I'm a female, asks me questions.

Is it possible to ever actually please a woman?

>>724075660
Yah. I haven't figured it out but I'm sure it is. I like to remain optimistic that one day I will be Pleased

Why do you do things like this over the internet?
Not shaming. Just wondering

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Would this turn you on?

>>724075415
What gets you off?

>>724075415
what's it like having shallow flabby tits?

Send more nudes bitch

Add me on snap?
Chacoconut

>>724075415
Do you like to eat pussy?

Why are you fat instead of skinny?

>>724075933
Idk it's annoying i want implants and liposuction really badly. I just wanna be pretty

>>724075415
How are you tonight?

>>724075740
Boredom and a severe lack of self confidence

>>724076220
Idk I work out and don't eat a lot but I don't lose weight easily.

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>>724075415

What's the best way to get ink stains off the couch? Like from a ballpoint pen. The couch is a micro fiber kind of material.

Post better pic, OP. Those look like fat man tits.

Wanna spread your chubby ass for us?

>>724076487
Liar

How could you bore to dead an entire thread of virgin neets?

>>724075415
why are you so pathetic

>>724075415
>I'm a female, asks me questions.


No.

From 1 to 10 how do you rate your self esteem? (10 been the highest)

Why do women have a need to let everyone know they are women.
Fuck, half of the girls on steam show off in their profile they're girls

>>724076620
Idk I kinda enjoy wallowing in my own pathetic mess of a life. But it's ok because I've found company will all of you fuckers who are just as bad as I am.

>>724075415
why are you and all other females such attention whores?
what could possibly compel you (or any other slit) to choose tits instead of gtfo?

>>724076726
That was a question btw, not judging you, since you have nothing to gain, unlike steam bitches

>>724076761
lol don't drag us down to your level.

>>724076695
2-3. My face is a 6 but my body is a 1

>>724076855
You do seem cute in the face

>>724076817
Yah I've got nothing to gain but like I do it anyways

>>724076855
You have nice lips

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>>724077027
I just puked a little.

>>724077135
I know this is a weird place to do this but I'm down to talk. I'm pretty bored too. Sc: chacoconut

>>724076855
Lets see some face or bent over ass.

There's no way your body is a 1. You're average at worst. A 1 is an absolutely hideous and obese subhuman creature.

Op. This people will atack you. Because they know that the reason that you are doing this is because you have insecurity problems and because they are insecure too And for some wired reason that will leave them to dislike you.
You are actually sexy. Thats what you wanna hear no?. But yes you are.

Would you post a pic of your feet?

inb4
>in anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

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>>724075415
Is my cock small?

>>724077525
>if

90% sure hispanic. amiright? Also, ass shot please.

>>724077545
yes.

>>724077545
not OP, but you're low-end of average

>>724077325
fuck i love alison brie

>>724077525
you aren't technically too late, but...
>>724077027
already happened.

>>724076286
Your tits would be fine if you lost weight.

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>>724077545
This is a real dick.

Thoughts OP?

>>724077545
It's ok, a bit smaller than average in my opinion

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>>724077782
The cringe is real.

>>724077631
whats average?

>>724077891
Why is it dry and lumpy? Ew

your tits look tasty

>>724077949
Not dry, that's the lighting.
And not lumpy, that's a vein.

>>724075415
You'll notice there's no /b/ in the timestamp, so I give you this theory: OP has asked a women for a nude as well as to provide proof that she's real hence the timestamp in the picture. OP is now pretending to be a women. Why you may ask, well the answer is quite simple: OP is a fag.

Would you describe yourself as fat or phat?

>>724077891
>Thoughts OP?
>Thoughts...
she appears to be a biological female. good luck with the whole thoughts thing.

>>724078046
This. Op is hijacking her pic and playing us all for fools. Well done faggot

>>724075739
DIY

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>>724078046
Ha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_fQ6Quv-4E

>>724075415
Ad?

>>724078373
Well fuck.

>>724078311
>>724078227
>>724078373
Op has now asked the bitch to give the nudes with /b/ hi

>>724078373
hispanic or naw? and your white nail polish does not compliment your skin tone btw

>>724078373
OP

Reply to this: >>724077891

>>724075415
Do you like girls.

>>724078546
I concur.

>>724078373
I like your tits, how about your pussy?

>>724078559
I'm white. Just plain white. And it's not that bad, just the flash

>>724075415
Is it hopeless for a socially inept guy to continue to try to get non-ugly, non-fat women to go out with him?

>>724078685
Yes, I actually do. Girls are so much hotter in my opinion. But I prefer guys for relationships

>>724078373
You have daddy issues. I know that look. Well.

>>724078546
What do you want? What is proof enough for you guys?

>>724078858
Tits or GTFO?
wait...

>>724078858
Post a picture with that timestamp next to your feet

>>724075415
Better pic? What's it like growing breasts? Anything you would want 'a male population' to know about being a girl?

>>724078918
For real footfag?

>>724075415
>>724078373
Do you find it ok if your bf sniff your hair and neck while cuddling?

>>724078858
hehe. They trolling. Or they want more pics.

>>724077891
Thats one nasty ass dick

>>724078952
It's confusing because you don't always have to deal with boobs. Then they happen and you get used to them. I kinda hate mine but that's just me. I'd rather have small tits than ugly ones

How can people even tell your weight all weve seen are tits that's not an accurate judge of fatness also the last dudes dick head looked infected just sayin

>>724078373
Do you like your salad tossed? Let's see the bowl! Come on really, what did you expect on these parts?

>>724078858

How many dicks have you sucked?
What turns you on most about a guy?
Do like being submissive in bed?

I like your boobs they look nice

>>724079286
Dicks sucked 2
Biggest turn on is being really tall
I'm incredibly submissive. I do anything

You know plastic tits wont make you prityer if you are fat?

>>724079509
That's what the lypo is for

>>724079496
Just submissive or do you fantasize about having a Master?

Kik?

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>>724075415
>>724078373
>I'm a female, asks me questions.
Got any interesting turnons / fetishes? Perhaps something form >>>/d/? If you're vanilla, how open are you to new things?

>>724079144
Is your right the biggest? Tits look fine bet they still have some filling out to do. Just a little lopsided cause you're laying down.

>>724079496

How tall is really tall for you? You seem kind of short, so 6 feet?

If a guy cums in your mouth, Do you want to spit or will you happily swallow?

Or would you like to take a load on your face?

>>724079941
I'm slightly masochistic and I love being told what to do. So slave/master play is fun for me

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>>724076488
Use google, faggot

Do you like married average-to-good looking rich 30-somethings that will buy you nice things just to use you for sex.

>>724080215
Oh and I'm 6 foot and have a far nicer cock than the ones posted here

>>724080215
Yes. I really really do. No shame in that

>>724078373
Coffeechan!!! Will you put on a thong and take a pic of your ass?

Hard telling from these photos, but from what I see, I think you're lovely. You have nice soft features, an approachable look to you. Don't listen to these idiots saying you're fat or whatever. These are pathetic, lonely shitbags with standards only their tarnished imagination can meet anyhow. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm pathetic and lonely too, but whatever...

>>724080330
Well if you are ever in Australia.. :)

>>724080087
Yaaaaawwwnn

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>>724079496
>>724080087
>Biggest turn on is being really tall
>I love being told what to do
>slave/master play is fun for me
Ah, interesting....Here's something you may like. What's more masochistic than being tiny and owned by a regular sized dude?

>>724080608
I like forced orgasms? Like without control. Is that interesting?

>>724080514
God damnit man! She was about to start eating out of your hand and THAT'S your game!?

>>724080330
Would you fuck a guy in his 40's if he was tall and in shape?

>>724080766
or average height and not in shape?

>>724080697
No see that's just rediculous to me. Not at all hot

have you watched True Detective? Or is it more of a guy show to you. It's pretty good.

Also I think Raven is gonna win the Bachelor

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>>724080087
>>724080697
Hm, although, being a giantess that is commanded by a tiny dude may fit even better...

>>724080917
No that's also kinda dumb to me. I like being smaller, and not having power. Being at a physical disadvantage

>>724080726
It's okay to be vanilla. This site is full of degenerates.

>>724081012
HOW IS THAT VANILLA? What's not vanilla if that's not considered kinky

>>724080866
Never seen it. Also have never seen the bachelor. Not for me.

Fuckin a. Fuck this, you know what I'm going to need you to do honey? Anybody who is even slightly masochistic should have a bag of clothes pins laying around. I need you to put a couple of those on your nipples and take a couple of pictures for the boys.

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>>724080697
>>724080855
>>724080726
>No see that's just rediculous to me. Not at all hot
>I like forced orgasms? Like without control. Is that interesting?
Huh, really? Now that is interesting. Not even with the fact that being tiny would mean you could be easily forced around like pic related?

>>724080917
The biggest thing in this pic is her giant jew schnoz

Hairy ir Chávez? Show it

I would love to force you to come to my work during my lunch break so I could use that pussy and fill it like it deserves.

Pill or not, don't care.

>>724081202
Nope, not for me. I find it strange, but immnit gonna kink shame.

>>724076286
Me too, fellow femanon. Me too.

>>724075415
Can you and I have consenting sex?

>>724081405
Depends if I like you enough.

What the fuck is a forced orgasm?

>>724081373
hey T

>>724081164
why don't you like watching women get their hearts broke in a contest they can't possibly win (ok 1 does but she's the exception). girls live for this shit.

also if you're into sci-fi may I humbly recommend X-files. the show is truth

>>724081558
Like imagine not being able to move with a vibrator strapped to your clit. You can't move but like you're still being stimulated...

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>>724081009
>No that's also kinda dumb to me. I like being smaller, and not having power. Being at a physical disadvantage
Ah, I see. Hm, so perhaps not just being tiny, but maybe having your master slowly take away what little power you may possess?

>>724081484
Well fuck, that's hard to do over the internet. Can we meet at a java or something? I need my morning hot chocolate.

>>724075415
You have nice lips. Can we see your tongue?

Show belly

These fags are calling you fat but you look about average to me.

>>724080736
I'm married.. I don't pursue women, the right ones present themselves.

>>724081602
Hey alphabet soup

>>724081484
Do you have rape fantasies?

What do you like to masterbate to?

>>724081074
The weirdo who wants you to be his giantess or whatever. Watersports. Temperature play.

>>724081319
Woo boy I bet she's dripping now Casanova.

>>724081824
Ooo like wax and shit? Now that's fun. Also ice is fun.

>>724081785
alphabet soup is my fathers name, call me soupy jim

>>724081824
The idea of ice on my bits while I cum just got me wet

Hi write Tom on time stamp k thx bi

How many dicks have been inside you?

>>724081663
Oh, that's great with the vibrator just under the head of your dick too.

>>724081954
No. I will not do such things. You are canned soup.

>>724081992
Sorry you came too late. I'm off to bed now, night!

>>724081896

Don't give a fuck what you think, cunt.

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>>724081366
>Nope, not for me. I find it strange, but immnit gonna kink shame.
Alrighty then. Interestingly enough, being shrunk/grown is one of the top femanon fetishes in my experience. That, and growing their own dick, haha. I've shown it to femanons who'd never heard of it before, and were even against anything weird, who immediately became interested. Ah well, you win some, you lose some. Oh, and since you want bigger breasts, enjoy the Breast Expansion fetish.

>>724082158
lmao I made her more wet just by mentioning something than you did with your shitty cookie cutter fantasy.

take a lesson.

>>724082107
how bout canny jim? a compromise

>>724081896
Top kek of the thread

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>>724082298
Okay.
Canny Jim.

OP got too hot and went to get an ice cube and a vibrator.

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>>724082445
thanks bb

>>724082158
>>724082253
And neither of you are going to fuck her, so both of you shut the fuck up. God dammit!

>>724082670

No shit.

Way to go guys, you scared off OP.

Either that, or she's schlicking to all the fetishy things we gave her.

What have kill your selfsteam? Why? Tell 4chan your story
Do you feel better posting nudes

Girls aren't allowed on the internet dumb ass