Hey mods can I get banned for like a week or something?
I've got finals coming up and lack the mental fortitude not to come here
lol prob do the opposite and give you mod status
>>724096968
If I am to fail Uni that way then I shall fail in style
>>724096777
No joke you can get banned for reporting the banana posters EVEN when its there in the rules that spamming just for spamming endlessly is against the rules, global and on b
selfbump
I'm serious about this one, boys
>>724097654
ah shit yo, thanks for the advice fam
>>724096777
you need to find self control inside you
just don't /b/rowse
>>724097658
My answer is serious, go to any ylyl thread and report banana posts
>>724096777
If you don't have self control not to do something now you might as well do whatever you want. Post cp if you want to get banned.
i got banned once cause i posted a webm of this girl eating a live mice
find some animal abuse videos and you'll be banned for a short period
dont post cp or will get permaban
just admit your underage
>>724097801
Trying it now as we speak
>>724097913
don't want to get permadeath, plus I really don't have anything ban-worthy saved
>>724098078
pretty sure I've seen that webm before, she's dressed up like a cat or something right?
only found one banana
>>724098379
>pretty sure I've seen that webm before, she's dressed up like a cat or something right?
yeah some stupid mod banned me for a week bcause that video nobody post that shit anymore
>>724098379
Well learn self control.
>>724098078
post the webm again...pease?
>>724096777
someone help this anon out
>>724096777
MOOOOODS THIS KID IS ONLY 13
>>724098723
Man, I've seen that more than a few times, dunno why they'd decide it's bad now
>>724098763
technically best advice, but still. It ain't there right now and I need to be gone for a minute
I am 13 and I like anime and marijuana
>>724096777
why would you come here though? /b/ is literally the worst board
>>724099745
I'm hoping for a ban across all boards if possible
can i have all your ians
>>724096777
Post fully clothed child models if you want a temp ban. It's not illegal to possess/post those images but you'll be banned right up.
Or I think beastiality is still banned here.
>>724096777
If you're under 18 post pictures of your nude self to get banned for cp, dumbass
>>724100578
yes, one sec
>>724101139
these captchas are starting to hurt
>>724101304
Is the anon that wanted all these Ians still here?
>>724101496
I kinda want to watch a Chinese action movie, any recs?
>>724100578
that's the last of em bud
>>724101915
holy fuck thanks i love you
>>724096777
Write a script that'll block your computer from accessing this domain for a week, casual.
>>724102085
yeah no problem bro, I'm glad someone else can appreciate them as much as I
>>724102177
i'll use these ians wisely to make sure your pain with capchas wasn't in vain
>>724102163
lol I'm a technoob, so I don't even know where to begin on that one.
I know a few dudes, and found a page on how to block a site with host file, so I might head in that direction
>>724102295
you make all struggles worth it
>>724096777
Mods are dead
OP you poor bastard, just trying to be responsible...
ban only prevents posting....you can still d/l and fap and stuff....so maybe ban won't help
>>724096777
Dox some cunt
>>724098238
This is also correct...
Just post telking us how you are 13 and in middle school. See ya next week!
>>724099697
MODS!
>>724105412
This bans the fag.
>>724097654
I got banned 3 days for spamming gfur
>>724105412
Do it faget! Do it NOW!
>>724105101
This got me banned for a few days, posting some dog abuser's facebook and shit. Do this, it's temporary, easy, and just plain wholesome fun!
>>724105101
is doxing all it takes anymore? man, this place has gone downhill...
>>724096777
you forgot to mention you turn 18 next week OP
so do I
>implying getting banned will stop you from coming here
seriously people act like other wifi networks don't exist, or that tor doesn't exist...
if you don't have the mental strength to stay away from here i don't see how this wouldn't lead you to connect to some other wifi or download the onion when you go through banana withdrawls
>>724106831
Sad but tru :(
>>724107624
MODS!
>>724100578
He a idub LOL