you're on a plane that's about hurtling towards the

Nigger cock.

jet fuel can melt steel beams

By the power of grey skull....

final fucking lee, that took a fucking long ass time!

>>724252038
Nnnnggggggggggggg

>>724252038
I can feel a silent fart passing though my asshole. I bet the denim that is stretched across my butt crack is engraved with the smell of my ass.

>>724252038

falcons blew a 25 point lead

>>724252038
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSAY

>>724252038
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kurwa

>>724252038
Jesus use me

>>724252038
Hitler did something wrong!

>>724252038
Are there any more nuts?

>>724252038
Remember Kevin Krim

Allahu Akabr

>>724252038
Fucking Southwest flights.

>>724252038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYtaEQ_Qfeo

>>724252038
nah, i would not care about my "last words" ... but i would care about beating the shit out of someone next to me ... we are going to die anyway

Jews did this.

>>724253276
i came here to say this...

>>724253276
Unoriginal, unfunny.
Get some new material guys.

>>724252038
Achmed, aim for the South Tower!

I'd end up surviving because the universe isn't kind enough to give me a quick, clean death

>inb4 barrel roll

How about "It's about damned time."

>>724252038
yeeeee haaaaaw! motherfuckers!

>>724252615
Fssssssss

>We must talk on every telephone
>Get eaten off the web
>We must rip out all the epilogues
>From the books that we have read
>And to the face of every criminal
>Strapped firmly to a chair
>We must stare, we must stare, we must stare

Nothing. I would just grab my cock, cum one last time with my travel butt plug up my ass and die satisfied.

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God damn it, Bush..

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>>724257109
>I would just grab my cock, cum one last time with my travel butt plug up my ass and die satisfied.
>my travel butt plug up my ass
>travel butt plug.
>travel.
>butt.
>plug.

>>724252038
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>traps are not gai
> Linkin Park is not that bad

"I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior."

>>724257505
are you an homosexual

>Rush to the front of the plane
>Grab the intercom
>Start confessing to all of the disgusting and sexuall perverse acts and thoughts I've engaged in over the years
>Somebody is bound to survive the crash
>Their sleep is haunted with the screams of the terrified and the admissions of some weirdo in a crisis

>>724252038
Jesus please delete my browser history!

I probably wouldn't say anything. Would definitely be inclined to sexus sexually assault the hottest chick I can find.

>>724257765
I think the guy with a travel butt plug is a homosexual actually.

>>724252038
niggers tongue my anus

I am a lesbian and children is not a cuntry

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launchpad, just put the plane in an upright position!

>>724252038
My dream is for everyone to shut the darn up

I left the stove on, Fuck!

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>>724255837
Surprise feels thread

>>724258024
Loved this cartoon. The remake is complete shit.

>>724252038
"top kek, i guess"

>>724252038
I WANNA FLY THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Biggs is an excellent actor

>>724258197
Thanks to the internet now everytime I see that cartoon all I can think of is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

>>724252804
Yep. I'm pretty sure that's almost everyone's last words on a crashing plane

>>724258581
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40
LOL! Not Right!

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Weeeelllll shieeettt tyrrroone

All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking
It's early morn
The taxi's waiting
He's blowing his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die

well, there goes the rest of my frequent flyer points.

Let's roll

Aim for the Hudson Sully!

Build the Wal-

>>724252038
my ding ding dong is your ding ding

Si Se Puede

Kelly's from Venus

>>724252038
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to unpredicted circumstances, we just need to take a quick stop to refuel here in lovely Pennsylvania. We apologize for the inconvenience.

We are number one

ALLAHU AKBAR

WAT DA FAKK

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>>724252038
No one truly knew me
>fuck

>>724252038
>Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

Hitler did nothing wrong