ITT we predict Trump's triumphs
I'll start
>ISIS wiped off the face of the Earth in 2018
>>724133119
>will successfully appeal to have his sentence reduced to 18 years
Bolsonaro win 2018.
>gets re-elected after Dems redpill themselves
He will build a wall.
>>724133337
>>724133119
Has a stroke in June 2017
>>724133119
>ISIS being "wiped" in any way
As much as I'd like to see this happen, atm they're basically the V of terrorist organisations. They don't really care about losing ground as long as they believe they're right.
USA gets a 5% share of future Russian oil secured thanks to Trump
>republican party crumbels and dissolves completly till 2018
>>724133859
But the citizens won't see any of it, it all goes to exxon mobile
Continues to demonstrate general ignorance and incompetence until stock market crashes and we return to hard recession. Escalates one of our on-going wars to distract the public.
>>724133119
Who's paying you, fag?
>>724133119
>nuclear end of the world
>>democrats fight by trying to coupe the govenrment, they fail.
>>military intervenes and reins for 5 years then
>>NWO begins
>>724134167
You know... You know there's this thing - uranium... Lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things.
>>724134477
>Dems stage a coup, lol
Republicans would like this. See I told /b/ that conservatism is dead.
>>724133119
The first president to get impeached due to lying about having a Russian "piss party", where hot escorts piss into a bucket, in a fancy Russian luxury hotel.
Women are appalled but all men secretly want to give him a high five for this.
>>724134923
Also note that this is supposedly true.... it's one of the reason it's believed that Trump is so eager to bend to Putin's will...