You've recently earnt a massive sum of money. How would

buy a car, buy a house, and buy a college education because i have my priorities straight

Pay off the 300$ I owe capitol one. Buy a nice sedan. Buy a 2 bedroom house in a decent neighborhood furnish it and get all the insurances set up put the rest in the bank while I study investing.

>>724261449
/thread. education and medical debt would be my first priorities, and then investing in proper 401Ks etc to make sure my retirement is solid. Then I'd put some into IRA accounts and bonds that'll mature in 10-15 years because you never know when that money will run out due to irresponsible impulse buys.

Travel world with having threesome every night..

I spent a wast sum on a house a few years back.
Also traveled with my wife a lot.
Renovated a few of my old cars and funded my company a bit.
That's what I did.
Even if it wasn't exactly a massive amount. (how much is massive?)

>>724261246
Buy a harrier jump jet and get it airworthy

>>724261246
two girls at once

>>724261246
I would probably buy some land, build a large underground bunker and put a small cozy house on top of it. Play vidya games till the end of the world.

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>>724261246
House, car, motorcycle, 2 million in escort gift cards. Invest half.

>>724261732
How much did you get? How did you get it?

>>724261646
>Education
>Paying some (((academic))) $150,000 to tell you the people who built the entire world around you are bad and we would be better off without them

No chance of you ever earning $10m tbh

Buy real estate

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>>724261246

two chicks at the same time man.

>>724262131
Not gonna say how much but my grandfather sold his over seas shipping company when he turned 85.
Me, my sister and brother got equal shares.

>>724261810
>>724262235
you forgot for the rest of life.

>>724261246
Make a thread on /b/ stating my uncle who molested me died and offer up a million to whoever get quads first.

>>724262171
>education is worthless
It's obvious why you're on 4chan at 3:26pm (MST) on a Friday. You're not in a position to be judging anybody, are you kiddo?

>>724262235
FUCKING KEK
you got me

>>724261702
You want to be broke in a year , dumb faggot?

>>724261246
Buy bitcoins. And stay in Moscow.

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please help me anon.
via paypal.
I'm stuck man
halp!

i wish i had money... i still live with my mom

invest
and/or just randomly give someone a shitload of money

>>724262655
4chan. the post. even got dubs

>>724262364
Did you forget time zones exist, or are you actually this retarded

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paypal.me/323968

I would buy my mortgage from the bank, and pay off debt. Make some wise investments. Buy a few full-auto firearms, and a ranch. Scratch that, make it two ranches. Spend the rest of my life huntin' and fishin'.

>>724261246
Put aside 1 mill to buy a nice house/land, mic toys and furniture

2 mill for retirement investment

3 mill to pay off my kids universities and start a post secondary education fund for grandkids and future issues of mine. Invested in a mostly conservative way but allowing for the best returns possible

4 million for appropriate investments and a possible business or two

>>724262629
[email protected]

forgot my paypal.
I literally have 0.00 in my bank.
pls make my day.
i believe in you opie

buy a house for dis loser with cox gigablast internet: >>724262655

>>724261246
invest it and live off the proceeds. 10 million would easily earn you 100,000 a year after taxes. life would be so comfortable.

>>724261246
hide it in closet and live peacefully buying only things that are needed

>>724262072
like it

start a famaily

get the fuck out of yo moms house bro
>>724262655

>>724263200
i would literally do this to, not tell a single person. live comfortably but modestly

>>724262797
Did you think that technicality was actually going to help your case here? Thats fucking hilarious.

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>>724263325
i cant i legit have zip in my pay pal

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>>724262797

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.

>>724263407
well post your paypal

>>724263681
paypal.me/323968

>>724261246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWEKMokkUlc
Hire male models as sex slave. No homo.

>>724261246
is it bad when i first saw that i thought it was pokemon cards

>>724263826
vary bad

>>724263681
>>724263681
https://www.paypal.me/kmagz

I'm just gonna piggy back on this because I'm in the same situation as >>724263407

3 mil on a pad in L.A

$400 zip of kush every week for the rest of my life

Brazzers account

Keep 2 mil, donate the rest to 4chan

all these faggots forgetting all the dildos they would buy

>>724261246
Have a custom 1 story house built with about 5 rooms, big garage with a nice workshop for car building/modding. Buy a truck, perhaps a Tundra and a car. Save the rest maybe invest in properties with just some of the money.

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Invade San Marino

>>724264159
yes i wold buy a house and sex toys sooooo meany sex toys and rope and some other things

>>724264237
I forgot to say also pay off my student debt.

>>724264314
nice

>>724262964
Most well thought out post in the entire thread. Kudos anon!

>>724261246
invest all but 100K in gold, bitcoin, and various stocks... take 100k and travel the world.
possibly semi-bribe a broke qt to come with me.

>>724261246
buy cute asian waifu

A bunch of cocaine and hookers

purchase a large amount of children slaves whom i will then use to 3d print more children slaves and so on, until i can coup all of the worlds governments

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>>724261702
Fucking retard, u already sound irresponsible. Enjoy you Aids Charlie Sheen.

>>724261246
get a cheap place, never work again.

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>>724261246
aside from boring things to ensure my well being like >>724261449
probably a bitching house and plastic surgery

>>724261246
Pay off most of my student loans

>>724262297
Youre a faggot, you dont have shit.

>>724264642
lol!

Joking aside with 10M I could do a LOT as finance student on the deans list.

1. Forget ego.
2. Don't tell anyone.
3. 100% into stocks that I choose, buy and sell repeatedly daily up to the minute.
4. Profit like you wouldn't believe.
5. Disappear.
6. Pretend I am poor.
7. Enjoy my life and remember all the fucking assholes that treated me like shit.
8. Nirvana.

>>724261246
One million is wasted immediately on the bucket list. Group fucking with 10/10 escorts, join in stupid poker tournaments. Riding shotgun in second level races. Things like that.

Buy one or two nice condos in up and coming areas.

Put million three to nine each in well managed pension accounts (with people who get into jail if they mismanage).

Use the last million to do what you always wanted to do and get the best teachers to get to the god level skill. Then do this the rest of your life. While hopefully getting paid (extremely well) for doing what like the most.

>>724264894
why would you even remember those people? lol

if you're that spiteful you dont deserve good things.

>>724264982 Live life, you will find evil people.

pay out like 10 grand every month. reinvest the rest on cfds on brent cruide oil