Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724211889
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>724219137
Just don't drink too much, you wouldn;t want me to woorry now would you?
>>724219173
Keep her until she dies for good.
>ITT
>>724219163
Does Alice think this is a middle school class or something?
>>724219194
Then you hate Mash because he's more popular, got it
still here
and
>>724219368
I think six or so at the most I should be pretty good.
I am sleepy.
>>724219307
yes I love it
>>724219408
Or I am too lazy to sum up 2 weeks of idiocy
Claimed
>>724219626
Nigger you just woke up, I'm sure you have the energy to run a mile.
Good day everyone~
How are you all?
>>724219800
Hi chara.
>>724219415
That's good, don't give in to peer pressure and all that.
>>724219800
Holy shit it;s Chara. I'm alright, how are you>
>>724219800
Sleepy but fine bcos no uni, wbu
>>724219614
Ofc you do, how could you not
>>724219800
Chara gives that good head.
>>724219872
Yeah yeah.
Morning /waifu/
>>724219800
>no knife
a cute
>>724219900
heh
>>724219941
good morning
>>724219763
I never have energy for anything
You clearly don't know anything about me
>>724219862
hello smug tomo!
How are you?
>>724219872
I'm alright here too! Thanks for asking. Any plans?
>>724219900
Just finished my papers for today and now I have 2 hours until my class in uni starts.
So fuck you
>>724219924
I give better head
>>724220064
Chara always a cute
Hello Aya, how are you?
>>724219941
Morning!
>>724219940
I'll be (trying) to monitor you a bit during it, so hopfully you won't get too wasted to talk to me~.
>>724220158
That's good. Well I've been drinking the past few hours,but other than that nothing really.
>>724220158
Fine. Just watching some cowboy bebop.
>>724220259
I wont drink more than I did
Forgot to..
Claiming best girl
>>724220064
Ayayayaya! How's you?
>>724220158
Hai Chara. How's you?
>>724220158
I'm okay I suppose, have to go into uni soon but only for an hour so could be worse
>>724220359
^ see above, how are you doing?
>>724220158
Kek, na solangs nicht wieder bis 8te dauert
>>724220064
So what's up
>>724220289
That's good, i hope you'll have plenty of fun.
Where are the waifus...
with the cocks?
>>724220457
Eh? Only for an hour? Is the uni far? Almost seems like a waste of time.
>>724220259
You shouldn't drink so much. It doesn't even taste good...
>Horror Kid Hanako
Oh, nice one
>>724220289
Oh, that sounds lovely. Should catch up on some anime/manga too but I don't want to right now
>>724220359
I'm good, thank you! How's your day been so far or what do you have planned for today?
>>724220457
Oh, that sounds nice. I actually hate going to uni for only an hour. Since I need to travel 3 hours back and forth
>>724220514
Doch, ganz genau. Wieder bis um 8 uhr Uni. Aber ich hab ne Freundin die mich heimfährt heute
>>724220576
>>724220594
its a 7 and a half minute walk from my house
>>724220514
rn I'm still trying to improve my drawing
>>724220594
Well im rewatching it because im bored
>>724220457
Oh, and I'm good, think it's the fourth time I've woke up today.
>>724220594
Just woke up. Haven't really had anything planned out yet.
>>724220691
At least it isn't too far from you.
>>724220594
Hey i haven't had that much tonight.. Thats's not necessarily true, but After the first few drinks you don't even care about the taste.
>>724220765
Kinda forgot the pic there.
>>724220594
Aua, das nenn ich mal pech
Na wenigstens etwas das läuft
(nein kein lahmer Wortwitz jetzt)
>>724220691
>improve
how
Is namesync still a thing?
>>724220691
well fuck you too. I need 1 1/2 - 2 hours
>>724220696
I only heard good things about that anime, I still have to watch it
>>724220754
I see. Well, I still hope you'll have a fun and nice day tho
>>724220765
Eh... I never got past the first few drinks then... it just tastes so horrible for me
>>724220876
Ich hab nichts dagegen heute. Bin jetzt schon in der Uni und mach mir einen gechillten Tag
>>724220924
Well what have you drank?
>>724220924
Its pretty neat
>>724220924
Ah na dann, keine anstrengenden Übungen oder wie
>>724220897
Nope
>>724220968
many things... cocktails, beers, vodka, champagner, red wine, white wine, shots (yes, even a blowjob)
>>724221000
So I heard... any other animes you could recommend
>>724221029
Nicht wirklich. Ich wiederhole im Grunde das Informatik Semester. Ist also im moment relativ gechillt da ich alles schonmal gehört habe. Shannons Informationsgehalt, binär in okta, dezimal und hex umwandeln, etc etc. Nichts allzu großartiges
>>724221254
Not a whole lot I watch if im being real with you. Im pretty slow at consuming things that arent games.
>>724221000
>
>>724221254
Depends on the cocktail, beer is an acquired taste, vodka is always good, wine kinda sucks, never had a blowjob. Ever had a White Russian?
>>724221354
LEWD
>>724221331
My consumation of media like anime and games differs from my mood. Right now I'm starting to play some vidya again, but not much.
>>724221354
Nope, never had that one. I once had strawberry vodka, that stuff tasted nice.
I like sweet cocktails
>>724221354
Lewd
>>724221474
Yeah interests change.
>>724221474
>squeezes around your waist
Chara~
Goodnight.
>>724221416
Yup!
>>724221474
You should try one, it's my favorite. Don't think iv'e tried strawberry, but i've had raspberry vodka.
>>724221574
Just for you~.
>>724220924
Thanks. Probably going to try and draw something once I wake up.
>>724221354
L-Lewd!
>>724221574
I suppose they do. But I love games. Just, when my mood gets down I'm here 24/7 and I play less vidya.
>>724221630
W-well, heya Sono! I was just thinking about you!
>>724221679
Raspberry vodka sounds nice.
Is white russian sweet? I tend to like sweet things
>>724221695
Oh, have fun with that! Drawing is a nice hobby
>>724221720
really? i'm not worth much thought, no worries.
>>724221630
Good night
>>724221768
That's for other people to decide!
How are you? Any plans for today?
>>724221679
Its quite ok dont worry
>>724221720
Oh ok then.
>>724221825
>brushes your hair,
thank you alice~
oh, and enjoy your day.
>>724221842
Right now I sleep! Goodnight Chara!
>>724221720
Ah das ist alles ezy, chillt
ha I don't get to gaming anymore because I'm trapped here 24/7 ;_;
>>724221912
A shame, goodnight!
>>724221948
Get yourself a 3DS. I'm currently playing Metroid Zero Mission on my GBA here
>>724221695
Only a little.
>>724221720
Kind of, it's not too sweet i guess. But it's worth a try.
>>724221876
yeah, perhaps i'll save the lewds for another time. Here's a loving hug~.
>>724221983
Actually have one, only got lego star wars, Binding of Isaac and one Pokemon on it tho
>>724221998
Thank you.
>>724221998
Well, maybe I'm going to try that then
>>724222029
Well, Pokemon is a big time sink depending on how you play and want to beat it. Currently having a Eeveelution team to fuck up the top 4
>>724221720
Yeah, it is. Should do it more often though.
>>724222029
Have you played Monster Hunter games?
Theas threads have no redeeming qualities what so ever… don’t know why I keep coming back.
>>724222063
Anytime, my love.
>>724222112
When you do, let me know how you like it.
>>724222112
First pokemon I played, must say I didn't like it as much as expected
>>724222137
Nope, the ds gaming didn't really open up to me
>>724222137
Yeah... have you ever showed us your art?
>Monster Hunter
ayy, my nigga
>>724222182
Because of nothing else to do and no other significant relationship and or occupation that might take up your time
>>724222186
Will do, but this might take a while
Konata
>>724222182
Because of me :o
>>724222254
Only http://imgur.com/MI4H6f4
So hyped for MHXX. MHG really needed g-rank.
Got favourite weapons and monsters?
>>724222251
You should definitely get Monster Hunter Generations or MHXX once it's released.
Claim
Alright i'm heading to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>724222254
It's alright i'm in no hurry. G'night Chara.
>>724222251
Which one is it? Sun/Moon? X/Y? OR/AS?
>>724222367
Woah, this looks good! Besides the hair, that needs improvement...
Oh yeah, it really needs G-rank.
Favorite weapon would probably be my tripweapon... the Longsword.
Besides that, I also got into Greatsword lately, but Longsword is still my shit with adept style
Favorite Monster... oh yeah, the creepy one... Khezu!
And Astalos. But Astalos only because it's so friggin easy
>>724222510
goodnight Hanako! Sleep well!
>>724222394
3DPD
>>724222564
Omega Rubin, didn't even finish it, it's not challenging at all tbh, also cba to catch em all
>>724222367
Hmm might do, I did hear good things about that game
Hm....
>>724222564
It's an old drawing by now. Don't really want to work on those anymore.
I hate Khezu so much! I'd rather fight 5 Gigginoxes than one Khezu.
My favourites are Nargacuga and Barioth. Shame Barioth wasn't in MH4U or MHG though, but it's coming back in MHXX. Hope there's a quest to hunt Narga, Barioth and Tigrex. That'd be so much fun.
Favourite weapon SNS with Striker Style. Can't really get into other weapons.
Seen this amazing fight between Lucent Narga and Chameleos? http://i.imgur.com/4ESjBzk.png
>>724222695
Yeah, you definitely should.
Good evening everyone
>>724222510
And good night hanako
>>724222933
Evening Louise. How's your day been?
>>724222752
COWFEA
>>724222695
Pokémon is a kids game. Of course it's not challenging. You could turn off the exp share tho, then it's harder.
>>724222752
Hmm?
>>724222912
Fair enough.
Khezu is easy tho! I love him! I just dance around him and giggle at him trying to hit me.
Don't know Barioth since I started with 4U. Nargacuga a shit tho, don't like him that much.
Oh yeah, I also started using SNS because it's fun.
>Feet tickle simulator
Actually, I didn't
>>724222933
Heya Honey
>>724223054
But it should at least matter what kind of element pokemon you use against the opponent, it's just not relevant at all, any pokemon can win
>>724222996
A bit too drawn out, but tomorrow will be better. How about yours?
>>724223054
>Chara gives that good head
>I give better head
Were you being lewd without me
>>724223152
Well... yeah... if you grind long enough...
I remember having my charizard in the first generation flamethrowing himself through the elite 4 at level 100
>>724223206
Only a bit. You know I'm even more lewd with you
>>724223305
Well...you're not wrong..
>>724223054
>Likes Khezu
>Doesn't like Narga
>
Khezu got a good theme though.
Ah, then you probably don't know the joy that is Gigginox either..
I like to use Mycology and Wide Range +2 with SNS. Not the most effective, but playing quasi-support is nice and can save a bad run.
>>724223206
Woke up a while ago (again). Haven't really gotten anything done yet. Should draw later.
>>724223569
I humbly request a Louise drawing!
>>724223495
Of course! I want to make you happy!
>>724223569
>Looks up Gigginox
Oh, the two vagina Khezu! I think I'll like that one very much!
I'm a bit too used to my deviant Rathalos set now to choose something else really... but I always have those life powders with me in case of idiots
Welp. Pathfinder ending without major incident. Need to be at work in 9 hours.
>>724223689
>>724223569
>I see a word I recognise
You do know that Wroggi armor negates poison?
>>724223689
And you do!!
>>724223761
Any fun stories?
>>724223846
What? You saying I can't dodge? I think I have deviant Rathalos moveset in muscle memory now. The few times I get hit by his poison I just drink an antidote.
>>724223850
That makes me happy to hear!
>>724223243
Morning.
>>724223654
I won't promise anything.
>>724223689
Getting a deviant set is so much pain. I got deviant narga armor and deviant glavenus sns.
>>724223846
Yeah, but still, when you run into that poison gas cloud you get thrown back. Wat.
And where's the fun in that?
>>724223850
Our paladin is probably gaining a level in Gunslinger thanks to showing a gun merchant a VERY old gun, the city we just returned to is run by pretty much our guildmaster and our party is basically confined to quarters.
>>724223985
Giggis are surprisingly fast.
>>724224044
Switch axe with fire element. Best friend.
>>724224044
That's true, that's why I'm comfortable with my deviant rathalos. I haven't even played MH this year.
>>724224113
Oh, Giggis. Hmm... oh, still looking forward to the walking vaginatails
>switch axe
You misspelled Longsword.
Also with the adept style I can literally dodge through the poison clouds and attack like a motherfucker
It's gonna be fun
>Really cute Louise pic
>it's RIIIIGHT on the edge of maybe being too lewd to save
>nothing visible, not even panties, but
>
>>724224044
Sure, sure, do what makes you happy!
>>724224113
That sounds..Exciting and dull at the same time?
>Switchaxe
>not Hammer
>claiming Taiga
Hio everyone
>>724224329
It won't harm anyone just saving it, riiight?
>>724224020
Morning, I overslept today.
>>724224271
Me neither. There's really not much to do after you get that deviant gear because of no g-rank. Should probably check the dlc sometime if there's something interesting.
>>724224113
>>724224271
>>724224329
I think you typoed Sword and Shield.
I guess you're not wrong, but...
It's questionable!!
>>724224634
Pls, the switchaxe is better than thaaaat!
>>724224271
No. That switch axe has helped me so much.
>>724224329
It is. Mostly social this session.
Hammer is just tooooooooo slooooooooooow.
>>724224634
SnS is fun. Dual swords is just as fun.
>really only played 3U
>got up to pink Rathians
>goddamn
>>724224632
Oh.
Sleep is healthy, and you don't really get it all that much.
What about work, though? I'm aware that you work very early.
>>724224893
No, SNS definitely the best weapon.
>>724224919
>really only played 3U
You should do something about that. At least when the MHXX comes out.
>>724224978
It's not a habit, of course. I just slept really late, I was planning to wake up at 7 AM I just didn't unfortunately.
No work today, I had work yesterday though, which is why I wasn't really on.
>>724224919
I'm gonna try to light a fire under the party's ass this monday with my group involving Makoto.
but high damage!
>>724225219
Dual Swords is better than that too!
Hunting horn is the only good weapon
What is it with Dark Souls and detachable tails?
I'm starting to get quite the collection.
Good night everyone
>>724225851
Nights Louise
カラミチーマス
Hey people
>>724225219
I plan to.
>>724225485
Are you his regular DM? I hope not.
>mines of madness when?
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724225406
Well, what were you planning to do at 7 AM?
Sleeping isn't exactly a bad use of your time, considering that you don't seem to get enough of it.
>No work today, I had work yesterday though, which is why I wasn't really on.
Oh, I noticed. I hope yesterday went well.
>>724226107
Hi, how are you today?
>>724225666
Would always pick hunting horn bro over others.
>>724225836
Gotta catch 'em all?
What tail did you get now?
>>724226944
Guardian Tail
In the broken pendant area, finishing that off.
>>724226765
Dead. What about you?
>>724227155
Not too bad actually.
Got my phone back, lost it last week on a night out. The funny thing is that I bought a new phone yesterday rip
>>724226944
No one plays It because patterns are harder than mashing the same button
I hate waking up
>>724226107
Hai Rem
>>724227510
Yea and "pff, I don't wanna buff others, I wanna do dmg!"
>>724227526
It's better than not to.
>>724227242
>>724227526
Then dont wake up
>>724227240
Can't you do a return?
>>724227757
>>724227912
Don't think I can, bound to a provider and such silly stuff, a bit salty getting it back the day after, but still better than not getting it. I do know my mom has been thinking about buying the same phone I bought so I'm pretty sure she'll buy it off me.
So I guess everything went better than expected. It's been 10 days since I lost it so I really didn't expect to get it back.
Why you feeling dead?
>>724227713
Hey Saya. How are you?
>found more glasses
>>724228279
Probably sick with some cold. Blew my nose and a thick thing of blood came out.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM
Atheists: 0
Christians: 1
>>724228938
Tired. Thought about getting a nap soon... that'll be the fourth.. or maybe fifth today.
>>724228938
Ech, that doesn't sound nice, hope it doesn't get any worse.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724223243
uwish
>>724227242
nice hair
>>724222423
old man
>>724219941
finnish nigger
>>724219415
*sip*
>>724229511
Late.
>>724229602
i need my sleep uwu
>>724229151
You're always sleeping. Ever thought about getting that checked up?
>>724229281
It's far from the worse.
>>724229951
>Glasses over hair
REEEEEEE
Always sleeping too little and no, I haven't. Probably won't either.
>>724229511
-_-
>>724230234
Ever thought of taking sleeping aids?
>>724230835
Not ok
What time did you go to bed?
>>724230496
w
get good
>>724231112
ok
around 5:30
>>724230672
I haven't. Don't really like the stuff.
>>724231201
I mean I guess sleeping is a good pass time
bump
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>>724233007
some fancy ass writing right there.
>>724231164
Not ok
That's too late -_-
>>724233413
ok
it's not, you're just a old man -_-
>>724233119
its shit and the person who wrote it should die
>Would claim misaki but don't have Misaki Shrine on this computer
>>724234627
The Samurai Buyer dude?
Shiro claimed.
Anyone still here?
>>724234822
still kike
>>724234822
Kinda here, yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFD5DZwK7g
>>724234822
Of course.
Maybe someone interesting or relevant?
>>724234822
no
>>724235261
Shut the fuck up, Shiro! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
Darkness claim
>>724235501
alex you fucking nigger
Great, it's somewhat lively again.
>>724235012
How's it going, fellow pedo?
>>724235044
It's not real music if there are no filters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_0qHRwU_sQ
>>724235371
Why aren't you here tho? Don't you love your waifu?
>>724235407
(You)
>>724235501
tl;dr
>>724236179
yes :o
>>724236225
no:
>>724236106
Aya is the best girl, I was playing some vidya
>>724236106
I'm doing alright, how about you?
>>724236297
Watcha playin Ayayay?
>>724236376
crusader kings2
>>724236297
She sure looks sweet in that uniform. Despite the kids toy arrow she's holding wrong.
Did you ever try archery?
>>724236376
Kinda bored and hungry.
One would assume that cooking could solve both my problems, but I'm here and the stove is waaaay over there.
>>724236279
but why :O
>>724236838
because you're a kike
>>724236889
rude >:o
>>724236511
Nice, haven't played it, but watched a bit.
>>724236825
I am always very reluctant to start cooking, thinking it's going to take a long time and be boring, it's not bad at all when I finally start.
>>724236967
you're rude