33yo virgin, 4 inch dick, 260lbs 5ft8 , broke, was asked out

You pay her $200 and some mcdonalds

>>724077623
donate your retinas to her

>>724077623
honestly just get her to talk to you alone. pretend to admit some emotional shit to her, pretend like you regret it, pretend to push her away because you told her.
tell her that your fat and broke because of said emotional shit, and then lose some weight. pretend to "discover yourself" while your with her. Chicks dig vunerability

>>724077888
??why? i need real advice what can i do , should i buy viagra an penis strap on in the dark? or should i tell her i cant please her its ok to have sex with other guys???

i would say just be honest with her and tell her the truth. she will either support you (which is good) or dump you immediately (which is also good so u wont have to waste time on her)

>>724078223
Don't be so insecure about it, that's the worst. And if the pressure is too much and you can't get hard, just go down on her until she cums. But don't be a bitch about it, no prolonged excuses. Besides the less you worry about it the better. There is no problem having sex if you are fat or have a below average dick, just show that you pay attention to her and not her vagina, look her in the eyes and kiss her, that intimacy can make up for all the shortcomings you may have in bed.

>>724077623
Invite her to your house.
If she refuses then try to knock her out in the best possible moment with no witnesses and snatch her back to your basement where you proceed to tie her up and fuck her every day.

If she agrees then it's plan A all over again but much much easier because you can just rape her on spot and tie her up afterwards with no witnesses peacefuly in the comfort of your home.

>>724077623
Also, she asked you out, she didn't ask for you to fuck her tomorrow, build a real emotional connection, and say that you want to give it time because you feel it will be more special for both of you.

>>724079813
but seriously don't bring this shit up at once, talk about it if she does, but if she makes a move, just go with it, don't break the mood with a rant about your insecurities

>>724080197
how do i kiss? do i put tongue in the first time, who does more work?

>>724078223
Dude u can drill that pussy with 4 inch like a champ. Going deep means pretty much nothing. Me with my 7 inch cock drill my gfs cervix sometimes and then she is in pain. Above average dick isn't really a gift.

But ye sometimes youll get this crazy bitch with fetish for horse cocks so you better prepare well.

>>724080449

tell her you'd like to give her a good ol lickaroo.

That will get her drippin wet.

>>724080449
If you are not joking, then less is more. No tongue, if she does it you can try gently. It's way better to be too shy in that area than to be a throat slug

ask if you can lick her shitter like an apple fritter

>>724081260
kekeke

Goddamn why do you keep posting this?

It ain't gonna work if this is all you do all day.

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>not realizing that she thinks you have money and that's why she asked you out
>mfw

>>724082124
i told her i am broke, she said she wants to pay for the date

>>724082809
Post a picture of her