267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-GsLh6dazI
>>724264599
wow I'm glad,how've you been?
>>724264631
>Prodigy
>Fat of the Land
10/10
>>724264430
That's nice of you, although there was no particular reason for me to post Rei looking sad, I just picked a picture at random.
>>724262767
are you sure that's okay?
>>724264512
What exactly do you mean by do?
>>724264631
I don't really listen to The Prodigy. I listen to Pendulum only from Miku
>>724264814
I want Alice lap pillow
>>724264766
dead on the inside
>>724264668
this is my favorite song :o
>>724263904
Are you a girl irl?
>>724264501
It is you silly! you are my love~
Maybe you could try a game or watch something on tv?
>>724264473
No, I'd probably still wanna rewatch it.
There are a few animes that aren't "good" that I'd still wanna rewatch
>>724264518
I've been gone for 6 months so no sorry I don't remember.
>>724264770
Prodigy's latest album is pretty good to. Not new at all but still good.
>>724264862
i read that wrong kek
Today this time the thread is full of guys.Is it thanks to friday night?
here it's already saturday though
>>724264781
Regardless, I felt like doing it when I saw you again.
Can you show me some music you like, Rei?
Koume-chan reporting back
>>724264879
Do you listen to it unironically? :o
>>724263441
This is also true
>>724263010 taiga
Good i wasnt 100% on that
>>724262965 sexmaniac
Shit only brings shit
>>724263013 rory
Have you met mako?
>>724264947
ah im trying but thats no fun alone
>>724265045
nice legs
>>724264814
Sure, why not?
Go ahead.
>>724264862
What after you greet them? J-just leave them alone?
>>724264890
Yes, of course.
>>724265016
yeah, probably
it's morning there right?
>>724265073
of course
it's :ok
>>724264230
>>724264248
Not that kind of panic. I mean the kind of panic when you're rushing to get somewhere or to get things done.
>>724264357
It's a different kind of "excited" feeling.
>>724264651
At least I'm not the only one.
>>724264518
I remember you for sure.
>>724264879
Oh no what happened?
>>724264986
You are the same kind as me?Nice to meet you,policewoman!
>>724265160
>rests my head on your lap and drools
>>724264998
Do I even want to know how you read this
>>724265160
I guess I misunderstood the way you said it.
I dunno, generally ask about their waifu. I'm not sure if that's a waifu or not(?)
>>724264267
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_unV0UPGUY
>>724264651
Same for me. I may not like Raphi and Tap as much as the other three, but I definitely don't HATE them. Kind of like Satania may be my favorite character, but it's not by a long shot or anything.
>>724265260
idk
>>724264986
Invaders must die? Yeah, that's really good too. Still like Fat of the Land the most though.
>>724264651
You definitely should. Show your waifu that you care.
>>724264950
I might have to download and watch it..
>>724265230
Oh, the fuck? That's commonplace; many people get a rush from being pushed into a frenzy of work.
Zzz
>>724265230
Adrenaline is one hell of a drug and calming down alone is worth the suffering you might have to go through.
And yea, if you're able to admit you enjoy this perhaps it'll be easier to find someone who can provide you with some "friendly" panic.
>>724265120
Maybe I should go over and we can snuggle nice and tight~
Do you have a favorite tv show my love?
>>724265200
Yes now it's about 8 o'clock
>>724265230
Thanks!Laula
>>724265343
I read it in a pretty lewd way~
>>724265230
Well that's good then, right?
>>724265444
If you'd like! I've been rewatching it for screencaps
Very slowly
>>724265343
A male waifu I guess, yep you could say so.
And I guess yours is not fromt he wonderland?
>>724265286
There there.
>pets and tries to get the drool back in
Why are you so tired right now?
>>724265522
where do you live?
>>724265260
Nice to meet you too. How has your day been?
>>724265444
Who doesn't?
>>724265346
Oh fuck yes this is the shit. Haven't listened to this in a long time.
>>724265610
Did you read fap pillow?
>>724265630
So it's a husbando and not just something you're posting? Tell me about him then
No. Alice is from Pandora Hearts, they have commonalities
>>724265701
My day has just begun(I woke up at 5 o'clock and now it's 8)
I'll have my breakfast.
>>724265647
I wish I lived in your heart~
I forgot my piiiiics!
>>724265807
Its 12:05 AM for me right now. Have a nice meal!
>>724265630
>shivers
that tickles
and i haven't slept in uh... i think day and a half, idk
>>724265776
y-yes...........
Time to go lie in bed and pretend to be asleep.
Good night everyone
>>724265885
lood
>>724265873
im serious though i live in ct
>>724265037
Again, that's nice of you.
I'm sort of sleepy right now, but sure. How much do you want?
https://youtu.be/M0YDk_mqimQ
>>724263568
Some cars do it automatically. Though its still semi-new cars that dont have them on. People are just selfish and set in their ways.
>>724265934
As much as I wish I had an Alice daki, I cannot afford one at the moment. One day
>and I would not lewd it
>>724265902
>12:05 AM
Is that midnight or noon?
>>724265973
That sounds really stupid when you'll get a warning or a fine if you don't have lights on here.
>>724265464
I'm fully aware that it's commonplace, but I happen to enjoy it, unlike some who might not.
>>724265471
I doubt that'll happen anytime soon though.
>>724265530
*Laura. Oh yeah, I forgot about how the L's and R's worked over there. Shame on me...
>>724265626
For the most part, yes.
>>724265944
bye and may you have good saturday!
>>724265961
Just your deepest interests. I want to know the real you. This is definitely a start. I like this type of music. It puts me into a trance, and is good to listen to when high.
>>724266139
Why are you excited?
>>724265960
I was being serious too my love~ Only 10 hours away from you
>>724265444
One of the reasons to why I didn't do it yet is cuz I'm still getting screenshots from the show and I'm unsure how should I organize the folder. She's the least popular grill among artists so it shouldn't need to be too complex.
>>724265944
good nini 4 u
>>724266011
Just wrap her in plastic and grind like crazy.
>>724266276
aw thats so far maybe one day though
>>724266011
you can make your own for 30 burgers
カラミチーマス
>>724265944
Night
>>724265776
Oh I didn't play that, it's only for consoles, right?
Well as you can see by the filenames I capped most images 4 years ago, and have used them in various places since. He likes teasing people, but is really bad on the receiving end. It's a fun read, there's no 18+ material in it.
>>724265934
I'm pretty sure you said you were going to sleep several times in the last 24 hours. Don't question why I know that.
I won't stop, but what's up with the drool?
>>724266447
Lemme play with your butthole
It might not be that original, but I'm claiming this one.
>>724266092
Midnight
>>724265701
My nigga. That whole album is god tier.
>>724266092
Not enough cops to enforce it here. Though insurance wont cover you if your lights arent on.
>>724266450
or 1h30m by plane~ but I don't like those
I do have a friend on NY but I'm not sure I could stay there
>tfw someone claimed while you were typing
>>724266495
Claimed.
>>724265626
>Zero no Tsukaima
>Zero no Tsukaima F
>Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsu no Kishi
>Zero no Tsukaima: Princess of Rondo
Hnng, so many..
In what order should I watch these?
>>724266572
Well, not here either, but since you can get a fine, everyone has lights on unless they've just forgotten to turn them on. No one decides to leave them off.
>>724266503
I swallowed an iron pill and stood up x.x
i like drooling on things and claiming them.
Are you really female?
>>724266508
No thank you.
>>724266779
You said yes yesterday
>>724266547
Why is 12AM before 1AM?
>>724266580
would you actually come out here? we could work something out
>>724266447
That's not acceptable
>>724266460
How is a burger quantifiable in currency? I need to know
>>724266503
I'm not sure which game you're talking about
>no 18+ material
This is always nice. I don't like when they stick that in there for easy views
>>724266165
Yeah, it's not my usual, but I quite like it, I've also been picking out favorites out of the new In love with a ghost album to listen to.
The real me? You'll be surprised, I'm quite the uninteresting person.
>>724266139
>Japanese
>inability to tell L from R
Yes"ラウラ=ボーデヴィッヒ"is spelled in Japanese "raura bodevihhi" but it's exactly described as "LauraBodewig" so this is my fault
>>724266769
>ZnT
>Futasuki No Kishi (Was I wrong about the title all these years or are you wrong)
>Princess Of Rondo (Worst season way too much fanservice)
> F
Yep! Four whole seasons
>>724266845
30 cowboy peels or 30 confederate hats
>>724267038
Can you convert that into snowballs for me? Or beaver pelts
>>724266853
Not my usual, either, but I dig it. Are there any specifics in music you dislike?
Hey, that's something we both have in common.
Let's be friends.
>>724266826
With enough money and some time I guess I could and if you promise not to murder me ~
>>724266897
It's Futatsuki no Kishi. I just misspelled it.. but so did you too!
>Four whole seasons
And I still have JoJo to watch too... QQ
>>724266809
No I didn't ._.
>>724266845
Those things really are expensive. Do they even make Alice daki anymore?
>>724266769
Its as much people think they're invincible.
>>724267179
Jojo doesn't have Louise though
>>724267275
Yes you did. As long as my fingernails were clipped
>>724267085
40 maple leaves
@rtscow on google
>>724267307
Tfw you will never make sweet passionate love to rory
>>724266853
Really solid album, not as mindblowing as I expected though. I like how 'qwerty enchanted' is jazzy, altho 'I was feeling down' and the other tracks that use the melody from it will take the cake as best tracks.
Specially 'I hope you dont mind', too bad it's so short.
>>724267275
They never did, that I could find. I have to commission one which is costly
>>724267440
Ah, thank you.
That's a bit steep for me sadly
>>724266845
I was talking about Pandora Hearts, I think I never played it because it was for consoles.
The manga the character is from is pretty teasy and you expect it to get lewd very soon, but it never really happens, hmm.
>>724266779
I don't know what those are or what they do...
So you claimed my legs...? Are you going to clean that up?
Yeah I am, and I think you're really odd, so I stalk you. Coincidence?
>>724267358
It has Weedspagon though.
>>724267307
Well "soon" cars are self driving so it doesn't really matter that much.
>>724267474
Wow, someone with equivalent taste!
Nice!
>>724267445
We can pretend
>>724267535
It's not a game. It's a manga/anime
Oh. Is it like an ecchi manga?
>>724267129
aw i promise i probably wont
>>724267603
I-is she orgasming?
>>724267702
Pretty much
>>724267579
I do not know what that is
I'd be OK even if murdered and buried by Haruhi.
>>724267791
Lewd
>>724267503
I bet it's totally worth it though. And that's weird of them not to do it.
Good night Alice~
>>724267535
P-please don't use the word stalk.. you're killing me
>claims your lap for sleeps
Goodnight Aikawa~
>>724267114
You don't have to ask, we already are.
Not anything I do inherently, but I never really bothered with a lot of metal acts, it's an acquired taste.
https://youtu.be/sViqgM-3Qeg
>>724267897
It's not popular enough for them to make them like others
Early night? Sleep well
>>724267802
Speedwagon. Character in JoJo.
>>724267579
I wouldnt put much stock into them to begin with. Maybe a few years after release.
>>724267850
At times, yes.
>>724267987
I see!
I have to say I think Louise is probably better
>>724267647
What was that "aw" for? and I need an actual promise~
>>724268142
>That smirk
He done fugged up
>>724268221
ok i promise!
>>724267827
i would keep your head not bury it!
>>724266263
No particular reason.
>>724266873
It's fine, really. I've been a bit out of it today myself.
>I think some things might become lost in translation, and now I don't know how to feel about it.
>>724267827
That is not okay.
>>724267621
Oh, I thought it was a game...
It's not really ecchi, you never see under anyone's skirt or even his chest. It's just a fun manga that makes you smile and want to read more. Anyways, gotta sleep!
>>724267897
Night night, you better work for me tomorrow.
>"claims" her legs as well after she falls asleep
>>724268357
A black rabbit is cute.
is there anything to need?
I got a Mac I aim that shit at yo back and it put ya chest in the grass
Y'all like my bars?
>>724268357
Fair enough
>>724268333
What is haruhi from?
>>724268333
Promise what? I think I will have to make you sign a document just to make sure~ ok my love?
>>724267949
>metal acts
I suppose you mean the metal ages like metallica and such? I never was a fan of that, as well. Keep it coming with the "chill" music, I quite like it.
In the meantime, I'll post one of my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sil76t2X_DE
Hopefully this can give you a somewhat broad idea of my tastes
>>724268614
Not really kinda shitty
>>724268680
some hentai
Niggas be talkin bout stealin and they bout the killin like they got bodies stacked up to the ceilin like they really villains I'm like boy who is you kiddin? You know ya mommas a Christian yo daddy's a doctor and you go to school every day so you could be a dentist
>>724268680
the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya
>>724268718
i promise i wont kill you!
>>724268850
I cum on your pictures for fun
Maybe 'what' means 'what country'…Haruhi was almost known to everyone of Otaku in Japan so he might know about the tale of Suzumiya Haruhi,at least the name
about overseas and now idk
>>724268901
*hug*
>>724268250
Oh he drops the rifle. He got scurrd.
>>724268901
Good enough for now
What would you do to me instead?
>>724269175
loli waifu or 1000 year old mage ?
nice back air
What's worse, cold tendies or having to wade through drunk people pre-gaming for mardi gras?
>>724269490
uh i dont know what do you want?
>>724269267
ok
>>724269546
loli waifu.
I'm fond of 1000 old loli or "lolibabaa" which means "lolita-elderly".
However Tomoka Minato is my waifu of life and this truth is unchangable!
>>724269707
Drunk people. I can heat up the tendies in the oven
>people
>>724269762
no hug back? :<
>>724269762
A kiss and maybe a walk for some icecream? but I want to know what you want to do too~
>>724269847
*hug back*
>>724270060
i cant do the kiss but we can get ice cream!
>>724268729
I'm guessing jazzy blues? Sounds slick though.
https://youtu.be/zVIOWjEUBSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqM-c5o78wg
>>724270130
Why not? Do you have a favorite flavor?
>>724269455
>That near upskirt
My penis can only get so erect
>
Here
and
Rea are you around?
>>724270709
>
Hama
>>724270709
<
>>724270709
Hamakazetits is good tits.
>>724270812
>
Saya
>>724270836
Yeah
>>724270776
*sip*
Heading out now, see you all later~
>>724270921
Ill be raping louise while your gone
>>724270776
Can I try too?
REAAAAAEAEAEAAAA!
>>724270869
How's you?
>>724269175
I love you and your cute broken English.
>>724270967
Go for it.
>>724270530
becauseeeeeeeeeee
i dont know i like the basics really
>>724270320
That's part of the jist, yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM
Let's just say I'm bendable when it comes to music. Very bendable.
4:25 is just amazing. I feel like I'm walking on sunshine listening to this.
>>724271055
Will the demon answer my summons or yours?
>>724270921
bye louise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fYGOOO56M
>>724270634
>>724271159
And I'm talking about 22 Broad Street, not Alive.
>>724271057
Because?
Basics flavors? list them for me my love~
>>724271170
Demon is a bit mean I think. Dont know. Guess they dont have work today though.
>>724268485
Surely you're messing with me right now. The only thing I really need would be a slight haircut.
>>724271231
because im taken!
just like the vanilla chocolate stawberry or mint chip or something
>>724270456
https://youtu.be/SLVFCsndLyk
>>724270992
>broken
Well…I know…but I wish I could speak "acurate" one!
For what?For my academical use…there accuracy of language is required,right?
In addition,keeping "broken" means that I'm always "outsider" of English users,right?
Well…literally I am outsider and needn't care about such details.
>>724271406
Just one~!
Mint chip? I haven't tried that
What about sightseeing? Anything worth looking at CT?
>>724271205
How do men in these situations not just jump on the girl and go to town?
>>724272118
They faggots