Hey /b/ I bought a new suit for my girlfriends funeral tomorrow,

Like the murderer.

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>>724137654

>>724137654
fpbp

>>724137563
Terrible.
There seems to be a recurring fallacy that suits look good.

It is incorrect.

>>724137886
What I'm a supposed to wear, t shirt and jeans?

>>724137934
>What I'm a supposed to wear
A suit that actually fits and doesn´t look like it´s made from cheap materials.

>>724138012

Gee, does that suit look cheap?

>>724137934
Black shoes, pants, black shirt. No tie.

It is a funeral, not a james bond convention.

Looks like you'll be able to pick up some babe's.

>>724137563
Lose the glasses

was your girlfriend an alien?

>>724138012
It's actually a custom tailored j abboud suit, cost $1200 USD

>>724137563
i understand why she khs

>>724137563
you look like some-

>>724137563

Shave. Shave. Shave.

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Thanks /b/ I knew I could come to you in my time of need

Looks like a faggy cuck

Ditch those glasses and shave.

>>724138299
Ha

shave you fat cunt

>>724138431
I will In the morning

>>724137563
Is that one of those gravity defying suits?

>>724137563
Polish them shoes and get rid of the glasses.
Otherwise neuraliser/10

>>724137563
Christ did u get that cheap pos from value city or something?? You could have at least went to mens warehouse or.something

>>724138477
post pic of dog

>>724137563
Fits well, perfectly pressed. Good job OP. Way to go on the American made too, my friend.

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suit jacket is too small in the arms and front you muppet

>>724137563

A suit? Please, that's something they put on Morgan Freeman when they let him out of Shawshank.

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>>724137563
Lmao what the frick

>>724137563

Is that a K-Mart suit? Seriously.

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>>724137563
>>American quality

This is why china makes all your shit, you can't do it yourselves.

>>724138576
>neuraliser/10
kek'd

>>724137563
>>724138477

You look ready to rape her in her coffin. gonna do it?

ITT: children who don't know clothing criticize a well dressed man.

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hey guys playing lead trumpet at a concert tonight
how do i look?

>>724137563
Fucking 66 degrees--what, did you freeze her to death?

Just because you're fat and have insulation doesn't mean she does, bro.

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>>724138984
Rollerino for this

>>724139027
>how do I look?

Like a fag. I hate the trumpet.

>>724139144
ur dog bout to bite ya dicc

>>724138053
Yep. Fabric looks like cheap polyester and the cut doesn´t fit.

>>724138299
If it´s really costum tailored your tailor should atleast have fitted the trouser legs.

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>>724139083
just hatin on my swag and jealous that my trumpet skills rake in all the chess club hotties faggot.

>>724139144
>>724138477

why the fuck are you dancing el pasito perron, faggot?

>>724139328
When you look good you feel good

>>724137563
Like a MIB. Also, how do you get your shoes to stick to that wall? Is that some sort of alien technology?

>>724139391
>when you look like a faggot, you dance like a faggot.
ftfy

>>724138165
This is why you're not allowed to have nice things. Wearing a suit shows respect.

>>724139391

why arent you even grieving?

Oh the neckbeards of /b/ are salty today, you look good anon, don't let these children tell you otherwise

>>724139421
Seriously, quite smart anon, I'd ditch the sunglasses though.

>>724139544
She died 2.5 weeks ago, I'm all cried out

Since you count as closely related, you should use a white tie. Use a simple four in hand knot.

>>724139657
Will do, thanks b bro

>>724139391
>>724139692
>girlfriend died 2.5 weeks ago
>i feel GOOD because im cried out
must have been a great girl

>>724139692
>She died 2.5 weeks ago, I'm all cried out

>>724137563
>bought a new suit for my girlfriends funeral tomorrow


SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

it's a subtle bait

What did the inquest show up?

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>>724137654

show gf

>>724140925
what happened to her?

>>724140973
Cancer

>>724141039
Fuck man.
Sorry for your loss.

>>724141081
Thanks anon

>>724141039
What kind?

>>724137563
a hitman.

>>724141144
Whose dog is that, yours of gfs?

>>724141234
Lymphoma

>>724141332
My brothers

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>>724141039

fucking cancer, it takes away our /b/eloved

>>724137563
It doesn't make sense to have such an English cut when your body's not slim. You ought to have gone for a boxier cut, it would be less jarring.

>>724141466
I have bad news. I was 20 when my gf died. I am 37 now and I think about her daily.

>>724141912

oh shit...

is op not being a faggot?

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>>724141912

>>724142087
Seems like it

>>724141742
Sorry for your loss anon

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>>724141912
Jesus anon. I came here to laugh not to cry. Sorry for you loss

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SO MUCH FEELS

Not bait? Oh dear. I'd hoped it was. My sympathies anon, feel better soon.

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>>724137654

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>>724141912
Well shit.

>>724143000
Checked with greatest respect to OP

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stay strong anon.

>>724141912
Shit, condolences OP.

You look like you're about to fist fight Keanu Reeves with 100 of your clones

Im gonna saybyoublook fantastic...not because of the suit...but because your burying a girl friend....now dont make that mistake again...God aint gonna keep helping if you keep falling down the same hole.

She looks really nice, tell us about her OP.

Nice try, FBI

sorry bud. :(

>>724143385
Damn how'd you know I was monitoring this thread.

>>724137563
>>724138477
>>724139144

Maybe, as part of the mourning and grieving process, you can get some fucking furniture or hang a damn picture on that awful wall behind you.

>>724137563
My sincere condolences fellow /b/ friend.

>>724143552
NSA reporting in, I'm always getting busted. Shit sucks

>>724138477
You are an incredible faggot.
Whoever is taking these pictures is not a true friend for enabling this faggotry.

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She was my beautiful girlfriend and I loved her very much, she was a nurse and a ballerina that loved her family, we got together because neither one of us wanted to get married or have kids, once she got sick and wasn't able to have children that's all she wanted to do, her last words were "we deserve more time" and I told her that "we would be together again"

>>724143666

trips of truth

>>724137563

>wearing shades to a funeral

Everything else is fine, just make sure to dispose of the murder weapon before you leave the house, just in case the cops are onto you.

>>724137886
>There seems to be a recurring fallacy that suits look good.

Because a billion men for over 100 years have all been wrong - but you're right.

>>724143624
Dang any funny phone calls lately?

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>>724143777
What the fuck is going on......>>724143666
>>724143777

>>724143777
>>724143666

NICE

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>>724143745

Oh man, fugg it... you deserves best

>>724139544
People cope differently anon. Grieving doesn't mean looking like a sobbing child for months. Just because OP seems chipper doesn't mean that he's not grieving.

>>724143964
Yeah, Microsoft keep calling me about the viruses on my computer. Fixing it is getting expensive

>>724143745
You look great OP, and your girlfriend was very beautiful. She died loving you. And you are better for having known her.

>>724144240
Thanks anon

Shave and take off your sunglasses.
Polish your shoes and wash the gel out of your hair.
Its a funeral not a fucking gypsy wake.


Also NEVER wear wrap around sunglasses with a suit - they are for sport for fucks sake.
get some refinement you filth.

Signed -

A British suit tailor.