hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u

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>>724236076
http://niceme.me/

Wtf did I just read, go wash your mouth out.

>>724236076

Jesus.

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>>724236076

fucking top kek

newfag oldmeme

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>>724236243

Y ru being mean!!? U cant be like dis with every noodle on the internet If u have no good 2 say den just buzz off bullies go away or i will tell my mom!

~teh PeNgH1N of doom

>>724236243

NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA LYRICS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>724236602
I just newfagged so god damn hard

>>724236076
lol hey can I just be your friend and have a stronger bond.... then be your "boy*Friend.?"

>>724236076
tits or gtfo

>>724236642
I sexually identify as a Navy Seal. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of being the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. People say to me that having over 300 confirmed kills is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a secret network of spies trace your IP right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. From now on, you're fucking dead, kiddo. If you can't accept me you need to check your gorilla privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>724236076
You seem nice. Very random diddly do wap folio! (Me being random I have these random out burst deal w/ it) I would like to make friends too but no one knows who I am because I'm too random for peop

>>724236797
Called it.

>>724237424
Ok um, I bet if we were stranded and crashed got stuck on an island for a couple years we would fuck an you would turn straight

>>724236076

havent been here for years. this is pretty nostalgic.

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>>724237625
same

>>724237547
Calm your tits I just knew when clicking this thread that there would be tits or gtfo

And honestly I can't say that'd bother me

>>724236076
Still one of the best pastas of all time

>>724236153
Sauce?

>>724236076
I'd like to disect you miss

>>724236076
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>
>love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
I think I found the 5th stage of brain cancer and 69th stage of epic cringe.

And btw
>Tits or gtfo /b/itch

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>>724237931
dont remember, sorry

>>724238944
b8

>>724238944
I love how when people use green text they think it makes them look like they aren't new. I'm disappointed in everyone in this thread for falling for this ancient, stale copy pasta.

>>724237859
I know... just the rest of the world is retarded, we should just runaway to an island

>>724239170

Ever heard of procrastination? Yep

>>724239296
lol, yes.

>>724236159
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>>724236797
>>724237702
>>724238944
Newfags everywhere

>>724237625
>That's it, man. Pool's closed, man. Pool's closed! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

>>724239296
>Ever heard of procrastination?
Errrr...let me get back to you on that, OK?

>>724240529
Please get back... because what I need is The Beach

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up rules* my name is skeen but u can call me t3h k1ng 0f /r/ath3ism!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very skeptical!!!! thats why i created, 2 meet random skeptics like me ಠ_ಠ… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!! in fact im an atheist!!!) i like 2 destoy christins w/ tuber (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite past time!!! bcuz its SOOOO rewarding!!!! hes skeptic 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random atheists =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of subjcts here so give me lots of power!!!! LOL UR BANNED JIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein moderator again again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and cheetos, *~t3h K1nG 0f /r/ath3ism~*

Makes me sad that this pasta is older than some of the people posting in this thread

>>724237846
Maximum keks

>>724239170
Not everyone. See >>724236178

The photo is cropped, pretty poorly. So ban the underage fag for 6years.? MODDDSSSS

>>724239259
Why run away to an island? Boi gtfo with your roleplay you know we're not going further than our mums' basements

>>724242059
obviously, but we all gotta die someday.

>>724242176
you've got a point, and my attention.

>>724242361
time isn't real when you at not mortal

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>>724236076
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up rules* my name is skeen but u can call me t3h k1ng 0f /r/ath3ism!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very skeptical!!!! thats why i created, 2 meet random skeptics like me ಠ_ಠ… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!! in fact im an atheist!!!) i like 2 destoy christins w/ tuber (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite past time!!! bcuz its SOOOO rewarding!!!! hes skeptic 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random atheists =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of subjcts here so give me lots of power!!!! LOL UR BANNED JIJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein moderator again again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and cheetos, *~t3h K1nG 0f /r/ath3ism~*

Dated pasta. Needs to update cartoon reference. Maybe Rick & Morty.

Someone that is a girl, post a timestamp with tits

>>724236602
>gorilla

>>724239170
I think what's better is when newfags ask for sauce on shit, but oldfags won't bother and other newfags can't even.

>>724242437
But is life even life when you're immortal?

this is a cannie pan alll the way down

>>724242573
>Autistic
>Saves the Thumbnail

I have several invader zim paintings. Also Zelda, Raven, a bunch of dragons, and other fantasy and anime paintings