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I found a kinda legal way to make shit tones of money. No joke.

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I found a kinda legal way to make shit tones of money.

No joke.

> live in Austria
> buy fake gold ducats from aliexpress that are very common in Austria (ducats from 1880 Maria Theresia)
> real ones are worth about 500$
> pay 1$ per fake one
> put them together with some other real and somewhat rare but not expensive coins in an coin Album
> so like 50 randome old coins and 10 ducats
> all together costs about 100$
> put Pictures of it on craigslist and just say "old coins for sale" and say I found them at an attic and want 2.000 for it
> never say they are real or gold or anyting
> use throwaway phone and email
> meet up with someone who recognized the gold ones and thinks that they are real so he thinks all togehter it should be worth more than 5.000
> he just takes a quick look at them and buys them because he doesnt want me to think twice about the value since he asumes they are real and worth much more
> 2k in cash
> do that once a week in a differend area

Is it illegal if I never said that they are real or made out of gold? I just say dunno I found them i guess they are worth something.
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>>724093602
stick to fucking kangaroos cunt
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no cocksmoker is gonna just randomly buy ur gold and shit. with those fakes prolly gonna be some bullshit plastic feeling gold, they can always do a test there to prove if its fake or not anyway

when they find out theyre gonna rape u like the lil rentboi tht u r u wallabe
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>>724093759
Austria =/= australia
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>>724093602
I highly doubt that any decent collector is gonna just buy them without authenticity. You're a retard
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like whos gonna pay 2k without checking ur anus if its real cmon on now u fucken wallabe fuck
>poo in ur roo m9
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>>724093887
Not a collector just someone who resells them and sees a huge profit
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>>724093602

People might ask how you got $2,000 as a price, seems a lot for some random old coins you supposedly know nothing about
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>>724093996
just say idk they look valuble and we can negotiate
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>>724094075
If you say that they're gonna think you're retarded and try to talk you down to next to nothing. You lose all bargaining power by pretending you know dick about what you're selling
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>>724093602
Go back to shoving your dick in kangaroos you degenerate scunt
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>>724093602
Stuff like this is done all the time OP, you should do it and see if you can make some moniez.

Lots of people sell fake shit all the time, fake old wine, fake paintings, and make loads of dough. Don't listen to the typical faggat on here who's going to shit in your great idea because they're idiots living in their parents basement.
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>>724093602
I would however suggest that you don't do it once a week. You should highly limit the frequency, and I wouldn't necessarily recommend consistently using craigslist.

And if you want to make some real money, you should build up a reputation as a coin expert. Then you can sell fake shit for real dough.
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>>724094161
No you don't. A scam like this is measuring their greed against your ignorance. If they think the coins are only worth about 3-4k, they're gonna be suspicious that if you're anywhere in the ballpark. But if they think the set could be worth tens of thousands, they're gonna take you for a rube and buy them at 2k if you insist you won't part with them for less.

You can't con an honest John. Anyone who clues him in to the "real" value is going to find it extremely strange if he stays firm at 2k, but if OP increases price the buyer will want to get the coins checked first. He's got a good scam going by playing on people's greed like he is.
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>>72409478yeah I'm basicly just counting on greed
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>>724094938
Have you already started this? I don't know anything about general knowledge in Austria, but if the gold ducats are gonna be something only a coin collector would recognize then your scam is shit for other reasons.
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>>724094787
Really? If I ask where you got your number and you tell me you pulled it out of your ass and you don't know jack shit about what you're selling, I'm gonna come back and say well most of these are fairly worthless and give you some jargon bullshit about how I can take them off your hands for a low price and its the best you'll find. How can you argue? You already told me you don't know shit about what you're selling so if you don't defer to my authority on the subject then you're probably trying to con me
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>>724093853
stick to wombats then cunt
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Why are you idiots arguing about price, he's making 1900 with every sale and that's like only a couple of hours work
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>>724095075
I'd say "no than I'm not gonna sell them and have them appraised later mybe they are worth something"
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>>724093602
>throwaway phone
doch
woher

i give you 5000€ or the gold you have right now
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>>724095075
There's billions of people exactly like you. You think you've got things all figured out and next thing you know I'm taking your money.

I'm not gonna try to explain psychology to you. I'll just say that there's only 2 kinds of people, greedy and honest. The only kind of person who can't be conned are the honest ones.
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>>724095121
Are you a moron? The argument is that nobody is gonna pay 2000 dollars without some sort of authentication.
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>>724095058
It's a very common coin in Austria that almost every grandma has so everyone knows it
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ITT: Anons shun idea without understanding that this is basically how thousands and thousands of cons work
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>>724095446
Lol yea cause I'm the dumb fuck that's gonna pay for your shitty fake coins. Please explain your armchair psychology to me.
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>>724095457
but if they think they can make 3k+ in like an hour they just hope that I'm stupid.
You can litterly trade them in in a bank für 500 each
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Cons aren't even about the goddamn price, they are about confidence and making yourself seem trustworthy. It's all about the way you perform the con, the money has very little to do with it. If this thread has degenerated into an argument about how much to ask for for the coins, then i think you should throw in the towel OP. You don't have what it takes.
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Or I could just say "highest bid since I'm not sure what they are worth" and than pick someone who says I'll give you 1k cash right now because than I know hes trying to fuck me over.
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>>724095571
Nope, if you tried to smooth talk me down I'd tell you straight up that I just feel like they're worth more and then I'd leave.

And according to you, you would think "He was selling $20,000 of coins for $2000 because he didn't know what he had. Deal of a lifetime for me but oh well you win some you lose some"
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>>724095613
That's too high. If you're selling them for 2k and they think they're worth 5k they probably WILL want them certified. You need to blind them with that "Deal of a Lifetime" value
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>>724095748
Okay retard, for a scam like this the money has a lot to do with it. And the unique poster count hasn't changed in ten minutes so don't pretend like you just got here.
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fuck it I'll stick to crack
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>>724096090
No it doesn't and its just like an amateur con artist to get hung up on the dollar value. Sure you need to price it correctly, but the other part of the game is how you play it off. If your shady as fuck nobody's going to buy your damn coins so it doesn't fucking matter what you price them at.

I wasn't pretending i just got here, I made that comment because I'm watching this thread turn into a bunch of faggat retards like you arguing about a number that doesn't matter that much.
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You know what actually? Why am I helping any of you retards?

Stay dumb forever, whatever you think now is exactly right and never listen to people who know more about something than you. OP, you sell the coins for whatever retarded price you want, have fun in prison mate.
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>>724095748
I love conning people with the most retarded shit.. and its true they have to think they're conning you. With gold however, it's kinda hard. Every shitfaced fagget can take his grandma's golden necklace and pawn it around the corner. So it is less believeble that your just gonna sell gold on craigslist, because lazy.. but hey maybe you can pull it off, people are dumbfucks.
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>>724096394
What did you watch Matchstick Men and now you're an expert on how and why cons work? Why don't you go ahead and break this one down for me then since you understand it so well.
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>>724096090
just relax and remember youre arguing with people who havent been outside in years
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>>724096531
look focusing on the price is an easy thing to get hung up on. Hence why you dick loving faggots can't stop talking about it.

You overlook the fact that OP is talking about posting an ad to CL once a fucking week with this shit. CL doesn't allow you to delete posts, he's asking to get caught just with that part alone.

You don't have to be a con expert to understand that there are more important things to worry about here, and focus on than the fucking pricepoint.
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>>724093602

inb4 OP buys expensive valuable coins to con people,
gets conned with shitty coins,
mixes shitty coins and shittier coins for his scam
none gives a shit
lost $100
...
profit


good idea tho, just try it, but if you get your knees broken by someone who figures out you're trickin him don't be mad, it's the game.

speaking of which, you just lost the game
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>>724096727
You have straight up no idea what you're talking about. It's fun for you to speculate though, huh?

Why don't you tell us how you'd do it.
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>>724096857
People who make real money on cons are people who sell themselves as experts. You have to be able to come across as someone trustworthy and knowledgable, hence the suggestion that OP become somewhat of a coin expert.

What he's proposed will work a few times, but he will eventually get caught. But if he's smart he could do it several times, then stop and work on some other con.

I like how all your doing is calling people dumb and asking how they would do it. I hope it makes you feel like a smart man, though your not.
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>>724097156
So you would pretend to be a coin expert then? I keep asking you to explain what wouldn't work and why, and you keep acting like scams are fucking Oceans Eleven.
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>>724097293
Important missing line: Without explaining jackshit.
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>>724097156
You dumb motherfucker, you don't have any idea why this scam would work with the price tweaked. Do you want to know why it works? If you ask me nicely I'll shatter your "All scams are Archer and Ocean's Eleven combined with James Bond" notion you have for some colossally retarded reason
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>>724097293
ALL SCAMS ARE OCEAN ELEVEN.

I'm not saying it wont work, i started off simply by complaining that we should stop talking about the price point and focus on other logistics.
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>>724093602
it would be much better for society if you took all the time spent on this scheme to maybe do something productive like designing a frikken invention and selling it for 2gs instead.
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>>724097293
>>724097460
Oh jeez, i seem to have triggered some individuals with low aspirations in life.
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>>724097518
Thats ridiculous. Just.....Just Stop it
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>>724097514
Other logistics like what? Like OP should become a coin expert and ruin the entire angle? You realize if they know he's knowledgeable about coins they'll either a. Demand certificates of authenticity or b. Wonder why he's selling it for such a dramatically low price? Selling it on craigslist stops making sense if he actually knows what they're worth, so where do you suggest he pretends to be a coin expert?

>>724097619
No, you're talking to an actual conman who's embarrassing the shit out of you.
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>>724093602

There was a guy in the USA about a hundred year ago. Deaf and dumb. Noticed that the new 5 cent coins did not have the word cent anywhere on them. Electroplated them with gold and bought things costing a nickel. Received $4.95 change every time(because everyone thought it was a 5 dollar gold piece). No law at the time against it, but they sure did pass one once he walked.
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>>724097794
I'm really not embarrassed at all. Listen the point i'm trying to make is that if your a legitimate coin expert you can say whatever the fuck you want. You can also relieve yourself of a significant amount of liability because there's only so many ways to verify the authenticity of a coin.

If you learn all the ins and outs you can make real money. but your correct that is a substantially different approach from the one OP is suggesting, but this is /b/ where one can say whatever the fuck they want.

How would you approach it you low level con scum? Lay it out for me!
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>>724098120

your isn't you're
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The idea is to make your opponent think they are outsmarting you while making them believe that giving you money is their smart choice.

All you have to do, to con someone, is make them believe they are conning you. Or that they are secretly in their own head being witty and clever.

Then you take the money and never look back, never the same con and never the same place.

Drive at least 5-8 hours away from where anyone would recognise you.

Small towns, small bard.
The excuse is passing through and need to rest.

Use rented cars with fake ID.

Sit at the bar, talk to the guys that are sober but look like they are carrying money.

You need to learn how to charm men more than women, charm them into thinking you are the sweetest most trustworthy idiot out there.

And never ever eeeeeever trust anyone.

The best cons are bar cons.

I made 7000 dollars in 6 hours once from two bars. You would be surprised how much money people carry with them.

One guy gave me 2000 dollars and his wallet still had like 50% more cash.

Never go with anyone to an ATM. Most ATMs have cameras.

Don't even walk past one if you are with a target cross the street.
Always follow your surroundings, and avoid police cars as targets might be luring you toward the police.

I've had to run two or three times in my early stupid days.

Remember, people want to outsmart you and give you their money. That's the key (or you could play the empathy card)
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>>724098484
Standard grammar troll response. You realize that I write the opposite of whichever your or you're i'm attempting to write in order to out mindless idiots like you who like to make themselves feel smarter by pointing out a common grammatical error.
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>>724098120
>watches oceans eleven
>"all scams require experts with suits and EMPs"

There's only 1 way to verify the authenticity of a coin, and that's with a certificate of authenticity from a licensed inspector.

I would do it exactly like OP is saying to do it except I would lower the price to $500 dollars or make the apparent value greater than 10k to make people feel like if they say something he'll want the coins inspected (raising the price closer to their imagined estimate). When they can only double their money, people will be more wary of getting ripped off. If they think they can more than quadruple it, they get wrapped up in how much money they'll make to want to ruin it.

Again, I'm only speaking as someone who was a con artist for 7 years and works security consulting for casinos. Your 23 years experience of getting sick 720° headshots across the map are worth WAY more.
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>>724098491
This is more like it!
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>>724098620
>LOLOL JOKES ON YOU
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD
>JOKES ON YOU

Right.
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>>724098491
Mostly right, a lot of paranoia though. But he's right, don't shit where you eat and don't hit the same places for too long.
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Do this more than twice in the same town and no one will find your body.
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>>724098620

I was just pointing it out so you can rewrite it properly before I skim it again, junior.
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>>724098783
No seriously, people pointing out the difference between your and you're on the internet is a serious pet peeve of mine. They are the dumbest humans on the planet.
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>>724098681
Hahaha what's your favorite scam? What do you do as a security consultant?
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>>724098941
>awkwardly pretends to know cons
>"people who complain about youre and your are the stupidest people on earth"

Okay.
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>>724098869
Paranoia is 80% of this line of work bro.
You need to be AS careful as you possibly can.
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>>724098681
Dude you know that the person making the real money is that licensed fucking inspector, he can do whatever the fuck he wants!

I am a licensed armchair professional coin inspector con man for your information. Thank you very much.

And I like how nobody has a problem with the craigslist aspect of this. Does nobody realize that craigslist does not delete posts? How many of the same goddamn posts in different areas will it take before the authorities are alerted.
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>>724098491
Been arrested or have a record?
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>>724099063
Lol this is my favorite thread
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>>724098941

Here is a good way to remember it, kid:

You're stupid.

Your stupid comment isn't worth reading.

You're not going to see your stupid comment be retained when these are the days of yore.
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>>724098990
Probably change raising. It's interesting to me because even when you explain it, people don't understand what happened.

Mostly you just meet with casinos to keep them up to date on the latest scams and how to watch out for them. We had a big rash of people robbing slot machines with a flashlight of all things. There's a sensor in certain models of machines that recognizes a payout by a bright flash of light. People would rig up these flashlights inside flexible tubes and thread them up into the machine and set the sensor off. People come up with the strangest things.
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>>724098762
You need a fake ID to start anything really.
I was asked for my I'd by two buyers and fake ID saved my ass.

It's expensive but a necessary tool.
It is your shield.

Also fencing is a good job.
I fenced fuckloads of stolen smartphones to people in bars.

"I wanna sell this piece of shit phone"
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>>724099416
>Grammar fag defending other grammar fags

Hope it makes you're feel smart, because yore not.
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>>724093759
>>724093943
>>724094176
>>724095099
Idiots op said austria not australia
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>>724099183
Craigslist deletes posts you gigantic retard. Listings expire in 45 days, or they can be deleted anytime through the email they send to publish listing.

Inb4

>LOLOLOL I TROL U I NEW CRAGSLIST DOES THAT I WAS JUS SEEIN IF U NEW HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Why don't you go to Snapchat (z) .com and leak all your snapchat friends
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>>724099624
Yes you can delete posts, but you cannot delete your post history that is specific to yore account.

>ITT Faggots
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>>724099771
Oh the account tied to the fake email and burner phone? Go ahead and tell us why that craigslist post matters, we're all dying to understand your fucking retarded logic.
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>>724099547
Thats a fine point about the fake ID. This dude gets it.

More info please!
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>>724099858
They can look at current posts, reply to them and set up a meeting with you to bust your fucking stupid nigger ass. How about that you dumbshit faggot, you could'nt be a con artist anymore than you could be a productive member of society you overweight, goddamn, useless fucking sack of goddamn horse shit covered in yore own semen.
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>>724099603

No one should feel smart solely because of your stupidity.
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>>724099998
Off by one because you're the dumbest faggot who ever lived.
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>>724100058
this is definitely my favorite thread
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>>724099998
Only you would be so fucking stupid to imagine this con going on long enough for the police to find out.
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>>724099490
wow with flashlights?? thats crazy. do the casinos let you play for free?
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>>724100269
From OP
> do that once a week in a differend area

DO THAT ONCE A WEEK IN A DIFFERENT AREA. THAT'S WHAT HE FUCKING SAID, NOT THAT I EXPECT YORE ABLE TO READ.
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>>724093602
OK.

Number 1... You're a cunt. No, really. You are a piece of shit as a human being and richly deserve the no doubt horrible and violent fate in store for you.

Number 2. Your bullshit paper thin excuse of "found" old coins is going to last real long, given the burner phones and constant changing locations you plan to do. Moron.

Number 3. Someone you cross is going to kick the everloving shit out of you. I wish I could see it.
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>>724100370
No but I get a lot of things comped. I mostly play Blackjack and the dealers and pit bosses all know me. At least at the casinos I play at. If you want more comps, bet big when the pit bosses are watching.

>>724100508
>"Yore"

Are we in 1600s England now? Or is this guy just a real big retard?
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>>724100628
The second one.
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>>724093602
>no cocksmoker is gonna just randomly buy ur gold and shit. with those fakes prolly gonna be some bullshit plastic feeling gold, they can always do a test there to prove if its fake or not anyway


This is 100% legal - Trust me - the industry I am in is pretty much illegal compared to yours/
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>>724100628

I introduced it earlier and it infected him. You were here for the birth of a meme.
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>>724093759

When anon is a either a pinkie or the brain, we will never know. Stralia and the Von Housen family are different tho
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>>724094787
i agree, sounds like a good plan.
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>> and say I found them at an attic and want 2.000 for it

Theft by deception. Same crime as theft. You could say "i bought them aliexpress" for whatever amount you actually paid and then youd be clear.

Claiming you dont know where they came from would be a crime
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>>724100740
I've been trolling your you're faggats like you for thousands of years. You did introduce a new dynamic though with yore, and I appreciate that.
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>>724100848
Wait now that I think about it, isn't Aliexpress a scam in the first place? Is that the place that got caught ripping off card numbers?
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Here's a better scam, OP, thank me later.

>get a gift card, hopefully between $500-1000
>give your friend the number on the back of the gift card
>advertise the gift card for sale on a local website (Craigslist?) and meet up with the person to sell the gift card
>person calls number on back of card or goes in store to confirm funds, they're there
>they pay you for gift card
>your friend simultaneously wipes out the gift card online and has items shipped to you (most places do free shipping on large orders)
>return items and now have your initial investment back + whatever idiot paid you for it

>???

>PROFIT
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>>724100740
Hey did you hear that? >>724100948

Yeah sorry mate, turns out he was only pretending to be a retard. Ignore all the other shit he misspelled or fucked up on, he was trolling you the whole time and probably still is and he's totally not retarded and is smart and not dumb.
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>>724100948

English isn't thousands of years old, cochise.
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Why don't you go to Snapchat z .com and leak all your snapchat friends
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>>724093602
no buyer beware is kind of the deal here. you're selling it not knowing what its worth but saying youll take 2000 for it. his job to check. if you said it was real coins etc that could be fraud
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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat z .com could help you tonight!
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>>724101110

I just hope he has more staying power than the trapper.

You remember him...posted trapper john in trap threads. ...
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>>724101301
I sure don't remember him, not even a little bit. Truly that's the mark of an effective troll.
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>>724101110
>>724101131
>tfw
>any legitimate conversation turns into people arguing about your and you're and who's retarded due to the difference between the two
>as if anybody cares except insecure retards who try to make themselves feel smart by specializing in correcting a minor grammatical error.
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Oi cunt, what ever drongo is willing to buy ya shitty coins with out peeping a check, is some dumb cunt who should be buying a killa troopy instead of ya gay cunt coins.
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>>724101497
It's just that we all learned the difference between "your" and "you're" in 2nd grade and you still haven't mastered it.
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>>724101497
Legitimate conversation? You mean your autistic gibberish about how OP needs to dress up in suits and impersonate a coin certifier and hire George Clooney to set off EMPs and navigate laser fields to steal the quantum gemerald?
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>>724101930
So you think.
Tell me how much time do you spend crusading on the internet as to the difference between your and you're? Probably quite a lot!

The way people can make perfectly coherent well understood arguments just to have the first comment about them be someone pointing out that they said your instead of you're is absolutely infuriating. It undermines rational discourse when yore OCD about the difference is the first thing that you think about when reading someone else's writing.

And here we are still talking about it. My point has been made quite effectively I think.
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>>724101088
>takes giftcard to police
>they call it's brand
>record of transaction locates the place you paid in cash
>???
>CCTV
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>>724102160
Lol yes.
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check them matey
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>>724096727

Since when does craigslist not allow you to delete posts?
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>>724102338
There's two separate people here: me, who thinks you're a retard for your Oceans Eleven lifeview, and Person 2, who thinks you're a retard for spelling like a 1st grader.
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>>724093602

I used to work in a coin shop. Fuck heads like you sink family businesses. If you said this to me IR I wouldn't hesitate to leave you bleeding in a ditch on a back country road with a head full of 2000ug of LSD.

Yeah yeah internew tough guy, I know. Ive physically removed your ilk from my store inthe past, and set up for on the spot sting ops the ones who were going for felony level amounts.

People like me are out there, and we will fucking maim you.
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>>724093602

i believe what you're doing is scamming people, not really legal way of doing it.
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>>724102502
>people like me are out there

You mean pussies?
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>>724102491
I've won hundreds of spelling bees. I'm actually the most awarded spelling bee champion that has ever existed. I also voted for Donald Trump.
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>>724102160
>>724102605
this is really, really, really my favorite thread in a long time
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lol you australians are so fucking dumb

americans would actually check that shit before buying it.
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>>724102653
Ignoring all the posts about your dumbass over-elaborate plans I see.
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>>724093759
Kek
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>>724102605

try stealing $$$$'s from a family owned business and find out faggot
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>>724102711
>>724093759
>>724094176
>ITT people who don't know the difference between Australia and Austria
>Grammar Nazis
>Retards like me
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>>724102847
No, I don't want to see a grown man cry and pee all over himself.
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>>724093602
>Kinda legal
>Kinda

Yeah, nice try criminal scum.
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>>724093602
OP. Here's an easier method. Get a job. Learn how to save.
Done.
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>>724096810
^ This is what will really happen. Beside imagine being the buyer here
>person charges 2k for coins they know nothing about
>well there's some rare ones gee that's not suspect at all
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>>724103098
>learn how to save

Save? Did you mean invest?
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>>724102711
>tfw my plans are perfect and yore a loser
>tfw you probably voted for shillary clinton aka crooked hillary
>tfw your a complete faggat who has no money and no house and no internet
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>>724103098
lol yeah if youre a fucking SUCKER
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>>724103157
>if i can somehow make this political, everyone will forget what a dipshit i am

Nice try.
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>>724103156
save until you have enough to invest in something. but whatever sure, invest.
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>>724103250
I don't expect anyone on /b/ to forget anything ever
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>>724103157
anyone who supports trump is guilty of treason and deserves death by firingsquad
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>>724093602
That's a really fucking good idea mate. Cheers, hope you make a fortune.
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>>724103369
>>724103396
Alright boys, clear out. We wrecked this retarded faggot on all fronts, now he's just gonna samefag argue with himself about Trump/Hillary to deflect how stupid he feels.

I'm gonna go play a few hands of Blackjack.
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>>724095571
And before he sold you those coins, I'd sell you more because I'm convincing!! I'd out-negotiate both of you retards! Wow, what an exciting thread, let's all go fuck ourselves.
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>>724093602
How about working for an honest living? Adolf would be saddened at how far his countrymen have fallen.
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>>724099871
Depends on what the job is.

Don't do something that has been done, design your own story, your own truck.

Don't read books or watch videos about it. The internet is full of idiotic people who will get you in jail.

Never con someone who is a criminal, criminals have no issue with making you disappear or worse execute their own form of justice if they find you.

Anyone who even remotely reminds you of tony soprano should be avoided.

The weak, old, and broken are your playground.

You need to distinguish between the lonely and the lonely narcissist. The later is very easy to fool.

Whereas the lonely is too consumed in self hate or pitty to give away money, money is all they got.

The lonely narcissist will give you everything they have.

Old people are usually loaded (in some circles)

And don't pretend to be something you can't pull off fully.

If you pretend to be a good player, spend a month or two playing golf before you hit a community club.

Don't do big cons, stick to bars and random encounters.

Learn how to fake a car issue.

If you want to find criminals, look for people who were in prison and ask them who's who in the city you are working.

Change your motel every 3-4 days, always check out the very same day/night you make a hit.

Say you're in a bar, you take someone's 800 dollars away and you are walking away.

You go back to motel, you check out and you find one at least 40km away.

People will look for you, they will go to motels and ask.

Change your clothing style when you hit.

I once went from shirt tucked in to ghetto rapper clothes just to avoid recognition, also wore glasses and a winter cap. I looked like entirely someone else while the night before I looked like an employee out for a beer after work.

You need to become your own bullshit.
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>>724104360
>the internet is full if idiotic people who will get you in jail

But let's all take advice from this 10 year old.
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>>724104666
SATAN CONFIRMS
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>>724104666
No Satan, you shouldn't.
I'm just replying to the anon that asked me no need to get salty.

Have you ever done anything even remotely close to the topic of this thread?
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>>724104831
You mean you're replying to your samefagged replies? No one wants to hear you ramble about what you think scammers do.
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>>724104360
tl;dr
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>>724104923
Why would I samefagg
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>>724105043
Because you're pic related
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>>724105043
Because you're a faggot
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>>724104360
My son is autistic and even his Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction isn't as autistic as this.
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>>724102502
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>>724103003
>>724103003
>>724103003
How are we all ignoring this great post?
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>>724093759
Sure you don't mean krugerrands?
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