Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724219299
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724237166
nice hair
best girls
カラミチーマス
Still here.
>>724237014 (taiga)
That's how I am when it come to talking with people, except it never gets good.
>>724237041
*your rude
>>724237274
I too am disappointed by your lack of commitment.
No, just College Misaki
>>724237462
What lack of commitment, d-cup?
>>724237462
wrong you don't own the rude, you're is right
>>724237395
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>724237419
wish u
>>724237462
still kike
no you
Don't bother with those scrawny waifus.
Get yourself a Big Girl.
signing in
>>724237606
Multi track heretic.
Your commitment to a fun joke.
>>724237637
but your wrong :o
>>724237672
Can't we share?
>claiming Taiga
>>724237462
Well, at least you don't die from lack of talking to people, I guess that's gotta count for something.
>>724237984
>multitrack heretic
But I'm not
>>724238059
You can always eat your feet!
>>724237984
i don't share with kikes
>>724237934
hello:
Winter is depressing, I don't care care if 4chan's post quality drops I just want Winter to end.
So I pierced my kittens ears. He clawed the fuck out of me so I cried but I think he will be fine. He looks cute c: the bleeding finally stopped. I think he likes them
>>724238255
winter is over in arizona :o
>>724238059 Not
>>724238135 Big
>>724238255 Enough
Try again
>>724238293
lol
>>724238217
Hi :o
>>724238108
>switched waifu
>posted some bimbo just yesterday
Sure, MTH, sure.
>>724238217
It's okay, you can have it.
>>724238255
Lo and behold! For the meteorological spring started two days ago.
>>724238327
At least you admit it's an animal thing.
Good morning all
>>724238579
Gello shiro
>>724238440
Wedding dresses cute
>>724238440
is this foreshadowing something with bradley-kun? :o
>>724238390
zozzle
>>724238579
i can have shiro? thanks
>>724238440
that's a really weird pic
>>724238716
go fuck oreo -_-
>>724238309
I envy you.
>>724238579
Still not Summer.
>>724238682
Heetings zali!
>>724238755
Git. The fuck. Out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724238579
>switched
Never switched. I was meming with stocking
>bimbo
Katsuragi is not a bimbo you savage!
>>724238579
Hallo pantsu ö
>>724238293
You pierced your cat's ear?
I'd put on some antiseptic or antibiotics.
>>724238682
They are :o
>>724238716
Maaaybe~
>>724238755
You're a really weird pic :<
Just kidding cutie.
>>724238755
I just fed him uwu
>>724238788
if you can get used to the 120 summers and 70 winters then it's a pretty nice place
I much prefer the heat though
>>724238894
oreo doesn't need a doctor, he just needs my love :(
>>724238863
you said i could have it -_-
>>724238894
tildes give me cancer -_-
don't call me that here ya dingi
>>724238989
now fuck him uwu
>>724238872
>Katsuragi
Hoh? You were claiming a boat?...
>>724238894
It helps that its also yui who is a cute
>>724238863
Hows it going
>>724238788
Summer is hot though.
Let's stick with winter.
>>724238872
>twas all a hoax
>i was only just pretending
>maymay
You think this is a motherfucking game?
Are waifus just a meme for you?
You wanna get stabbed?
>>724238894
Grüß Gott! Alles fit?
>>724239022
>it
kys
>>724239071
>I was meming with stocking
Don't quote like CNN loli bote
I didn't even use the word claim
>>724239179
My waifu never changed. How was it a game?
>>724239179
kikes are so mean :(
Claiming best girl
>>724239293
finnish nigger :o
>>724238989
You don't want an infection, just put on some hydrogen peroxide every morning and night and rub on some antibiotics.
>>724239022
You gave me cancer.
I'll call you what I want to.
>>724239083
Of course.
Tali looks nice in a dress too
>>724239179
Ja. Und du?
>>724239071
Yea, he's a heretic who claims around.
Bad guy, wouldn't trust.
>>724239083
Pretty good, how about you?
>>724239231
>I was only fucking around, I never married them
Weak... just weak...
>>724239279
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're pretty okay.
>>724239231
Alice confirmed boat heretic.
>>724239179
Summer is>winter but fall is >all
>>724239368
Wedding dresses make ever normal girl cute
>>724239382
Replaying GTA 5
>>724239368
i didn't mean to give you cancer :(
fine :<
>>724239382
i'm being hard on you uwu
>>724238327
Holsts?
>>724239368
*und selbst
Läuft bei mir, aber ich müsste auch grad mal weg, kochen.
>>724239468
Last GTA I played was good old San Andreas. I'm afraid my toaster can't handle more.
>>724239518
It's okay, I know you love me :3
>>724239382
Don't make me expose our chat logs little nazi!
>>724239411
Nah
>>724239690
First you lewd Alice, then start posting a boat. Despicable. :^)
>>724239585
Bests.
>>724239690
You got nothing on me, blackmailing alice, my consciousness is clean.
>>724239670
i hate you
>>724239368
it's just a pasta, robbie :(
>>724239022
no can do, cutie :)
>>724239898
you're gay
>>724239947
Oh. Okay.
>>724240076
Only for you :o
>>724239670
>all you had to do was catch the train
did you not play 5? It was GOAT.
>>724239820
Good moanster waifu
>>724239670
Und selbst? It isn't "und du" for "and you?"
I'm sorry, you found something I didn't understand and something translate couldn't help me understand.
I got "Runs with me, rather I must also... cooking." What is grad mal weg?
>>724240076
oh :o
Ok. Nevermind. It seemed like something you would do though. :o
Claim
>>724239293
Woke up just now?
>>724240129
not ok
>>724240076
-_-
>>724240392
old man
>>724240175
Best* monster waifu
Android isn't my brather? Are yew keeding mee? Wheen waas the laast taaim you saw a pleyur wit sach an abeelitee and teamwerk wit sheek? Android puts thegaem in anadur levull, and wee wiil be blesd if wee evur see a playurr wit his skil and pashin far thegaem evur agaenn. I THINK mang0 braeks rakkerds. I braek rakkerds. Android braeks the reuls. Yew can keep yor relateevs. I prefurr the brather.
>>724240412
Again, yeah.
>>724240440
-_-
>>724240455
I cant say that but definitely top tier.
>>724240755
As if. Who's better? Mia? Pifft.
>>724240342
'und du' would apply if I asked a question using the word 'du', but I said 'dir', so 'und dir' would be okay. After all you're mirroring my question, so the structure stays the same.
'selbst' works as well, in both cases even.
>grad mal weg
Sorry, very informal language.
Would 'ich müsste gerade einmal weg' be easier for you? Or really formal 'Ich empfehle mich'.
>>724240704
Ok :o
>>724239518
Its ok. :)
Ok :<
>>724240129
I'm glad then :)
>>724240342
I would never abuse oreo :(
>>724240392
get on discord -_-
>>724240440
cutie
>>724240520
I theenk that waifus are stewpid
>>724240843
Not ok o:
>>724240902
Ok -_-
>>724240704
:o
>>724240843
good :)
not ok :<
>>724240902
go tell oreo that uwu
>>724240902
>I'm glad then
>not really.jpg
Okay.
>>724240956
.o.
>>724240831
Zombina ftw personally but i like rachnera's personality
>>724240922
I theenk that jayson ees a vary good plaiyer
>>724240972
learn to read -_-
>>724240944
lets play block block
>>724240956
oreo is a cutie uwu
>>724241065
-_-
>>724240455
2nd*
>>724241130
I'm a fool, but a happy one at that!
>>724241130
Ok
>>724241155
:o
>>724241296
-_-
>>724240599
Hopefully you're feeling less sleepy. Or not.
>>724241081
wat.
She's got like, 3 paragraphs to her character.
...Maybe slightly more, but you get the point
>>724241179
Lala is pretty high up, but certainly not top..
>>724241362
>not counting the paragraphs she got in hentai
Nigger please...
>>724240836
Ah I see. Thanks for the explanation.
:o
I'm stupid.
Thank you for spelling it out for me.
I still don't quite know what you are saying but that's mostly because of me not knowing one of the verbs you are using. Google Translate is garbage.
:( sorry for being a stupid foreigner
>>724240902
But I'd see you trying to give a kitten some earpiercings. :(
>>724240944
Ok :o
>>724240956
Ok :<
>>724241443
not ok :<
>>724241362
>implying character development in a show matters as far as personal opinions
>>724241508
:< ok
I need to stop being such a germaboo
>>724241443
It's okay, you're my favorite gaijin. At least you're trying to integrate.
What word is it that you don't understand?
>>724241340
Yeah, I don't feel like sleeping for a while at least.
WEEBS
>>724241715
not ok :<
it could be worse you could be a weaboo:
>>724241337
:o
>>724241443
Not ok o:
>>724241615
Of course it does. Otherwise you wind up picking the female quarian who has the prettiest color scheme rather than the obvious best one.
>>724241428
Can't say i'm up on the porn lore. You got me there.
>>724241956
>implying again that i only picked her for the color and thats not just a nice bonus.
Tali>all other mass effect girls objectively
>>724241948
-_-
>>724242020
The same way your taste is objectively shit?
>>724242138
>mad
>at objectivity
Wew
>>724242020
You seem to have missed my point entirely. I'm saying character is an obvious factor in determining "best girl". Otherwise you're just picking whatever you think is cutest, and that's the road to heresy and boats.
>>724242171
>2017
>subjective taste = objective taste
What a time to be alive
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724241760
:)
Ummm... well 'ich müsste gerade einmal weg' returns "I have to get away" in Translate. I really don't think that's right. The words I dont know is gerade and weg.
The other one just comes back as " I recommend myself". I don't know empfehle.
>>724241857
ok :<
I suppose
Or a Scottaboo
>>724241948
Ok :|
>>724241362
>>724242219
not ok :<
I'm here
And not exactly queer
>>724242217
Finally starting to understand
>>724242102
:o
>>724242219
Not ok :/
>>724242302
Ok :<
>>724242687
Ok /:
>>724242214
All that matters is did they give you enough to establish both
>cuteness
>enough character to base her personality off of
Which they did both for zombina
>>724242687
-_-
>>724242731
not ok :<
>>724242731
Not ok :0
>>724242751
:o
https://inlovewithaghost.bandcamp.com/track/i-hope-you-dont-mind-if-i-come-here-to-cry
>>724242748
Again, it's pretty hard to get even a half decent picture of someone when their entire character and their history can be summed up in a couple paragraphs.
Honestly, just as bad as the boats, in my opinion.
>>724242803
-_-
>>724242813
i miss homu/miku
>>724241956
Pathetic. Catch up then.
>>724242219
You are somewhat right about the first part, but it's less final. 'Ich muss weg' would be 'I have to go', 'müsste' is subjunctive and allows for interference, doesn't change much, just makes it a little less harsh.
'gerade' means 'now' and 'weg' is 'away' (you actually translated it). 'Ich muss weg' would therefore literally be 'I must away', no further verb necessary.
>I recommend myself
And that's exactly what it means, but if you're very polite and perchance a tad old-fashioned you could use it to proclaim your departure.
>>724243024
Boats? She also had a development episode in the anime.
>>724240520
eye like ice's fawks its vary good player
Good evening~
>>724243198
Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
>>724243151
All the girls from kancolle. There's like 100 of them. They're all boats.
And i'm aware they had her go on a date.
>>724243065
I'm not sure i need to...
>>724243393
I think what it is, is i have a friend who looks like a human version of rachnera and she acts like her too.
>>724241775
Have a glasses Rem to keep you up.
>>724243370
Hello freckles
>>724242751
:< ok
>>724242803
Ok =_=
>>724243065
:o
Wow thank you.
I didn't think it was right, because of when you said it.
So you have to go (or had to go) cook food?
What do you plan on cooking (or are eating)?
Its a good thing that you know the actual terms for your language, i surely do not know my own language's terms. Thank you. :)
>>724243035
I don't.
>>724243557
not ok :<
>>724243370
Hello.
>No oversexualized content
>>724243492
Did Rem even ever have glasses in the anime?
>>724243519
Hi comrade anon, how are you?
>>724243636
Hey, how's your day?
>>724244139
Unfortunately she didn't.
>>724244168
Feeling a little sick maybe
>>724244168
I am not anon just forgot picture
>>724244330
That sucks, want to play something later on then?
>>724244458
Comrade Tali! I haven't spoken to you for weeks. How are you?
>>724244330
Fans are doing good job then.
>>724244463
I should have time later, what do you plan on playing?
>>724244941
That was a photoshop done by Tanya.
>>724243065
Are you still mad :o
Also hi rest
>>724245034
I dunno? Whatever you want as long as my super amazing laptop can run it
i dream of a woman as pure as her
>>724245034
Yeah, it looked shopped too, but with the other images.
>>724245036
>>724245069
Hai Ai, what are you up to tonight?
>>724243393
I find you lack of commitment disturbing.
>>724243557
Fortunately I multitask quite efficiently, so I'm actually done already.
>What
It's friday and I'm no heretic, so nothing fancy. Just some Klöpse with Buttergemüse.
>>724243623
>>I miss homu
>I don't.
Pathetic.
>>724243918
Woah he is breaking the rules of a /b/ thread.
>>724245456
Because I still have her folders and stuff.
>>724245069
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But seriously I ain't. Just don't mix up Saupreußen with upstanding citizens of Baden.
>>724245069
hi Ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-JVrvNHag
>>724245509
Quick thinking there, double heretic.
I'll let you off the hook this time.
But who's the new chick?
>>724245181
I just play TF2.
>>724245275
He did a nice job I'd say
>>724245326
Hai? where? :o
Just sitting on ts with 2 friends and about to play some MInecraft on my server, wbu
>>724245521
>Saupreußen
smh
Aber okay, ich werds vermeiden
>>724245596
hiho Aya, what's up in Skyrim
>>724245672
Yeah, I remember seeing your play time there. I suck at tf2 but I guess I could give it a try. Didn't you also play payday 2?
>>724238059
>>724238135
Top tier choices.
>>724245780
what do you mean?
>>724245606
Fug. Can't even use that one excuse I had this time.
She's Raphiel from Gabriel DropOut, the cutest and smartest angel who happens to be a little sadistic.
>>724245886
I play Payday but now I'm so bored I hacked the game because it's fun.
>>724245901
She's always bullying Satania. ;_;
>>724245979
It's not like she doesn't deserve it.
>>724245780
Wie läuft's bei dir an diesem schönen Freitag?
>>724245893
Best idol knows!
Don't tell the boys, but I got a folder dedicated to her.
>>724245901
Oh, so you're into cbt and denial now?
Kinda kinky, but I won't judge.
>>724245780
Repeatedly getting beaten to a pulp by a stupid troll in Dark Souls II, good times.
>>724245279
I am superior to you in every way.
>>724246074
>now
>>724246054
She's retarded enough. No need to also bully her.
>>724246105
Repeatedly hit him in the ass.
>>724245894
oops, thought you were playing TES
>>724246074
Langsam, wollt ne Übung machen und wurde direkt so müde dass ich mich lieber hingelegt hab, win
>>724246105
I don't get how people enjoy this game smh
>>724246074
I definitely have one and a "best loli" folder taiga and shiro are definitely included
>>724245973
Ow, that's a shame. I guess we could do tf2 later on if you don't mind me sucking at it.
>>724245672
Could've done better.
>>724246256
Boi...
Yea well, I guess there are these two doujins featuring Homu.
>>724246346
Sure hope they aint lewd though.
>>724246335
Nichts wofür ein Mann Mitte 60 sich schämen bräuchte.
Waren es zwei Liegestützen?
>>724246333
>trips 3's
He firmly planted that ass on top of me a few times, I went with hitting him in the head. It worked.
>>724246335
I like it rough :')
>>724246372
I don't mind really, I'm a bit bad to my own standards.
>>724246402
Could've, but he was only getting started
>>724246153
Nah