>tell parents you have a gf >bring her home >its this

>>724160722
My dad would probably not care to be honest with you.

>>724160722
he's engaged with a transgender, his opinion is useless

Better than your hand, innit

>>724161064
what the shit man
Do you still speak to him ?

>>724160722
Just a normal "hi how are you"

What the fuck else is he gonna say? Did you make this thread just for people to come up with the zaniest replies they could think of? Fuck you.

>>724160722
Fuck off... imppssible that that is a dude.

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>>724160722
who the fuck is this

Fucking hell, my autistic son is dating another autist.

>>724161208
>g
No it's fucking disgusting.

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>>724161064
Can we get the full story to this?

>>724160722
I bet she has borderline

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>>724161132

>>724161208
at all, i don't see him since jan

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"Sleepin with the enemy huh? You got jungle fever huh?"
>muh dad
>pic related

>>724160722
He would say, "How much is he paying you?"

>>724161371
mmmmh
he just decided that pussy is for faggot and all women are assholes

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>>724160722
>Girl

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>>724160722
Nothing because hes fucking dead.

>>724160722
Got more of this boy?

>>724161461
lol

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>>724160722
>"Thank god he's not a faggot."
>"Good job son, when are we gonna be grandparents?"

>>724161518
is he a boy? that would be awesome

>>724161518
please.

>>724161502
That's the joke.

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>>724161600
Doubt it, but if it is, It would be so much fucking better.

>>724161505
thank you anon you made me laugh

>>724160722
instagram.com/emilysteaparty

Her bf is that music nigger 3lau

>>724160722
A dead man has nothing to say.

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>>724161705
Cheers m8

>>724160722
that's the most uguu chick ive seen, god damn

>>724160722
>blink twice if you aren't forced to be here

>>724161667
It is you can tell by the adam's apple.

>>724161837
Who is it?

>>724160722
Muh nigga

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>>724162252
>instagram.com/emilysteaparty

>>724160722

He's fucking gorgeous. Any more?

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>>724160722
Nothing, because he's dead

>>724162292
I'd still fuck him.

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>>724162614
RIP in peace

if she is transgender i cant tell by voice i'd be more than happy to bring her home to my parents

>>724160722
He would say "damn son we all thought you were a fag"

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>>724162117

>>724160722
>"Why is she making those faces?... D-Did you bring home another "special" girl? Jesus anon, we talked about this, I mean, I-... *sigh*, well at least this one is hot. Do what you have to do."

>>724161252
What is this cat snake? I've never seen this animal.

I knew those girls were chasing you around!

>>724161502
>>724161640
Okay, we know with 100% certainty that this is not a trap.

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>>724161640
Being mentally sick in the head isn't a joke.

I don't have a dad.

>>724160722

"Omg son, she's so random! Rawr! Oh? What's this? OwO"

>>724160722
I've been in an incredibly similar situation before, so, I can tell you what my father would say with pretty strong certainty.

"Son, she's cute, but you need to straighten out the retard in her."

I took my old man's advice. Made her a real respectable woman.

Funny post script, we were engaged to get married, and then she died in an auto accident.

>>724163471
everything is a joke. nothing is a joke

dont say what is and what is not

do be and behavior

stfu

Her name is emily rudd, shes an actress that has mostly become very withdrawn because 4chan pointed out that she has a very rare "female adams apple", and started spreading that she was trans. Major news outlets got a hold of this and spread it more, and she deleted most social media, including a youtube account

i think there were some nudes too

>>724163400
This

He would notice that there is something wrong right away since i am a ugly motherfucker and this girl is super cute. He would know i am either paying her or dating a dude.

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>>724164318
post pic

>Bring gf home
>Lives w/ me and my dad, HIS gf and his gfs son (12 yo) for a month
>She's from somewhere very cold, I live in the literal desert
>gf showers a lot
>Walks around with towel all the time
>Talk with her hands a lot
>She stepped out of the shower
>Started small talk with my dad
>Nothing to hold up the towel
>Dad looks directly into her tit
>Turns to me
>Biggest fucking grin on his face
>Probably first time he was ever proud of me

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>>724163382
That is a ferret. You can find them at Petco.
[spoiler] Captcha: Gondola [/spoiler]

>>724163670
kek

She looks like Marisa Tomei in "My Cousin Vinny," so probably something related to that

>>724160722
Does she take it in the ass?

>>724160722
Damn, son.

>>724160722
what the fuck is wrong with her disgusting eyes?