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got this from a 5/10 chubby while waiting tables. trips decides

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got this from a 5/10 chubby while waiting tables. trips decides what i do with it.
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Call her and have unprotected sex with her
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>>724088983
Order her a pizza.
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>>724088983
get nudes
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>>724088983
reveal area code
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>>724088983
Call her up and tell her that you would date her if she were bigger.
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send wiener pic
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guess what she ordered and i'll reveal area code
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>>724088983
Fuck her film it creampie her watch her cry post it on /b/ and the interwebs,
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>>724089907
bet this bitch ordered a salad
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>>724088983
Call her up and tell her that the next meal she eats at your resturant is on you. When she comes up after that, always throw on an extra dessert or other freebies her way and watch her turn into a whale.
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>>724090056
lol no. not even a diet drink
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stop being a fat fucking bitch and do something about it

get the puss OP
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>>724090111
WINRAR
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>>724090111
this gon b gud
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>>724090111
>WINRAR
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>>724090111
winrar
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>>724089907
417
been there done that
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>>724090222
double kill
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well
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>>724088983
This might sound out there, but would you consider sleeping with her?
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>>724090664
well, what happened?
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>>724090758
i'd really rather not
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>>724090938
she sounded surprised and giggled a fuckton. she said she'd see me soon
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>>724088983
On a scale of 1 to mama June how "chubby" waa she
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>>724090758
This guy gets it.

OP's waiting tables... prospects can't be all that great at the minute
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>>724091027
white trash version of Rebel Wilson
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>>724090950
Then stop messing around with her.

But I think you should sleep with her, unless you have a good reason not to.
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>>724088983
Looks like the aria code is 7?2.
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>>724091017

Get your wallet ready OP, you've gotta keep this chick fed.
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fuck her
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>>724089289
>order her a pizza

delivered to her phone number?
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>>724091314
that would make for some really good pounding
hard pounding
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>>724090111
OP is going to go broke.
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>>724091381
you're close
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>>724091835
i already am :(
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>>724091866
702
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>>724091524
just think of her as one big titty
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Reveal the area code
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>>724091866
you gotta get her to send the nudez
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>>724092153
guess what she ordered. i'll make it easier, it was mexican
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>>724092222
fucking hell
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>>724092222
fugin' check'd
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>>724092222
checked, here's your mission, op
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>>724092222
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>>724092278
>six page menu
>three distinct entrees
enchiladas
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>>724092278
burrito jalisco
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where was this restaurant anon? dont need to say the name just in which state
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>>724092222
Bonus if the chubby chick posts hers, you've got to post them here.
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>>724092616
Georgia
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>>724092222
yeehaw
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based trips and quads thread confirmed
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>>724092535
close
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>>724092693
762 then
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>>724092828
well damn
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>>724092828
dont fuck up the nudez bro
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>>724092693
>blocks out area code
>says what state

kek you idiot. Should have said the restaurant, not state.
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>>724092278
tacos al pastor

>>724092693
>Georgia
You done fucked up son. It's 762.
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here we go
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>>724092693
That means the number is 762 KEK
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>>724092951
you better get that shit
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>>724092951
John we can see the number there.
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>>724090111
Fucking WIN!
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>>724092951
rip in peace
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>>724092951
you fucked up you left the number threads over
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>>724092924
>Shows number on top anyways
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>>724092951
hurry i need to cum
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>>724093094
why hide the number when everyone already knows it?
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>>724092951
at least we know where jon works
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>>724093094
>>724092924
>>724093081
YALL BEHAVE! We need to see the nudes, and we wont be able to if yall keep scaring op away
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>>724092222
kek
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>>724093264
spiderman? have you jacked another thread?
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>>724093264
lets get anon fired new mission we call the number and complain about an employee named John
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>>724088983
So how good do you look OP ?
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>>724093264
>doxxing in a get thread

nigga you the one who fucked up. you a fucking lurking faggot for outting a bro who out there grindin for /b/
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>>724093264
Jon you have fucked up
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>>724093420
i look like the dad from Inside Out
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Dalton Georgia huh?
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>>724093389
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>>724093471
i genuinely don't care. I'm only here for a few more weeks
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>>724093502
i work in Dalton, I live near Chattanooga
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>>724093406

You're a cunting newfag.
Fucking die.
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>>724093547
In that case cum in her food
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>>724093479
you are too good for her - but don't wait tables OWN the bar
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>>724093471
how u call that doxing when he flat out gave us his info

and he hasn't done nothing yet but text a fatty at 1 in the morning
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she def single bruh
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>>724093788
oh yeah tap dat ass
you wont regret
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>>724093788
checked
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>>724093888
double checked
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>>724093788
Jesus Christ
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>>724093776
for real, op must have the worst luck, finally gets an advance..but from a fatty, makes a move anyways, has his life ruined in the process
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Leave the poor fucking girl alone. Probably took her a lot of nerve to work up courage to ask someone out, knowing how far and hideous she is. Or she's a fat slut and it doesn't make a difference
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>>724093776
........ because he blacked out the area code
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>>724093788

That is not a fucking 5.

That's an 8 in Georgia
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i think she turn her phone off. eekks dee
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op is a faggot
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>blocks out all this data

>conveniently doesn't block out his name, place of work or the number

Jesus christ do people still fall for bait like this?
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Send ehr this link: http://lets.rabb.it/886j/3icpYsOdbB
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>>724094079
people in Georgia can't afford iPhones
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>>724093997
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>>724094374
>>724093997
i mean
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>>724094199
waiting for the OP
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>>724093264
Oh shit I fucked a girl from Dalton once
Was cash
Carpet Capitol of Georgia represent
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>>724090222
>*Gets trips*
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Op will soon be out of a job. Congratufuckulations.
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fixed that for you op
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aw, let op bag the fatty. he probably needs it.
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>>724094828
oh ok thanks


reset


can i get a do over
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op, why did you make doxxing so easy? is this fatty your ex? are we part of some trashy georgia drama?
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still nothin. not entirely disappointed
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>>724095040
>implying people from Georgia know how to use a computer
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gonna ask her if she knows john might post results
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>>724094061
Dalton, GA
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do it for the sister, op
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>>724095827
holy hell
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>>724095827
>savannah
>georgia
really imaginative there
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>>724096365
>90% of the Georgia female is named Savannah
>especially in Savannah
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>>724096365
deep thinkers
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>>724096457
it's like looking for a road named peachtree in atlanta
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>>724090269
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>be Daltonfag
>eat at this place weekly
>never seen a motherfucker named Jonathan there
>probably about the 8th best place in town.
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welp, it's too bad this thread died. better fuck that 3/10, jon
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>>724096978
who said the restaurant was in Dalton?
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>>724096982

>this thread died

shut fuck
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i used to date a girl in dalton. she was a freak. fucked a few of her friends as well and she was cool with it. place is fucking weird. 10/10 would return. atlien here
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>>724092951
>>724093264
>>724094374
>>724097046
nobody i guess
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>>724097065
bruh wtf.... GET OUT OF THERE! ITS NOT WORTH IT
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>>724097046
Have you been paying attention to the thread dipfuck?
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>>724097178
she told the other waitress i was working with that i was "sexy"
sounds like free sex to me
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>>724097234

her sister is a lot better looking

/savannah.l.mcgill
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>>724097065
quick, message Emily, she's online. Give her some nice, cute words like "hey"
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>>724089833
holy dick sleeve batman
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>>724097065
dawg, suck the radetsky bros' cocks, make that thai fucker watch
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This thread is kinda proof high school never ends...
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>>724097065
sup, luke
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>>724097629
what the fuck is wrong with these dumb niggers
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I'd still hit it....
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OP any replies yet??
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>>724097845
>dumb niggers
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still nothing. i'll probably post tomorrow night if i have any updates.
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>>724098291

god damnit
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>>724097629
>>724097065
fucking kek, bye luke
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>>724098291
Be sure and take a shit out behind the pizza hut for me.
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>>724098400

i thought it was mexican?
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>>724098424
are you saying pizza hut isn't mexican?
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>>724098424
I'm saying the place is beside a pizza hut
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>>724098480

i suppose poor take on italian..
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Write it on a men's room stall.
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>>724098595

someone else text her and say that's where they got the number
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instead you should just Snapchat z .com and leak all your snapchat friends
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>>724098649
HERE IN MY GARAGE, JUST BOUGHT THIS NEW NIGGERGHINI HERE
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>>724098649

ugh
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>>724098649
what the fuck did you just say about me?
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Send her meat mail
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>>724090950
that means yes
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>>724091326
>But I think you should sleep with her, unless you have a good reason not to.

I think the danger lies in the fact that she's fat and ugly and probably hasn't gotten a lot of attention from men in her life... so if OP goes for it, she'll get attached and emotional and all that shit
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>>724098291
If you live in Chattanooga I guess I'll see you at yama-con nigger
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>>724099253

words of wisdom, anon, words of wisdom... i say text her back and forth maybe even get nudes but dont take it anyfarther
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>>724099253
>good reason not to
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>>724099332
my penis hasn't been wet in almost a year, plus i won't be around town for long, I'm moving out in like 3 weeks. I'm getting desperate at this point
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>>724099475
thn fuck her already
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>>724099475
find a fold and pump, nigga
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Op remember thin isn't a win thick gets the dick
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>>724099475

yeah but what if you get her pregnant... think about all the strings attached with that... moving won't save you from that either
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>>724097097
Atlien too breh
Here's some more Dalton btw
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>>724099693

now w're talking. moar?
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>>724099630
unless he used his real name, he could easily change numbers and disappear.
plus she's from georgia. can't be that smart
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>>724099630
Your saying it like getting pregnant just happens... not if your careful. Just wear your wellys or pull out and shoot in her face
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>>724093264
pls dont, john is trying to entertain us. leave him be
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3 weeks is enough time to get da succ a couple times and leave
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>>724099741
Just grabbing these off her insta, used to have nudes, but I think I wanted to feel like a good guy one day a while ago and deleted them
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She probably eating a massive fucking lard sandwich right now so can't reply.
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>>724089907
It's obviously 7x2 you fucking retard. 722 is Mexico, 742 is Canada, there is no 782 or 792. The rest are in the US.
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>>724100220
did u not read the thread
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>>724089328
this
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>>724090111
>>724090222
>>724092222
>>724093888
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>>724099961

shame, oh well... good on you for wanting to feel like a good guy.
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