What is /b/ smoking tonight? I have some cristal m.e.t.h and

>>724207721
Faggot. Snort oxycontin like an adult

>>724208001
opioids are for pussys, take benzos and weed.

>>724208001

Faggot. Get drunk, strip down to your socks and a torn undershirt, and beat your roommates girlfriend, Elly, like an adult.

>>724208502
How's middle school?

>>724208502
>take benzos and weed
You're a fucking retard

>>724208618
>Implying that i didnt already do that

I don't have any weed on me and I'm very dissapoined. I scraped some weed out of my grinder and only got a very small bowl. Barley got high

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>>724208708

Fuck. You're on your game then. I bow to your superiority.

Only fags do drugs past their 20's...

/thread

>>724209188
If it makes you feel any better, most of these anons are probably 15.

If they were older, they would have moved on to other boards by now.

>>724209188

weed isnt a drug you stupid motherfucker. maybe you should stop drinking all that coffee you dumb fuck

>>724208628
Was nice... like 12 yeara ago.
Why?

>>724209313
point proven...

Weed may not be a drug but THC is.

Any chemical that can alter the human psychology is indeed a drug.

Maybe if you took some college science courses like, idk Organic Chemistry or Biochemistry you'd know these things. But no, you're too busy being a fucking loser degenerate getting high..

Smoke all the weed you want, do all the drugs you want. I did it too. You have to grow up eventually.

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>>724209286

You underestimate how sad I am.

>>724208638
Best combo ever!

>>724207721
legit have same bowl

>>724209446

maybe you should go kill yourself, sugar is a drug by your standards. fucking ape faggot. I earn 42 dollars an hour for prudential you fucking queer lame faggot little dick prick shit. no joke. go kill yourself faggot. you're the fucking degenerate piece of shit. you realize I own the house im in? you worthless bag of shit get the fuck out of my face Ill spit in your faggot ass face if I saw you in real life and pop a tooth if you tried to swing back at me you lanky little faggot. how old are you early 20's? you fucking little faggot you're shit you fucking sub human.

>>724209446

eveyrone look at the faggot ass grandpa lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo... u wet ur pants yet need a diaper? kid you probably cant even get a job at taco bell let alone you work 40 hours a week hahahaha

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>>724209188

this faggot says /thread and continues to respond to people. then he says drugs are bad and make people retarded. this is coming from the "sober" guy. kek. fucking retard spotted

Post Stoner Comics! graciasaz
ON some Snowcap

Smoking gorrila glue. Pretty good stuff.

>>724209613

Prudential wouldn't pay a faggot stoner 42/hr. I make nearly triple your wage 2 years out of school.. Go jerk off to your dank kush m8 you fucking homo

>>724209188
You cant /thread your own post newfag

>>724209446
>organic chemistry
>biochemestry

Shit, better try thermodinamics to get a carrer with future, not that happy shit that liberal likes nowdays.

>>724209286
I just came from a magical place to chill.

>>724209893
I'm going to get that next time then....hows the high?

>>724209526
Light it up then!

>>724209901
>I make nearly triple your wage 2 years out of school

meanwhile I been working for 10 years and own a 800k house in new york. go fucking kill yourself already you stupid fuck. want to see all the stocks I own you dumb little faggot. implying anyone is going to hire you. kill yourself already. im 27 already worth 1 mil+. kill yourself. kill youself and kill yourself you faggot little sub human

>>724210047

>worth 1 mil+
>on /b/

kek

>>724210047
>worth 1 million dollars
>makes a stoner thread

>>724209901
>. I make nearly triple your wage 2 years out of school
. I make nearly triple your wage 2 years out of school

LMFAOOOOOO. Someone is going to pay this faggot 120+ bucks an hour. he's probably going to be a gay model and take that dick up the ass. best part is he doesnt even mention his career path.

FUTURE STARBUCKS WORKER SPOTTED. kys hahahahaha

>>724209926
>physics
>career with a future

>>724209893
How it is the high?

>>724209992
The high is great. Its more of a body high. It lasts a while also.

ITT:

Potheads get mad because they're faggots and make up fantasy life qualities, but are too high to realize that any real job requires a drug test

>>724210199
>Every fucking pothead ever
Do you retards ever say anything new or interesting? This shit is becoming a meme

>>724210167

>implying I'm OP

you can't be this stupid can you? not everyone is a sober degenerate white knight fedora wearing caucasian redneck of america. some of us actually work 40/h jobs and surf /b/. i been here since 2002 before you 15 years old came and already carved my career while youre still jerking to miley cyrus pics and applying to college. just saying not eveyrone is unemployed and working shit jobs like most of you fags

>>724210302
Yes

Girl scout cookies.
>tfw almost out of weed
:(

I tried ice cubes in my bong and it was soothing.

>>724210181
Career path?

>Hired as a programming intern while in school
>Hired by the same company after graduation
>Senior developer status after first year

Meanwhile you guys are worried about the koosh lyfe with /b/tards.. Absolute imbeciles. I purposely antagonized you faggots and look at the reaction

>>724210277

Stop smoking for a month when you apply for a job? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO...... my sides....... holy shit you "sober" people can't be this fucking stupid can you??? and You're "smart"? LMFAO...... what the fuck this generation is retarded as fuck or what?

>>724210302
made me reply

>>724210167
OP here and that's not me. I love what I do but I don't have a "1mill worth"...
Come on, look at my pipe! I'm a middle class stoner that works 30 hours a week in a prívate company so I can Pay my education

drunk as fuck off tequila

shits good

also dabbing some hybrid shit idk what it is but its stroing

fuck work tmorrow lmfao DRIK MORe

also playing this new game blackwake, its a pirate game. shitsfun af especially when appropriately drunk

fiuucki niuggers

>>724210371
>"you can't be this stupid can you?"
>claims alpha /b/ track record

>>724209435
Where do you live?

Hope to god it's my state you washed up loser.

>>724210428

wondering why you haven't sliced your neck open you are the definition of a true faggot. you are comparing yourself to someone who's already been 10 years working. you are a fucking imbecile holy shit.......... do you own a house? no. cars? no stock ? no so what the fuck are you even showing off go eat a dick you faggot ass student. liberal faggot spotted for sure

>>724210577

you digress and fail to refute his point therefore you are what is called "retarded". strawman logic much? you stupid too? kek

>>724210194
To hippie for me, even thou I have to take 2 physics classes. Think more about biomedical engeeniering.

>>724209613
>>724210047
>>724210371
>>724210643
Why is this guy so fucking mad?

>>724210643
Nobody worth 1 mill is going to type like this or get this mad over the internet. Go be insecure somewhere else faggot

>>724210428
>Senior developer
Prove it

>>724210540
Respectible response. Thank you OP for being a humble guy. Sending good vibes/luck your way.

>>724209286
Projecting

>>724207721
How much did you pay for those mids?

>>724210845

go mind your business what the fuck do you even know you taco bell working little dick fuck. i wanna see your tax returns so I can shit my ass from laughter. fucking little grime worker. its called union and you faggot little ass wont even get into one. theres a reason i live in upstate new york and I love showing my shit off to sober little faggots like you who stereotype. you are an ignorant piece of shit so imma show off some more and shit all ove ryour faggot little parade. hows that bank account? maximum lol

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>>724210747
>engeeniering

>>724210901
System.out.println("You're a faggot");

>>724207721
Dont smoke weed. Weed is for niggers. I can tell your white because we're the only ones who fuck with meth.

>>724210428
He mad.
Ok ok you are ultra billionarie or whatever, smoke a fancy blunt and post it on /b/.
You must a fancy Nígger or just a troll.

Smoke some and show your piece or get the fuck out.

>>724207721
Show us your biggest shard

>>724211009
>upstate new york
>maximum bank account

>on /b/

this guy

>>724210428
Ever consider that some people just don't give a fuck about the same things as you?

>>724210635
Not in the states.... you know not everybody here american

>>724211065

you got it wrong that faggot is still in school claiming hes going to make money talking shit to some guy whos been working already making good money. so a fucking student who has shit vs someone hired in workforce for a decade. you tell me who you will hire with that resume? lmao def not the fucking retard kid

>>724211045
You've literally never written any code in your life

>>724211207

you realize not everyone is poor? son maybe i should pick you up and show you my bank account in real person. lolz

>>724210753
Just let it be, people just need to vent every now and then.

>>724211334
pics or ur a poser fag

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Dank shit idk for sure what the strain is but tastes good.

This guy here:
>>724209446


Who is this dude
>>724210643

and why is he going fucking crazy?

>>724210371
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>724211005
$15 for 2gs

I took all the keef from 2 grinders and made marijuana firecrackers. It's slowly kicking in and it's just nice right now

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>>724211334
i'm ritcher than u lelel smok w33d m8

>>724211278
shit! I'm too high for this.
but thanks.

>>724211568
aw man, I feel you.
at least it doesn't have seed and shit.
how much was for that

High as fuck Aussie reporting in.

About to smash some roast beef, play dota, eat some tim tams, fap then sleep.

>>724209446
Why do you come here to argue with us about how we choose to enjoy our free time?

>>724211745
>marijuana firecrackers
not bad! better than 1 bowl

>>724211968
Also isn't alcohol a drug? Now only faggots drink?

>>724212088
>dubs of truth

here is my wisdom.
Depends on what you drink.

>>724209613
Kek

>>724212000
I didn't have a full bowl but I had enough to make 2 crackers and it only took half of one to get me very stoned. People always claim eating it is less effective. Why is that?

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>>724212179
can I have a steam game?

So I smoked meth a month ago. My balls and lower abdomen swelled.did it 2 weeks ago, same thing. Did it yesterday again same thing. Does that happen to any of you fags?

>>724212218
most of the people are high when they took it...
for me, edible it's totally a winner.

>>724207721
Picked up an eighth for 12 dollars. The store had a deal where each subsequent eighth was 10. I think they do all of their own growing too because it's all labeled with their store name.

This is some janky ass bottom shelf brick weed for sure, but what did I expect for 12 bucks?

>>724212179
And yet you're not having any fun with your life. You go on the internet to argue with stoners at 3 am. The only reason I'm still up is because I'm in pain. That's why I'm stoned. What's your excuse?

>>724210946
This

>>724212323
OP here...
I don't smoke meth, there is a weed strain named, cristal m.e.t.h

>>724212428
It's for edibles

>>724212323
Dude, stoners don't smoke meth. We found our drug. We're not so desperate for relieve that we'd do something else when we could smoke pot. It's good for emotional and physical pain.

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>>724209188
>/thread

>>724212614
that's one hell of a deal, but what strain is it?

>>724209446
>>724209901
>>724210277

Faggot ass broke pieces of sub human shit. Dumb ass faggots think everyone is poor like you dumb ass faggots.

>>724212620
This is the truth. I can give me a boost when I'm depressed, help me sleep when I'm restless, and relieve my aches when I'm sick. Why the hell would I ever need to smoke anything else.

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>>724212833

Forgot to post pic for your broke ass faggots earning minimum wage talking bad about weed and stoners. rofl @ u. go choke yourselves to death on that liquor please you fucking rednecks.

FYI this is only my chase account broke faggots. kill yourselves.

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>>724210946
thanks, same to you.

>>724212823
Purple arrow. Yeah I'm not surprised that it was so cheap though, because I get other things there, like a 2 pack of .7 gram joints of this stuff called big bud, 5 dollars for the both of em, and my friends and I have nicknamed it turbo weed, it's some potent stuff for the price. In general they are the cheapest dispensary I have shopped at, and even though that eighth looks and feels janky, it's surprised me in it's effectiveness as a pain reliever.

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>>724213011
You mean this bank receipt I pulled of Pineterst?

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>>724213350
Or this one I pulled from a financial website.

>>724211103

this
>>724212572

you're still poor at the end of the day which makes me kek.

>>724213526
Any respectable bread winning human being is not going to browse 4chan.

>>724213350
>>724213448

probably poor considering the amount of work he's putting into his investigative research. future starbucks server spotted :)

>>724213236
>Purple arrow
what?!
that is good weed, maybe is the dry time they give to the buds, but for that price you have some nice edibles.

>>724213603

well I got news for you son. us oldfags started working years ago. ill like to see where you are in 10 years because I had my house by age 26 working from age 16. lol @ u. you're probbaly lazy am right?

>>724213700
I would love to make edibles from it, but I've nowhere to do so. I live in section 8 housing and the smell would definitely alert the nosy ass neighbors. I primarily smoke at my sister's place because she doesn't mind, but she doesn't want me stinkin' up her kitchen. It's not that bad smoked though, I was starting to feel decently relaxed after use with just my bat.

>>724209613
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>724213845
I'm valuable. People like me because when it comes to back breaking physical labor, I work and work and I don't stop, I'm like an autonomous labor robot, but I also have schizophrenia and a really bad bi-polar disorder and these days I can't do much work because the hallucinations are very distracting. I do have an associates degree in computer science on a hardware/software track and I work out of home to covers my bills and basic needs.

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>>724214442
It's important to never give into schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder. Try to continue working or doing things you love, it helps clear the mind. At least that's what I have found. Also, don't give up....oh and adopting a cat always helps.

>>724212572
Which is a horrible name. Worse than Green Cack or Durban Poison. Stop giving your drugs horrible scary names when the drug in question has an ld50 so high it's high it's impossible to reach. Literally impossible.

>>724214091
If it's legal where you live why would they care? Also can't you just buy edibles from the dispensary

>>724215672
Because section 8 housing is ran by a federal housing association, and if I get caught smoking it here I'll have more than my lease terminated.

Yeah of course I can buy edibles, but it would be a lot cheaper to buy a bunch of these 12 dollar eighths and make my own.