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You have ten seconds to prove you're white. >I speak

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You have ten seconds to prove you're white.

>I speak quietly when the situation calls for it.
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>>724151471
OH SNAP
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> I let a police officer do his job
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>>724151471
FUCKING ARABIC MATH WE STOLE FROM THE CRUSADE PERIOD OF HISTORY.
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>>724151471
>my i.q. is 3 digits
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My insured vehicle's inspection stickers are up to date.
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>>724151471
I got a w2 form
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>>724151860
>you actually own the vehicle you drive
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The dubs declare it.
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>>724151917
>dubs declare it
>doesn't get dubs
Fucking nigger, gtfo
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>>724151471
Im a slow runner
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>>724151471
SIEG HEIL!
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I have a job and money in the bank.
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>>724151966
>stealing anon's dubs
Who's the real nigger here?
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I tip.
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>>724151471
I love my son
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>>724151471
I'm 1/256th Cherokee Indian
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>>724152120
That just you're a dumbass amerifat nigger. Denamrk masterrace reporting in
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>>724151471

I don't wear wife beaters under a white t shirt. Sure white trash wear just wife beaters... and so do niggers. But only nigs wear a white t shirt over them. I believe it is to hide their dark milk dud nips
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My house cost more than my car
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>>724152270
>Denmark
>master race

Choose one LOL please tell me this is bait
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>>724152270
Can't even spell your homeland. Nice.
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>>724151471
Hiraeth
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My princess dated a sandnigger so we had to kill her
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I actually go out and purchase new televisions when there's rioting in the streets
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>>724152100
>Stealing stolen dubs
Come on, now.
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>>724151471
To me soul food is just homemade junk food.
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I has a small peepee :)
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>>724152693

So your Indian or Asian?
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>>724152644
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>>724152644
O boy we got dub stealing niggers in this thread
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I can swim.
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>>724151966
>>724152100
>>724152644
>>724152755
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>724152644
> Stealing stale stolen dubs
>>724152755
What's going on
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why the fuck am i on this board
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>>724152755
Fucking top kek
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is this now a dubs thread
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>>724152888
To get trips, son
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>>724152888
Nice get
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>>724152888
to get trips, obviously
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>I have an unjustified sense of superiority
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>>724151471
Helo whitenboi
Wot you do in these woods?
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>>724151471
I drive a compact crossover suv
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>>724151471
I pay child support
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>>724152973
Found the nigger
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I'm white i don't need to prove it
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>>724152888
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I am intelligent enough to be depressed.
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>>724153025

Being gay doesn't prove you are white
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I redo a missed high five
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>>724153096
Actually I'm white. Got the tiny cock to prove it!
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>>724151471
I redo highfives.
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>>724151471
arbitrary color combinations don't look good on me
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>>724153207
Fine. There's no empty flamin' hot cheeto bags in it.
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I have sex in the missionary position and only for procreation
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I never got shot by the police
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I get where i am going
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>>724151471
ALM
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>>724152281
>that pic
lol at first i thought the white guy was taking a giant dump
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>>724151789
>three
>not four
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I hate negroidals
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>get called nigger at work
>black people yell white power at work
aw hell ya idubbz
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>>724153330

No room ?
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>>724151471
I have a dad
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I wear my pants properly
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>listen to heavy metal
>study comp sci
>tense up whenever black people are around
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>>724151471
I couldn't care less about collecting sneakers
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>>724153507
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I have social anxiety
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>>724153532
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I dont get this at all
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>>724151471
I bought a tall iced coffee today just because I wanted to. I drive around with weed in my trunk without fearing getting pulled over, I've never been pulled over in 5 years of driving. I'm a film major.
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>>724152783
>he fell for the asians/indians all have small dicks meem
kill yourself you racist piece of shit
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>I make memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSBx1C8WtM
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When Another person and i bump into each other we say sorry
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I have a job and I pay taxes
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>>724153717
BAD HOMBRES
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>>724153717
Calm down Pajeet
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I know my dad.
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>>724152259
Kys fucking spic
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>>724153395
is this the white supremacy???
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I'm self aware and can see life beyond this weeks welfare payment.
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>>724153035
Ditto. And I use words like ditto.
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It don't get no more white than me
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>>724151471
I will never fuck a nigger because they are inferior.
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I own several belts of varying colors and wear them when out in public
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>>724154062
And we're coming back for our land, fags.

hi-howareya hi-howareya
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>>724151471
I don't resist arrest, commit any crimes, or disrespect police officers for no reason.
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>>724151471
I actually pay my child support.
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>>724154112

Yeah but thase catchin up fast
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>>724154279
Do they match your cap and sneakers, nigger?
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I know how to balence a check book
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>>724152755
I'll be taking those.
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>>724151471
I own a northface jacket.
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>>724151471
I have a job
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>>724154242
Uses double negative, aka something a black guy would do. And states that it gets more white than him.

WP.
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>>724153482

He might as well have
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>>724151471
i cant pleasure my wife and i worship my Black overlords giant cock
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>>724151471
nigga I be quiet when we sneaken up to rob yo ass
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>>724151471
I'm literally watching idubbbz right now.

Clearly i am cracker
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>>724154567

My god your right but only cos i forgot the pic
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>>724154465
Only wear sneakers when doing yard work such as mowing the lawn or raking leaves
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>>724151471
>I am suffering from racism lately.
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I'm not in a gang
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>>724151471
I've seen the Stuart Little Trilogy.
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Its my bike
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>>724151471
I lock my doors when driving through a black neighborhood
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>>724151471
I was about to say I know who my father is.... but then it occurs to me that I don't actually.

I might be a nig.
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I return lost wallets
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>>724155307
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>>724152755
its my turn now
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>>724152755
check em
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I can shoot straight
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>>724155645
It's just a shame that you can't be it yourself.
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>>724155221
iFunny? What kind of autism do you have?
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I captain a shipping vessel that transports textiles to the west indies to be traded for the finest moorish slaves
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>>724155787
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>>724155984
This is not a cringe thread.
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>>724155885

copypasta 4channery aspienessism
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>>724152755
Give that to me
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>>724151471
I can post in this thread because I can read.
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>>724151471
I'm on /b/ and not in prison.
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>>724156061
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>>724151471
I listen to 90s grunge bands and I'm socially awkward
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>>724151471
I work.
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We wuz kangz
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>>724156366
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My bank account has a comma in it.
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>>724156349

But what if you work for airport security ?
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>>724151471
>I know both my parents
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>>724156705
So do spics
>3,53
And niggers
>-588,888
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I don't shoplift
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>>724152755
Screen cap this shit
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I dont get offended by a single word
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I live in an appartment
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I don't shout at movies
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i cant get up
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>>724151471
I know who my father is
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I can pronounce ask properly
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My nose isn't European beige and cut
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I got 99 problems starting with this one
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>>724152553
durka durka, mohammed jihad!
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I'm on this site.
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>>724152755
Mine thx xoxo
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>>724157558

Blended
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>>724151471
I have a job
Never stole a bike
Dont smoke
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I attend Black Lives Matter protests
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>>724153207
So how are you gonna prove it?
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I know my father.
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>>724152755
TFW new fags cant steal dubs. Thanks faggot
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>>724151471
>I have discretion
>bonus: I know what "discretion" means
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I say sorry too much
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>>724151471
I'm studying PDEs
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>>724151471
>have natrualy long hair thats not weved
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Sieg hail
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sup nigger
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>>724157849

With a truly fucking terrible taste in music
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>>724151471
You caught me op
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>>724151471
I know who my father is and he was always there for me growing up.
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> KFC is ok I guess...
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> Oh no, I don't say the N word.
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>>724158735


aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh them were the days
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>>724151471
Vampire weekend
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>>724159247

Tread carefully anon i paid a lot of money for that therapy
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>>724151471
I'm not.
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>>724151471
im not
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>>724151471
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>>724151471
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>>724151471
I turn the radio all the way down right as I turn into my destination.
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>i have a degree
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>>724160582
>nigger detected
That would be unnecessary unless you were listening at nigger volumes.
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>>724151471
I like to swim.
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>>724160797
l o g i c
[spoiler] at it's finest [/spoiler]
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>>724153707
Weed is legal in the trunk where I live
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>>724158422
What
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>>724153228
shit, you must be whiter than me, and I had vitamin D deficiency a while back.
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>>724161410
So you can have weed so long as its in a trunk?
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>>724152755
nice dubs fellow white man. see you next week at the kkk meeting. i will not steal your dubs, for i am not african. oh dont think i am racist my good man as racism is a crime. and crime is for niggers
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>>724152973
nigger as fuck
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>>724153240
>tiny cock

you need to prove your white, not japanese
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