It's time. No need for any context. Just vent and

I'm really bad at life and doing the things I need to do, but my self-awareness of this does nothing to help me out here. Fuck me

I'd kill myself but I couldn't do that to my parents.

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>>724181963
i know, i feel like death is a comfort but i couldn't stand what it will do to the people around me

>>724181963
Haha faggot do it
YOUR PARENTS WILL BE HAPPY (:

>>724181608
all women on this planet need to stop shaving their pubes

I am content with my life and finally make good money. The relationship is going well and I'm looking forward to the weekend

>>724181608
LOL
nope

>>724182120
Classic.

>>724181608
Fuck you!
B trees accept only one key at the root node you cunt!

My fucking girlfriend left me saying some bullshit about me dealing with my relationship with myself while I know she's just scapegoating out. Which still sucks cause I'm still finna smash but I don't even know what I did wrong.

>>724181608
my boyfriend is a neet and would rather stay up all night on the internet than come to bed with me

>>724181608
If someone got me a work visa for another country and several K in cash to stake myself, I'd leave the US and never come back.

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>>724182532
you're hurting the entire 4chan community here

I helped my ex-gf to get through a lot of bad memories, learn to trust people again and tried to show her that life can sometimes be beautiful. And guess what, she left me to fuck other guy, 10 years older than her. That's her gift to me for getting her out of misery.

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i want to kill my fucking cunt of a mother. i'm 32 years old and I haven't lived at home for 7 fucking years or asked them for a fucking thing and she still treats me like i'm 12. its mother fucking disgusting and i'm not going home anymore.

fucking cunt.

your a faggot

there

I'm almost 40, have 3 kids but still don't feel like an adult that can successfully handle life.

I jerk off thinking about successfull social interactions.
Like being praised by my circle of friends.

It is more appealing than sexual stuff.

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>>724182532
Someday you should sneak into his room, take off all your clothes on his bed, and just be like "hi".

If he doesn't jump at the opportunity at that point just dump him.

Idk what to do about my GF... it's my first serious relationship and she's not living with me anymore after a fight and I want to break up with the fat psycho bitch but I go to bed every night and feel so fucking empty... she wants to see me and talk to me every day which annoys the fuck outta me but a part of me misses her being here and I hate it but I can't seem to change it

I love her but I fucked up and now she's a different person. I love a girl I'll never see again.

I am going to kill myself, I just need to build the courage to do it. I love my girlfriend so much, but she just pushes me so far, I can't function as a human being, and I try to but I keep failing, I just want to die, but I don't have the courage... I am taking painkillers with whisky, hopefully the high will let me be relaxed enough to not fear death anymore, and to just let go. I want to die.

>>724182996
Judging by the dominant role your Mom plays in your emotional life and your whining, it sounds like you still haven't grown up and you need her.

>>724181608
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. No one I've ever met seems to know what the fuck they're doing.

>>724182996
>>724183430
This.

>>724182532
He needs his fucking space, stop being such a needy cunt and give it to him

>>724182532
Is used to do this to my gf.
I think I loved her, it just wasn't a good moment in life.
It was easier to play games and stuff than it was to please another person.

I hope she's in a better position for me to come clean with her in a few days.

Was gonna do it last week end, but I don't think it would have been the best, given the whole thing she said then

>>724181608
I wish someone on here would send me bitcoins.

I have nothing against my girlfriend and i love her, id just rather be single

Dude you need to train this bitch properly, she's the type to fuck with your head privately and make come across as a maniac in public. You've seen how childish and entitled shebis, if you don't get off your ass she's gonna use your daugther against you. Good luck bro I hope I can be there to give you support but she'll cut me off well in advance.

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I want to have sex with women of a younger age range.

Fuck.

Having another wave up depression and feel like absolute shit. Cut myself 2 nights ago. Feel lost and terrified. Don't really know what to do. Also FUCK my girlfriends best friend she's a fucking cunt

>>724182532
Post a pic of yourself. Maybe there's a reason his priorities are in virtual reality? Or maybe he's a faggot? It would help if we had something to go on.

>>724183293
This is how your brain works. Leaving her can be a really hard decision, but in the end you will be thankful for yourself that you did it. I left my gf after 3 years, because I know that staying with her will hurt me more than leaving. I just knew that this was the right thing to do. And now I'm happy and never regret that decision.

>>724183350
What happened?

I've always wante4d to be seduced by an insistent MILF. Never happened. Now I'm too old. Never happen.

I live in constant fear that my boyfriend doesn't actually care about me even though he's given me absolutely no reason to think that thanks to my past abusive relationships. If he even moves too fast I flinch.

>>724181608
I never should have let myself go like this. Physical and mental health are linked and the minute I started becoming a skinny toothpick, I started to become more and more depressed.

>>724182176
nigga no

All I have to say is that I wish natural selection existed more that it does now.

I love Elizabeth. She is essentially everything to me at this moment. There is no one I would rather be with than her. She is so amazing. I love Elizabeth.

>>724184475
I am tired of life, I love my girlfriend, but can't give her what she wants and she stresses me out to the point where she emotionally breaks me every time we have a negative conversation... I feel like everyone is better off without me, I'm just a gross tranny anyway.

I should be dead but my mother caught me hanging myself ay

>>724184518
Used to be like this.
At least you know it is on YOU. So just don't throw it on him.
You'll need to build up your confidence, but it might not happen in just one relationship.

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>>724184560
>>724182176
yes they do

I have PhDs in biochemistry as well as immunology and microbiology and I have completed by doctorate which makes me a doctor. Prior to the collapse I was part of a 10-person team at the Human Genome Project that weaponized diseases to fight weaponized diseases, pathogenic microorganisms with pathogenic microorganisms. Fire with Fire. Interdepartmental drinks were had, relationships made, information shared. I'm keenly aware of all the details behind fail-safe delivery systems to kill every living person on this planet. I believe with a little tweaking on the terminals in DC we can flip the script. Take out every last dead one of them. Fire with Fire.

>>724183350
Dude dont do that. Diying is boring. Living life is the only place where are Doritos and boobs.

Dont tell me you dont like Doritos... maybe not liking boobs but.. the Doritos.

>>724184950
I don't know what to do, anon. We have been together for a year and he's always been so good. He knows what's wrong with me but I'm always just so afraid. I'd never leave him and I know in my heart he won't leave me buy no matter what the fear won't subside. What did you do to make it go away?

>>724184809
Sounds like your girl"friend" is a burden. Dump her and be single for a while. Live on your own - it's way cool - answering to no-one. Be your own man for a bit. Just try it. Just tell her you need some time - a few weeks. Hopefully you're not living together.

>>724181608
I'm sorry, I wish I was better at life.

I don't want to make excuses for why I am the way I am, I'm past that, it solves nothing, but I can't solve anything either, I am beyond help. My mental illness is tearing me up, and mindfucking me daily. All I think about is suicide, and if I tell anyone, I get isolated, if I don't tell anyone, at least I don't feel foolish.

My heart hurts, and I will never be normal. I just wish I was strong enough to remove myself, so it could be over - so you wouldn't think so little of me, at least you could forget me if I was dead, not have to pretend to care.

I'm so sorry mom and dad - I'm just never going to be anything that you can respect.

>>724184986
Ok Eugene

>>724184809
Why can't you leave her? She is the one who poisons your mind, so just cut this relationship. After that give yourself some time and believe me, bad memories will fade away and you will find something to live for. Don't end your life, because this bitch is ruining it, not you. Give yourself another chance.

>>724183217

That's pretty damn weird.

>>724181608

I fucking hate poor white uneducated southern people. They hold America back more than anyone. I swear, if the bible belt and the south just disappeared America would be better off for it.

These are the only people who vote against their own economic interest year in and year out all because rich white men tell them that blacks, muslims, mexicans, gays, women are the problem.

You stupid fucking hicks man. You want to think your race makes you better, but this thought process just shows how fucking stupid you are and how you let rich white males trigger you all the time. YOU GOT PLAYED you fucking idiots.

And most of you post here. The rest of you know what I am talking about.

>>724183217
Holy shit lmao

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>>724181867
>>724181963
>>724182049
>>724183328
>>724183493
>>724184185
>>724184510
>tfw you meet yourself on 4chan

>>724184986
Eugene go home, you're Negan

>>724184294
This

>>724181608
I have lung cancer,but i don't want to tell her about it..

>>724185557
Should have let us succeed then

>>724185481
all she does is tells me to be an adult, to progress in life, shes helping me, I'm just such a piece of shit.

>>724185100
It is hard to tell without knowing you relation at all.
I used to try really hard to "reeducate" myself. Cause I knew I didn't have a reason to think all of that bullshit.

But I don't think that is the best way.
Like I said, you will have to build up your confidence. And there is no way I could tell you how to do that..
Good luck tho

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>>724181608
Good bye old self, it was a fun ride while it lasted. Being comfortable made us weak. Showing kindness made us into creep. Eating well turn us fat.
Speaking softly made it easy to be dismissed. It is time to put the old man to rest, and burry him.

>>724181608

I write the Ontario bar exam on Tuesday and I'm about halfway through reading the material. Thinking I probably should not have let this creep up on me.

Im a shitty degenerate and I hate myself and everyone I live with. The only reason I dont end it is because I crave acceptance/attention, which I dont deserve because I an awkward and shy peice of shit. Everything wrong with my life is my fault.

I got fucked in the ass and got some pussy and Im still not satisfied guess sex is really useless

>>724185983

Fuck off. Work for it. You uneducated, lazy, poo white fucks just want to blame people and want us to let you get what you want. GTFO.

You all watched too many movies and listened to too many rich white men. GET OFF YOUR ASSES.

I hate niggers and poor, uneducated people. I only wish someday all the subhuman will be gathered in one place and disposed of.

>>724185501
>>724185661
It's not even intentional.
I'm watching porn, then those situations just pop up in my head until I'm not even paying attention to the video anymore.

There is no way to express how sorry i am. I realize now how much i fucked up. And now that your gone there is no way to let you know. I wish i was the one who was hit, you had so much potential and i was the luckiest man to have had you in my life. I hope you rest peacefully in the afterlife.

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>>724181608
You guys are really ignorant. The way a lot of you see the world is so naive and simplistic. You all seem to puff yourselves up online like you're tough, but you're all so prickly and sensitive. I can't write a thing on this site without an annoying boy who think he knows everything getting upset about it and accusing me of all kinds of nonsense. I wish people under 24 would not even visit /b/. It would be better.

>>724181608
FUCK bad parents. If any of you have children or want to have children, take my advice:

Your most important responsibility as a parent, is to raise your child into a decent person. Raise them to be independent. Instill a strong work ethic and good values.
The WRONG way to be a parent, is to buy your child a bunch of shit, as if material possessions will ensure happiness. Spoiler: they fucking don't. Your children will only be happy if you raise them correctly.

When/if I ever have children, I will make it my mission to raise them properly. I wish my parents could have done the same for me.

I don't like how people hate gore and loli and call people who like them monsters, it's like saying nigger, saying it doesn't mean you're racist in the way that liking loli doesn't make you a pedophile.

>>724181608
I did give those 5th graders tinnitus with a blow horn

>>724185557
Thank you anon!
Agree!

I love to answer those kind of things about cute girls... http://www.anonvote.com/poll/f542004kz

>>724186555
Fight ignorance with ignorance.

>>724186555
You...You're a special kind of fella, ain't ya?

Some sort of wizard.

>>724186234
have you tried fucking someone ELSE in the ass?

that could be a key factor if you haven't.

>>724186133
Thanks anon, I needed this

>>724186241
I have a job, and while im at work niggers break into my house and shed and steal my shit. It fuckin sucks. You have no idea what its like to live down here.

i miss amberlee so much.
i never show it, but i would give absolutely anything just to feel what i felt with her for five more minutes.
ive been so miserable.
please come back am..

>>724186539
They'd be saying the exact same thing back to you if it were the other way around, anon. I hope you live peacefully, man. Live peacefully for you and your lost loved one.

People in my life are dying all around me and I pretend like it is all okay just so the people that are alive won't worry.

>>724186606
This needs to be broadcast on TV and radio, night and day.

I am sick of shitty parents - it's disgusting. The worst part is, the worst people are having more and more kids. It's horrible, you have one fucking job, and half the population fails from the get go by divorcing. That shit may be you know, alright, as in the kid isn't going to turn into a psycho, but they are not going to be happy, they will have a hole in their heart, and anytime they see a loving family, they'll be ever more weary of it's existence.

Then you have the neglect and shit parents, it's like FUCKING COME ON GUYS. It's not that fucking hard. Be there, listen, don't be a cunt. That's pretty much it.

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>>724187048
idk why this one felt so sad

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>>724181608
>peaked with ex-wife
>ex-wife keeps getting sexier
>owns house, i'm sleeping on dad's couch
>owns nice car, i'm driving $400 stationwagon
>has education, i dropped out of high school
>i'm old and have std
>ex-wife picks daughter up
>ex-wife walks daughter to car
>opens door
>chad says hi
>i wave and go inside
>look for shit jobs so i can pay child support to her or else i go to jail
2 or 3 times a day i have to resist the urge to kill myself so bad that i begin shaking and have to go to the bathroom to cry

the only thing that keeps me from doing it are my delusions that one day she might take me back

she won't

t. r/getmotivated

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As I drink myself to sleep for yet another night, I look out my window to have the daily realisation of how much my neighbourhood has changed. Several months ago the grocer's across from where I live went out of business, and immediately a Halal market took its place. I take this as a symbol for the overall shift in the demographics of this community. The change was fairly quick. I was born and raised in a somewhat traditional town, and I remember it as being almost completely white as a youth. it was your quintessential green and pleasant land. Of course you did have some Indians but they had been living in Britain for decades and were British through and through. Nobody had a problem with them. Things started to change in my teenage years during the previous decade where you started noticing numerous people who are obviously foreign. There was a period of the 'white flight' you hear about in the US, and now the tiny remaining white community goes to work out of the city and huddles at the local public houses. There is no community engagement.

The newer types of people you have moving in in droves are much rougher, clannish, backwards in their sensibility, and seemingly unwilling to integrate. They're also about 95% Muslim, as a rough guess. They just aren't British, nor do they make any attempt to be.

I don't know why our government has let these people in without any preconditions. We don't even have enough jobs or housing for our own natural-born citizens! Something is eventually going to have to give. I love England and I have a great job right now, but should circumstance change I'm off to Australia or the US.

Thanks for putting up for my drunken, melancholic moors.

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>>724187251

>>724187251
>Cut off balls
>Be chick
>Be prettier chick than ex wife
>Take back to court
>Get child
>Get child support
>???
>Profit.

I joke, but I feel for you anon - that's a shitty situation that allows women to move up to middle class in todays society, use the first man to pay for the child and extra shit, then find a new man for everything else.

>>724181608
NIGGER

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>>724187154
>turn on tv
>poor family in one bedroom house/apartment
>talk about how they can barely make ends meat each month
>have 6 kids

How bout you STOP HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Oh wait, then they wouldn't get tax write offs for all their dependents each year

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>>724187539
wow man, that's edgy

>>724187620
EXACTLY.

FUCKING EXACTLY ANON. I AM WITH YOU 100%.

>>724187522
>use the first man to pay for the child and extra shit
literally this.

i lurked on her facebook after she separated with me and she was talking to rando chads

>"no don't worry about anon. he's my built-in babysitter now"

it sucks having a kid with this whore because all i want to do is forget about her but i have to see her gorgeous face multiple times a week

Secret don't make friends
https://youtu.be/8SmpeM38h80

Online bullshit "relationship" with grill who said she cared about me and loved me but contradicted herself with "not ready for relationship" bullshit led to her ignoring me when i wanted to know what the fuck was going on. she ignored me for a coupla dayz, said that I pressured her too much and she felt trapped and wanted to be "alone". proceeded to be literally everything opposite of alone and ignore me for another week : ^). cut her out of my life so i dont feel shit everyday. shoulda listened to everyone I know who testified against online dating.

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>>724187620

>Be me
>In psychosis
>No one around you can relate to you
>clinically depressed
>be a lab rat
>grow aversion to meds
>eat once or twice a week
>sleeping fours a day if at all
>feel like you are in a perpetual echo chamber room by yourself
>Too stubborn to talk to a shrink beacuse of the very principal of having to pay someone to give a shit
>just want someone to hold you

>>724187911
online dating is fine as long as you're just tryna dump loads

all women on OKC are whores

>>724187979
>>Too stubborn to talk to a shrink beacuse of the very principal of having to pay someone to give a shit

My shrink helped me a lot. The insight they can offer is pretty useful, whether or not they actually give a shit.

>>724188083
wasn't all i was tryna do :c
met on a vidya game 4ish years ago

>>724187979
video games help

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So I thought this girl was my friend's girlfriend. She posted a cute picture of what I thought was there kid. Some friends commented, and her mother in law made some comments. She then deleted it. Far as I know she's still married and still with my friend. Weird.

Furfag

15 years ago, I recieved a very common surgical procedure. Turns out that on stereoscopic imaging of my head, the dr. fucked up. Now I have an infected cyst in my head that is growing. I cannot pursue legal action, because medical records are only kept a maximum 6 years. I have no other option to have this removed, it will take 6 months to heal, and it will drain all my savings. On top of it all, I am a reborn NEET that must start over at square one.

>>724188141
i hear that. But my head trip about that is i feel anything they tell me is just to cater to my pandering for a paycheck. ive tried it, before ive even been in a few mental hospices. ive never like them.
>>724188268
i do play games, but that really hasn't been helping with the whole psychosis thing. Good distraction, but thats all it is.

I should've done the thing at the place .

I am psychotic and microcontrol all of my friends and their lives whenever I can. I like to look dumb and funny but I oversee all their contacts and messages with ought them knowing.

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>>724181608
I hate blacks! Mexicaaans! And Jewish people!

>>724188772
more games
nothing but games
games help with everything in the right amounts
aslong as it isnt csgo

>>724188772
What symptoms do you have that qualify as psychosis?

(Not doubting...just asking...for a friend)

>>724182120
edgy

>>724188849

Me too.

PC master race and PC gaming is built up too much

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>>724181608
My current weighted GPA is 0.536 fml

>>724181608
My life is absolute shit, the person I love doesn't even know I exist

>be me, 18 adopted at 5 months. Never knew my birth parents.
>get home ten minutes late today
>dad freaks the fuck out, I'm not drunk or high
>All because I am ten minutes late, he throws me out of the house.
>I'm still shocked.
>its -10 outside and I have nowhere to go.
What do /b/

>>724189018
Delusions, some very faint hallucinations such as black bugs skittering away(might be from lack of sleep)
>>724189000
Ive had that mindset for years and hasnt gotten me anywhere anon.

A few months ago I got up enough balls to shoot myself and the round squibbed and the bullet is stuck in barrel and I can't get it out. Instead of this being a magical turn around I've gotten way lazy but not depressed. Just dgaf

Best friend and I had dated for awhie and but we both decided we weren't ready to settle down just yet. So we make a dumb pact when we turned 21 that if we were both single by the time we're 26 (both 24 now) that we'd get married. Only problem is, every relationship that I get in she aims to sabotage and break us up. She'll creep through their entire FB history and send them messages and tell me "Your gf has been messaging me a lot" She'll also tell them lies about me and I never get a chance to explain myself. Most recent is she introduced me to her friend/roommate under an assumption that "it would only be a booty-call" But we ended up hitting it off and became really good friends and talked about dating. So I'm over She's there with her boyfriend and I'm there with potential gf and we're all drinking. She goes on one of her kicks where she'll tell me when we're alone how much she loves me and wants to be with me. I hate when she does this because it's usually through text always when she's drunk then the next morning will say sorry for what she said. Biggest thing is she won't talk about it when she's sober/ will always dodge it. So back to the night, she pulls me in to the next room so we can talk alone. And then when I leave the room and potential gf walks in (it was her room) she starts talking to her. And I can barely hear what they're saying but can tell she's telling lies that I only thought of her as a booty-call or I just wanted to sleep around a lot idk. But it makes me super angry whenever she does this shit. So we decide to go to bed I still end up sleeping with and having sex with potential gf. But a few days later she says that she wants to take step back away from dating (could tell from tone of voice that, that wasn't it. And it hurt bad, but we're still really good friends, still spend the night sometimes and we cuddle. Just feels like best-friend is trying to control my happiness/use me as a back-up just in case and it kills me.

>>724189479
go chill in a mcdonalds for free wifi
use the wifi to jerk your problems away
or look up painless ways of suicide

>>724184986
I was just watching that with my girlfriend thanks for the laugh

ITT: Things you wanna do but you're a pussy.

>>724190046
Other than killing myself, though at this point it might save me from fucking hypothermia, sounds like a great. Now i jist have to hike my fat ass 3k to the next McDonalds. I hate living in Canada

>>724187251
If I were you I'd kill my self

Chose shitty career path. No future. No prospects. Wasted years of my life. Am a fuckup.

I fucked my cousin's gf.

>>724181608
i feel alone af just wish I had another soul to share mine guess not I hate myself very much

My mother is a fucking psycho. I have multiple recordings of her saying something one minute and then denying having ever said whatever it was when called on it. I only think of recording her after she's already done it once. She lies to my sister and I about our memories. My sister and I have begged our bitch of a stepfather to leave her and stop letting her abuse him. She hangs out with method heads so she can tell her friends what a good person she is. Fucking sits on her ass all day smoking pot and wasting my stepdad's money only for him to come home and shit on for doing nothing. Then she ditches him to go hang out with her male friends. Doesn't actually cheat on him but likes to surround herself with guys who are attracted to her to feed her fucking complex. Also, loves to throw it in stepdad's face how these other guys will defend her - yet this fucking cuck will say anything she wants to hear and defend her no matter how insane what she is freaking about now is. Tells everyone how ungrateful her kids are - ignoring that I gave her 1000 bucks three months ago for her at home business she's literally don't fuck all with because she spends her days watching youtube videos about police violence. Only hangs out with her grandkid if she gets paid for it. Financially exploits her children. Goes to the bar with people as young as 18 and does drugs with them in her home. Hangs out with men who have sexually abused her children.

You'd think a fucking psychologist would help but she became worse after she started seeing one. Probably lies to the cunt.

>>724181608

I want to be a mommy more than anything

>>724189479

Wtf. You're better off not living there, Jesus. Hope you find someplace to get warm. Then cut that asshole off.

>>724191209
Tl;dr
Any relationship with a women in your life (romantic) is forever going to be tarnished by your shitty upbringing with mommy

>>724191338
What kind of mommy?

I don't know why I can't get attached to any girl who gets close to me. I know I should and I don't like being alone but I just can't bring myself to love anyone.

>>724191548
will try /b/ro but Ive lived there for the majority of my life and i left alot of my shit there including my 2000$ PC and gaming setup. And alot of other shit I've payed for.

>>724181608
If that fucking goat doesnt listen to me one more fucking time im leaving it outside of my castle for the trolls to eata and going to go get myself a beatle again

i'm thinking about becoming an alcoholic. I've already got severe depression, a dead end job and am a loner with a lack of ambition or goals. As far as i see it, it could only be the right choice, right? either it works as a coping tool for my depression and anxieties or i'll end up dead.

>>724182445
She sounds shitty go score some poon

>>724182120
careful with those edges!

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>>724189587
>Just dgaf

that's how everyone should live, anon. glad you survived the suicide attempt

>>724181608
I'm straight. How will I tell him?

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i am so fucking tired of life man, i really want to kill myself and end it all.
I guess the only thing that keeps me tied to this world is the fact that my family loves me so much, and i love them, that i can't stand thinking about how would they feel if i do it

>>724192473
That's the spirit!

>>724189225
Jesus. What went wrong?

>>724182445
It'll always be your fault no matter what with women. Nine times out of ten if they've done something wrong like cheating or whatever they'll just rationalize it because of some stupid shit they lay on you. You're their own personal Jesus. They'll lay their sins unto you and crucify you and walk away thinking they're redeemed and their shit don't stink.

>>724181608
i wanted to impregnate her.

hate school and can't seem to focus. if i keep this shit up i won't go to college. kinda a dreamer an i feel like i have some sort of purpose to try and fix the world a bit just make it a bit better.

Why did this move out from /adv/

>>724182845
In time you'll be glad that cunt is out of your life. Pretty hard to get through life without wasting some time on worthless bitches with no integrity, entitlement complex and no gratitude. It happens to the best of us.

>>724183217
Different folks, different strokes. To each his own

I am bisexual and have only told one person. I am too scared to tell people.

>>724181608
Even though I'm a creative person I alienate other creative people everywhere I go because I end up being too authoritative and critical for them to deal with.
I realize it's a problem but can't seem to change it.

>>724188083
I can vouch for that.

I got one of my friends killed
Anyone care to hear?

>>724194260
Sure. Spill it anon.

>>724181608
Why is she still alive. After all the drugs and hooking why is she still alive?

HELP ME!

>>724194260
Tell

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Everyday in school I have to see my 1 ex come hangout at the front where my friends hang and she was just such a terrible experience. This JW led me on for like a full year and she'd "break up" with me like every month and then she'd "want" me again. It was fucking terrible and I can't even look at her. Just walking past her gives me anxiety. She's a solid 8/10 huge chest and tan good face, but short. I still find her attractive, but we hate each other now so I don't want to look at her.

>>724181608
i regret working for a staffing firm. what a bunch of dicks.

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dicks

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>>724196219
dicks

>>724181608
I SECRELY WANT TO RAPE MY TEACHER

>>724191338
I've wanted to be a father for awhile now. A kid sounds like so much fucking fun to have and bringing them up in the world sounds so great. I plan on adopting a child when I'm financially stable so around 27.

I'm planning on tying up a few loose ends next month.

Poor bastard has a wife and kids.

>>724196946
Good luck /b/ro

traps are gay

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>>724182120
is that projection?
do you feel like your own parents be better off without you?
tell us anon
heres mine
>why couldnt you be normal dad..
>she was 8...where is your empathy..

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>>724196267
dicks

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dicks

>22nd birthday coming in two weeks
>Still live with my mom
>Spring break coming
>Expecting photos of my HS class mates having fun
>Just got out of three year relationship
>Alcoholic
>Stalling on joining the military
>Too embrassed to see my extended family and feel like a failure
>No job for four months

Trying to keep my head up but everyday I wake up with utter disguist with myself.

>>724181608
I have shitty genes with my only good genes being intelligence and I'm wondering if I should even breed.

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>>724181608
I don't want to go to college but I am expected to, I have experience in graphic designing because I've worked with Creative Cloud for about 4 years teaching myself. I don't know any alternatives and am boutta off myself

>>724183183
you're*

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>>724181608
i been very depressed lately and want to off myself in the most painless way posible

>>724198440
I'm a star? Thanks anon!

>>724198685
lmao

>>724181608
ok....Im sick of these threads

I personally know Sam Hyde's girlfriend and I could fuck her brains out if I lived in the US and managed to travel to Fall River

>>724181608
I practice and practice until I'm good but it never sticks with me and my skills fall through my hands like draining sand, then im right back to having to learn from thebeginning again.

I have this paralysis where I can't bring myself to draw because I wont measure up to my old self, and everything is just a cycle of getting gud and giving up.

I procrastinate on chans instead, help.

>>724182176
agreed

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>>724184975
couldn't agree more

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I had everything with this girl but i was afraid of relationship, when everything went to shit between us i told her that i love her but it was too late. Now i have to live with girl who i love and she's dating someone right now. It hurts so much that i didint told her earlier its all my fault.

>>724186555
yeah i know what you mean
whenever you try to make a point opposing
/b/ everyone want to fucking has to be a cunt
then if what you say cant really be refuted they
just act like total retards

>>724199226
Same here except she isnt dating anyone right now
im just too scared to ask

My friends are assholes, my gf has been distant lately, Walmart is practically raping me, and all i want to do is go to the goddamn zoo! I can't sleep because i think about the future i don't have and i just want to think it's all good and i'm just paranoid but i don't allow that to happen!
But other than that, nothing else really going on.

>>724181608
I just wanted to move out, and she took offense to that. That her baby is leaving her nest empty. Emotions were high, and trying to calm her may have cost me my new job. Orientation was missed, but I called in advance to reschedule. She said I was abusing her, interesting words for a manipulator.

>>724183350
she pushes you so far? So she makes you unhappy? Break up with her, NOW.
Get some structure in your life, it doesn't have to be perfect. Set an appropriate goal for yourself. One that is not impossible but not so easy it has little meaning. One that will push you as far as you are capable of going, it will continue to give you positive emotion everytime you move an inch closer to attaining it.
If you have to work slow at first its fine but improve your life situation little by little and your self-esteem will follow.

Also listen to this man
www.youtube.com/jordanbpeterson

listen to everything he says it will change your life.

>>724187251
Anon cant you like disappear like try to save up money to buy a new id and new social fake ones probs fake your death and get the fuck outta there

>though is depends on you situation

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Her.

finished Major in Aerospace Engineering 6 months ago.
>speak flutently multiple languages english is not my primary language.
>can't find any job
>works on a warehouse store
>gets offers but it's all pushed to 1 year or more of waiting.
>feeling like a piece of shit because my whole life was covered of success this negative part take over the whole 3/4 part of success in my life.
>friends are jealous of me because i have the opportunities to do what i want to do in life
>yet i always feel stressed about everything
meh...
>not there to seek attention , only there to empty myself.
>i'm not a 10/10 but i could get girls if i wanted , i just don't have the balls , i suck at socializing with girls , i never know what to say sometime i ask myself what i want to do in life other than my job.. acquiring super cars , motos , yacht , etc.. won't get me happy , i already know what it is to be wealthy , i don't have anything to do for happiness other than get in a serious relationship that last longer than 1 month..

>>724199355
Then do it asap man, u dont want to be in situation like me. If u live together just ask her out to cinema or other shit, what are you even afraid of ?

>>724189225
yeah wtf did you do not show up to school?

I'm a 24 year old professor at a university and am going to ask one of my 18 yo freshman students out to lunch with the intention of bedding her.

She's too attractive for me to consider the consequences.

>>724181608

Have you seen Chef?

>>724199226
same. sorry bud.

>>724200130

Nothing illegal but enjoy losing your job and entire career over a dumb slut.

For the following greentext story, you need to know a few things:
1. My wife and I have been swingers for at least 5 years when thus story happens.

2. No one "takes one for the team" if she fucks the husband, I fuck the wife. And vise versa

3. My wife doesn't really like giving blowjobs. But since I can get them elsewhere, it's not an issue.

4. A unicorn is a single female in the swinger lifestyle who likes hooking up worth couples. They're called "unicorns" because they're rare, and magical. Like a unicorn. And just like a unicorn, lots of people don't even think they really exist.
>we're swingers
>been fucking other couples for a while now
>friends birthday party at a swinger club
>everyone starts fucking
>literally a big ass orgy
>I start getting this fucking epic blowjob from a unicorn
>my wife is fucking the husband of our favorite couple
>I've fucked his wife 100 times, so it's cool
>other couples watching
>one couple says the husband wants to play
>big dick
>tell wife "fuck it, go ahead...I'm getting this amazing blowjob anyway"
>she starts fucking him
>I get a little jealous
>why am I not fucking his wife?
>She's fucking this other guy
>badtiming.jpg
>I'm still getting amazing head
>decide to focus on that
>I fuck a different girl
>still haven't fucked this dude's wife tho
>she's all tired now
>they leave
>I fucked, like, 4 girls that night
>still feel jealous my wife fucked that guy and I didn't get to fuck his wife
>my wife said he wasn't even that good
>stilltho.tmp
>major disappointment
>love/hate that night
>we've met them again at a different party, but I still haven't gotten to fuck her.
>it's frustrating

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>>724200231
Was hoping for more positive reinforcement but thanks for putting it into perspective.

>>724200130
>24 year old
>Professor

Boy do i feel like shit now, guess i should finish up college faster

>>724181608
So fucking sick of everyone's petty little dramas. Grow the fuck up and act like a fucking adult.
It's really not all about you.

>>724199939
lets just say im extremely normal almost everything about me normal. but because of this
im kinda hard to really notice as a serious bf

>on to of that on time i did ask a girl out and the whole found out in like a 3 days still have anxiety about that shit happening again

>>724200542
> fuck my spelling
>on top of that one time i did ask a girl out and the whole school found out in like a 3 days still have anxiety about that shit happening again

>>724200452

You're welcome. If you wait until they're 20 or older you might not lose your job. 18 is still a teenager. And 100% ignorant and annoying too tbh

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>>724183293
I know that feel anon

>>724200193
Yeah 4 months left and i move out and probably never see her again, Well at least i get laid few times i think

>>724200484

This 1000% percent. Are you from the south as well anon? I feel like we still speak the truth down here.

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>>724200453
Don't feel bad man, I get that alot.

Not to sound like a snob but I had everything going for me, private schools since kindergarten, rich parents, industry and political connections, gen Ed done before i graduated highschool, etc.

Most people don't have those things going for them, all you can do is the best with what you have, which is perfectly respectable. As long as you make the most of your situation you have no reason to put yourself down by comparing yourself to others.

Now watch me throw it all away for some tight 18yo Mexican calc student.

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>>724181608

im an autistic faggot

>>724192780
based costanza

I hate my mother and my sister.
My mother is a manipulative cunt who probably has undiagnosed multiple personality disorder, and my sister is a giant whore who disrespects me and my father. Both my dad and I can't stand either of them at this point.

My sister can't keep her legs closed for more than 5 minutes with one guy then moves on to the next, which is usually one of their friends, then rinse and repeat over and over. She brings them all over to our house (we all live together, I'm 21 saving up to move out of this hell hole, sister is 18), fucks all of them, VERY audibly, then kicks them out when she's bored. She steals from all of us, then lies about it when she gets caught. Her one friend is a drug addict that got knocked up by her dad at 16, and says that getting pregnant and being on welfare is the best thing a girl can do. She's threatened to kill me before because she didn't get her way.

My mom on the other hand finds something wrong with everything. If it's not done her way, it can't happen. If someone calls her out on her lack of parenting skills (she's been telling me to kill myself and threatening to kick me out since I was 12) she goes ballistic and screams, leaves the house, then won't come back for a day or two sometimes. She tells me I'm a mistake, tells my dad he's worthless and that she wishes she never married him, and demands everyone bow to her every whim.

The fuck happened to my family to make them so fucked up.

>>724181608
I have no confidence in my ability to be a physics major. It's what I really want to do and I enjoy it but I'm not good at it in any way shape or form. I'm also not good at anything I do either, I've never excelled at anything

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>>724201375
>Personality disorder

Nigga dat shit don't exist. Are you kidding me? Sheesh.

>>724200920

She's Mexican. Don't do it. She will make you commit 100% or ruin your life or trap you if you dont. And if her parents find out you fucked her her dad and his buddies will get medieval on your ass.

>>724200804
I am from the south but not the same country, I suspect. It's still true and still needed saying.

>>724200130
Dude. A professor who was a friend of mine wrecked his career because he slept with one of his students. Don't do it mate.

>>724200920
>alot
Why do I doubt that you're a prof? Your LARPing isn't working.

marriage blows

>>724200341
You're an idiot. If you were well adjusted enough to actually swing, it wouldn't matter who each of you fucks, as long as it's even and you both agree on it. From the moment you said she could fuck him, it's now your problem. Grow up. If you want to be picky about who your swinger wife fucks, you aren't a swinger, champ.

Also, unicorns aren't really that rare, unless your text game is weak. Dating sites etc are full of them-they're clearly marked as single females, the rest is up to you.

My life only recently started heading off in a good direction. I'm making a moderate amount of friends, I've been laid about twice, but every single mis-step makes me feel like I'm going further down the slippery slope, even after I recover.

>>724201667
Never dated a Mexicanbefore but thanks for heads up.

>>724201939
Details?

>>724202055
On phone give me a break bud

TOLD MYSELF I WOULDNT BUT HERE WE ARE, IDIOT. I CANT GO THROUGH THE CYCLE OF REJECTION AGAIN HEEEEEERE WE GOOO

>>724181608

I'm a pretty successful professional and I have a major thing for preggos. Been fantasizing fucking my preggo assistant but I never will because she's married too and has a great family. Feels good to get it off my chest.

>>724181608
Everyone is fucking insensitive except me.

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>sits on front porch, watching the street light across the street. It flickers once. It's 3:42 AM and i just realized that even though my family loves me, the only thing i need is someone to care about me , to love me.

>so i sit on my front porch, watching the light. I might smoke a cigarette or two, but i don't really need them. I watch the tree near the street light sway in the wind, scared of life.

>I might have had a girl in my life once, but it soured and went wrong. It might have been my fault, but odds are that it wasn't. Odds are is that she dumped me because being with me made her depressed. Then i realized that i just lost a great chance to change my life around.

so i sit outside my front porch.
i watch the street light across the street.
i might shed a tear or two, but this isn't a physical sadness that can be purged.

This is a soul-crushing, black abyss kind of sadness. And i am scared and alone, and all i want is someone to look at me and say:
" Everything will be okay anon. come with me "
Instead, i sit on my front porch.
i watch the street light.
And i die inside.

Good night /b/

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>>724181963
make it look like an accident, i had the perfect plane one time but then forgot about it.

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Threads going to 404 soon.

I'll be quick.

>met girl
>Loved girl
>Lost girl
>met new girl
>Like new girl
>Still think of old girl.

I just wanted to get that in there. 21st century problems. Full story is brutal. Might post it in a future feels thread.

Pic related.

I go out of my way to make driving as dangerous for motorcycles as possible without it being illegal.

I drive a fat truck an I've been responsible for crashing 4 motorcyclists, one lost 2 fingers and I was in the right every time. So satisfying watching these annoying bikers getting what they deserve.

Hoping to make another crash before April.

>>724203292

Awful. It isn't like they need any help crashing either

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>>724202521
>Details?
Actually his circumstance was a bit different than yours as the the student was an underage homeschooled girl. Once the gig was up he got put on 'the list' and actually had to do time. That post was more of a knee-jerk reaction. My friend was so smart and I hated to see him ruin his life over one little fling.
Try it if you want, but I wouldn't recommend it as you could lose your job at the very least if any word gets out at all. Rumour spreads like wildfire in the circles of academia, and even if you're not doing anything illegal it can compromise your career. From your post I can tell that you're quite green and don't think of the deeper repercussions for stuff like this.

I teach photography. I have to admit that sometimes I do get the hots for a handful of my students, but I always manage to keep it at arms length. And I'm a hopeless bachelor, at that. I'm just in a whole different mode when I'm teaching. I just enjoy the moments I'm with them in class, and that's it.

>>724201501

Am dude
Want to fuck a decent looking trap that actually looks like a female.
I have no sexual attraction dudes though
Am confused /b/

>>724203892
Yeah you're right this is only my 2nd semester as an actual professor.

But as opposed to your friend I know she is 18, which I try to take comfort in, hoping if things go south nothing too bad will happen.

My school policy on relationships is something to the effect of:"if you're responsiblefor them or their grade in anyway you can't have a relationshipor, if you choose to maintain the relationship, you must put yourself in a position where you're not responsible for her"

Women are such cunts

>>724200650
That doesn't mean it will happen again, it is better to try then never do it and then regret

I feel like my parents could be much better/happier people if they threw their bullshit religious ideals aside.

I dream about inventing a virus that only kills black people. The world would be so much better

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>>724204927
That's what it says in the books, but you really do need to consider the deeper social factor of such a relationship. Again, if it gets to your department it will be hell for you. And depending on how large your school is, that can happen very easily if she as much as peeps. Even if you don't lose your job you'll be a complete outcast for considerable juncture.

I was essentially the same way as you at 24. It's natural. But you've been thrown into the expectation to be a responsible adult earlier than myself or most people nowadays. You basically have to treat your professorship as a role which you act out. If you're putting your actual person and true existence out there, it will drive you out of your mind. You should shut school out from the rest of your life and feelings.

Just my advice.

I hate this fuckin' town. I just want to go back home.

fucking bitch!!! >:( the supid manager hired a girl and she gets the double of they pay me... and i have to help her to do almost everithing... only cuz that sunuva bitch se in her some leader potential... FUCK THAT >:( if i dont get the same ammount of money i will break all in my fucking office >:(

I crave an intimate relationship but I flinch whenever someone touches me. Every gf I've had has left me for someone better. I feel so alone all the time but because of my social awkwardness I don't know how to make new relationships.

>>724181608
I don't understand the feeling of most emotions and I only keep relations with family and others to keep up appearances so I don't get shipped off to therapy, as I have more productive things to do with my time like survive. It doesn't bother me in the slightest that I know this isn't normal. I do get boredom, and I do get curiosity, but when I'm neither bored nor curious I just blankly do things without thought of consequences, and I don't find enjoyment in anything.People say I'm depressed and say that not feeling is a sign of depression but I argue that I function better than a lot of people today. I wonder if I'll be okay on my own.

I love you so much. I missed all the chances I got to be yours because I was too nervous why am I so stupid now I'm gonna lose you and it's my fault. Fuck dude why can't I move on, why are you so special whyyyy

>>724185200
Buddy, it sounds like you have too much time to let your thoughts turn on you JOIN A GYM IT CLEARS YOUR MIND AND MAKES YOU FEEL SO GOOD