Bored as hell soldier deployed to Jordan a ways south of Syria.

>>724101426
How do you get laid? Fellow soldiers, local girls, or whores?

>>724101426
What's the local food like ?

Hit any good vagoo ?

>>724102411
>Fellow soldiers, local girls, or whores
all of these are synonymous

>>724101426
IDF?

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>>724101426

>>724101426
What is your current objective?

>>724102411
we dont, there are very few girls here, and the ones that are have plenty of dick, its not even worth fucking them honestly

>>724101426
What kind of soldier are you?

>>724102467
the shwarma is pretty good, like a wrap with some odd sauce, otherwise i havent had much good from here

>>724101426
whats the smoky shit in the distance?

>>724102612
>>724102621
we are SECFOR for this jordanian base, but the base is run by americans, it's like "hey you own it and everything thats really cute"

What's all that black smoke on the horizon?

>>724102618
Interesting. thanks anon.

>>724101426
Any weird as fuck animals? Lizards? Scorpions? Spiders? Etc etc
>ArizonaFag

>>724102715
thats actually a picture from kuwait. I wasnt sure what it was really

>>724102769
post a picture from where you are.

>>724102742
Hey I'm an Arizona fag too! We have some crazy animals here. I saw a wild cougar in Prescott, shit was legit scary

>>724102618
I'd honestly fuck the shit out of a woman soldier.
I have some kind of fetish for strong women, it might be because I'm a beta and cheap faggot.

>>724102742
i saw a couple camel spiders and scorpions, black ones. Also oddly enough there are chameleons here, and hedgehogs

>>724102856
you have the wrong idea in your mind when you think of a woman soldier

>>724102853
Literally woke up and found a dead scorpion. Crushed it with my ass in my sleep. Was so conflicted because I was scared of scorpions being in my bed but not because I can apparently sleep crush them

>>724102856
Like you wouldn't fuck any girl you fag

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>>724102742
also this

>>724102874
Holy shit i would to mess with a wild hedgehog. If you ever see another, do come back and post pics. Feed it some MRE

>>724102919
They are women and thus have vagina.
What is the wrong idea?

>>724103009
I'm liking this thread

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>>724102788

Army? Marines? Air Force? Which branch?

>>724103070
they are just normal girls man, they arent buff or strong, theyre just like any other one but in a uniform

>>724103161
soldier=army

Tits or gtfo

>>724103180
Not like this... Don't tell me they are fucking cunts.

Brb, busy killing myself.

>>724103048
yeah i only saw one once and i was busy at the time so i didnt get to mess around with it as much as id have liked to but it was cool as fuck

>>724103269
they are known for being massive sluts, im guessing thats part of the reason why theyd get into the military in the first place. Even a below average looking girl suddenly becomes desirable around such a male dominated landscape

>>724102411

So a guy gets deployed to the sandbox, and gets sent to some base in the middle of nowhere. He's getting his initial briefing and when the CO asks if there are any questions, he asks, "Sir, what do you do for women around here?" The CO grins and says "Well, son, about every couple of weeks, Akhmed brings a whole bunch of camels to the base, and---"

INCOMING!

The conversation stops and everyone runs to their posts as they take (and return) mortar rounds for a few hours. A few of the incoming ones are close hits and it rattles the new guy some.

A few days go by, with occasional repeats of the mortar fire, until they get three days in a row with no incoming. On the third day, the new guy is out on patrol, when he sees a guy driving several camels towards the base. He reaches for his radio mic to report it, but his buddy says, "No, that's Akhmed!" New guy suddenly remembers the conversation with the CO, and decides that he's going to be first in line.

When Akhmed gets there, our hero is ready. He picks out the likeliest camel, drags a crate over behind it, gets up on the crate, drops his pants, and starts going to town on the camel. It's *wonderful* - warm and tight - especially good since he hasn't gotten any for a while.

He grabs handfuls of fur and growls as he busts a nut deep in the camel's pussy. In his post-coital bliss, he gradually becomes aware that the entire population of the base is standing there, watching him, laughing.

The CO walks up to him and says, "I never got to finish. Once Akhmed gets here, we all ride the camels into the whorehouse, in town.

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>>724103048
this guy was in our barracks when we were doing train up stuff in new mexico, i was gonna keep it in a bottle or something but it died a few days before we left the bay

>>724103389
If they are massive sluts why the fuck aren't you banging that shit.
Are you a beta faggot OP?

Btw, aren't there really strong badass women? Or are they all slutty cunts?

>>724103752
mostly just sluts and lesbians. There are only a few here where i am that i would even consider and honestly the risk reward just isnt worth it. You can actually get in a good bit of trouble for fucking over here

>>724103621
Holy shit, that fucking spider is capable of killing someone within a few hours.

how are jordanian SF cops, military police to work with?

>>724103903
Holy fuck, lesbians soldiers.
>new fetish acquired

>>724103908
i dont know what it is about army places but they seem to attract the widows, they set up in shooting positions on machine gun ranges all the time. It's kinda odd

>>724103110
>"Ground control to Eagle 5...you are clear for take off"

>>724104012
Almost all of the Jordanians are fucking jokes, horrible at what they do and mostly don't speak any english. Any middle eastern soldier that is "special forces" is lucky to be as good as your standard US infantryman... Maybe Isreal for an exception im not sure

>>724104250
>Maybe Isreal for an exception im not sure
Israeli special forces are usually gnarly as fuck, from what I've heard.

>>724101426
Did you killed anyone since you got there?

>>724104472
nope, the only thing that has died is my soul, a little bit everyday from the mind numbing boredom and army bureaucratic bullshit

>>724104621
an hero

>>724104621
Rank?

>>724104958
im almost done now, im leaving in about a week.>>724104960
SPC

>>724104621
What was the most exciting thing that happened there. It's Jordan so I'm not expecting much

>>724105077
enjoy your dubs and freshly gained freedom

>>724105396
yeah not really much, the king of jordan comes by from time to time and they do there half-cool helicopter fly by's with simulated miniguns and their king abdullah fast ropes out. My excitemtn is usually fucking with the jordanian workers, the cooks specifically. I like to ask them for a ham and cheese omelette. Really pisses them off, "No Ham!, just meat!"

>>724105684
Do they like you there? Or would they rather have you guys gone. The king of Jordan has time to visit a hole in the ground? Must be slow in Jordan.

What's it like being a part of the Trump army?

>>724105839
all of jordan is a hole in the ground...

I think the public sentiment is theyd rather not have us, but they really kind of need us. Although the full level of involvement of the US military here is hidden from both countries' general public, we have like 10x more troops here training them and running their bases than we say we do

>>724105926
at the individual soldier level so far its indiscernible from the army before, but i have hopes it will be better for the future guys under im. I'm on my way out after this

You regret joining the military?

>>724106306
This

>>724104250
>>724104332

Sayeret don't fuck around. Apparently they downright terrify ISIS.


>>724101426
hey OP, do you coordinate any stuff with the Israelis or since you're in Jordan, do you have to pretend they don't exist?


>>724106017
>all of jordan is a hole in the ground

as far as middle eastern countries go, it's not the worst place. people are more sane than the other arabs.

i'd rather live in Israel if i had to live in the middle east, but Jordan wouldn't be the worst consolation prize

or Dubai if i could pretend like i could afford to live there.

>>724106306
idk, i liked it at first, as time wore on I liked it less. I guess ill be glad i did it when im done

>>724106017
i never got that sentiment.

they don't want the americans around, but their own soldiers are so borderline incompetent and unwilling to fight without americans in the line with them or a radio call away.


its eerily reminiscent of vietnam. southern vietnamese never wanted to actually fight. were happy to let the americans do it for them

>>724106447
we dont work with them. and yeah i understand that as far as the middle east goes its one of the better and more progressive ones, but honestly seeing the squalor and just overall poor quality of things it shows how bad it is in general over here.

>>724106583
yeah, its hard to not feel at least a little elitist when you see just how poor the quality of other armed forced are and their lack of funding

>>724106599
makes sense. hajjis get extremely butthurt if you remind them the Jews have their shit together one country over.

better to just pretend they don't exist. keep the locals happy...or at least less miserable.

>>724101426
Were you deployed in Kuwait, or stationed anywhere else than Jordan?

>>724106799
yeah i was in kuwait for about month and a half and then have been to two different bases in jordan

>>724106686
not even the quality or lack of funding. just the sheer lack of will-to-fight

heard and read about the multiple multiple instances of iraqi army regulars just saying "fuck it" and walking off.

on one level i get it. i wouldn't want to fight and probably die for a shitty country that's likely fucked me over a few times,

but on the other hand. nothing gets built up if people aren't willing to sweat and bleed for it. only way to get a country off the ground.

>>724106893
one thing they have that i find fucking hilarious is that a great many of them dont want to or are afraid to be responsible for killing someone. So they refuse to aim their weapons and they shoot in the general direction of the enemy, that way when they spray the bullets if someone does get hit, then it is the will of allah that they died and not their fault

>>724106893
Did you ever make a friend that's wasn't American while you were over there.

>>724107172
there is a guy that runs a hookah bar on post that i talk to and a female interpreter that is from egypt that i like. Actually pretty cool people

>>724107077
that's just indicative of their poor training

almost every human is hard wired not to want to kill other people. you can read a lot about soldiers in almost any conflict just shooting to shoot and not actively aiming.

training is supposed to break a soldier of that tendency


that will of allah thinking though, sounds like typical hajji thinking. "whatever happens, allah wanted it to and it's never my own fault"

>>724107256
ive met some chill egyptians. other arabs kind of shit on them though. not as bad as they shit on yemenis or palestinians, but still. all part of that arab social ladder. Saudis at the top. Palestinians at the bottom. everyone else is somewhere inbetween

the Coptic egyptians are a lot more decent to be around. less insane about religion. goddamn shame they're slowly being ethnically cleansed out of egypt.

>>724107256
Do you ever feel sorry for them. Like a sense of guilt that life is shit there. Do you take things for granted anymore? Not to sound preachy

>>724107400
not OP, but i sometimes do. Lot of them are regular people.

for whatever reason arab culture seems to lend itself to more autocratic systems. it doesn't help that multiple world powers have stuck their dicks in and redrawn maps however the shit they felt like it.

finding oil was another curse. bunch of countries got instant wealth. never really had to work or develop a nation. it was just a bunch of tribals handed piles of cash. no time for the culture to evolve into something more modern.

>>724107382
yeah this one is a coptic actually
>>724107400
no one is keeping them here, and i think they just dont have a concept of how much better it can be. IDK it really does kinda feel like people in the middle east just have this feeling that islam is all they need, they really seem to buy into it even here where its a lot more lax. Ill definitely appreciate being the the US more after this

>>724107591
Is it just the US there, or are there other foreign nations there to help/exist.

>>724107783
its mostly the US. There are a couple from canada ive seen, and there are still some british that have ties to the jordanian army as some sort of remnant from colonization

>>724107783
the jordanians will (very quietly) do joint exercises with israelis every so often (just looked it up).

they really try to not publicize that though. the jordanian public really gets their sandy tits in a vice over it, especially the islamists

>>724107914
yeah their king has done some things to help them and its super unpopular as far as all of the rest of the middles east is concerned including his own people

>>724107961
he's in a catch-22. the israelis control the natural gas supply from the Mediterranean and the Jordanians need it, but your average Muhammed Q Jordanian has been taught from fucking birth that the jews are responsible for everything awful in his life.

the king of jordan isn't dumb, and from all accounts is a semi-decent and reasonable guy. he knows picking fights with the israelis is a shitty idea, but he needs the islamists to stay placated to keep Jordan stable

>>724107961
also the king of jordan has a cameo in an episode of star trek:voyager. No spoken lines because he's not a member of SAG but he shows up for like five seconds.

turns out he's a huge star trek fan and asked if he could appear on the show.

What age did you join?

>>724108132
the only reason we're here is so we can use their country as a base of operations if and when we need to. it is the most stable country in the area. They're getting a lot of money from us and training in return. That king really does seem to know how to play the game

>>724108192
21

>>724108253
If you could have been stationed somewhere else where would it be?

>>724108324
im currently deployed national guard so fuck all that. People can make jokes if they want about the guard but we bring way more life experience and diversity of knowledge to the army and of the 6 1/2 years ive been in the guard ive spent probably about at least 2 years worth of full active time

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>>724101426
As a Syrian, when are you going to fuck off ??

I think you are failing already, every attempt to arm the terrorists of "southfront" has been rekt already.

>>724108626
As an American you can have your shithole country, let isis take it over for all i fucking care. 2 weeks from now ill be back in my nice house in the beautiful country setting with beer and a fishing pole in the stream

>>724108752
Sounds like a deal faggot

>>724103110
is that the anti-terrorist training ground?

>>724103110
surely that plane cant reach takeoff speed with that building in the way right? what kind of plane is that

>>724109309
>>724109638
its not a real plane its for training, and yes thats what they do here

>>724109707
but how to the train pilots if on ground?

>>724109857
...it trains people to deal with hostage situations and such that happen inside the fuselage of the plane

>>724109964
yeah but those happen in the air, remember 9/11 if it was this plane it wouldnt have even got off the ground because that stupid building is in the way..

>>724110024
at this point im not sure if youre trolling or youre really just that dumb. Either way OP is moving on from the thread as it is chow time