so this happened to me today /b/ >be me, at secondary education(britbongs

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so this happened to me today /b/
>be me, at secondary education(britbongs would understand)
>have moderate autism
>the whole yeargroup is an exam hall,doing a trial exam
>drink several litres of capri sun and fruit juice before exam because am a sperg lord
>go into exam hall
>its a fucking tough test
>concentrating hard on the test,start needing to pee
>start needing to pee real fucking bad
>like,really bad
>say nothing to teachers because I can hold on
>the urge to pee is overpowering,but too autistic to ask teachers to be let out
>decide that if I pee a little bit no one will notice and it will relieve the pressure
>let a little bit out
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>still have the urge to piss
>let more out
>decide to just fuck it,no one will notice
>fucking let the floodgates open
>oh fuck,there is a lot more than I thought
>its dripping on the floor
>kids around me start looking at me,confused
>because I live off of autism drink,the piss smells insanely strong
>ohfuck.jpg
>kids around me start looking disgusted
>try to ignore my piss soaked pants chafing on my leg
>try to act as if nothings happened with urine dripping off my chair and onto the floor
>exam finishes,hurry out,stinking of piss with it dripping from my trouser legs
>go into the small room where all our bags and coats are
>get out as fast as I can,steal some trousers from lost property, still have to wear piss soaked underwear
>call my dad
>he wont pick me up from school,calls me a retarded "beaner" (I dont know what that is)
>computing is the only lesson left
>some fucking chad asks if I had a good exam
>tell him I had some lemon juice in my pocket and the lid came off
>I stink of piss
>mfw
I think I am going to be a virgin forever.