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>Peel the banana >Consume the flesh >Stick your dick

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>Peel the banana
>Consume the flesh
>Stick your dick in the open end
>Grip and jerk

There /b/, I just saved you the embarrassment of asking your parents to buy more lotion.
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>>724156212
Why wouldn't you just buy your own lotion? Or just be uncut so you don't need to craft a banana peel into an artificial foreskin?
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>>724156386
The inside of banana peels are lubricated.
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>>724156758
So is the inside of your foreskin though. This is now a cut vs uncut thread.
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>>724157458
cutting your dick is like cutting of the tips of the fingers to avoid cutting the nails
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>>724156212
>save allowance
>buy prepaid debit card at any dollar store
>fleshlight.com and get lube too
>Wait until you can afford next day shipping, wait until you know next day shipping will be when parents are out of house.

>or, keep an eye on ship dates with email, see when the "out for delivery" "expected delivery time" is and meet UPS guy. Or have shipped to friends house.
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>>724158595
tried that and fleshlight.com does not take prepaid cards, at least no the one i used.
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>>724158739
I forgot, I did have to call them and ask why it wouldnt go through, and I cant remember what they said but I had to call them, then the visa people, and 30 minutes later it was resolved and I had placed my order. I did this twice with the prepaid visa giftcards that say you can load anywhere between 20-500 dollars. It was a non issue, something like because its an adult product you had to call visa to get them to make the payment go through but I didnt have to provide proof of age or my name or anything. Totally anonymous and the package you recieve is totally anonymous too. But I was an adult, I just didnt have a debit card at the time. But it will work, if it gives you bullshit just call. They will straighten it out and the people on both the fleshlight phones and the visa phones are cool.
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>>724156212

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