>*boom boom crash* That's literally all it takes for

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I don't need a weapon. I'm Dangerous Dan McGrew, bare fist fighter extraordinaire.

>>724251806
That man has very skinny legs

>>724251806
Maybe invest in a better door if that's all it takes to get into into your house.

Most break in are to steal not to hurt. If your telling me this man came to specifically hurt me. Then they would be queit about it. If someone wants you dead theyll make it happen i cant be on alert 24/7.

Otherwise they see me turn on the light, so grab my laptop and run out of there

>wasting valuable home invasion energy by kicking door
Break glass near handle put hand through unlock from the inside then rape op

>>724251806
B-but senpai, I do.

There's no reason for me to own a gun as I set up home alone style traps to fuck intruders up

>>724251806
99.9% of burglars arent interested in hurting people. They just want easy cash. Most of them will not even break into a house with people inside, that's why most burglaries happen during the normal work day. Also, it takes ALOT more to kick down a door with a deadbolt lock. Have you ever actually tried? This is the most fragile and easily debunked argument for owning a firearm.
>inb4 eurocuck faggot
I own a gun, but not for home defence.

I keep a hatchet under my bed and a machete by my couch. Can have both ready, in hand in about a second.

>>724254734
What if the guy finds your machete then goes to your room and cuts you

Got a Kriegsmarine in my fireplace, nearest thing to hand

>>724254889
>spends three hours looking for household weapons just to cut a man

As a liberal I want guns to be outlawed and only police may have guns
Also any knive over half inch in length should also be banned

>>724255220
How would people cut food then

>>724255147
Machete by couch no need to search realy is there he could just see it

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>>724255220
Good luck with that

>>724251806
Because my door is not hollow.

>>724255292
>just the same but in small cuts or in a perfect world pre cut food

>>724255220
10 to 1 this guy gets mugged by a nun

>>724255396
That pic Kek
Also why would you have it on your PC
Mods?

But my house is a literal fortified castle senpai, and I own different kind of weapons
I have been burgled once, NEVER AGAIN YOU FUCKING DIRTY GYPSIES

>>724255220
britfag spotted.

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>>724255641
Well it's very probable as everyone can own a firearm anon

>>724255649
Steve is enjoying himself in this picture. Don't you want Steve to be happy? You miserable bastard

>>724255220
SMH,Nobody knows what bait is anymore

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>>724255220
iI see what you are doing there.

>>724255292
>>724255396
>>724255496
Don't feed the troll, or are you the troll, fuck. did I just feed a samefag troll?

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>>724255768
Obese murican spotted

I would encourage someone to do it. Not recommend it as a course of action if they value themselves mind you. I'd use a fucking cheese grater and make an example of em.

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I live in a civilized country, in an apartment, and my door is not made of fucking wood.

>>724255802
No weapon needed, she comes up behind him asks for wallet gives her his pants. Runs home tells wife he got beaten by a group of niggers

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>>724255911
true, but baiting and trolling is now way easier

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>>724255873
>Steve touches boys bum holes

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>>724256088

Actually thinking about getting a big knife and have it close to my bed, already got knuckles but they're only for decoration (eurocuck so no guns)

>>724255956
hue

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Try that on my door and you gonna break your leg or foot..
228 kg (502lb) of solid oak, steel and 7 deadbolts.
Don't you have security doors where you live?
Would never own a house without one.
But I also have a rifle at home since I'm a hunter.

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>>724255929
You're no fun

>>724251806
#BOOM
BOOM
CRASH

BOOM
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CRASH

BOOM
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CRASH

BOOM
BOOM
CRASH#

>>724256181
Buddy you're a poor man, lone man gonna take on the world some day!

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>>724255929
No I am not a troll or samefagg I'm just a simple liberal

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>>724251806

I sleep with my Bo staff. BRING IT.

>>724251806
>have shitty door
>implies not much in house to steal

>have security door
>known to own guns
>become prime group-invasion target

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>>724256088
But Steve is happy

>>724256293
Never bring a stick to a gunfight.

>>724255220
Make sure to stock up on lube in your nogun fag house. That way you can bargain for your and your families lives with your asshole.

>>724256446
Never bring a gun to a grenadefight

>>724256043
....mmmm fair point there maybe she could poke a cross in his back to imitate a fire arm

>>724251806
Because I live in England so I don't have to be in constant fear for my life

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>>724256289

>>724251806
i live in Iceland im ok.

>>724251966
holy shit a red dwarf reference
i applaud you

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>>724256287
>#"YA GOT MUD ON YA' FACE! "

>>724256446

There's a secret passageway up from my basement. You won't even see me coming.. though you might notice a slight smell of Axe Body Spray just before blacking out.

>>724256123
Kek nice work there

>>724251806
god bless america

>>724256550
never bring a grenade to a rocket fight.

>>724256556
Unless you live in the woods I'd be carrying an arsenal of weapons

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>>724256446
this is my BOOM stick!
>how does it feel niggers?

>>724256746
never bring a rocket to a nuclear war.

>>724256698
No, but I bet i can hear your fatass squeezing between and stomping through the hidden passageway before you exit that door.

>>724256746
Allah Akbar

>>724256156
/This
You gotta be a special kind of stupid to have cardboard doors like in "murica" where just a kick opens a door...
We have a security door in our apartment.
Not only does it prevent people from getting in, it also dampens sounds from outside the apartment and is fireproof for up to 40 minutes.

>>724256746
Never bring a rocket to a nuclear weapons fight

>>724256829
Never bring nukes to an asteroid impact.

>>724256156
But because muricans can have guns just a simple 12gauge shot gun with door breach rounds and tot these muzzle will make easy work for any door
>no guns a better society

>>724251806
Dude breaks into my house for the express purpose of hurting/killing me then he's either sneaking in or coming in hard.
He sneaks in, dogs will probably get him first. If he comes in hard, chances are there's no way I'm going to be able to grab a weapon before he's on me and stabbing or has already shot me.

If he's coming in to rob me and he kicks the door down, he's not a particularly smart thief and will probably grab the first thing he sees and then hoof it out the door before I realise what the fuck is going on.

>>724256889
never bring asteroids to a planet collision.

>>724256887
>>724256889
We should kill ourselves, both missed a sick get

>>724256889
never bring an asteroid to a supernova

>>724256958
Never bring planets colliding to a black hole entity

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>>724256835

Not all of us are as.. cherubesque as the public tends to think, good sir.

>>724257040
never bring a black hole to the big bang

>>724257040
never bring a black hole to a universal implosion.

>>724256404
Well he is kinda a nice guy I suppose

>>724251806

I don't own a legal weapon because weapons are illegal here.

Ordinary objects become illegal weapons once used as a weapon.

>>724256446
>Never bring a stick to a gunfight.
>Has never played Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warriors.

>>724257114

Never bring the big bang to a group of idiot Born Agains.

>>724253640
Totally this.
/thread

>>724257205
>Hasn't played any Ninja Gaiden

git gud.

>>724257208
no, just bring a gun.

>>724257208
never bring a group of born again idiots to chuck norris.

>>724257326
Never bring Chuck Norris to Bruce Lee.

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>>724256532
There is a great chance of a family member accidentally shooting another family member as the stats show
There is no need for a gun

With my fists because I'm not a gun owning coward.

>>724257378
never bring bruce lee too a heart attack

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>>724256982
.. fuck.

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>>724257382

can't shoot a family member accidentally if you're living sad and alone

>>724251806
>amerifags trying to show the world how free their country is by having absolutely no firearm laws

A robber can buy a gun just as easily as you can. I sleep better at night knowing that a burglar can't buy a gun as easily as I can buy bread and shoot me from the adjacent roof.
For home defense I use a bow, as it is legal in my country. Also if a random thief tries to kill me with it, he will most likely miss as it takes quite a lot of training to use one effectively.

>>724251806
well I'm in the UK...I"m american so I can just kick someones ass if need be...

my stairway up to my family is a bottle neck. and no one is just kicking in a door over here...Idk if you know how doors are here but they aren't cheap pieces of shit like the US.

Seriously breaking into someones house here with force is no do-able, but if you do I guess the laws say you can't hurt them.....but you know like fuck that. I"m american so I'll probably kill em with my wifes hockey stick.

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>>724257541
its worked great for me so far

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>>724257519
Wish I had my pc for reaction gifs

>>724256156
How much does a door like that cost?

>>724257577
don't bring arrows when bullets are flying.

>>724257577
/thread

>>724257577
>Implying criminals wouldnt just get a gun from an illegal source

This is why Europe is under sharia's law right now. Fuckwits think criminals follow the same rules they do.

>>724257592
>I'm american so I'm instantly good at combat
Jesus, you're a fucking living stereotype

>>724257382
picture is you irl

>>724257541
True
But then the threat is greater you could use your gun in a drunken or drug fueled rage and kill inocent people or turn the gun on yourself in despair

>>724257577
>Hasn't heard of a thing called a Black Market

How's that bow working out for you?

>>724257636
1500 dollars for the door and 300 something for the installation with reinforced door frame bolted into place.
10 years free lock service.

>>724257736

no what makes me good at combat is being prior military police and fucking people up as a job. Not to mention the people you have to subdue are normally trained to kill you first.

>>724257790
Do you know how difficult it is to get a gun over here? Deep web is basically the only way to do it.

>>724257801
>Spent $1500 on a door with extra locks
>Forgot about the door that goes to the backyard

kek

>>724257715
I am more than aware of this, but illegal sources are not located at each corner and the guns they sell are probably expensive as fuck and basically out of reach of your average thief.

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>>724257745
>pro tip
I'm not actually a liberal I like guns and I hopfully have done enough to derail this stupid thread

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>>724257541

>>724257829
Why didn't you mention that instead of just saying "I"m american so I can just kick someones ass if need be..."

>>724257790
alright please direct me to my nearest black market dealer. oh wait the point of the black market is to be secretive and hard to find so the cops don't find them, not everyone who is a criminal has access to the black market, most of them are just desperate.

>>724257962
I'm just here for teh keks

>>724257999

becuase English are pretty much pussies anyway.

gunfags are the easiest fags to troll and make butthurt

>>724254599
>>724256371
Both true.

Used to be mixed up in some very, very bad shit and I didn't go into places to hurt fuckers, just take their stuff. I had a gun but that was for self-protection.

When I got mixed up in very, very, very bad stuff we'd go into houses we knew had large stocks of guns specifically to steal said guns. Used to be worth big money on the street, especially for small caliber handguns.

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>>724251806
i would like to see the nigger who dares to enter this house

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>>724258073

>>724257922
Nope, only have one door. Like most houses here.

>>724257639
>don't bring arrows when bullets are flying.

>>724251806 he's not even kicking the right area of the door. 2/10 for effort.

>>724258157
Yeah their thick as fuck

>>724258157
same with feminists and liberals. quite pathetic how easily offended people can get these days, which is why it's hilarious.

>>724251806
Cause I could be the one thrown in jail if I actually had to shoot him

666 get

>fight with ex
>lied to cops, said he didn't hurt me
>went to jail
>got assault charges
>can't own weapons
>ex literally kicked in front door two months later
>glad I wasn't there
>tfw you CAN'T have a weapon to protect yourself

>>724251806

Because all entries to my home are backed by claymores.

>>724251806 I don't own a weapon because of nigger Obama.

>>724258222
>house catches fire
>front door is blocked
Wat do?

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>>724251806

*BOOM BOOM CRASH*

>>724258390
>use fire extinguisher

>>724258487
>couldn't afford fire extinguisher after wasting all the money on a fucking door.

>>724258390
Use a window? And why would my front door be blocked? Never in my 22 years since I bought this house has the door ever been blocked..

>>724255220 major b8 m8. kill yourself with a left-approved spoon.

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BEEBATENBATENB'OBABATTENBOSKIDILYIDLYBOPENB'OBOPOPOPENB'OBOOOOBOBOBOBOBOPENB'

I CAST POWERSHRIEK

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>>724258664
I already said it was mere bait anon
>got y'all good

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>>724251806
>boom boom crash

That's literally all it takes for this rock to break into your planet and threaten your family while you're sleeping tonight. Why don't you own a laser-guided anti-meteor weapon? How are you going to defend yourself from this rock?

>>724251806
Room is upstairs, I have motion sensors that trigger my alarm as well as outside motion sensors that trigger lights.

Have an AK under the bed, my double barrel on the wall and my glock in the night stand.

pls come rob me

I have a compact crossbow I keep mounted above my bed with a tactical flashlight on a hook within reach as well.

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>>724258625
>And why would my front door be blocked?
By the fire.

Yeah I have 6 Mastiffs, your move robber.

>>724258853
POWERSHRIEK

>>724258883
Darel I hope negan fucks you up

>>724258918
If that happens I do as I said earlier. Use a window.

>>724258923
I have the best hickory smoked bacon that makes your Mastiffs turn against you.

>>724258883
Medieval brutality is best brutality

>>724259182
So you're ground floor?

>>724258883
>Crossbows are awesome
>Can't own one because some shithead just outside of town went to his highschool with one and opened fire into a crowd of people
>Deus does not vult

>>724259370
They are awesome, .. until you miss.

>>724259274
My house is two floors. Bottom floor has barred windows (decorative security bars that open with latches from the inside) and the second floor normal windows.

>>724259526
That's why you go for a bow, as you don't break your back trying to reload.

>>724259680
Yeah but bows take a lot of effort and training. As long as you don't use them against Christians, the Pope is okay with you using crossbows.

>>724259701
I can get out on the bottom floor in about 10 seconds.. Two latches doesn't take much time to open.

>>724259759
kek. understood that reference of history