Sup /b/ros wat do? >Girlfriend goes to school >Walking

>>724244497
stalepasta/10

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>>724244497
Fuck your weak ass pasta

>>724244497
>I'm thinking about calling the police....
Call them!
This is a criminal, physical assault, people could lose their eyesight or get seriously harmed.

>>724244497
ya hoe ass bitch got blacked cracker!

Looks like she was just bored of you bruh

>>724244592
get this nigger shit the fuck outta here you faggot

>>724244497
Pussy running to the police over a paintball gun

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>>724244497
>Hit her in the throat
>didnt get hit in the throat
mfw

>>724244497
just rape her dude

Go the police!! you fagott why are you losing time writing here!

Those aren't paintball welts. They're hickies.

Police cunt?

Get a couple mates and ambush the cunts with blades and bats.

And ofc stream it faggot.

>>724244497
Those are hickies, I would no as an attractive male, because I loved giving them, especially on the top of your tits

It looks like the hickie my girlfriend gave me that time she got way too excited

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>>724244672 (You)

>>724244497
paintball could have killed her? Like hit her in the eye maybe...

>>724244581
I'm thinking about calling them, I'm about to go down to the pd right now
>>724244592
wdym?
>>724244600
????
>>724244636
I'm not black??
>>724244637
Stfu that shot to the neck could have killed her dude
>>724244665
no what the fuck??
>>724244672
I'm about to bro
>>724244751
>>724244775
Not hickies, I asked her to tell me if they were and she said no. Why would she lie? :)
>>724244753
Calling police rn

>>724244949
>Calling police rn
record conversation for our listening pleasure, reply with vocaroo

>>724244497
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP you are so dumb ....lost my keks now.

This is not paintball mark. Look in the mirror you have a big pair of horns now !!! hahahahahahahahaha

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>>724244949

>>724244949
I used to make my girlfriend or friends with whatever the fuck benefits purple on the top of her tits and sides of her neck, I killed her. Then at work and school teachers and people would ask like wtf happened? and they would guess, it was me !

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>>724244497
So you beat her

Paint ball gun? Those are nigger hickeys. She's playing you buddy.

>>724244497
>>724244497
>>724244497
>>724244497
OP and everyone replying is a faggot. 1 second in google to pull this shit up.

https://wherekanikab.wordpress.com/2015/03/03/hickey-problems/

At least try OP. FFS.

>>724245262
Pretty sure everyone here right clicked the image, just something to do really.

>>724244497
Not this shit again

>>724245101
muhdick.png

>>724244546
/thread

>>724244497
OP listen, i play paintball and i know what it looks like when you get shot without protection. This is not a paintball (nor airsoft) mark. She probably is cheating on you and those look like hickeys. paintbal ? really ? how many times did they shot her ? 6 times on the same spot ? you're being played with

My old girlfriend had one of the HOTTEST pooping habits ever. This girl weighed 450 pounds and was morbidly obese. I'm surprised she hadn't died from it yet. She was only 17. One the first times we hung out, a few of my friends and I went over to hers to keep her company since her parents were out of town. She wanted someone to play PS4 with her so we were happy to oblige. Around 20 minutes into a game of Titanfall, she goes "i'll be right back, i gotta take a crap." and walks off. I had to conceal my throbbing erection as I watched her wobble down the hall, having to strafe to fit. I noticed she grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next aroused me beyond all reason. From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows her a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still echoes with me to this day: "She takes a bucket to the bathroom with her because the smell always makes her puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of her fat have been decaying for months because she can't clean herself. As soon as she drops her pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and she begins throwing up." Anyway, I've never been as turned on since then and your girlfriend's neck reminds me of mine's sinful valleys.

>>724244949
Then you might want to check this out
http://lethow.com/home-remedies/get-rid-of-hickeys-fast/

Dude go to the police. My niece got shot with by some little punk with an air rifle a couple weeks ago. The police showed up and and and threatened the dad who let his little punk kid have an air rifle. You need to police report your girlfriend was sexually assaulted by black men. And also tell them

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>>724244949
>why would she lie?
ofc she wouldn't

>>724244775
Leave my tits alone faggot

>>724244497
Looks like she got blacked instead of paintballed

>>724244949
Can I fuck your GF too or at least upload her pics for us

>>724244564
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>724244655
I'm pretty sure they got the throat ifyouknowwhatimean

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>>724246845
What kind of dog is this

>>724246900
schnauzer

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>>724246900
the humping kind.

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>>724247207
Fuck yeah, moar

>>724245353
This

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>>724245262

I said "Pic related" fuckface, I didn't say it was her.

>>724244497
just incase OP is retarded.
OP has been cucked, hard.

>>724248678
Fuck off, needle dick. You're a troll who posts this shit every other day. Nobody cares. Go outside and play a game of head-on bus chasing.

Low quality b8

>>724249994

1. I have an 8x6" cock
2. I am not a troll and I have never posted this before today
3. NO U

>>724249873
>Paintball shot
>no spray, no paint whatsoever
So she took time to clean herself, change outfit before crying ? Enjoy gettin cucked boi.

>>724244497
>hickies
>"paint ball bruises"

Oh my...

>>724250464

She wouldn't cheat on me why the fuck do you retards keep saying that.

It was a FUCKING PAINTBALL GUN

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>>724250777
Go play a round of paintball this weekend. Observe the results. Paintball welts are kind of round.
/thread

Kek those are hickies my dude

>>724251330

Only at point blank range retard. These guys were like 50 yards away.

She could've died.

shitty pasta kill yourself faggot

>>724244497
b8

>>724246629
kek

>>724244497
Those are hickies. Your bitch is cheatin with either one over zealous guy to a group.

>OP posts faggot stale pasta. >Newfags reply and bump the thread over and over.
>Many such cases!

>>724252389
cause it's funny to keep shit posts alive.

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>>724244497
Weak dude

>>724244497
>hit her in the throat
>thankful she didn't get hit in the throat
At least try

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>>724252606
Fortykeks

>>724244497
Where have I seen this thread? Oh 1 week ago. Learn to copy pasta without evidence op fag.