What's it like having a big dick? If you flash it in front

She would do that only in movies or porn

>>724218099
no. she would skip straight to sex

>>724218099
maybe, but i'm too big of a pussy to try it

also, i'm 31 years old now, so i can't use the exist of being a kid anymore. probably just get hit with an indecent exposure charge or something

I have a big dick but I don't really like blowjobs because no one can fit it in their mouth.

Yes and yes

>>724218314
>exist
>excuse

I can confirm the women will fight over it. It's they only thing women are competitive over is who can suck a dick the best.

>>724218331
this, real girls are not girls from porn movie.
It easier to win a jackpot at the casino than get a proper blowjob

>>724218099
I don't know OP - But there are an aweful lot of guys w/big dicks posting in dick rate threads seeking validation and on Craigs list begging for random sex.

>>724218099
I can only cum inside an ass

>only thing women are competitive over is who can suck a dick the best.

can confirm this

girlfriend loves sucking me off, and every single time after it's done she gets up and like pumps her fist and shit and acts all excited like she just cured cancer or something and talks about being such a great cock sucker

bitches, man. fuckin wierdos

>>724218441
As someone with an average penis, I can say that it's the case for me also.
Regular girls just suck at oral. Some don't know what to do, some don't watch the reaction, some get tired really fast.
Finding someone who enjoys it and can do it well is like winning a lottery.

it's prolly awesome

if you pull even your tiny peen out theyll cry and call rape cops to fuck you proper. you autists are the only people capable of thinking this nonsense. nice bait, my trolli friend.

>>724218602
that's true my friend. I feel you.

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No girls want it in their bums. So that kinda sucks.
Also you can't just go smashing balls deep right away.
But overall I think it's OK. I just wish I knew it was big when I was younger. Would have been a bit of a confidence boost.

>>724218099

Can confirm: just whip it out IS a good opener

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I really enjoy thoroughly throat fucking a dumb bitch mercilessly

>>724218099
Well my 'straight' friend has a big dick and all he can get is a woman he is fucking for free weed who he hates, and me. He is decently fit and decently hung and a good looking guy. He goes for the show the muscles and big dick but is still lonely enough to love and want to fuck his best friend so it probs doesn't work.

>>724219797
Ever cum from anal?

>>724220243
If you are asking me then yeah. He wanted to try it with me and he really didn't enjoy it haha

>>724218099
Naa

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>>724218566

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>>724218099
This does happen in the case of my best friends gf

>>724218099
you clearly a virgin.
From my experience, women are really much more intu sex and sucking dicks if you dont assume that all she want's in her life is a big dick. They actuelly don't care that much of size but more of how you use it and if you concerned with anything more in bed then just cuming yourself. belive it or not - invest some time in her, make her happy and she will suck even the smallest dick. /b/rotip

>>724220850
This. You autists teach yourselves tons of new bullshit everyday. Take some time and learn how to eat pussy, and she'll never leave you.

>>724221054
amen to that, /b/rothar

>>724218099
alot of dick grabbing my friend, getting groped is pretty usual if u flash a big dick. but if you flash u are prob in a good mood.

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>>724218099
If you have one try stuffing to make your bulge apparent to women. Advertise with a little embellishment and they will flock to you (tried it for years now). Got sluts who I never figured would be into it, best thing is when "the word" gets around to a group of chicks, they will fight over you no joke. Bitches get extremely competitive if they are in a "close" group of friends

it happened to me twice, yes.I had to hold them down, but stilll.

8.5 inches here.

Only fucked one woman my entire life, and im living the single life now. Women suck.

>>724219621
Vids?

>>724218099
i'm 7.1", decent girth too. definitely big but not huge.
my gf can't really control herself when i pop out my dick.

most of the time i was the biggest guy the girls ever had (some told me directly, some heavily implied it), but there were also some who had bigger ones.
literally every single one said my size was perfect, big but not scary big.

and no, you won't get your dick sucked by a random woman just because you're hung. it might increase your chances, but they will still be ridiculously low.

It's fine I guess.

Women only want you for your dick and won't care about you emotionally at all.

>A chick I broke up with 5 years ago, she dated a new guy for years, as soon as they broke up she got into contact with me again and wouldn't stop talking about how much she missed my dick and after all those years it's still the biggest one she's had and I ruined her for other guys because none of them could get her off
I'm only something like 7.5-8 inches long but pretty thick.

I also had some complete and utter SJW that hated my guts but couldn't stop coming back to get fucked.

Various other women in similar situations, a lot of married women want me to fuck them, a lot of cucks want me to fuck their wives.

But nobody actually cares about you when you have a big dick, they only want your dick.

>>724222200
Cock Aesthetics are far more important than size.

>>724222263
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>724222281
exactly.

>>724222319
Hey, it's /b/ take it with a grain of salt. I don't care.

>tfw soda can dick
>last girl i had sex with made me pull out and jack off on her
>"not long enough and way too thick"
>6 1/16 length by 8 7/16 girth
just kill me fam.

>>724222281
this, big+nice presentation is the ultimate combo for female attention

>>724222427
see>>724222319

>>724222427
>A girl I used to sleep with always made me cum on her face or in her mouth because she liked watching me bulge, I was always kind of freaked out by it but hey ho

>>724222499
I'm 7" with a relatively Aesthetic well kept cock. Feels good man.

Girls will always try to come back man, that's the most obvious thing about having a big dick. They might break up with you, hate you or whatever but they'll always crave it. It'll always be in the back of their heads.

>>724222427
i would look at getting a reduction for that girth fam.

>>724221874
Haha, what a loser. Even I managed to fuck 4 girls, three of them were cute.
t 4.5 inches dicklet

>>724218099
you are confusing big dick with big wallet
life isnt like porns, watching too much porn will fuck you up anon

Unfortunately it's a win-lose situation. On the other hand it's a big turn on for quite a lot of women. Seeing bulge in your pants, feeling it through fabric... Seeing that big cock in front of them for the first time, worshipping it, how they want it inside, how they want your seed...

And actually, that's where the fun stops. To occasional fucks and then you have to wait until they rest their places. And if you're more relationship person as I do it means that you're stuck with someone who can't take it as often as you want to use it in the long run.

They get tired to suck it because it's too difficult and takes lots of musclework. Also their pussies get sore quite easily, getting nailed by big dick constantly (in relationship) gets their places sore - the stretching and redness of pussylips and opening is not that bad but how it feels in their guts, their stomach...

Sure. They want it really much as a side dish, curiosity, delicatessen. But as a "every day bread" it's going to cause lots of trouble no matter how well you know how to use it :(

>>724221054
oldfag can confirm
learn to love going down on her
enjoy making her come
take your time
stay off the clit until she begs for it
keep it up until she has 2 orgasms
she'll do anything you want after that

>>724220685

storytime

>>724222693
haha good luck, don't be afraid to show it. Tease coworkers/neighbors/friends gf's and see who is cock hungry.

I used to fuck my highschool English teacher (defiantly not good if she got caught) after school at her rent house. It was all possible because I would make a point to shove my junk into her direct view at her desk. She was at a football game and I sat with her while she slipped her hand under my jacket on my lap and groped. After that we were in too deep to stop, fucked her several times a month.

I won't say much but she was in her 20's and obviously a slut. Caught her staring and kept it up, almost every day my crotch was dangled in front of her. She stopped trying to hide it and I told her it was cool if she wanted to touch it sometime. Obviously I flirted with her too but she was a size queen for sure

>>724223676
also helps that I am a shower. 5" soft, gives me even more reason to show it off. Bulge factor is ridiculous.

>>724222987
Milfs never seem to have a size issue, at least in my four cases of railing someones mom. Nothing but fun. You are correct about most women though

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>>724218441
>>724218602
This. I have a 7 inch cock and my wife is good at BJs but never does it...NEVER! It took her gay friend telling her what to do though for her to become good at it. Go figure.

>>724223760
I envy you, I have to get a semi before the girth/length is apparent. Not that hard (no pun intended) but still.

Ever squish it against some chick when going for a "hug"? Seems to work well for a tease and get their attention

>>724224019
hug squish is a good trick, tends to get attention. I don't buy regular underwear, all of mine are themed and with a pattern, so if I ever want to draw attention to it, its just a matter of having my waistband poking out. Draws attention straight to the underwear. Showing off the underwear is an excuse to show off the bulge and a half.

Swimming is also an amazing excuse if you go in trunks.

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>>724221054
>>724223004
These anons have magic powers. I eat pussy constantly and make the girl cum multiple times...still no sucky sucky for me.

Face it. Women just love talking about dick sizes.

https://youtu.be/n2I9IgqavKI

>>724224129
Damn that's good, going to use that waistband trick. Thanks bro, and yeah swimming can be a great way to show off if the water isn't too cold. In fact swimming is the best way for physical contact. Water games, push her pelvis first, keep bumping into them until they get the message and respond. Hot tubs work always, haha no joke If I can get girls into a tub I will get into their pants 4/5 times.

I wear boxers most of the time but I have several pairs of tight briefs to go fishing for sluts. Tight shorts too, really they are just outgrown/old but do the trick. Also spreading is key, obviously while sitting I push it out enough to catch others eyes, worked on my 26 year old ex boss. Every day she had her fat tits pressed out against a tight shirt and I got back at her by wearing skimpy shorts/underwear. Not 3 months into that job we were grinding behind her desk while everyone else was working, great feeling fucking your boss btw

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>>724225122
Old picture of my semi cock through my jeans.

>>724225122
Problem I find with being a shower is it is fucking awkward to sleep on my stomach or side. Also, urinals are super weird. Dudes stare man.

>>724218099
Name Of Chick

>>724225514
August Ames.

>>724225305
I don't really like jeans, they are always uncomfortable and end up squishing me sooner or later. They work but I am not a fan, nice seeing them work out for someone else with this blessing/curse though.

>>724225558
Don't actually know why I had jeans on that day. I'm more of a shorts guy. Always trunks and briefs over boxers though, hard to emphasis a dick through boxers. Not impossible though.

>>724225452
Sorry man. I can't have a female roommate without getting sexually involved whether I intended to or not.

It's happened FOUR times now and ruined a friendship because she was dating a friend and decided to trap me with blackmail to get me to go along with cheating on him until she told him anyway. Cunt

>>724222319
And yet, it's a common theme from everyone posting. I have an even 8" and I always thought that was respectably average because of porn so I had to learn from girl's reactions.
BJs suck, anal is a no go most of the time and you always have to be concious of not going to hard and deep.

>>724225892
oh man, if you have them already in the house, the bait is already set. Good old towel slip post shower works like a charm. You reach to stop it falling, but don't quite get it in time..

>>724225892
que? how did she blackmail excatly? getting rimmed is pretty much accepted now a days, shouldnt worry

>>724218483
I'm not huge but I'm big (7*5.5). This sounds like me :(

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>>724218408
He made a typo
>hahhahaha ecks dee maymay arrow tiem guyzz

>>724218503
My ex is a total fucking ass. I should give you her number.

>>724226025
Fucked her twice and she recorded it, funny it started with her friend she set me up with "surprising" me with a threesome on my birthday. Only it was with my friends gf... mistakes were made sure but she was a bitch about it.

Roommate decided she wanted to keep going and I didn't, so blackmail was thrown on me and we fucked for months until she told her bf, my friend, anyway.

>>724218099
When i cam.on omegle or something they all talk shit then i whip it out and theyre eyes widen and i smile

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>>724225973
Had a neighbor who's wife is a pretty nice piece of ass, when her husband left I found a reason to go talk to her. She started calling me when she had the house to herself, I showed up and she would hug me more and more. Pressed into me constantly, wore skimpy clothes and complimented me every other sentence.

One day we were watching Thor and she sat on my lap, didn't get to the ending of that movie. Kept it up until I moved out of my parents place over a year and a half later. Milf's are great

Pic close to her appearance, tits and all. I don't have her on my new hard drive sadly

>>724227527
Damn brother, she is fine. Dead she let you go raw?

>>724227607
Always, tubes were tied or else she would have been having my kid. She was calling me up for a quick errand she needed done several times a week and we end up on her couch/bed/chair floor until 7:30 or when her husband was late sometimes 10 at night. I went out the back, hopped the short fence and walked back to my parents 25 yards away.

>>724218099
Half of the girls I duck start crying and tell me to stop. Either that or I have to fuck like all soft and tender like a grandpa. That's all from girth but even the most gaping and cavernous of vagina's will still get hurt if you start smashing up against their cervix. This isn't porn, big duck can be a real curse..........
STILL WOULDNT TRADE IT FOR A TEENY WEENY THOUGH!!

>>724228026
What's it like cucking a dude? Seems glorious being selected as the superior male.

>>724228794
yeah, doesn't the cervix act slightly elastic when rammed though? It should give way a little bit at least, and they dilate during her orgasm so just keep on shaping her cunt to your size until it is a snug fit.

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>>724218099
Really makes you think huh?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c

>>724218874
When did it start to grow big?

>>724228980
she wanted an easy fuck from a discreet source.

As far as I could tell he was cheating on her first anyway, still feels great to this day knowing I could make her cream several times in one session. I was the only one at the time, the only cocks that went into that house were me and her husbands.

Making another man's woman scream your name is the greatest feeling I have had during sex. I stole her underwear left and right, she would ask me for it and a month or so later I gave them (most) back after she got mad. Always soaked them in my spunk, never washed them. I told her if she wanted her favorite pair back she would have to wear them as they were until we next met days later.

It way kinky as hell, she wore them too, I asked her to show me when we met in the parking lot, pulled them up slightly and there were cum soaked panties still unwashed. Ate her out for hours as a reward two days later

>>724218331
Pic or your just a roodypoo lier and time stamp or its a 1-2 in her prove me wrong anon

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>>724218099
Check em, it rocks

>>724218099
No. Most of them don't even care.

Honestly the best pet of a big dick isn't actually related to sex. It's the confidence that comes from it. In fact, the confidence from having a big dick is almost always what gets you laid, not the actual dick itself.

>source: 7 1/2 inch dick

>>724232492
>cont

Like... it's like armor. You're immune to tiny dick jokes. The best part is when your ex's try to make them...

Like bitch, we both know that's not true.

Enourmous penis by davinci's notebook sums it up pretty well.

>>724232492
/thread

>>724232492
People don't realize this. Everyone hears 'be confident' so much it becomes a cliche and people forget it actually works.

>>724232492
Truth, but not the whole truth. Playing your cards right will cause women to compete over you like a prize to be won. They are competitive and eager to please when they get caught up in "the hype" of a huge cock. Also size queens who just need the biggest they can find that night to stuff their box, sluts? Sure but I am not complaining

>>724218099

About 8 inches and thick and when my dick gets pulled out its always. "Thank god!" Or "omg its so big its not gonna fit" . having a big sick or really just above average is a fucking godsend. Plus im so fucking handsome that everyone in my life encourages modeling for me. Fucking blessed Scandinavian genes. Thanks for the thread OP. Might try to slam some guts today

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>>724233508
Scandi genes for the win