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What are some tips to lie about work experience on your resume?
TL;DR What can I do to fill in this gap in work experience.
I haven't worked in three years, but I'm ready to go back. Things aren't perfect, but I think I could make it again and as a bonus I'll be less of a parasite.
I'm interested in lying if need be, but what are some respectable sounding nonsense I can bullshit my way through? NEET Inc Computer Repair Tech? Not A+ certified, the only cert I had lapsed, and no college education. Going for the bullshit and fake it til I make it thing, which helped me a lot in the past when I gave a shit. This probably sounds ridiculous to some of you, others might understand, but I'm just interested in acting like I give a shit about anything again.
What can I do to fill in this gap besides saying I was doing research to gain an encyclopedic knowledge of anime and porn.
Love you faggots.
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>>724069052
tell them you got colitis and was shitting yourself silly over the last three years.
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>>724069332
Thanks! I won't let you down anon!
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you were able to support yourself for three years by being an independent contractor, for a few small businesses.
also can you say PUMA SHOES a whole lot it sort of gets me off
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>>724071157
Puma shoes.
Closer to reality without mentioning slanging dope. I was leaning towards something like this, but everything seems so unrelated. Just want to be able to fake it til I make it. I appreciate your input and puma shoes.
Puma shoes, puma shoes, puma shoes.
Puma shoes, puma shoes, puma shoes.
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Don't fake it too hard. The last thing you want is to get into some IT job and clearly not know what you are doing. I've been a Linux admin for years and have seen tons of you guys come and go because they had to ask me how to reset someone's password through AD or something stupid
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>>724072896
Thanks.
I'm trying to figure out the sweet spot there. The goal is just to get in the door and then take it on without having to depend too much on googlefu or coworkers if I can. Otherwise I'll be back at square one soon enough.
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