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Why can't atheists define atheism? Why?

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Why can't atheists define atheism?
Why?
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not this girl again
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Confused now. You've asked this multiple times, and have been given a definition multiple times. Are you okay, sir? Do you have problems remembering other things as well?
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>>724235761
Why define something to somebody who isn't going to listen?
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>>724236011
welcum to 4chin
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this is like fishing
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come on come on
come out newfags
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>>724235761
atheism is to religion what anarchism is to government, its just a lack there of. that's my definition anyway.
>you bleeding heart bible thumping troglodyte
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>>724236412
whats a newfag
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>>724235761
Atheism means that you don't have schizophrenia and think that a middle eastern carpenter is watching you masturbate.
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I need more
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>>724237011
this
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>>724235761
>Why can't atheists define atheism?

"Not holding a belief in any deity."

Well, that was easy.
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>>724237673
>>724237011
wrong
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>>724235761
You're a fucking retard. Go jerk it to Revalations.

Atheism is not believing in a higher power. We aren't autistic enough to think that an invisible sky daddy watches us jerk it to midget porn.
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>>724237968
How can you be so wrong and disrespectful?
Do you even have moral values?
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>>724235761
Why can't theists define god?
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>>724238038
Ha! Morals!

>Bible Belt incest rings
>Utah sister wives
>God's Army
>Ugandan Death Squads
>OKC bombing
>Ruby Ridge
>Branch Davidians
>OP
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>>724238038
Morals are a biological factor of being a social ape that works with other apes for mutual gain.
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>>724235761
atheism arguments aside, i won't mind fucking her
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>>724238316
I'm willing to bet 2 cents on a no try scotsman man argument being used to try to refute this.
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>>724238414
Exactly. Why do piranha school instead of just eating each other? They have an innate sense of what is good for them, and what is good for them is to school and not eat their protection. We are a bit more advanced and have innate empathy.
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>>724238316
Those are not true religious people.
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>>724238505
Such is the Christian way
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>>724238505
no true scotsman*
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>>724235761
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>>724238590
nope, piranha meat tasted like shit. that's why they didn't eat each other. your argument is invalid because of your lack of real-world experience
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>>724238675
>There it is!

Really? Do they believe in a higher power and follow the teachings of that higher power? That's religion, dip shit.
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>>724238743
Didn't realize you were a fucking piranha.
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>>724238767
Yes, but they don't understand what they believe in.
Circumstances have led them astray.
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>>724235761
Eat arrow, fascist!
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>>724238849
>Unless people are religious just like me, they're not religious.
>If they base their morals on the same book as me, but get a different result, they are also not real believers.
How is this different from me saying, Jesus was nice to all life, people who eat meat aren't christians. A true Christian wears purple underwear etc.
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>>724238849
ya, penis in a loli is fine
penis in a boy is bad

bible always right
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>>724238849
That's a logical fallacy and you know it.

I assume you skip over the parts in the Bible where you aren't allowed to eat plants that weren't created by God? If you've eaten corn, tomatoes, kiwi, strawberries, grapes, olives, etc. you violated gods will. Those were genetically engineered in the past 100 years by combining different sub sets of vegetables.
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>>724235761
they can.
Atheism is not believing in a higher being or "god"

There you go. Done. Defined.

Anything else?
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>>724237769
Actually not wrong. Completely correct. Maybe you are the one unclear on what atheist means.

$5 says you are confusing it with agnostic.
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>all those (You)'s
thanks you guys
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although I'm gonna need more
as much as you can give me
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>>724237011
there's someone else watching us masturbate other than NSA?
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come on now newfags don't be shy
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>>724239522
You gotta add more bait before I'll bite though.
It's boring if you don't wiggle a bit on your hook.
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>>724239711
you already did
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>>724239711
lol baited newfag
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>>724235761
OP probably blows a sad load every Easter.

>this one's for you, Christ-daddy
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>>724239773
Bland bait is bland.
>>724239815
no u.
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>>724239873
just keep those (You)'s coming
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>>724239989
okay
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>>724240022
I need those (You)'s to survive, you know
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>>724239460
>>724240022
you must be a newfag who think (You) is some sort of medal of honor. let me educate you. getting too much (You) means that you still have so much things to learn
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>>724235761
Not an atheist myself, but I don't think this has ever been an issue.
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fuck
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>>724235761
it'd been a while

was starting to get worried, hope you're well
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>>724240178
yeah sure i'm such a newfag, it makes you really oldfag to point at people and accusing them of being new.
I know these threads are older than sin, I still like them because I get to discuss theology if the op is smart enough to have something interesting to say.
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>᠎>724240178
no (You)'s for u mister
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>>724240373
don't give him (You)'s
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>>724238767
>>724238675
obvious false flag, retard

I mean I'm on your side but that's an obvious setup
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>>724236011
Newfag
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>>724240367
y-you too~
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>>724240507
How else are we gonna do these threads, if not in the traditional sense?
We're just playing the roles needed for it to be a childlike empress theology thread.
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>>724235761

do you get off at posting this shit every other day almost every week? have you nothing better to do?
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>>724240625
lets just keep piling up (You)'s and compare with each other who is the biggest newfag here
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>>724240612
worried in the same way that 18th century britain would've hated to see all indians die

fuck you, degenerate fuckass spamming my shit
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>>724240763
rude
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>>724240759
You seem really into this time measurement thing.
How long have you actually been here then?
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>>724240858
i am OP. like your god, i've been here since the beginning
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>>724240995
Got any proof?
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>᠎>724240995
>pretending to be me
you shall get no (You)'s from me
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>>724241073
like your god, i dont have any proof of my existence
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>᠎>724241244
I don't like u very much get outta my thread
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>>724241244
What god do I have then?
There are so many to chose from, which one is mine?
Also the proof of your existence comes from your written interactions with me. I believe you exist.
I have no such proof or belief in a god or gods.
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>>724241105
>>724241333
holyshit how did you do that?
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>᠎>724241357
very carefully
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>>724235761
Ith dis baeit
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>>724241731
no
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>>724236011
I'll trade you "Are you well" girls
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