Old picture, but my bank account is somewhat the same. Convince

>>724072482

You could be having pizza... What other convincing do you need?

>>724072626
Just got done eating pizza. Btw I only order Papa Johns so if you don't have a Papa Johns in your area don't bother trying.

>>724072482
I live in a country in South America.

>>724072709

Fortunately, I do. But Hungry Howies is where it's at! The Papa Johns around me is super cheap about their pizzas. Minimal sauce, cheese, and toppings. Ain't worth shit.

>>724072873
What state you in?

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since being forced out of neetdom and into the workforce, I've managed to save 9000$ in my bank account, 9000$ i dont know what to do with because i have no material wants, in fact the only thing I want is to not have to work and 9000 is not nearly enough for that.

I'm hungry

>>724073059

Damn. I only got 2000 to do nothing with, but hey, might eventually spend it on a car or something.

>>724072482
im curious, at rate are you able to save money, or are you just breaking even?

>>724073059
Open an account at vanguard and put it in an index fund like vtsmx or something.

cause i graduated, failed my first semester at college, and got fired the other day from my job

>>724073199
Nice dubs. And I earn around 200 every 2 weeks.

>>724073265
or vtsax if you have the minimum

>>724073356
is that your net gain after taxes and bills or just income?

You could save your money, or you could buy me pizza. It will be the greatest pizza. Ask anyone, they'll tell you pizza is great. I want to make pizza great again, by eating it and making you pay for it.

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>>724072482
Fuck dubs...buy me a pizza hoe

I want the pizza to gargle my stomach acids. Let it get its Caustic Listerine fix.

>>724073430
Just income. But I don't pay bills cause I'm an autist who lives with his parents, and I'm not sure what taxes take.

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>>724072482
Pick Up at 11:45 for Django.(I'm white kek)

>>724073570
Do you work at dominos, do you want me to order from dominos, or do you want me to have it delivered to dominos?

>>724073491
Hmm this is solid convincing but I think it's lacking a good hairstyle and a tad bit of patriotism. Who am I kidding, I just want to make people beg for pizza and make myself feel better by giving them some, cause I'm a narcissist.

>>724073665
Order from dominos, the other suggestion is hilarious but order from.

personally I prefer papa johns

>>724073851
Sorry m8, I only order Papa Johns.
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>>724073871
So do I. Sept for that new Papa Priority thing, that's stupid.

>>724073967
>Papa Priority thing
whats that?

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>>724073967
You think I'm NEW HERE?!?

>>724073564
>I'm an autist who lives with his parents
as am I cept I got to pay off student loans, and my parents got me a car, and by got me a car I mean,
the went and got a car without telling me and told me to make payments on it, so now i got to pay for car too

>>724072482
Because if you don't, your mother will take a massive shit in her sleep tonight.

>>724072482
I have a pizza fetish and can't cum unless I have my hand on a mixed meat pizza
help a /b/ro cum

>>724074032

>Papa Priority
>Spend 3 dollars to have your pizza delivered faster
It sounds good in theory, fucking terrible in practice. Means people pay extra to have their pizza made first, and forcing a driver to delivery it instead of something else they might have wanted to deliver.

In the end, it takes 3 dollars away from tip money, and makes the driver earn basically less than minimum wage.

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>>724074164
Ah shit they're closing.

I'm broke but nowhere delivers to me. I'd have to walk a Mile to the gas station to get it.

>>724074308
that sounds terrible,
theres a papa johns pretty close to my house so I always just pick it up.

>>724074195
That sucks. Kinda the opposite for me. If I buy a car, my dad will probably help me make payments. I'm getting payed to go to college, and I'm fucking living the life of middle-class.
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>>724074297
You should get a job at a pizza place.
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>>724074294
I wish my mother would die. My mom legit did drugs the entire time I lived with her as a kid. I have no regret in saying she deserves it.

>>724074508
That's probably for the best. Also, when you order delivery you risk the driver fucking it up. Once at my store we had a driver who would slam on his breaks 1/3 deliveries so the pizza would get ruined. After warning him for a bit, he stopped. But we lost about 8 orders because of him.

>>724074164
what's your email btw?

>>724074195
u2, email?

>>724074951
>email?
I'm not a girl

>>724075167
Ehh if no email, just join this link
https://us21.chatzy.com/67083031400455