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It's my /b/day. I have 8 slices of cake to share. Singles

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It's my /b/day. I have 8 slices of cake to share.

Singles - no slice
Doubles - slice
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>>724205690
cake me up
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>>724205803
awww
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>>724205803
No can do sorry
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>>724205690
gimme slice
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>>724205865
Sorry man
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Me want slice
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The cake is a lie
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>>724205951
So it seems
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>>724205690
I'm on a diet sorry but happy birthday anyway
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>>724206034
It's okay man I respect that and thanks
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I'm on diet
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do you want to be raped on your birthday?
gimme a slice and we'll see what happens
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>>724205690
There's like 16 slices you fucking fat piece of shit
You're really gonna eat half of that fucking cake?
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Lemme grab some of that cake
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I want cake...
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>>724206131
Saving some for later I don't have enough friends to envite
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>>724205690
Gimme that cake nigga
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>>724206355
Oh shit here you go!!!
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happy birthday bro, gibe da cake
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I get second slice
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Give me cake
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>>724206498
:^/ sorry man not this party
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Want a slice
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>>724206406
Op is a girl tits or gtfo
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>>724205690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7pAgs8i6c
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>>724206556
Then I ask again nicer
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Can I have a slice?
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>>724206566
How about a compromise??
6 slices left
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Fuck me daddy I want the fourth slice
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>>724206599
I'm not opening that just take the cake and go man
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>>724206698
Ginme cake
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rollin' for a slice o' cake
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Gimme cake fag
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Cake me
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>>724205690
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>>724206766
I got you fam
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>>724206786
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>>724206818
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>>724206836
buyin you a new cake bruh
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>>724205690
Tiramisu only
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Looks tasty op
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>>724206498
>>724206531
>>724206564
>>724206624
>>724206698
>>724206734
>>724206766

At first I don't suceed, try trt again. And now I have cake
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>>724206811
can I borrow some of your dubs?
I really want a slice...
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>>724206811
Only 4 pieces left for the taking...
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gimme put in mouthhole
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>>724207000
Ooooh baby a triple!! Have a goody bag too
3 left
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>>724207000
chkd
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I want a second slice
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>>724207290
No greedy little goblins at my bday now scram kid
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>>724207290
I want that slice
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>>724207346
Unfortunate
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>>724207346
Gimme gimme gimme
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>>724207102
aww shit thanks op
happy birthday bro
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>>724207426
Sorry no cake but thanks mate!!
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>>724205690
give me my slice, nigga
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>>724207418
I want. I need
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>>724205690
Slice get
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>>724207487
I will get my second slice
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>>724205690
I will have 2 ,thank you.
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>>724207557
Not on my watch
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>>724207557
CAKE
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>>724207670
I crave chocolate
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>>724207752
Fucking give
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>>724207865
Eat some brocc Porky give it up
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>>724207865
Maybe cake communism will work?
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Trips get
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>>724207986
The bourgeoisie just don't want to give me a second slice
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gib cake
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>>724208081
Fuck me to death
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Gimme DAT cake
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>>724208088
Heyoo!!
2 left!
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>>724208081
I will keep trying. Peace land and cake
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>>724208165
thank you and happy birth
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>>724208081
Get those damn commies outta my thread
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>>724208207
Globalist communism owns all cake
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Fat boy here needs a slice
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>>724205690
Thanks, happy bd!
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dont give the commies the cake
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What kind of cake
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>>724208269
My fucking god (or lack there of)
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>>724208280
Thanks but no cake :^/
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>>724208333
Oh baby I pulled a triple
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>>724208333
We got a special cake for the triple over here boys!!!!

ONE SLICE REMAINS
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gib another slice im fat
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>>724208399
Looks good, thank
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>>724208400
Asaaaand the cake is all gone! Thanks for playing /b/!!
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>>724208400
ayy i got two piece im a special boy
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>>724208400
lol, you did it
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>>724208341
КИП ТРЙИНГ
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>>724205690

Gimi som cake faggeroni
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>>724208472
Кэк
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i have successfully kept two pieces of cake from the filthy commies
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>>724208500
All out and I can't invite any more people or mom will call me a cuck for the rest of the week
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>>724208523
Бирцдай бой
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>>724208500
Ask and you shall receive
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>>724208525
Congrat
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>>724208500
ed boys don't deserve the cake of a shepherd
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>>724208569
Live for cake. Die for cake
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If I pull a triple can I have one of your leftovers?
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PLEASE IM OUT OF CAKE THE THREAD IS OVER
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>>724208624
I get quads and your mom makes me a new cake
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>>724208666
CHECK EM
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>>724208669
I get quads for new cake
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>>724208666
Oh baby the devils triple
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>>724208701
Me quads means more cake
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>>724208730
More cake
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>>724208666
This is my own post tho what do I do
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>>724208744
Quads means cake
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>>724208769
Commie quads means cake
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>>724208744
NO IM OUT PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE RIDICULED
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>>724208797
Here
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>>724208819
It
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>>724208865
Comes
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>>724208752
You cut our stomachs open and take the slices of cake back
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>>724208890
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>724208914
Quints gets new cake
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rolling for more cake, feed me
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>>724208950
Quints gets new cake thread all together
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9999 coming up in a while
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>>724209037
We work together, comrades. Quints for more cake!
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>>724208995
all gone!!!!!
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>>724209037
dont forget 0000
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i like cake.
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>>724209091
>quints in a bit
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>>724209103
cake will be summoned if we get quints
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>>724209149
Fine. Get quints and I go buy a new cake
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>>724209109
9999 and 11111 is our goal
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Now quads?
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Cake get
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>>724209190
Fine. I'll wait.
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>>724209273
No quads yet
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>>724209309
Quaddledee
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>>724209304
I really want cake , fucking get
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>>724209364
Fucking cake get
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>>724209348
Quadledeedabooda quaddledeeda
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>>724209397
K if i dont get cake here fuck your birthday and fuck you
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>>724209411
Half way to quads
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>>724209306
What a /b/day this turned out to be
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>>724209452
Eiffel 65
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>>724209433
Jk about the fuck you stuff your cool thanks for the cake bro wish you many more years of health wealth and love buddy have a good one dont party too much band heres 20$ once again sorry for all that fuck you stuff idk what got into me
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>>724209499
Oooooh that was close
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Fuck
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>>724209502
It's okay man you can still get cake I forgive you
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>>724209521
Check
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>>724209569
The
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>>724209600
Fuck
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>>724209545
Thanks b/ro
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>>724209618
Out
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>>724209648
Of
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>>724209648
How many slices next time boys?
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>>724209697
These
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>>724209731
Upcoming
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>>724209753
Numbers
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>>724209772
In
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>>724209794
A repeating
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>>724209818
Four digit
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>>724209840
Called
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>>724209706
Answer me boys I need to know how big of a cake to get
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>>724209840
Pattern
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>>724209933
Oh shit
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>>724209933
Quads, bitch!
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>>724209971
Now?
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>>724209971
Quads!>>724209971
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>>724209997
Bruh
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>>724209997
You know what? More cake for the kids.
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How much y'all want
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>>724210147
КОМУНИСМ РЭТУРНС!
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