So I just conned a man into sending me $100 paypal, and I'm

Rolling to give it back.

buy a nice pocket knife, always fun to play around with, and quite useful to have on person

>>724146225
Rolling for Humane Society donation.

buy him 100 dollars worth of chicken and send it to his house

>>724146225
You know they can just dispute it and get the money back? Then you're -$100, fucking moron.
You're also assuming it was his money and not a stolen account/credit card, which would also be disputed and returned.

dragon dildo

buy shit tons of steam games and share your riches with fellow anons

>>724146225
you have to buy weed

Send him $200

Find something you can buy for 100$ and sell for 110$.

Stick it in your anus and go buy a frog then eat said frog and give all your remaining money to a homeess man

>>724146378
Actually looking at those right now.
>>724146409
Also this.

Give it back

>>724146373
He won't. He thinks I'm in desperate need of it.

>>724146526
Roll

>>724146526
Last reroll

>>724146526
This

>>724146225
how did you con him? is he a friend?

>>724146691
probably using fake nudes

older pervs are easier to trick

>>724146691
Random guy from the internet. Thinks I'm a starving person who was kicked out of the house with no food or job.

>>724146727
He actually hasn't even seen a single picture from me. Not even a fake one.

Buy as many copies of the nigger owners manual as you can with 100$ and stand on a street corner offering it as a bible to passerbys

>>724146225

Buy some penny stock.

Put it back you thieving nigger

>>724146862
so you just want to get your asked kicked by black criminals?

>>724146970
hey, he handed it over willingly. more of a conning / lying nigger than anything

>>724146765
are you black? white? asian? other?

and what is he?

>>724146765

So you prey on the goodwill of others, not even for much personal gain? How mentally ill are you, exactly?

>>724146225
A rope to hang yourself with

>>724147112
White, he's also white.

>>724146225
Find a street performer/ homeless person (someone strumming a guitar in a park, piping a flute on the capital, slapping on a djembe in the city center, etc) and give them a dollar a day, for 100 days. Then disappear forever.

>>724147177
I just like taking things. Trickery and thievery are fun pastimes of mine.

>>724146225
Lurking thread to see how many people can't tell that's two dudes in your pic.

As for the money, buy a quad, flip it for 150, buy a half. Flip that for 280, buy an o. Sell that for 500$ buy 500$ worth of coke, flip that for a cool grand.

But $100 worth of single common Pokemon cards off of ebay

>>724146225
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/im-sinning don't buy me anything OP just tell me how this sounds

Get $100 worth of pizza from pizza hut

>>724147331
I'm actually getting more money from various people. It's pretty dope what you can do when you use people's emotions.

>>724147271
I like this. Pay it forward, anon.

Weed

>>724147027
Probably not only criminals, racist.

>>724147271
roll

>>724147464
Dude. I like that. Dope as hell. You like Hopsin?

>>724146225

Buy a dildo, cover it in honey, Shove it up inside your arse or pussy and leave it there until you need to go to the loo.

>>724147464
>>724147626

It has potential. You definitely need to work on your half note triplets. A few times your pacing faltered.
I would also encourage you to practice your melodic delivery. Make sure you're rapping in the supporting key. Speaking of key, maybe modulate it or add a bridge/hook.
Otherwise, with a bit of production value, I wouldn't be surprised to hear this on that radio station my gf sometimes listens to.

Buy me fallout 4 nigger

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044684249

>>724148333
Oh shit, I wasted it. Sorry everyone!

>>724146225
Give it back

>>724148333
Rest in pieces those wasted trips. At least that anon got some dope advice.

>>724148333
Does this mean OP gives it to that guy with the soundcloud????

Hey OP, check 'em >>724146225

>>724148382
It's not that good, just wait and buy it yourself with those single digits.

Trips says send the money back.

>>724148537
Nah man.>>724148389

zipties 100$ worth

>>724146225
male prostitute

>>724146225
sauce?

>>724146225
>>724147271
re roll for altruism. It was never yours anyway, /b/ro.

>>724148677
reroll

>>724147331
how was he conned?

give it back

>trips get

Buy a knife.
kys.

>>724146225
Give it back cyber Jamal

>>724149848
No trips, no returns

give it to a random nigger in the street and say you're sorry for what we've done to his ancestors.

Buy 4chan passes and give them to whoever gets best repeating digits.

Send glitter bombs to your neighbor

>>724146225
Sex toy

>>724151813
I just might if this thread 404's

>>724146526
this

Buy a giant horse/dragon dildo and slap someone with it in public while filming, then post on 4chan

>>724152329
reroll

>>724152329
If this thread 404's I'm just gonna buy a dragon dildo. I have a 1 year anniversary with my boyfriend coming up soon.

>>724152329
this, rerolling

>>724152329
roll

>>724152417
slap him in the face with dildo

>>724152527
rerolling

Buy a dragon dildo and ship to it your grandma's house

give it back

>>724152732
reroll for this

Prostitutes

>>724151905
reroll

>>724152732
roll

>>724146526
Rolling

>>724147497

Yes, some day someone will come by and use your emotions to con you. Karma is a bitch. Either that or you will just get the shit beat out of you eventually. Good luck!

>>724152732
rolling

>>724153051
That's why I don't give anyone anything. Except for when trips request it.

Buy a skateboard

Buy a handjob

>>724146765
an hero, you fucking Jew

>>724153212

anon is a sociopath.
trips says buy a bunch of useless shit on amazon and send it all to the guy you took the money from.

>>724153334
So close. So close to quads.

>>724146225
It'll be funny when Paypal charges you back when he gets his refund.

>>724154336
Oh, I bet he won't. It wasn't a payment. He used the "Friends and Family" option. I won't be charged back.

Buy something for the people in your life that you love and care for

Send it to me

Buy a dildo and record yourself using it on your little ass hole

>>724146225

Live stream yourself eating it to us.

>>724156146
Eating paypal?

>>724156331

Go get a $100 dollar bill you dense twat.

give it to me, only 1 roll though, dm