1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a women gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Dont forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
>>724130656
Rape isn't even real
>>724130656
So I'm guessing I probably shouldn't rape anymore... can I still pillage?
>>724130656
>When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
LIES!
>>724130656
Shit, I wish I knew this sooner.
What do you do if you did rape her?
Do I apologize for being rude?
>>724131118
Offer to let her rape you for gender equality
>>724130656
10/10
Would lul softly again
>>724130656
good advice, thanks
I thought women like rape
Thanks OP Now how do I avoid getting rape by a girl?
>>724132188
your face is probably enough
>>724132308
>>724132308
unfortunately not :(
triggered
>>724130656
1) Don't murder your children because you got upset.
2) God forbid human beings converse. Leave enough room for Jesus to buttfuck himself 27 and 2/3rds times.
>>724130656
OP is the poster child of liberal cuckold.
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>>724130656
It's not rape if you're married to her sister, right?
>>724130656
You say "potato", I say "it's rape o'clock nigger"
>>724130656
>>724132188
Use a Link costume
>>724130656
Are you seriously trying to stop rapists by telling them like this? They know it is wrong, but they don't care.
Are you just assuming that regular guys don't know this stuff and end up doing it by accident?
>>724131038
>can I still pillage?
Stick with pillaging. You get useful and valuable loot. What value do you get from raping a cockdock? Nothing.
>>724131159
Literally kek'd now. Best post
>>724131118
Pay her for the use of the holes.
>>724130656
This doesnot make sense
how can you do it all, if you didnot even offered a bowl of eggs????
I call bullshit
mmm, haha
copypasta trolling
>>724133335
faggot rapist
>>724130912
Fpbp