>HELP ME /b/! I have a 2 page double-spaced essay due next

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>>724119383
Start working on it on Tuesday.
You've got time.

>>724119383
Bite your teachers neck open like your hero rick

>>724119383
Ok real talk take an aderal to help you wright it bud, it will help you foucus like never before and is the reasion i passed all my shit classes i didnt have time or care for

Yo

okay, anon. let's take this slowly, since you don't appear to be too bright.

what kind of pages? A4, Foolscap? how many lines per page?

what's the essay supposed to be on?

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>>724120534
Fuck

NIGGA TWO PAGES DOUBLE SPACED THAT YOU CAN WRITE THAT SHIT IN LIKE AN HOUR GO FUCK YOURSELF LOL

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>>724120569
this what are you in middle school?
underage b&

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>>724119383
go to fiverr fag

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>>724119383
stop beeing an unresponsible piece of shit for once in your life

>>724119383
2 page double spaced? Try 10 page in two days then bitch. Nut up faggot, it's just words on a page.

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>>724119383
seriously op, this: >>724120569
even if it needs to be sourced and properly cited, if that takes you even more than a couple of hours to write you should not be in university (assuming you're not underage b&)

>>724120996
ten pages in two days? try four thousand words a day, for two months.

>>724121094
so you wrote a 240,000 word paper? I don't think phd theses are even that long you dipshit

>>724121764
Howdy, "dipshit."
Ever think he may have been writing separate papers?
Grad school is demanding and better (more prestigious, intense, or accelerated) programs can be even more demanding.
Think before you open your cock holster next time.