>Wake up >Go to your kitchen >"Oh hey anon, whats

>>724235817
First! Anus

>>724235817
>That hair
>That skin colour
>Those clothes
I jump out of the window into my car and drive away, leaving my old life behind.

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>>724235817
how the fuck did you escape

>>724236067
faggot

>>724235817
>shoot
>drop tv near body
>call 911
>"shot a trespasser trying to steal my tv."

>>724235817
you

>>724235817
I'D CALL THE POLICE

"My Penis."

>>724235817
>hand her a bowl of eggs

she looks sweaty

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Brought you these flowers bae.

Type of ass I'll do once and get very disgusted by after I'll be done with.
But still. Will do for her face.

>>724235817
Beastiality is illegal, now back to the fields!

>>724235817
Tendies

>>724236278
Niggers are really oily. It's why they stink.

Any vids of her? My ding dong is diamonds.

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>>724236343

>>724235817
Not say a thing and proceed to make my coffee, grab a cigarette and walk outside with my coffee and cigarette and think why the fuck there is a black in the kitchen.

>>724236167
>implying you'd need to lie

Rather:
>shoot in head
>scream nigger
>call police and say raped by nigger
>police enjoy a good laugh about your story with you
>rape body
>police dispose of body
>reward for killing nigger
>profit?

>>724235817
"What did you cook for us?"

>>724235817
in spanish of course.
Culo para el desayuno!

>>724236601
Yeah. But with home owners insurance, i could get a larger, nicer tv.

>>724236630
Chitleens, collard greens, an grape drank

>>724235817
Call the zoo to let them know one of their monkeys escaped.

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>>724236067
/thread

whatever you can find and make yourself you lazy bitch

"Please, take whatever you want.. just don't hurt me or my family.."

>>724235817
I'd make her some eggs.

>>724235817
That picture is so racist.

>>724236807
"Guess we're having that" *gropes that fine booty, kisses on the cheek*

>>724235817
anal sex because i don't want mixed children

>>724235817
sausage for you Aaaannd a whole Lotta pork chops for me

>>724235817
ask her who she is, and who she thinks i am

>>724235817
"You're actually just standing around waiting for me to make breakfast?"
"You're a grown ass woman, if you're hungry, make some food, just like the rest of us has to".

>>724235817
Jam banana in ass

>>724235817
deez nutz

>>724236276

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs.

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>>724235817
with gunfire

>>724235817
She would turn to me as I made a confused face.
"How did you get in here?" I would ask with a smile
With a sly look on her face she loudly BRAAAAAAAPPPS, her greasy ass amplifying the noise.
The candle on the counter causes the gas to ignite. The kitchen is on fire.
"FUUUUUCK!!" I yell as I realize I'll never get my damage deposit back now.
Faster than I would think possible, the grease soaked pajamas are ablaze. In her panic, she resorts to speaking ebonics, and I am unable to understand what she is screaming - something about being on fire most likely.
Running through a closed sliding glass door, she would topple over the balcony, falling three floors to the ground.
"I'm never going to get this smell out" I think to myself, as I pour a bowl of cereal.

>>724235817
lick her ass

wonder how an ape got into my home

>>724235817
A nice helping of cock meat sandwich for you skank

I'll eat anything that comes out of her ass

>>724235817
this is maliah

>>724235817
How the fuck did a being nigger girl make it into my kitchen?

Shoot it for trespassing. And the dog too for not chasing it off in the first place.

>>724235817
Ask her why she is dressed like that and not cleaning my house.
Then warn her if she does it again I will fire her.

>>724235817
"Bullets!"
My only response to strangers who break into my fucking house.

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>>724235817

>>724235817
Dick.

https://www.instagram.com/maliah_michel/?hl=en

Bleach! You brown bitch!! drink AND bathe in it!!!

>>724235817
Do you like your eggs... Fertilized?

>>724235817
>>724240297
Ayyyyy lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2rYXpfqjIk

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>>724240871

I do not like big butts. I cannot lie.

"I dont know, you are the female in the kitchen after all"

Wow I have nice countertops

>>724235817
This is pretty disgusting tbh. Black asses smell much worst than white asses.

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>>724236067

>>724235817
Why the fuck isnt this nigger on the fields?

>>724235817
>>724242518
Every time i see this ass i smell something

Shitty

Could just be my ass lol

>>724235817
oh shit im being robbed. grab gun

>>724236067
/thread

>>724236067
>being so beta to women that you leave your life behind to start a new one.

People like you make me feel great about myself.

>>724243839
Damn lol

>>724235817
360 and walk away
>360 and walk away
360 and walk away
>360 and walk away
360 and walk away
>360 and walk away
360 and walk away
>360 and walk away

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>>724244372
Are you retard or what?
XDDDDDDD

>>724236167
More like
>Shoot
>Call cops
>Get bounty for killing a nigger

>>724237004
The cuckoldry, I can feel it.