Hey /b/. I am planning a trip around May to visit Las Vegas.

take acid look at the lights

>>724105425
dont stay any longer than 3 nights. not only will you lose way more money but you'll get super bored. 3 nights is perfect.

>>724105561
OP: Three nights are all I have.
I am staying at the Excalibur Hotel if that helps.

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>>724105425

I know where a bunch of rich highschool kids hangout at in the suburbs

Hit up shake shack! Amazing burgers.

>>724105425
Cirque du Soleil Ka is pretty amazing, I'd recommend seeing that.

>>724105771
OP:That would be cool if I was a weird pedo.

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OP: What do locals like to do?
I don't want to just the same old same old.

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OP: Obligatory bump.
Give me something to work with /b/rothers.

I live in Vegas. About 45 minutes off the strip.

You can stay at my place and pay with my good head.

>>724105688
aw man why did you go with a shit tier hotel? you can find great deals on nicer places like MGM and Vdara

>>724106639
I am cool.
Not Gay.
Not Bi.
I appreciate the offer though.

>>724106715
OP: It is only shit tier if I pay top dollar.
Booked 2 months ago.

>>724105425
Go shoot stuff and ride some offroad vehicles in the desert. I fired my first grenade launcher in Vegas...

Also make sure to visit Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and ask for Battletoads. Repeatedly.

>>724106868
OP: What....
Tell me NOW where I can shoot a damn grenade launcher?
Is that the pawn shop from that weak ass show?

>>724106868
OP: FAGGORT TELL ME NOW!