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I'm bored /b. Sitting outside, chain smoking. Help me

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I'm bored /b.

Sitting outside, chain smoking. Help me cure this.

For every post end in trips, I'll burn myself with my cig. Will post time pics with stamps to confirm. I'll light one up when this posts.
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>>724213843
Roll
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>>724213843
Op here. I'll roll just to be a good sport.
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Let's hurt OP. Roll.
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do it on your left wrist so you can be a germs fan
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>>724214563
Bottom or top part?
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Talk to us. Reddit will help you.
https://discord.gg/6PxmDfJ
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>>724213843
Ex smoker here.
Rolling
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>>724214707
lel. Can't discord. I already use account for a big game. Must stay anon.
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>>724214652
bottom part if op dose it i will as well w time stamp
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>>724214893
Make a new one?
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>>724213843
Rollio
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>>724215104
No? Not worth it?
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someone else who burns with cigarettes here! roll
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>>724215242
You're right. Sounds like alot of work
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>>724215278
If you knew how much I have to be on my current, you'd quit arguing and just fucking roll.

Also, rerolling for myself. Because fuck it.
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>>724215491
reroll all you like, no one is getting trips you fart loving faggot
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>>724215491
Wasn't arguing; I'm lazy as fuck.

Also, isn't every post a roll?

If not...roll.
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Roll for the circle one! Germs Legacy
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burn that wirst
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>>724215630
Yes. I said that because I'm a "fart loving faggot."
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buuuuuuuuuuurn
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>>724215777
Haasaaaaaa!!!
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we dont need no water let the motherfucker BURN.
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>>724215777
BURNNNNN
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BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN.
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>>724215777
Winrar
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do it fag
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>>724215777
HERE WE AAAAAARRRRRRR
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fucking do it
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>>724215777
yes you are fart lover yet i shall witness your trips

*witnessing intensifies*
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B B B B B B B B
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Tracking OP's IP and physical adress now, incase no come thruing
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>>724215777
bump.

sorry about this, OP.
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DO IT ALREADY SLUT
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Do it
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111 is incoming. prepare to do it twice fag
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now
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>>724216111
Winrar
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>>724216111
HEYYYY
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Sorry I did side of it. Tried to get best burn I could but cig went out on my skin twice.
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Holy fucking shit i just shit my pants from all the trips
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>>724215777
>>724216111
Winrars
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>>724216111
Op here. Fuuuuk. Winrar tho.
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more winrar
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A-/10
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>>724216215
Shiiieet
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>>724216177
Kudos my man. Hope you can break the chain. Good luck to you.
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>>724216177
check'd

nice burns OP that's a solid 8/10 cig burn right there
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>>724216289
Literally a nice river of day after tacos hotbutt flowing in my bed now. Well worth it
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I'll get 444, too. Just wait.

And I do hope you quit. Cigs smell like shit and obviously they're terrible for you.
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at this rate, op will look like cheetah before bump limit
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niceeee
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Im a goat guys
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do it three times
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444
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10/10
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Some one get more trips before he smokes whole pack
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Rorr
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Cig keeps going out fast on me.
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>>724216491

It's because your faggy skin is made of fag.
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>>724216381
Mmmm, taco sludge. Feels like shitting shards of glass soaked in battery acid, but with the consistency of pudding.
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>>724216491
don't press down so hard. or avoid buying FSC
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8===D
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>>724216621
yup this is solid advice. get the cigarette close to your skin, you'll start to feel it burning without touching. then when it gets too much, push it into your skin and twist

source: self harmer here
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>>724216634
{(.)} ~ ~ c==8
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)'jrss
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I'll try 888 later.
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hope yall dident forget about anon
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>>724216876

later
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>>724216816
wut?
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>>724216702
Noted. The trips are strong here today. I'm afraid to even post myself in here again.

>I got first trips in my own post
>mfw
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>>724216920
it's haxx0r talk you wouldn't understand it
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>>724216896
how could we forget an op that delivers?
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>>724216994
poop
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>>724216896

not going to lie. I'd let you first me.
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I sure as hell love to hurt people. rolling!
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Last try for 111 and then I have to give him my best wishes. Good luck.
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>>724217076
*fist
Ftfy
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>>724217067
the kind of thing you eat for dinner because you're so poor and you can't afford food so you eat your poop for dinner then you poop out your poop and eat it again because you're so poor?
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>>724217144
got em
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>>724216896
I will never forget you OP you delivrar

May more OP's follow your example
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>>724213843
roll
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>>724217201
Op here. That's not me. It's another anon who said he'd do same if I delievered.
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check 'em
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>>724217144
you don't fuckin know me. maybe I like the taste
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A OP who delivers !!

My life makes sense again.
Thx bro
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>>724217287
Oh lul. My point is though that you did the delivrar, OP doesn't delivrar enough anymore. Maybe this will change because of you...
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Trips, really? Be a man, 69 or dubs, faggot
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>>724217493
already 2 in this thread alone. don't fix what ain't broken
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>>724217493
An op who delivers. Trips occur twice. Does both. Still a complaint here. Can never make people happy.
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>>724217493
BUKKAKE THE UNBELIEVER!
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Op here again. Just in case 404 somepoint before another trips, thx for curing my boredom, /b.
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>>724213843
I just quit smoking last nite. the quit sucks but I haven't bought my own smokes in like months. I go find halfies. last money I had I spent on chew, last two cans. twyin ta quit tabaccy cold turkey. don't it before can do it again. good luck /b/ro. TRIPS
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>>724217076
ur in luck bud
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kek wills it
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>>724217818
eww on brand
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I am currently speeding towards heroin relapse. Already began.
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>>724218129
Hey, that's how my brother died! Don't be a pussy, eat as many as when you were at your peak!
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>>724218095
No, they're from a native american tribe that lives near where I am. They are exempt from tabacco tax. Also own casionos here and all that shit. Soverign land. Good cigs.
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>>724218129
post at thread then dont just waste it
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>>724218202

Yeah , it sucks.
But again, I already began. Started slow but now a couple days in and I'm back where I was basically.
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>>724218272

Still not getting dope sick. I won't consider myself relapsed until I'm dope sick.
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>>724218205
so not fire safety cigarettes, then? that shit ruined alot of brands for me
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>>724218327
I hope you get trips.
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>>724218391
to burn himself with the spoon?
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>>724218471
No. So I can burn myself again. I was reveling in the trips magic. Worth the pain.
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is thread died?
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I fucking love heroin
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>>724218539
ah. thought you meant so the heroin could burn themself instead...suppose that doesn't stay in the vein of the thread, though
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>>724218564
I'm lighting up one more cig. If no trips by the time I'm done with it, I be done. Already gone through so many.
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is the harming helping you with stopping or are you just a harmer?
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I just realized I'm in the wrong thread
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>>724218663
purple
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>>724218684
Aww, don't leave! Think of all the fun times we could have
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Do i need to change filename to participate
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>>724218778
off by 1
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>>724218663
No, not a harmer. And not with stopping. Just as post said, I was bored. And I never see op's deliver anymore. Decided to bring back the /b fag magic.
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>>724218812
Nope, just your panties.
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>>724218888
OH FUCK!
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>>724218888
Ooooooo
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>>724218872
alright

ill roll some more then.
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>>724218888
Win...rar?

You will honor quads, right?
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>>724218888
Quads tho
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>>724217144
tell me the haxxor thing.
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>>724218778

Still here. This is interesting too.
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>>724219000
winrar. OP must burn himself, and tell me about the haxxor thing
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>>724217818
yo op thx for the thread had some fun tonight keep your eyes peeled on /b/ tomorow cuz i might make a new thread
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>>724219000
Welp, here we go again, bois
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>>724219015
awww yissss
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>>724217493
may I shit into both of your nostrils?
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Phone now at 30% and have to leave for work in 30mins. What have you done to me op?
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Ok I have to do one pic at a time apparently.
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>>724213843
gross are you smoking baileys?
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>>724219159
Please do as I am apt to loogie it forth just to gargle that masterpiece of excrement
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>>724219204

You will have many nipples on your arm for the rest of your life
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Sorry if that one isn't as good boys.
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>>724213843
i once did this in the middle of my forehead while I was on break at work.......... cool.
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>>724219267
All the better for you to suck on, my dear
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>>724219266
I want to feed you beaver testicles while you're tied up in a rusty factory.
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>>724219364
a rusty.....spoon?
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>>724219268
Op here again. Half way through the cig. Then must shut it down. Only because of how many cigs i went through already.
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>>724216816
teach me the thing my trips demands it
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>>724219328

Yeah but they're no fun without the whole titty
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>>724219427
Thanks for delivrars op. Sounding on the docket for tomorrow night?
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>>724219423
twelve rusty spoons a salad fork a dead goat and a fat girl on testosterone baby.
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>>724219519
Salad fingers reference was lost.
Weak pitch or weak catch?
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>>724219427
maybe one last?

but you did a good job, its been long since i saw delivering OPs.
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>>724219524
I might if I have time. Someone can screen shot thread. Will make my presence known if I do.
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>>724219573

Salad fingers had many nipples?
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>>724219610
Neat
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>>724219623
Phone is weird for this. Was meant for:
>>724219532
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Gotta head to bed. Thanks to all the trips & the quad.
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>>724219859
Yay! I helped!

Whelp, I'm off to work with a dead phone, then.
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