I've recently decided that I want to break some glass, and

Use the pressure from your sphincter

>>724102058

I would use the metal headed hammer as opposed to a mallet, and ditch the knife for some scissors or pliers, something for a quick snip.

OP here,

Crap, I forgot to put rope, instead of string.

the fuck you plan on doing anon?

>>724102230

What exactly are young doing? Cutting a boat from its moorings and breaking into it?

>>724102356
>>724102358

I'm going to smash one of my neighbor's windows, and cut the wind chimes.

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Nsa here
Citizen, are you planning to commit an act of TERRORISM??

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ive reported this thread

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>>724102720

>reported to the fbi

lol

>>724102720
Subtle

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>>724102720
I too, good sir, have reported this post.

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>>724102720
>>724102838

Nice try, both of you, but,

pic related

>>724102720
K

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>>724102967
>>724102967
u

OP here,

Seriously, though, would that box cutter be fine to cut 1/5 inch rope?

>>724102058
>>724103126
Nigga, you got a pink knife.

>>724103126
you could always cut it with your teeth

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>>724103173

It's not very sharp, because of how much I use it for widdling and I haven't sharpened it in a while.

>>724102058
then wtf is the duct tape for

>>724103443

It's to make sure the gloves don't fall off no matter how much I do.

>>724102720
kek

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If the thread isn't dead before I come back, I'll post a picture of the damage.

>>724103897

I'll try keep it alive.

Any particular reason for your petty vandalism OP?

who cares, i advocate anti-social behavior in the context of a backward-ass moral system

>>724102058
Hammer + pocket knife is all you need. If you don't have a decent pocket knife then get one, its pretty handy

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OP here

I think they saw my face, I'm also pretty sure they called the cops, because I saw a searchlight on my way back.
>>724104343
Thanks, and it's because my neighbor took my fucking wind chimes 3 months ago, and they've just been sitting there this whole time so I cut them down it took them back, also I REALLY didn't want to hang around, so no picture, sorry.