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>>724236433
Please sir, can I have some more?
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>>724236315
context pls?
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>>724236669

Sure.
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>>724236676

>Don't let them fool you.

I'd ban that tinfoil hat shit too. Prolly some catholic group behind it. They had a tight grip around spains balls for tool ong.
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>>724236705

>context pls?

Things people do for money.
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>>724236898
now i must ask for source
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Those are you tax dollars.
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>>724236847
>understanding why going against your chromosomes is bad is a tinfoil hat thing

whatever you say
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>>724236433
10/10 would bang
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>>724236577
What is this wizardry?
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>>724236898
Tongue too sharp would not bang
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>>724236759
Dein oppa!?
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>>724237286
>hot sand
Mudslimes were too busy fucking camels to invent stovetop ranges so they just light fires under buckets of sand to heat up their goat meat.
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>>724237286

looks neat, i'd like to know too
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>>724236847
>They had a tight grip around spains balls for tool ong.
Don't make me JAJAJAJA, hermano
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>>724237286
I too would like to know
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>>724236433
She's 35
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>>724236759

holy fuck this guy is gonna have serious lung cancer
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>>724237286
I would say induction and chocolate
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>>724236705
Czw
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>>724237499
Sexy...
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>>724237914
wut?
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>>724237499

>LED

Nice modding there. How much did it cost extra? 5,000,000US$?
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>>724236433
What was that after the shot?
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>>724236462
As much as I despise the sport, that was smooth as hell.
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>>724238256
woah
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>>724238256
stargate
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>>724238238
this should be a to be continued video
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>>724238096
justice boner
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>>724236705
dont u find that amusing it doesnt need any context
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>>724238031
Detached iris probs
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>>724238104
that's a nectar collector, you use it for dabs
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>>724238609
Did guy just take out a boar with the top of a toilet tank?
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>>724236373

I had an ingrown toenail removed a while back, and although the procedure is painless and the relief afterward is orgasm-inducing, the four needles they stuck in my toe made me lift the Ethiopian Doctors assistant off the floor by his arms.

This isn't as bad as it looks though, lots of blood first, then a dull ache, then instant relief once they remove the imbedded nail.
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>>724238729
Toilet top weapon of choice in russia
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>>724236994
good ol fashion face qhip
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>>724238474
that's cp
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>>724236577
mind=blown
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>>724236577
Wot
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>>724238795

What? How is that cp?
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>>724238783
Jesus I just watched it again and realized the driver ran over it too
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>>724238396
those are amazing thanks yura
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>>724238474
YOUNG BLONDE STROKES COCK
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>>724238919
The chicken is underage
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>>724236513

"This kills the multi-billion dollar robot."
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Are there three downies coming out of that classroom just as the nigger knocks the tard out?
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>>724238474
Why would a chicken want a hug?
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>>724238499
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>>724238919

>chicken porn
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>>724238341
>>724238373
>>724238396
more plz
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he makes a coffee, muslim coffee...the sand is hot,under sand is fire
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>>724236898
she could suck your cock and lick your asshole at the same time.
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>>724239023
This kids watching too much Yu Gi Oh
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>>724236605
>right after i cum to old nudes from ex
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>>724239137
I don't think people fist fight each other in yugioh. I'm thinking Naruto or Dragonball
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>>724236994
instant karma lovit
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>>724237830
This is Bait
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>>724237286
Turkish Coffee being repeatedly heated using sand on a stove-thingie.

That stuff is strong as all hell, and really great with something sweet with it.
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>>724237612
stop reposting cancer
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>>724237761
moar!!
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>>724239253
>yfw your penis unzips your pants and falls out
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>>724236676
yeah well i have i hard time with my broken ankle too, but i wouldn't want it to become the norm for everyone to have a broken ankle, so i'd be happy to see text on a bus saying "Be careful not to break your ankle"
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>>724238919
It's a boy playing with a cock
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>>724239344
Looks fake
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>>724239386
fake lol
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>>724239315
not poster but cmon. that's sweet vid!
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>>724239023
now, what side do SJW stnad by? the POC or the retarded?
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>>724236378
Nice pupper
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>>724239442
Reminds me of a documentary I saw. Two groups of chimps were fighting over territory. Niggers literally fight like chimps when they're in a group
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>>724237914
spoopy
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>>724237937
legendary!
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>>724239579
>>724239442
Shit wrong post>>724239431
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>>724239023
>Dark Souls
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>>724239616
shouldnt that creature be shitting in a street someplace in india or pakistan?
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>>724238919
The kid is holding on to a cock. How is that not CP???
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>>724239493
>no tail rudder
>varies engine thrust instead
That thing is pretty fucking cool
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Needs sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s
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>>724238474
BREAKING: White Boy Loves Cock
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>>724238609
this is the most russian video ever
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>>724238272
why do you despise the sport? are you some sort of peta faggot? get the fuck off of /b/ you fucking lunatic
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>>724239386
That happened to me when driving through South Carolina, except there were five in a row. Scared the shit out of me and drivers were looking up at them and almost driving off the road.
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>>724237286
It's called boiling you troglodyte
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>>724237286
Turkish coffee brewed in small batches over hot sands. Shit is a coffee lovers dream. Its smooth as hell but has all the robust delicious flavor of a dark coffee.
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>>724239442
I get a hard-on watching shit like this. You just know someone at the other end is about to have a really bad day.
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>>724237914
What the fuck
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>>724239872
thats terrifying

what the fuck is it?
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>>724239994
>>724240011
>not reading the thread before posting replies
Lurk moar
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>>724239993
Fucking retard deserved to get hit. Everyone saw it coming except him.
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>>724239833
I hate when people do this shit. It's a public place, people can record whatever the fuck they want to.
Reminds me of this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk24Mc9_uuM
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American tourists fascinated that European rentals have a build in dildo. A feat every american man driving an automatic wished for.
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>>724237711
Hahaha.
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>>724239756
No, she's house trained.
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>>724240086

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DnkYm5r82o
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>>724238611
what the fuck is a dab
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>>724240286
Don't worry about it
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>>724238341
In our darkest future, the stars rule.
But even stars are afraid of the ghostly unknown.
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>>724236433
Bernie Sanders' wife.
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>>724239872
Shagohod!
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>>724239457
Its clearly female chicken therefore not cock dumbshit
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>>724240125
fucking cunt
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>>724240333
Fake
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>>724239917
because it's almost as faggy as you are
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>>724240125

>It's a public place, people can record whatever the fuck they want to.

There are countries where you have a right on own picture.
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>>724240454
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>>724240454
Your birth certificate is fake, faggot, your real dad is a nigger called Jamal, just kys you autistic scumbag
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>>724236315
Source?
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>>724240508
>have a right on own picture

Should I be able to understand this?
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>>724238238
why the fuck wasnt the door locked? did they not realize how smart those are?
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>>724238256
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>>724240633
No words. They should have sent a poet.
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>>724237761
hmmm fishy.
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>>724240794
gay
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>>724240609

>Should I be able to understand this?

If you're and American you probably lack the intellectual capacity.

For people in other countries it means this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality_rights#Germany
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>>724236847

>ideologically opose to catholicism even when they are right

kill yourself
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>>724240885
>wikipedia
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>>724240049
Is he jerking off a plant?
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>>724236994
Has nobody noticed player 3 lands on the bottom guys head? There's no karma here it's a triple threat match
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>>724237761
>clearly listening to country music
>so stanky her dogs constantly sniff her
>trys to twerk to said country music but has no ass to speak of
>stupid belly button ring

bitch has issues
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>>724236315
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>>724237612
>>724239512
fuck this fake ass shit and fuck you
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>>724238396
source?
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>>724240794
Shit this is old.
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Americans don't ride the bus because they simply can't get on.
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>>724239023
Ballet-do with a plié chun
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>>724240099
dead inside
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>>724241479
Did she survive?
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>>724241549
She kill
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>>724240089
Fake and gay
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>>724241549
this kills the reporter news lady
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>>724241549
no she and the camera guy both died then the shooter killed himself
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>>724240176
Fuck off with your bait faggot
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>>724237286
basically the hot ass sand makes the shit boil out of the tiny pitchers
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>>724239917
Faggoty Italian animal cruelty.
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That drop on his forehead at the end.
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>>724241759
animals dont have feelings you cannot be cruel to them
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>>724240286
Oh my sweet summer child.
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>>724239234
Your balls or your spirit?
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>>724241759

>Faggoty Italian animal cruelty.

They don't kill the bull in Italy, you dip. They kill it in Spain.
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>>724241562
It's so crazy to me that this actually happened. So surreal

>That taxi getting hit by the wing of the plane
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>>724241798
where? i can only see his boobs but no tits
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>>724239833
fucking classic
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>>724241855
Story? Why didn't the cops shoot the dog?
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>>724240794
KYS
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>>724241861
Please teach me how to be the coolest kid in 8th grade like you are.
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>>724242028

>Why didn't the cops shoot the dog?

Because it's a cop.
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>>724238272
ur a fag anon
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>>724239315
>>724241199
>butthurted nignogs
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>>724242028
Because the dog's life is worth more than the criminal they're arresting. Also, being serious for a second, it's almost kinda not the dog's fault. They're trained to get a hold and sometimes it's on the wrong spot. Sucks to be the dude who gets it in the face, but oh well, don't be a criminal.
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>>724238373
I get it, you vape!
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They actually do this in the USMC as a drinking game. They winner gets to suck off the loser.
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>>724242453
>They actually do this.

Like this isn't an isolated incident. Ok, anon.
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>>724242453
Why?
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>>724242453
BRO JOB
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>>724240230
kek
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>>724242373
How do you know he was a criminal? He was just sitting there with his hands in the air. And that wasn't a police dog.
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>>724242175
Cops shoot people's dogs all the time.
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>>724242605
Because this is footage of a police entry into a house to arrest the guy with his hands up. And yes, yes it is.
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>>724237721
Weed doesn't give you cancer dumbass
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>>724241207
damn never knew a gator could do that
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>>724242583
Niggers
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>>724238474
Some chickens are very used to people, I've picked them up.
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>>724238341
what am i looking at here lmao. it all looks real except for the frosty finger looking thing
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>>724242373

>Because the dog's life is worth more than the criminal they're arresting

Actually this was over the guy burning an old Christmas tree in his yard.

http://www.sltrib.com/home/2828788-155/utah-man-whose-face-was-chewed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3063996/Horrific-moment-police-dog-savages-man-s-face-puts-hands-surrender-captured-cop-s-body-camera.html

http://fox13now.com/2015/08/12/west-jordan-reaches-settlement-with-man-injured-by-police-k9/
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>>724242583
african culture is so mysterious and beautiful
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>>724238341
>>724239068
this is great https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/frozen-planet/videos/icy-finger-of-death/
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>>724241207
kek
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>>724242674
Doesn't matter if he was guilty or not, he wasn't a threat. Police use german shepherds, pitbulls are nigger dogs.
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>>724242820
Yea because that's the response you automatically get for burning a christmas tree. If cops are using a multi-purpose canine to arrest you, you PROOOOOOBABLY did some other shit that led up to it.
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>>724238474
what this kid didnt know is he had that same chicken for diner that night
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>>724236462

God damn that man is smooth as fuck.
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>>724239993
I can't stop laughing.
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>>724242914
My pitbull isn't a nigger dog :(
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>>724239493
what i find interesting in americans is that they literally SUCK at engineering in all fields, car engineering, industrial engineering, Electronical engineering, but when it comes to war technics they are fucking legendary.
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>>724242914
Dogs are still used to secure a suspect sometimes. Did they NEED to, probably not, but if you're going into someone else's house with the task of detaining them, how much trust are you gonna put in the fact that he doesn't have a weapon next to him on the couch or something? Don't judge the job until you've done it yourself.

>Police use German Shepherds. Oh yea, kiddo? Is that because you saw a picture of a police GSD once? There are literally tons of different breeds of dog used for police/military.
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>>724242453
Yeah but it's not gay bro!
>neither is trap porn, cuck, gangbang, circlejerking, getting fucked in the ass by a guy... etc.
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>>724243096
aww... cute.

tho if he wanted he could kill you.
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>>724236462
He fights bulls like Conor McGregor fights UFC fights.
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>>724242028
because it's their dog kek
cops arresting that dude
he puts hands up
dog handler lets go accidentally
dog mauls guys face
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>>724243145
>kiddo
Yes, german shepherds are the most common. Pitbulls are stupid aggressive, I don't know what this retarded police department was thinking.
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>>724239493
if that is a stealth bomber, how come someone was able to film it?

checkmate atheists
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>>724242175
Bet those girls watching are sopping wet
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>>724240413
kek
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>>724242698

you're a fucking moron if you think that smoking anything won't give you cancer...your lungs will absorb all the tar and carcinogens in the smoke if you hold it in like that which is why there is no smoke when he blows it out
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>>724242453
Dogtags dangle when you do it doggy style
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>>724239447
This
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>>724243208
I'm ok with that I guess. He's a pitbull labrador mix which is pretty neat
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>>724243469

Since it's in the South and they are his sisters, probably.
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>>724239823
Bruh I was just thinking that too
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>>724243672
At least some of them have parachutes. *shrug*
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>>724243266
I dunno, retarded stuff, probably. Oh well. If you're in a standoff with police and they're using a dog on you, you made some bad life choices. I have a hard time feeling sympathy for someone who puts themselves in that position.
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>>724236847
Don't be stupid, there are only two sexes, and what's happening today is enablers and some shady medical practitioners are taking advantage of the mentally ill by acting like they can change their sex, but the fact remains that sex is a genetic trait and encoded in every cell in your body, and you can never change your sex, only mutilate yourself, which is what those doctors are doing to the patients.

It's like an ad against barbarism. We need more public education like that, frankly. It's no different from the 50's when they were lobotomizing the same mentally ill people. It's the new mercury/lead elixir, the new snake oil. And they target the mentally ill by fanning their delusions.
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>>724243652

So you mixed a family dog that's great around children with an asshole dog that shouldn't be let close to children?
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>>724242820
>21st century samurai has had enough of his faggotry
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>>724243672
>>724243779
Everyone involved in this crash actually survived.
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>>724243833
It's a popular breed. I didn't breed him myself you moron. Google Labrabulls.
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>>724243579
doesnt matter whether you voted trump or hillary, both sides are petty faggots constantly insulting each other and too dumb to see any view other than their own

Thats not a trump voter, thats some poor bastard who probably signed up thinking he was going to fight for his country when really the only thing he was fighting for was oil
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>>724237075
Now the RCAF has one fighter jet left.
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>>724237761
she's probably on the rag or something of that nature. Dogs have noses far more sensitive than humans, and even for humans, a woman on the rag has a certain smell.
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>>724237075
They explode just like in cartoons? Huh. Kinda thought they'd be more robust...
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>>724240969

>>ideologically opose to catholicism even when they are right
>kill yourself

You mean the organisation that tortured people for claiming that the earth isn't flat? Why don't you visit your local priest and let him show you what else an asshole, besides talking out of it, can be used for?
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>>724238474
Faggot since 1992
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>>724243927
Wat
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>>724244021
Yes because the Catholics are the only ones on earth who have done fucked up shit for stupid reasons
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>>724243652
>>724243833

Being a mongrel is the American Way, right?
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>>724243833
What's wrong with that? It sounds like a cool dog.
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>>724244021
Poz? As in HIV positive?
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>>724236462
Rockstar
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>>724240099

>Literally one person flinches near him and that justifies the poor dude getting hit in the face.

If he wasn't standing there it could have very easily hit the person behind him to the right. Dude didn't move ether. It's very possible he wasn't looking at that particular skateboarder when it happened.

People like you are degenerate fucking scum.
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>>724241132
No issues, she's just from the midwest (which is an issue all its own) source: I'm from the midwest. :(
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>>724238286

where can i buy that?
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>>724238341
That's time lapsed is why it looks so weird. That actually happens very slowly.
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>>724240286
lol asuhhh fam
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>>724236759
i would trade him for my father
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>>724239386
I do that shit in GTA all the time
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>>724242914
They use different dogs than JUST german sheps. I've even heard of a pitt k9 unit. fuck off faggot.
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>>724244080
That kid ain't 25
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>>724239344
All I can hear in my head when I'm watching this is "Highway to theeeee danger zone!"
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>>724244158
Yes.
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>>724244341
Read the replies before posting dipshit.
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>>724237499
that isnt the engine starting. taht is the apu starting that is used to start the engines.
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>>724244169
1 person backs away before it's even close
1 person raises his arms as it flies upward
1 person flinches as it comes closer

The retard's heard doesn't move. He's a fucking zombie.
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>>724244115
>>724243833
http://www.dogbreedplus.com/dog_breeds/labrabull.php


Just gonna leave this here
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>>724239386
They're not supposed to do that. That's illegal and extremely dangerous. Someone should have lost their license for that shit.
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>>724244021
thats not the point of this. girls have vagina, boys have pennis. doesnt mather who is telling it, it is true. you are so stupid that you cant authorize this as the truth just because the church said it. fuck you
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>>724238396
Look. It's the opening credits to Never Ending Story.
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>>724239431
>a mob of niggers beating up on some white kids who can't even fight back

This is what high capacity magazines are for, in case you ever hear some fucking idiot ask "why would you ever need that?"
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>>724244547
What gender is a hermaphrodite?
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>>724240333
OMG I have had dreams in which I was doing this. Like 20 dreams over the past 40 years. First time I've seen it. Is it possible? So weird to be actually seeing it!
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>>724237830
that is a stoat, silly caption
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>>724244021
you prefer to be lied that to authorize truth from your ideological enemy. same shit as cristian people
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>>724238499
future numale right there.
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>>724244169
You dense fucking coward. You're as useless as board to face kid. Please, also take a board to the face, maybe a few.
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>>724244528
Can you not tell that it's fake?
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>>724244459
Faggot I replied to him before I even saw another reply about it. Theres no fucking way I can read the thread in its entirety BEFORE new shits posted.
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>>724240049
Yay, cat tails! :DDDD
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>>724243128
Thats because we squeeze the "kill shit" techno out of our capture aliens.
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>>724244689
>board to face kid
kek
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>>724237499
it tooted xD
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>>724236605
Wtf?
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>>724239023
> knocks out

fuckin people on this website. smdh
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>>724244703
Reply was already posted.
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>>724243495
weed has no tar or carcinogens... its literally just a plant burned. UNLESS its mixed with other shit but I agree smoking anything harms your lungs considering how sensitive they are to everything.
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>>724244021
>You mean the organisation that tortured people for claiming that the earth isn't flat?

The worst type of idiot is an idiot who is proud of his idiocy. Read a fucking book, my friend.
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>>724244480

Completely disregard that the person directly behind him also doesn't flinch. There were 6 people around him and half of them didn't flinch.

He was obviously watching the skater that came up the second the skateboard hit him in the face.

Regardless it's not like the kid asked for someone to fuck up and hit him in the head. What kind of aspie are you? Your parents must not have loved you enough.
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what does it mean when 4chan said only vp8 is supported? wont let me post webms?
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>>724244681
future nu male needs fucking braces
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>>724244703
>him
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY FUCKING GENDER
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>>724240049
it's a cattail bobbin

when you masticate it with your fingers like that, the fluff (the seeding mechanism) expunges outward
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>>724244641
its a mutation you dumb shit
go back to high school
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>>724239344
Holy shit, something REALLY wanted white jacket dude dead.
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>>724244831
I love the way the cat comes busting in.
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>>724240633
know what's really cool? that machine was originally made to be the time machine in terminator 2; they never used it and recycled it for Contact. Neat.
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>>724239442
That's old as fuck. Our ICBMS and our optical track and targeting equipment is generations better than that.

The Trident II travels at over mach 20, about 18,000mph. and drops nuclear hell almost anywhere in minutes.

Honestly I don't see any major global conflict lasting more than a few days before anyone left is either suing for peace or nonexistent.
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>>724244813
OBVIOUSLY. That's why someone replied to me. And OBVIOUSLY I explained why I posted so late. Can 2 people not post answers to one question. Go suck a log out of the nearest asshole.
>>724244882
yes you queer.
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>>724240794
old as fuck
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>>724244913
I know that.
Answer the question.
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>>724241968
Bra, fellow anon.
No luck
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>>724239579
Niggers are subhuman animals. Anywhere where they are left with greater than 30% of the population turns into a blighted slum within a few years.
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>>724244358
I hate bf1
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>>724244913
So there's three genders? Male, female, and mutation?
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>>724238499
is this incest? link pls
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>>724244689

Shouldn't you be in school Jr.? Your insult doesn't make sense, what part of my message makes me a "coward."

Jesus Christ I forgot how many aspies are on this board.
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>>724236994
>>724236994
I really, really like this webm
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>>724239023
Go go Power Rangers
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>>724242796
It's vacation footage from this one time I came in the ocean.
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>>724245232
faggot
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>>724245232
Honestly, what the fuck are you doing here if you aren't an aspie?
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>>724240176
>>
>>724245103
I know. Used to live in DC.
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>>724243426
Because it's not flying at it's operational altitude of 10 fucking miles up.
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>>724240333
Wow, a skill I suddenly need to learn, that will provide me virtually no benefit.
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>>724245324

Good question I'll leave your spergs to it.
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>>724240286

Don't worry I'm not trash either.
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>>724245232
>>724244689
>>724244169
>>
>>724239493
how can I see this
isn't it supposed to be invisible? is there a button they push for that?
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>>724237830
that is not a squirrel
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>>724239493
Just think about the fact that this was made using 1970's technology.
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>>724239833
> Hearing sion's ult when she starts walking

good times...
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>>724245517
Invisibility is close but it's not that close
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>>724245455
>>
>>724245537
i dont know what it is but its adorable and i want one
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>>724244190
The Cryptarch in the tower sells them.
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>>724239493
Here come your 2 billions of tax dollars.
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>>724244190

Save your money you'd use it like 3 times.
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